An American in Austen (2024)

An American in Austen (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Girl Transported Back Into Pride and Prejudice

A modern girl pining for the perfect man is transported back into the world of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice where she ends up disrupting the story

Final Cut (2022)

Final Cut (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies on a Zombie Film Set Comedy

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest takes on the overworked zombie film in recent years. Here Academy Award-winning director Michel Hazanavicius conducts a French remake but misses the mark

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters From a Cartoon Series Enter the Real World

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

The Illusionauts (2012)

The Illusionauts (2012) poster
Rating: ★½
Animation/Adventures Inside an Author's Imagination

A Peruvian children’s animated film about a device that allows people to enter an author’s imagination. This mostly has children having adventures in a facsimile of Jules Verne

The Monkey King (2001)

The Monkey King/The Lost Empire (2001) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Chinese Legend

A tv mini-series adaptation of the famous Chinese legend Journey to the West made for US audiences by Hallmark Entertainment. The story remains stolidly earthbound and the meta-fictional contortions the story has to add to engage in to have the monk hero replaced by a contemporary Thomas Gibson are bizarre

Markham (2020)

Markham (2020) poster
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H.P. Lovecraft Homage

British-made homage to H.P. Lovecraft that has some of the most stunning black-and-white photography seen in some time but I am still trying to puzzle out what the film was actually about

Brenda Starr (1989)

Brenda Starr (1989) poster
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Girl Reporter Comic-Strip Adaptation

Disastrous Brooke Shields starring film adaptation of the famous comic-strip about a girl reporter. Nobody involved is taking the show seriously and everything is blown into camp farce.

Delirious (1991)

Delirious (1991) poster
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Writer Trapped Inside a TV Soap Opera

Comedy in which John Candy wakes up inside the world of the tv soap opera he writes. This feels like it misses most of the possibilities inherent in its idea

She Wolf Rising (2016)

She Wolf Rising (2016) poster
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Werewolf Scream Queen

There is a good idea for a film in here somewhere where a fan joins Scream Queen Tiffany Shepis playing a Scream Queen tracking down the print of her werewolf movie before finding she is a real werewolf. But the presentation is an utterly confused mishmash

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) poster
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Adventures in a Fantasy Land

Sequel to The Neverending Story made with a better budget. This delivers some amazing sets and creature designs but is killed with a script that discards the metaphors and complex level of meta-fiction of the original

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
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Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

Fat Albert (2004)

Fat Albert (2004) poster
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Cartoon Characters Enter the Real World

One of a spate of films of the 90s/00s that adapted animated tv series in live-action – in this case Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. Here all we get is the animated characters emerging into the real world for slapstick inanity

The Number 23 (2007)

The Number 23 (2007) poster
Rating: ½
Numerological Obsession and Paranoia/Reality Bender

Demented Joel Schumacher film in which Jim Carrey sees occurrences of the number 23 everywhere and finds his life is being predicted by a book. Featuring one of the most absurd scripts ever written

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Meet the Spartans (2008) poster
Rating: ½
Parodies of Various Films

The painfully unfunny films of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are movie parodies, mostly a random assortment of films and celebrities of the last six months run over with crude and vulgar jokes. In this case, they take on parodying principally 300

Adventures in Dinosaur City (1991)

Adventures in Dinosaur City (1991) poster
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Kids Trapped Inside a Dinosaur TV Show

Feeble and shabbily made kid’s film in which children are transported inside the world of their favourite dinosaur tv show. Featuring some terrible dinosaur effects

Happily N’Ever After (2006)

Happily N'Ever After (2006) poster
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Animation/Fairytale Deconstruction

Another in the spate of animated fairytale parodies that came out in the wake of Shrek, this subjects Cinderella to an excruciating barrage of pop-culture jokes and one-liners