Aaron’s Blood (2016)

Aaron's Blood (2016) poster
Rating: 3

The vampire film is looking rather anemic in the post-Twilight era. This is one decent effort about a father trying to save his son who has received a blood transfusion from a vampire

Abandon (2002)

Abandon (2002) poster
Rating: 3.5

Psycho-thriller that should have gotten better notice than it did. Katie Holmes plays an A-student at an Ivy League college who is stalked by a missing ex. Slick and coolly written, before arriving at an effective twist ending

Abattoir (2016)

Abattoir (2016) poster
Rating: 1

Darren Lynn Bousman is the director most associated with the Saw sequels and its Torture Porn excesses. His other films have been lacking. This comes with one of the most off the wall premises one has seen

Abbott and Costello Meet Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1953)

Abbott and Costello Meet Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1953) poster
Rating: 2

The third of Abbott and Costello’s comedic meet ups with the Famous Monsters – in this case a series of lowjinks as they encounter Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (played by Boris Karloff)

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) poster
Rating: 3

The most well remembered of Abbott and Costello’s films. Universal had shuffled their Famous Monsters through several team-ups and here decided to play them for outright laughs. Undeniably likeable

The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971) poster
Rating: 4

Droll, elegant camp masterpiece with Vincent Price giving the best performance of his life as a deformed madman employing the Biblical Plagues of Egypt as a motif to take revenge against the surgeons who killed his wife

The Abomination (1986)

The Abomination (1986) poster
Rating: 0-

An amazingly bad movie from the VHS era where a woman is exorcised by a televangelist and coughs up a tumor, which crawls out of the trash and possesses her son, driving him to kill and bring bodies home to feed the tumor

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012) poster
Rating: 1

Seth Grahame-Smith’s original book was a witty historical joke that retold the events of Lincoln’s life as a secret history involving vampires. The film somehow misses the joke and turns everything into a ridiculously over-the-top action film

Accidental Exorcist (2016)

Accidental Exorcist (2016) poster
Rating: 3

A low-budget but nevertheless at times quite funny version of an exorcism film, one that throws out all the tired clichés of the genre

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011)

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011) poster
Rating: 0-

Tony Watt strikes again with another of wilfully bad, agonisingly unwatchable films. All the bad acting, plotlessly rambling scenes and random exploitation movie homages that one expects of a Tony Watt film

Aenigma (1987)

Aenigma (1987) poster
Rating: 1

Lucio Fulci attained a cult following for his horror films. This reads like a tatty copy of Dario Argento’s Suspiria that has been bizarrely married to the psychic coma patient premise from Patrick

Afraid of the Dark (1991)

Afraid of the Dark (1991) poster
Rating: 4

Quiet a remarkable film – on one level ostensibly a psycho-thriller about a killer targeting blind women before conducting a unique reversal of perception to reveal something else altogether

After Midnight (1989)

After Midnight (1989) poster
Rating: 3

Modest and effective horror anthology from the two brothers responsible for Pitch Black and the Ewoks tv movies. Featuring a quarter of stories, all of them are strong efforts generating a more than reasonable degree of tension throughout

After Midnight (2019)

After Midnight (2019) poster
Rating: 3.5

A wonderful maybe monster movie. Jeremy Gardner falls to pieces after his girlfriend leaves. At the same time, he is certain a monster is lurking outside while everyone else thinks he is losing it.

The Aggression Scale (2012)

The Aggression Scale poster (2012)
Rating: 2

I always maintained that when you stop looking at it in terms of G-rated slapstick, Home Alone was an incredibly violent film – this is Home Alone reconceived as an ultra-violent modern home invasion thriller

Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman (2021)

Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman (2021) poster
Rating: 2

Another variant on the fad for True Crime based movies, this is a film that purports to tell of the early years of true-life serial killer Aileen Wuornos where she is played by Peyton List

Alex Cross (2012)

Alex Cross (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Reboot of James Patterson’s criminal profiler books makes the mistake of hiring an action director. Tyler Perry lacks the genius mental agility Morgan Freeman previously brought to the role but Matthew Fox does crazy well

Alice in Terrorland (2023)

Alice in Terrorland (2023) poster
Rating: 1

Following Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey and its trashing of a classic children’s character, a horror version of Alice in Wonderland where the heroine has dark, hallucinatory visions of the book’s characters

All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

All Cheerleaders Die (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Directors Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson conduct a remake of their earlier film about resurrected cheerleaders. The question might be why – both have demonstrated they can do far better than this

All Fun & Games (2023)

All Fun & Games (2023) poster
Rating: 1

Teenagers in Salem are forced to play a game where their lives are forfeit and they become possessed by a cursed knife dating from the witch trials

All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

All Hallow's Eve (2013) poster
Rating: 2

From the director of the Terrifier films, a horror anthology in which a babysitter and kids sit down to watch a mysterious videotape on Halloween night. The first screen appearance of Art the Clown

Alleluia (2014)

Alleluia (2014) poster
Rating: 3

The story of the true-life killers Martha Beck and Raymond Fernandez, most famously adapted into The Honeymoon Killers, gets a retelling from Fabrice du Welz with a modern updating

Alligator (1980)

Alligator (1980) poster
Rating: 3

Amid the spate of post-Jaws Animals Amok films, this, which comes armed with a John Sayles script and plays on the urban legend of baby alligators flushed into the sewers, was a rather enjoyable effort that plants tongue in cheek

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Alone in the Dark (2005) poster
Rating: 1.5

Uwe Boll gained a reputation as the world’s worst director on the basis of his videogame adaptations. Prize exhibit was Alone in the Dark, which abandons the game and is a series of action scenes without explanatory rationale

The Alphabet Killer (2008)

The Alphabet Killer (2008) poster
Rating: 1

This claims to be based on an unsolved true-life serial killer case from the 1970s, although dumps all but a handful of facts in favour of a B-movie thriller plot about a detective with mental illness

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009) poster
Rating: 2

The first two of these films did ingenious things but now the inspiration is showing through and these films are starting to seem more like a personal fantasy on the director’s part

American Gothic (1987)

American Gothic (1987) poster
Rating: 1

Horror film about a heroine imprisoned by a family who insist on absurdly outmoded traditional values. Mostly an opportunity for the cast, led by Rod Steiger as the family patriarch, to go completely over-the-top

American Grindhouse (2010)

American Grindhouse (2010) poster
Rating: 3

A documentary that charts the history of exploitation cinema and covers much ground generally informatively despite the odd omission of some key works and players

American Mary (2012)

American Mary (2012) poster
Rating: 3.5

Canada’s twin sisters Jen and Sylvia Soska’s second film is set in the dark underground of body modification,. Like an episode of tv’s Nip/Tuck with a Suicide Girls ethos. Not perfect but an impressive maturation

American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)

American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002) poster
Rating: 1

A sequel that has almost no connection to the original and has Mila Kunis as a psychopathic student trying to get into a prestigious criminal profiling course

American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho (2000) poster
Rating: 4

Mary Harron takes on Bret Easton Ellis’s controversial work about a yuppie serial killer and refines it to a blackly funny satire on 1980s pop culture and corporate greed

American Satan (2017)

American Satan (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A variant on the Pact with the Devil story as a rock group conduct a Faustian deal with Malcolm McDowell’s Devil, leading to their meteoric rise to fame and debauchery

The American Scream (2012)

The American Scream (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Michael Paul Stephenson of Best Worst Movie fame makes a documentary about people who turn their homes into Halloween haunts. While lacking the freakshow aspect of Best Worst Movie, this is a likeable effort that follows its subjects in perfecting their art

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981) poster
Rating: 3

John Landis brings the werewolf film into the modern era with this revisionist work where a modern character is forced to confront it as real, while depicting the transformation with an arsenal of top-drawer effects.

The Amityville Asylum (2013)

The Amityville Asylum (2013) poster
Rating: 1.5

Another of the unofficial sequels that bear slim to no resemblance to the Amityville Horror hoax. This is a cheaply made and not terribly scary British effort set in a asylum supposedly built on the site of the Amityville house

Amityville Exorcism (2017)

Amityville Exorcism (2017) poster
Rating: 1

Prolific Z-budget director Mark Polonia makes something like the 18th film with Amityville in its title. This one concerns possessed lumber (!) from the Amityville house