V/H/S/Beyond (2024)

V/H/S/Beyond (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Seventh of the V/H/S Found Footage horror anthologies, this is one of the best with a number of the episodes venturing into SF and others that feature some genuinely outlandish moments

Jules (2023)

Jules (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Senior Citizen Befriends Alien

Likeable comedy variant on E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial in which senior citizen Ben Kingsley befriends an alien visitor after its UFO crashes in his backyard. Few films are made with such an acute awareness of aging

The Primevals (2023)

The Primevals (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Lost World/Alien Lizard People

A fascinating lost world/alien lizard people stop-motion animated film that has been in production for a record 56 years, eventually pieced together and released by Charles Band several years after its creator’s death

Asteroid City (2023)

Asteroid City (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Retro 1950s Comedy/Alien Visitor

Wes Anderson’s quirky individualistic films can be an acquired taste. This is set in a stunningly designed retro 1950s town as various oddball characters intersect in between the appearance of an alien visitor

The Vast of Night (2019)

The Vast of Night (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
UFOs and Alien Abductions in the 1950s

Indie film about UFOs and alien abductions in a small 1950s town. This comes with undeniably eerie effect that heralds a strong new directorial voice. It also has a perfectly realised sense of retro period detail.

Good Omens (2019)

Good Omens (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical End Times/Antichrist Comedy

TV mini-series based on the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett novel that spoofs The Omen and Biblical End Times prophecies. The series is very close to the book as though it didn’t want to edit any precious gag

Phoenix Forgotten (2017)

Phoenix Forgotten (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
UFOs/Found Footage

Film set around the Phoenix Lights, one of the most well-documented modern UFO sightings. Despite being co-produced by Ridley Scott and receiving a theatrical release, this does not seem too different from the standard Found Footage film that novices make for about $2000

The Gracefield Incident (2017)

The Gracefield Incident (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
UFO Found Footage Film

We have had a few UFO Found Footage films, most of which are rehashes on The Blair Witch Project with aliens instead of backwoods hauntings. This is one entry that produces a series of eerie jumps

Arrival (2016)

Arrival (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
First Contact with Aliens

Most SF films gloss over the issue of communication with aliens, having them either speaking English or with devices like Universal Translators. This is a superbly intelligent film that grapples with how to communicate with something different

Interstellar Wars (2016)

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Alien Invasion/Alien Zombies

Directed by low-budget actress Marlene Mc’Cohen, this is both an alien invasion and a zombie apocalypse film. A film where the skill gap and budget falls well short of what is needed to make a film work

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

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Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

I hate the Ice Age films and their tediously extruded adventures. The opening sequence here and its ignorance of even basic science is the most inane thing in the entire series

Area 51 (2015)

Area 51 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage/Break-In to Area 51

Paranormal Activity director Oren Peli’s second film – a gripping Found Footage film about a group breaking into Area 51 in search of evidence of the alien visitors that the US government is holding

The Phoenix Incident (2015)

The Phoenix Incident (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
UFOs/Found Footage

An earlier treatment of the Phoenix Lights incidents, also a Found Footage film and with an almost identical plot to Phoenix Forgotten. The Found Footage has delved into the alien abduction theme before and this is an average treatment without any notable distinction

Extraterrestrial (2014)

Extraterrestrial (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Attack in the Backwoods

Group of twentysomethings go to a cabin in the woods, are abducted and attacked by E.T.s. I wanted to like this but there is something generic and interchangeable about everything that is happening

PK (2014)

PK (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Bollywood Film/Innocent Alien Visitor

Absolutely fascinating Bollywood venture into science-fiction. A comedic variant on the theme of the blankly innocent alien visitor trying to make sense of human culture, this has a daringly ambitious bite in tackling the topic of religion and delivering some sharply pointed barbs

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

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Videogame Reviewer's Quest/Deliberately Bad Film

A film spun out around a YouTube channel of videogame reviews. This sinks down into unfunny fannish in-joking, while the attempts to be a mock bad movie only seem silliness for its own sake

All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

All Hallow's Eve (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Anthology

From the director of the Terrifier films, a horror anthology in which a babysitter and kids sit down to watch a mysterious videotape on Halloween night. The first screen appearance of Art the Clown

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Nazis Under the Polar Icecap/Hitler with a Robot Body/Mad Science

Hands down the best film ever produced by The Asylum. How could one not like an entertainingly madcap concoction that features mad scientists, zombie stormtroopers, Nazi UFOs and Adolf Hitler preserved as a head in a jar attached to a robot body?

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012)

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

A beautifully shot b/w homage to exploitation films that feels like a 1950s rock‘n’roll musical injected with a host of gonzo elements including aliens, UFOs and the resurrected dead

Iron Sky (2012)

Iron Sky (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Nazi Flying Saucers from the Moon

Finnish filmmaker Timo Vuorensola makes a conceptually wild film about invasion by Nazi flying saucers from the Moon. Stunning quality effects on a minuscule budget that rival the work of professional houses

The 25th Reich (2012)

The 25th Reich (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel, UFOs and Nazi-Ruled Alternate Future

Time travel, Nazis in UFOs and a Nazi-ruled alternate timeline, giant robot spiders – ok, I’m sold. A surprisingly good little film where the fact that this is also made on a low budget and with a good deal of conceptual constraint makes it all the more creative an effort

Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

Cowboys & Aliens (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Western/Alien Invasion

High-concept Jon Favreau directed film that has a winning title concept, overflows with star power and is made on a big budget. But the script feels like it had no idea what to do after setting up its title conceptual mash-up

The Thing (2011)

The Thing (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

Though pitched as a prequel, this is essentially a remake of John Carpenter’s classic. Alas, this only finds the same phantasmagoric outlandishness as Carpenter did in a couple of scenes that may be moderately impressive for those who have never seen the original

Mars Needs Moms (2011)

Mars Needs Moms (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Boy's Adventures on Mars

Motion-capture animated version of a popular children’s book. The title suggests a 1950s B movie and the subtext doesn’t bear close examination but the results are engagingly put together

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! (2010)

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Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Another excruciatingly bad mock exploitation film from Tony Watt, who may well be the world’s worst filmmaker. This mixes killer women, aliens, UFOs, Mafia into an incomprehensible mix

Thomas Mao (2010)

Thomas Mao (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Film About Friendships with Flying Swordsmen and Aliens

Rather odd but amiable Chinese film about friendship between a real-life artist and his model & with flying swordsmen and alien visitors all thrown in for no discernibly apparent reason

Frankenpimp (2009)

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Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Possibly THE worst film ever made. Tony Watt throws an mash-up of exploitation elements together in an incomprehensible plot. A film that made me want to hammer a nail through my eyeball rather than keep watching

Lunopolis (2009)

Lunopolis (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Grand Conspiracy Mashup

A Found Footage film that has fun uniting wacky conspiracy theories into a grand unified thesis. The swim of ideas is head-spinning

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

Race to Witch Mountain (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Remake

Revival of the Disney Witch Mountain films of the 1970s. Now the films have been dragged into the post-X Files era and flashy effects added to negligible result

The Fourth Kind (2009)

The Fourth Kind (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Abductions/"True Story"

This makes a fictitious claim to be a dramatisation of alien abductions that took place in Alaska. This creates something that is undeniably interesting before shooting itself in the foot by heading into Ancient Astronauts territory

The Objective (2008)

The Objective (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Soldiers Face Unexplained Phenomena

The co-director of The Blair Witch Project makes a film about soldiers lost in the desert encountering mysterious lights in the sky. Essentially Blair Witch but with lost soldiers facing UFO phenomena

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
High Adventure/Alien Artefacts

The fourth of the Indiana Jones films, returning after a 19 year gap to general disappointment. Largely a film about Indy getting old, this tries but the action scenes pale against what the series was in its heyday

CJ7 (2008)

CJ7 (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cute Alien Comedy

Hong Kong director/writer Stephen Chow is the star of his own highly creative comedy films. Here in one of his quieter films, Chow conducts a comedy take on E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial

Happy Feet (2006)

Happy Feet (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking and Dancing Penguins

George Miller of Mad Max fame makes a motion-capture animated film about a young penguin who sets out to fulfill his dream of tap-dancing. This ends up being a film of unexpectedly winning charms

Infection (2005)

Infection (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Body Snatchers/Dashcam Found Footage

Albert Pyun makes an alien body snatchers film that has been shot Found Footage style and takes place entirely from the viewpoint of the dashcam camera of a police car

Chicken Little (2005)

Chicken Little (2005) poster
Rating: ★½
Disney Animation/Talking Animals/Alien Invasion

Head-scratching animated oddity from Disney that adapts the talking animal fairytale only to throw in a series of bizarre plot elements that end up as an alien invasion story

A Chinese Tall Story (2005)

Rating: ★★
Gonzo Journey to the West Adaptation

Another adaptation of Journey to the West. Coming from Jeffrey Lau, a director who specialises in rowdy, slapstick films, this is the most nutso adaptation of the story ever, winding in everything from alien visitors and Transformers

Alien Hunter (2003)

Alien Hunter (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Unearthed in the Antarctic

Film about a mysterious alien artifact unearthed in the Antarctic that falls apart due to a script that is constantly jumping all over the place and spending more time homaging other science-fiction films

Undead (2003)

Undead (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Splatter and Alien Abductions

Appealingly quirky homemade zombie film that launched the career of Australia’s Spierig Brothers. The two demonstrate a considerable inventivity when it comes to the visual and makeup effects, which they created all themselves

Taken (2002)

Taken (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★½
UFOs and Alien Abductions

TV mini-series in ten two-hour parts that deals with UFOs, covering several generations from the 1940s to the present. An interesting take on UFO encounters with the benefit of some phenomenal performances

Love is a Treasure (2002)

Love is a Treasure (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Subjective Portraits of Mental Illness

A Finnish art project that consists of five episodes that subjectively depict stories of women with mental illness with strikingly surreal effect

Signs (2002)

Signs (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Crop Circles/Alien Invasion

M. Night Shyamalan delves into the crop circle phenomenon and makes an alien invasion film. At this point his films were predicated on big conceptual surprises and this comes out as a damp squib when we find out what is going on

The Bare Wench 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain (2002)

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Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

Another in the interminable softcore Blair Witch parodies with a group of minimally talented and clothed bimbos wandering around the woods and failing to take proceedings seriously

The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)

The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Film Noir Thriller/UFOs

Coen Brothers black comedy with Billy Bob Thornton as an anonymous barber in the 1940s on the receiving end of life’s cruelties as he becomes involved in a blackmail scheme and murder

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000)

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000) poster
Rating: ½
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

The Bare Wench Project was an inane softcore parody of The Blair Witch Project. This is the first of four sequels in which another troupe of girls go wandering in the woods while finding almost any opportunity to take their clothes off

Muppets from Space (1999)

Muppets from Space (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Muppet Movie

The third and one of the better of the generally insipid Muppet movies produced following Jim Henson’s death. This tells the story of Gonzo’s origins as an alien where the film borrows spoofs the then-popularity of tv’s The X Files

My Favorite Martian (1999)

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Alien Visitor Comedy/TV Series Remake

The big screen remake of the 1960s sitcom about a wacky alien visitor. However, this all of the original’s amusements promptly gets buried under frenetic slapstick and cheap CGI gags

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Crashed UFO Underwater/Michael Crichton Adaptation

Michael Crichton was hot property after the success of Jurassic Park but this was one flop. A by no means uninteresting film about a group of scientists in an underwater habitat making contact with an alien lifeform

The X Files (1998)

The X Files (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
The X Files Film Spinoff/Alien Invasion Conspiracy

Film spinoff from tv’s hit ultra-paranoid alien conspiracy drama. The film is caught in the unenviable position of trying to give fans what they want and reiterate the basics of the series for new audiences, while giving away no plot details in advance, and as a result ended up pleasing nobody

Forbidden City Cop (1996)

Forbidden City Cop (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Hong Kong Comedy/Period Spy Film

Hilarious Stephen Chow directed/starring film where he plays an agent of the emperor in a series of gonzo exploits that go crazily over-the-top, including breaking the fourth wall

Mindbender (1996)

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"True Life" Psychic Uri Geller Biopic

Ken Russell’s worst film, a ridiculously bad biopic of the psychic Uri Geller

Fire in the Sky (1993)

Fire in the Sky (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Abduction/"True Story"

Film based on a true-life claim about a supposed alien abduction. This probably won’t convince anybody who does not already believe but it is undeniably a well-made film, at its most striking when we go aboard the UFO