The Double (2013)

The Double (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Socially inept Jesse Eisenberg encounters a charming doppelganger that takes over his life. Richard Ayoade adapts a Dostoevsky novella but for some reason transplants it into a blackly comic dystopia

Double Dragon (1994)

Double Dragon (1994) poster
Rating: 1

Disappointing adaptation of the arcade videogame. The game is premised on mindless martial arts action but the film pitches everything down to pre-teen audiences and make the two brother protagonists into dorks

Down to Earth (2001)

Down to Earth (2001) poster
Rating: 2

Remake of Heaven Can Wait/Here Comes Mr Jordan as a vehicle for comedian Chris Rock where the heavenly body mix-up now becomes about a black man ending up in a white man’s body

Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

Dragonball Evolution (2009) poster
Rating: 0.5

Disastrous and miscalculated live-action Hollywood version of the anime series. which turns the characters into just regular teenagers. Nobody involved seems to be making any effort.

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer’s Curse (2015)

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerers Curse (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to a largely forgotten fantasy series. While never transcending formula, this fares somewhat better than the previous sequel largely because CGI effects have advanced since the original

Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire (2017)

Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire (2017) poster
Rating: 2

The fourth film in the Dragonheart franchise. Is there truly anybody out there who was begging for this? Cheaply made in Romania where it seems to be straining to drag the original premise out for another film

DragonHeart: Vengeance (2020)

DragonHeart Vengeance (2020) poster
Rating: 2

Quite why the largely forgotten DragonHeart has produced four sequels is beyond me. Where does such a loyal fanbase come from that they keep churning out more of these films?

Dream a Little Dream (1989)

Dream a Little Dream (1989) poster
Rating: 2

One of the forgotten entries in the mid-1980s spate of bodyswap comedies where elderly Jason Robards finds himself in teenager Corey Feldman’s body. This suffers from a very confused script

Dream Scenario (2023)

Dream Scenario (2023) poster
Rating: 4

A film in which Nicolas Cage keeps appearing in other people’s dreams. This goes from an initial wild absurdism to something that becomes bitingly satiric as it takes on instant celebrity and Cancel Culture

Dreamkeeper (2003)

Dreamkeeper (2003) poster
Rating: 3.5

Beautifully made and written Hallmark tv mini-series directed by Steve Barron that brings to life a variety of different Native American myths and legends

Dreamland (2019)

Dreamland (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Bruce McDonald, who directed the standout Pontypool, makes a crime film where Stephen McHattie plays both a hitman and a heroin-addicted trumpet player. For head-scratching reasons, the film also includes a vampire

The Dude in Me (2019)

The Dude in Me (2019) poster
Rating: 2

A South Korean film where a tough gangster and a bullied teenager end up swapping bodies whereupon the gangster ends up transforming the teen’s life by employing gangland tactics in the school playground

Dudes & Dragons (2015)

Dudes and Dragons (2015) poster
Rating: 1

This sets out to parody the Lord of the Rings fantasy. Or at least you think that is what it is trying to do. All suspension of disbelief is killed by a series of grating and anachronistic quips

Dudley Do-Right (1999)

Dudley Do-Right (1999) poster
Rating: 0-

A live-action film adaptation of the old animated tv show with Brendan Fraser in the title role as a bumbling mountie. This drowns in excruciating slapstick and one-dimensional pantomime caricatures

Dumbo (1941)

Dumbo (1941) poster
Rating: 5

One of the classic films from Disney’s Golden Age, a beautiful piece of anthropomorphism in the tale of an ungainly elephant that flies with its oversized ears. Considered controversial in more recent years.

Dumbo (2019)

Dumbo (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Another in the spate of live-action remakes of Disney animated films – one of four to be released in 2019 alone. This comes from Tim Burton who reconceives as Dumbo as another of his oddball outsiders.

Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Dungeons and Dragons (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Film based on the enormously popular roleplaying game, this appears to have been quickly thrown together in advance of The Lord of the Rings films but is a shabby effort filled with some disastrous off-tone casting

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves (2023) poster
Rating: 2

A new film based on the role-playing game. The first film several years ago is poorly regarded. This is an attempt to reboot a film series but suffers badly from being handed to two comedy directors and their flip treatment

Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness (2012)

Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness (2012) poster
Rating: 3

The third film based on the roleplaying game. The previous two films were forgettable but this is surprisingly good, taking a far darker tone than the usual sword-and-sorcery adventure and adding considerable moral complexity

Dust Bunny (2025)

Dust Bunny (2025) poster
Rating: 3

A completely indescribable film about a young girl who befriends a hitman and asks him to protect her from an imaginary monster. The result falls somewhere between Leon/The Professional and a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film

Early Man (2018)

Rating: 2

Claymation film from Aardman Animations that is in effect a prehistoric comedy like The Flintstones or The Croods mixed up with a sports film, but is Aardman’s slightest work so far

Earthsea (2004)

Earthsea (2004) poster
Rating: 1

This TV mini-series adaptation of the Ursula Le Guin books is an insult. This was quickly mounted on the back of the success of The Lord of the Rings films but feels like tv filler that has zero affinity for Le Guin’s richly cultured world

East Meets West (2011)

East Meets West (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Hong Kong comedy designed to bring together an ensemble of local stars. The film starts out about the efforts to reunite a band and turns into a wacky effort where everybody discovers they are avatars of deities

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Edward Scissorhands (1990) poster
Rating: 4

Tim Burton and Johnny Depp in one of their best collaborations. Burton creates this sweet oddball fable that is a take on Frankenstein where the monster becomes an alienated youth with scissors for hands

Elektra (2005)

Elektra (2005) poster
Rating: 2.5

A spinoff from the film version of Daredevil, this gives the comic-book character of the super-assassin Elektra her own film. This does not have a very good rap but comes with some solid action scenes

11.22.63 (2016)

11.22.63 (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Stephen King adapted mini-series in which James Franco finds a mysterious door that leads back to 1960 and sets out to prevent the assassination of President Kennedy

Elf (2003)

Elf (2003) poster
Rating: 2

Jon Favreau directed Christmas film premised entirely around the premise of 6’3″ Will Ferrell as an ungainly Christmas elf. The film works entirely to the extent one has a tolerance for Ferrell’s screen presence.

Ella Enchanted (2004)

Ella Enchanted (2004) poster
Rating: 0-

Excruciatingly awful take on Cinderella, which overruns the fairytale with hip contemporary in-jokes and pop culture references, shredding any suspension of disbelief in its desire to appeal to a modern teen cool

The Emoji Movie (2017)

The Emoji Movie (2017) poster
Rating: 2

An animated film that bizarrely speculates that the emojis in your text messages are actually living entities that have lives inside the phone. A not-too-well-thought out concept that leaves you with strange questions about its world

Emperor Visits the Hell (2012)

Emperor Visits the Hell (2012) poster
Rating: 3

The idea of (some chapters of) the classic Chinese legend Journey to the West retold in contemporary terms. This makes for some amusing interpolations, while also acting as a social critique of modern-day Chinese society

The Emperor’s New Groove 2: Kronk’s New Groove (2005)

The Emperor's New Groove 2: Kronk's New Groove (2005) poster
Rating: 1

Another of the cheap made-for-video Disney animated sequels that were made during the 1990s/2000s, they tries to get by on association with its predecessor’s name

Encanto (2021)

Encanto (2021) poster
Rating: 3

One of the best Disney animated films in some time. Set around a Colombian American family that have hereditary magic powers and live in a magical house, this comes with an enormous degree of colour and energy

The Enchanted Cottage (2016)

The Enchanted Cottage (2016) poster
Rating: 2

A modern remake of an old play filmed twice before about a magical cottage that allows plain and disfigured lovers who stay there to see the other one as beautiful

End of Days, Inc. (2015)

End of Days, Inc. (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

A comedy in which office staff working overtime gradually realise their efforts are in preparation for the end of the world. This needed more of a dark bite to fully work but has occasional amusement

Endless Poetry (2016)

Endless Poetry (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

At the age of 87, Alejandro Jodorowsky makes second of his autobiographical films following The Dance of Reality. In Jodorowsky’s hands, the story of his adolescence is turned into a gaudy and gloriously surreal mardi gras

Epic (2013)

Epic (2013) poster
Rating: 2

The animated films of Blue Sky Studios (the people behind the Ice Age sequels) have become so formulaic they have been drained of any spark of originality or creativity. This feels more like a series of test-marketing cues than a film

Epic Movie (2007)

Epic Movie (2007) poster
Rating: 0-

Probably the worst of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer witless and painfully unfunny films – this just consists of a series of vulgar gags run over a bunch of scenes from films that came out in the last twelve months

Erik the Viking (1989)

Erik the Viking (1989) poster
Rating: 1

Terry Jones of Monty Python fame makes a comedy with Tim Robbins as a non-violent Viking on a quest to bring about Ragnarok. A film that seems to think it is funnier than it ends up being

Escape from Tomorrow (2013)

Escape from Tomorrow (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

This has the novelty of being shot guerilla-style at Disneyland and Disney World without permission. Nothing prepares you for the amazingly dark work you get, a surreal hallucinatory drift through the park’s underbelly

Evan Almighty (2007)

Evan Almighty (2007) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to Bruce Almighty in which Steve Carell is transformed into a modern-day Noah. This was pitched to the Christian audiences but feels like a series of lame gags playing on Noah and the Ark devoid of any biblical context

EverAfter (1998)

EverAfter (1998) poster
Rating: 4

Witty and very charming retelling of Cinderella that strips out all of the fantasy elements and substitutes a pseudo-historical realism. The cast positively shine.

Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

Everyone Says I Love You(1996) poster
Rating: 3

Woody Allen makes a musical. It is Allen in a much lighter mood than he was in the early 1990s and the film comes with some appealingly eccentric and often downright surreal touches

Excalibur (1981)

Excalibur (1981) poster
Rating: 5

The definitive film version of the Arthurian legends. John Boorman gives us a magnificent and soaring work of beautiful impassioned imagery that delves deep into the rich mythology of the cycle

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010) poster
Rating: 3

Luc Besson adapts a French comic-book – sort of a female version of Tintin – with uneven but generally amiable regard. The result is somewhere between an Indiana Jones adventure and the quirkness of an Amelie