Pedro Paramo (2024)

Pedro Paramo (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Magical Realism/Haunted Town

A standout adaptation of a classic work of Mexican literature in the Magical Realist tradition. This creates an incredibly haunted mood as it follows a man’s quest for his past to a town that seems to exist inside a twilight zone

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Afterlife Comedy

After 36 years and several abortive attempts, Tim Burton, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder reunite to make a sequel to Beetlejuice, but the essentials that fired up the young Burton now feel as they come by the numbers

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024)

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Last Man on Earth

Graham Skipper directs/writes/stars in a film about the last man on Earth trying to bring his wife’s ghost back from the dead while beset by an entity that has devoured the rest of humanity and just wants to be his friend

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

Follow-up to Ghostbusters: Afterlife, reuniting that film’s mix of new and classic cast. However, this becomes a plotting juggle that is often straining to find somewhere to include everyone

Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)

Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Post-Apocalyptic Film

Nicolas Cage’s career choices in recent years have taken him into serious psychotronic headspace. Shion Sono is a director whose film’s inhabit demented territory. It seemed inevitable that the two should meet up on screen

Mermaid Down (2019)

Mermaid Down (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Mermaid in an Asylum

The mermaid film used to be the stuff of light fantasy but in recent years has become something much darker. This comes with the promising premise of a mermaid having her tail hacked off with an axe then being placed in an asylum where she tries to convince the other patients of who she is

Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019)

Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero Team

Here the less-than-serious Teen Titans Go! conduct an Into the Spider-Verse-type crossover with their serious counterparts from the multiverse

Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)

Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
African-American Horror Anthology

Tales from the Hood was the novelty of an African-American made horror anthology. 23 years later the principal talents (including producer Spike Lee) reunite for a sequel

Coco (2017)

Coco (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pixar Animaton/Mexican Afterlife

Pixar’s 19th film. Set on the Mexican Day of the Dead and then venturing into the afterlife, this is a celebration of all things Mexican, which Pixar conduct without any wrong steps. A film made in vibrant colours

A Ghost Story (2017)

A Ghost Story (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Man Becomes a Ghost

A ghost story in which the ghost is played by someone beneath a sheet with two eyeholes. It’s an idea that seems too goofy to work outside of an episode of Scooby Doo. I do like being proved wrong and this ended up my Best Film of 2017

Hollow Creek (2016)

Hollow Creek (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Abducted Woman Thriller

Although effort is made to sell this as a horror film and there are some ghosts, this is far more of a missing woman thriller. A directing/writing debut for Guisela Moro who plays the abducted woman

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

There was a lot of hate centred on this for recasting what is considered a classic film with an all-girl cast. It emerges mostly likeably, no better, no worse on the whole, where the new ensemble make a solid showing

Liza, The Fox-Fairy (2015)

Liza, The Fox-Fairy (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Hungarian Black Comedy/Woman and Her Jealous Ghost Companion

A head-scratchingly odd effort – a woman who stayed inside all her life goes in search of love only for the jealous ghost of a 1950s pop singer to kill every man who looks at her

Arabian Nights (2015)

Arabian Nights (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Portuguese Magical Realist Vignettes

This is not an adaptation of the Arabian Nights but the title has been appropriated for a collection of quasi-fantastical tales and even documentaries about the Portuguese Austerity Crisis over six hours in length

Golden Kingdom (2015)

Golden Kingdom (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
The Lives of Buddhist Orphans/Magical Realism

A depiction of the lives of Buddhist orphans in remote Myanmar, this also has a number of Magical Realist elements. What the film lacks in big dramatics, it makes up for with some genteel and lovely imagery

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Graphic Novel Adaptation/Ultra-Violent Film Noir Tales

Robert Rodriguez makes his return to Frank Miller’s classic film noir-styled graphic novels. You keep expecting this to hit in with the astonishing freshness the first film did. Rodriguez and Miller give us more of the same amazing visuals but there is the feeling it is no longer original and new

Repentance (2014)

Repentance (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Imprisonment Thriller

A film with identity disorder – the title and promotion makes it seem a revenge-action film only for it to conduct a number of strange doglegs and eventually arrive at a plot wherein life coach Anthony Mackie is tied up in the cellar by Forest Whitaker who feeds his inspirational lines back at him

Odd Thomas (2013)

Odd Thomas (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Eccentric Clairvoyant-Medium/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

At first glance, Stephen Sommers and Dean R. Koontz seem strange bedfellows, but oddly enough it works – Koontz gives Sommers more story than he is used to working with and surprisingly it is the likeable characters and mind-boggling quirks of plot at the forefront rather than Sommers’ usual CGI bombast

Safe Haven (2013)

Safe Haven (2013) poster
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Romantic Film/Fantastic Twist Ending

Weepie romantic chick flick adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel, included here for a fantastic twist ending. Sparks has stolen much of his plot from Stephen King’s Rose Madder. Even as such, wife-beating as the backdrop to a romance casts a distasteful shadow over the exercise

Moksha – Or The World and I, How Does That Work? (2012)

Moksha – Or The World and I, How Does That Work? (2012) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Chained Up/Existential Parable

Imagine a weird mix between the basic premise of Saw and Waiting for Godot. A South Korean film about a man inexplicably chained up in a park that is less interested in his escape than it becomes a surreal existential allegory for life

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Hotel for Famous Monsters

A variant on the much more charming Mad Monster Party?, an animated film featuring cute cuddly versions of the Famous Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, wolfman etc) with Adam Sandler voicing Dracula

ParaNorman (2012)

ParaNorman (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stop-Motion Animated Children's Film/Kid Sees Dead People

Stop-motion animated children’s film from Laika that demonstrates a willingness to be scary. The film starts to move out of the amiably likeable after around the halfway point when it begins to play a number of horror tropes against expectation to deliver a reasonable message about fear and prejudice

The Suicide Shop (2012)

The Suicide Shop (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Black Comedy

French animated film that is about as far from children’s entertainment as it is possible to get – a mordantly dark comedy that operates in similar territory to The Addams Family in its tale of a family that operates a shop selling items of despatch to the suicidally minded

Emperor Visits the Hell (2012)

Emperor Visits the Hell (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Journey to the West

The idea of (some chapters of) the classic Chinese legend Journey to the West retold in contemporary terms. This makes for some amusing interpolations, while also acting as a social critique of modern-day Chinese society

Dark Shadows (2012)

Dark Shadows (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Comedy Remake/Vampire/Family Saga

Tim Burton’s slide into mediocrity continues with this comedic update of the cult Gothic soap opera tv series, which is now played at a level of cartoonish unseriousness that resembles the Addams Family

Hamlet (2011)

Hamlet (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Modernised Shakespeare Adaptation

After some 150 other films, you have to wonder what another version of Hamlet has to offer. This Canadian adaptation does little other than updating the setting to the 1940s

Mr. Tree (2011)

Mr. Tree (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Life in Rural China/Advice from Ghosts

Film about the life of a possibly handicapped man in rural China that takes a veer into total fantasy in the latter half. A head-scratching oddity that I failed to get a handle on

Keyhole (2011)

Keyhole (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Surrealist Haunted House Film

A disappointment from Guy Maddin where he abandons his trademark surrealism and makes what feels like cross between a haunted house film and a 1940s crime drama by way of the French New Wave

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Harry Potter series but the final chapter rounds out the boy wizard saga in rousing style, mounting an epic-sized battle and finding characters depths that hold some of the best writing of the series

Restless (2011)

Restless (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Oddball Romance/Ghost Companion

The oddity of an emo romance from indie director Gus Van Sant about an alienated teenager with a ghost companion who falls for a girl dying of cancer. Needless to say, the film’s mopey romance between oddball outsiders and Van Sant’s aimless improvisational style never quite gel

Going Postal (2010)

Going Postal (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Terry Pratchett Adaptation

A disappointing tv mini-series adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novel, which has been (largely) played as a straight adventure with the usual Pratchett comedy taking a backseat

It’s a Wonderful After Life (2010)

It's a Wonderful After Life (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghosts and Murder Comedy in Little India

A comedy involving murder and ghosts set in London’s Little India. An exceedingly lightweight comedy that never does anything unexpected with its material

Coraline (2009)

Coraline (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Sinister Mirror World

The welcome return of stop-motion animator Henry Selick, the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas and at his wildly imaginative and darkly menacing best in an adaptation of a book by Neil Gaiman

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) poster
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Playboy's Supernatural Redemption/Romantic Comedy

From the period when Matthew McConaughey was coasting through romcoms without making any effort. This rewrites A Christmas Carol where playboy McConaughey is visited by the ghosts of three ex’s

Life During Wartime (2009)

Life During Wartime (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Interwoven Dramas/Ghosts of Ex Boyfriends

Todd Solondz is one of the finest US indie directors. This sequel to his masterpiece Happiness lacks the original’s savage bite and is his weakest work to date

Written By (2009)

Written By (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Meta-Fiction

Unique venture into meta-fiction by Wai Ka Fai that creates fascinatingly wound layers of fiction and reality that eventually become so complex that one gets lost

A Christmas Carol (2009)

A Christmas Carol (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Miser's Redemption/Animation

Robert Zemeckis’s motion-capture animated adaptation of the Charles Dickens classic. The tale has gone through so many adaptations, it fee;s an uphill battle to find anything new in the story no matter the technical quality of the film

Mariko Rose the Spook (2009)

Mariko Rose the Spook (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Gay Film/Ghost of a Drag Queen

A strange Japanese film in which a suicidal lesbian receives relationship advice and from the ghost of a drag queen

Dark and Stormy Night (2009)

Dark and Stormy Night (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Old Dark House Parody

Larry Blamire, a director who specialises in genre parodies, takes on the Old Dark House thriller. Not quite up there with Blamire’s funniest films, nevertheless, the film conducts some amusing spoofs of the form

House of Usher (2008)

House of Usher (2008) poster
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Softcore Gay Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

Edgar Allan Poe would probably have difficulty recognising his short story, which has been turned into a work of softcore gay erotica in the hands of director David DeCoteau

An American Carol (2008)

An American Carol (2008) poster
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American Conservative Version of A Christmas Carol

A ridiculous American conservative satire that turns Dickens’ A Christmas Carol into a heavy-handed farce where a Michael Moore lookalike is made to see the error of his liberal ways

Ghost Town (2008)

Ghost Town (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Man That Can See Ghosts Comedy

Director/screenwriter David Koepp proves that comedy is not his forte in this light fantasy in which Ricky Gervais emerges from anaesthesia to find that he can now see ghosts

Ratatouille (2007)

Ratatouille (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pixar Animation/Talking Rat Chef

The eighth film from Pixar and Brad Bird’s follow-up to the hit of The Incredibles. Telling the story of a rat that becomes a gourmet chef, this is slightly the lesser among the high standard that Pixar have set nevertheless still immensely enjoyable

Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006)

Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

This is exactly what it sounds like – a blend of werewolf film and the women in prison exploitation genre with expectedly lurid and entertaining focus. A film that makes no pretence it is being serious, which actually becomes its redeeming quality

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghostbusting Team/Cartoon in Live-Action

Sequel to the live-action Scooby-Doo, this is at least a better film than its predecessor, being more polished in its slapstick and effects but still has no more ambition beyond being a silly no-brain film

The Polar Express (2004)

The Polar Express (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Train Journey to the North Pole

This broke ground in being the first animated film made using the motion-capture process. Robert Zemeckis directs with a quite magical touch

A Christmas Carol (2004)

A Christmas Carol (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Miser's Redemption Musical

TV movie version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale featuring Kelsey Grammer as a very theatrical Scrooge. This tells the story as a musical but also manages to be surprisingly faithful to the original

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

The third Harry Potter film where it seems all that it took for the series to become quite good was the exit of the perpetually banal Chris Columbus and the entry of a new director in Alfonso Cuaron

The Brown Bunny (2003)

The Brown Bunny (2003) poster
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Mumblecore Deathdream

Vincent Gallo’s muchly ridiculed directorial effort is an unbelievably indulgent film consisting of long, tedium-inducing scenes where nothing happens. It does arrive at a a surprise left field ending that travels into genre territory

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (2003)

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (2003) poster
Rating:
Erotica with an Invisible Man

Most classic monsters have undergone an adult movie interpretation at some point – here it is the turn of The Invisible Man

Cowards Bend the Knee, or The Blue Hands (2003)

Cowards Bend the Knee, or The Blue Hands (2003)
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Silent Movie Melodrama

Another of the surreal films from Guy Maddin, involving incest, strange love triangles and transplanted hands, all shot of which has been shot as a silent movie

Angels in America (2003)

Angels in America (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Surreal AIDS Drama/Angelic Visitations

Stunning tv mini-series adaptation of Tony Kushner’s award-winning play about the impact of the AIDS crisis on gay culture in the 1980s, which becomes a surreal fantasy filled with appearances of angels and ghosts

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The weakest of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films. This is the most variant from the source material and the one where Jackson allows his tendency to visual effects bloat to take over

The Decay of Fiction (2002)

The Decay of Fiction (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hotel of Ghosts

An experimental film where a camera wanders through an abandoned hotel over which fragments of film footage have been overlaid suggesting a hotel inhabited by ghosts of former residents

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Wizard

The second of the Harry Potter films and better than its predecessor. Chris Columbus has his tendency to overblown effects more in check but that does leave the film more dependent on J.K. Rowling’s contrived deus ex machina plotting

Scooby-Doo (2002)

Scooby-Doo (2002) poster
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Ghostbusting Team/Cartoon in Live-Action

The live-action film version of the popular Hanna-Barbera animated tv series. Despite James Gunn on script, this is not very good, a one-dimensional, no-brain film trying to look like a one-dimensional, no-brain cartoon

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Wizard

The first of the Harry Potter films. The first is the weakest and lumbers due to being placed in the hands of the perpetually banal Chris Columbus who allows visual effects wow and simplistic emotional cues to dominate

Hamlet (2000)

Hamlet (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Shakespeare Adaptation

The always interesting Michael Almereyda conducts a modernised version of the Shakespeare play where Ethan Hawke’s anguish at inheriting a corporation plays out against a barrage of modern media

Songs from the Second Floor (2000)

Songs from the Second Floor (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Surreal Vignettes

From Swedish director Roy Andersson, a series of plotless, surreal vignettes pitched with black humour

Erotic Possessions (1999)

Erotic Possessions (1999) poster
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Erotica/Ghostly Possession

An erotic film in which Shauna O’Brien is possessed by the spirit of an actress from the 1940s who sets out to win the big role she missed out on in her previous life

The Wall (1998)

The Wall (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Belgian Dystopia/Magical Realism

Film made to celebrate the millennium where a totalitarian government creates a wall that divides Belgium along linguistic lines

Mulan (1998)

Mulan (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Chinese Legend

Disney animated film based on the Chinese legend of the girl who posed as a warrior. Unlike the similar historically-based Pocahontas, this emerges as well rounded and satisfying

Night of the Flood (1996)

Night of the Flood (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
End of the World Dance Film

The novelty of a dance film about the end of the world in a giant flood