A Room to Die For (2017)

A Room to Die For (2017) poster
Rating:
Sinister Landlords

London couple find the perfect room to rent in the home of a very strange aging husband and wife. What starts out seeming an oddball comedy gradually slides over into horror movie territory but in truth this is not a very well made film on all fronts

St Agatha (2018)

Saint Agatha (2018) poster
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Imprisoned in a Catholic Convent

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman makes a film set at a convent for unwed mothers in the 1950s. Is there any chance this might be a work about institutional cruelty or the plight of unwed mothers in the era? Hardly, all it really is is Bousman inflicting a series of tortures on the girls

Saw 3D (2010)

Saw 3D (2010) poster
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Killer's Sadistic Games

Supposedly the final chapter of the Saw saga – where the sole novelty on offer is gore and body parts coming out the screen in 3D. This is conducted with a tired lack of effort that makes for tedium-inducing watching

Death Tunnel (2005)

Death Tunnel (2005) poster
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Haunted Abandoned Hospital

Horror film set in the haunted tunnels beneath an abandoned hospital that seems all horror posturing without the benefit of an actual plot

Flowers in the Attic (1987)

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Twisted Family Melodrama

Film adaptation of Virginia C. Andrews’ popular Gothic potboiler about a brother and sister who develop an incestuous relationship after being locked in the attic by their mother. Andrews’ turgid melodrama gets the screen adaptation it deserves

Martyrs (2015)

Martyrs (2015) poster
Rating:
Imprisonment and Torture

Martyrs was one of the most grimly disturbing films of the 2000s; this English-language remake, which waters everything down and rewrites the ending to have one of the girls bursting in to save the other with a shotgun counts as surely one of the great all-time cinematic bad ideas