Yoga Hosers (2016)

Yoga Hosers (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Slacker Comedy/Cloned Miniature Nazi Soldiers

Kevin Smith’s follow-up to Tusk slides off the cliff somewhere between Johnny Depp’s incredibly silly performance, a nemesis you can’t take seriously and what largely becomes a vanity exercise in nepotism – Smith and Depp creating a vehicle to highlight their daughters

The Yesterday Machine (1963)

The Yesterday Machine (1963) poster
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Nazi Scientist Builds Time Machine

A complete obscurity that has only been brought to public attention during the YouTube era – not that it has been obscure without justifiable reason. Don’t be hooked by the intriguing premise of Nazis building time machines, this is painfully dull in every regard

X-Men (2000)

X-Men (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Bryan Singer’s dynamic and exciting adaptation of the Marvel Comic title fairly much kicked off the massive fad for Marvel superheroes in the 00s/10s. This was also the film that mad Hugh Jackman into an international superstar.

X: First Class (2011)

X: First Class (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Origin Prequel

An X-Men origin story that serves as the occasion to recast the series with younger actors. This works far better than the previous two films, integrating the characters in a strong story, although is quiet at the superheroic action

Where is Anne Frank (2021)

Where is Anne Frank (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Anne Frank’s Imaginary Companion Comes to Life

Beautifully affecting animated film from Ari Folman in which the imaginary companion in Anne Frank’s diary comes to life in the present day

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017)

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017) poster
Rating:
Nazi Werewolf Experiments

I was hooked into watching the film from the sensationalism from the title but this is a disappointment due to the attempts to provide World War II setting and werewolf transformation effects on a low budget

Welcome to Marwen (2018)

Welcome to Marwen (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Builds a Fantasy Doll Village/True Story

Robert Zemeckis of Back to the Future and Forrest Gump fame makes a film of the true-life story of Mark Hogancamp who recovered from a brutal assault by building a fantasy village of dolls. The results are bizarre where Zemeckis seems more interested in making a Sucker Punch-like fantasy where the dolls come to life

War of the Dead (2011)

War of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

The Nazi zombie film has enjoyed a revival in recent years, this is one entry in the genre from Finland made with a reasonable grit and realism

Urotsukidoji II: Legend of the Demon Womb (1989)

Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Demon Womb (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anime/Perverse Demon Wars

The first of two OVA sequels to the anime classic Legend of the Overfiend, this lacks the perverse imagery of the original

Under the Rainbow (1981)

Under the Rainbow (1981) poster
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Comedy During the Making of The Wizard of Oz

Widely considered a bad film, this is a slapstick comedy starring Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher set around the dwarves during the making of The Wizard of Oz

The Unborn (2009)

The Unborn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting/Possession

Scriptwriter David S. Goyer takes the director’s choice to make a possession film. The one distinction here is that Goyer draws from Jewish mythology, otherwise this feels like another canned teen horror film

Ultimate Avengers II (2006)

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

Follow-up to the previous animated Marvel Comics film featuring The Avengers, this serves to introduce Black Panther to the screen for the first time

Ultimate Avengers (2006)

Ultimate Avengers (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

The first of several animated films based on Marvel Comics properties, this does a solid job in adapting Mark Millar’s The Ultimates, a retelling of The Avengers origin story

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Fantasy Anthology/TV Series Remake

Steven Spielberg, Joe Dante, John Landis and George Miller came together to make this homage to tv’s The Twilight Zone. The episodes are variable but the standout is Miller’s Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

The 25th Reich (2012)

The 25th Reich (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel, UFOs and Nazi-Ruled Alternate Future

Time travel, Nazis in UFOs and a Nazi-ruled alternate timeline, giant robot spiders – ok, I’m sold. A surprisingly good little film where the fact that this is also made on a low budget and with a good deal of conceptual constraint makes it all the more creative an effort

The Toymaker (2017)

The Toymaker (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Toymaker Brings Dolls to Life

The third of the Robert the Doll films. Here Andrew Jones takes a few leaves from the Puppet Master films in creating an origin story set during the Nazi era

Der Todesking (1990)

Der Todesking (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Deaths and Suicides

From Jörg Buttgereit, director of the notorious NEKRomantik, an anthology that depicts various scenes of death and suicide. Essentially the original version of The ABCs of Death

T.M.A. (2009)

T.M.A. (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Czech Ghost Story

Czech-made haunted house story that does not vary far from the traditional basics but generates a sparse but modest atmosphere

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1964)

They Saved Hitlers Brain (1964) poster
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Fuhrer's Disembodied Brain/Classic Bad Movie

One of the all-time classic bad movie titles, this is cheap and dreary on almost every level, although does offer mild amusement when it comes to the provision of the title concept near the end

The Taint (2010)

The Taint (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Gonzo Bad Taste Comedy/Zombiefying Penis-Enlargement Drug

Film about a penis-enlarging drug that creates zombies, this goes for an outrageous bad taste vein are rarely lets up

The Sum of All Fears (2002)

The Sum of All Fears (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Nuclear Terrorism/Tom Clancy Adaptation

Fourth of the Tom Clancy Jack Ryan films, which performs a confusing continuity reset to recast the role with the younger Ben Affleck. The film’s release was delayed by 9/11, which makes the plot about nuclear terrorism on US soil seems absurdly tame in retrospect

Sufferrosa (2011)

Sufferrosa (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Interactive Film/Sinister Rejuvenation Institute

Billed as the world’s first interactive film, although it falls well short of what one expected. his involves film noir homage, mad scientists and sinister rejuvenation institutes but lacks any real narrative, just feels like a series of random information pop-ups and flickering MTV graphics

SS-GB (2017)

SS-GB (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alternate History/England Under Nazi Rule

The alternate history has never fared well on film but this British mini-series is an excellent variant on the Nazis Win World War II scenario. As opposed to the similar but tedious The Man in the High Castle series, this is marvellously understated and written with superb tension

The Spy in the Green Hat (1967)

The Spy in the Green Hat (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Film/Spy Film

The fifth of the theatrically released films based on tv’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. This is one of the more overtly comic films with an entertainingly madcap plot that has Napoleon Solo forced into a shotgun wedding and Jack Palance as a mad winemaker attempting to divert the Gulf Stream

Slaughterhouse Five (1972)

Slaughterhouse Five (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Unstuck in Time/Kurt Vonnegut Adaptation

Not entirely uninteresting but also not entirely satisfactory adaptation of the Kurt Vonnegut novel about a man who becomes unstuck in time, flipping back and forward between the events of his own life

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Retro SF Adventure/Flying Ace Hero

Superlative film that recreates an imagined world of 1930s retro sf filled with flyer heroes, giant robots and stunning Art Deco designs.

Shutter Island (2010)

Shutter Island (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sinister Psychiatric Institution/Reality Bender

Martin Scorsese and an impressive A-list cast make a 1940s-styled psycho-thriller about a sinister asylum that soon starts into a series of major reality bending turns

Red Planet Mars (1952)

Red Planet Mars (1952) poster
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Radio Messages from God on Mars

One of the most bizarre of 1950s Communist Fear films in which humanity begins to receive radio message from God on Mars. The film’s politics are hysterical today.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Tomb Raiding Adventures

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s homage to the adventure films of the 1940s was a huge hit in its day, spawning several sequels and many imitators. The film is pure action and adventure, delivered with enormous charm and wit

The Plot Against America (2020)

The Plot Against America (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alternate History

You might be inclined to dismiss on the basis of its title as some of lunatic fringe YouTube conspiracy video. But what we actually have is a strong and powerfully written alternate history mini-series based around the idea of Charles Lindbergh becoming US President in 1940 and the country’s subsequent slide into fascism

Overlord (2018)

Overlord (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Mad Science Experiments

J.J. Abrams’ produced film about soldiers encountering Nazi mad science experiments during WWII. Despite a decent budget thrown at it, this was a box-office failure. It may be that in a genre where we have gravitated to films about Nazi zombies and Nazi moonbases, this was just too tame

Outpost: Black Sun (2012)

Outpost: Black Sun (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

Outpost was a solid and reasonably effective rehashing of the Nazi zombie theme; this was the first of two sequels. The first had a formula that seems difficult to mess up but this does – it’s over half the film before we get zombies after which we get Just the Same As Before and little more

Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

Oasis of the Zombies (1981) poster
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Nazi Zombies

One of the original Nazi zombies films with zombies protecting an oasis that hides a gold treasure. This was made by prolific exploitation director Jess Franco meaning that much of the film’s potential is drowned in cheap production values and bad dubbing

Nightmare in Blood (1977)

Nightmare in Blood (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Actor is a Vampire

Horror host John Stanley directs a film with an amusing premise where a famous horror actor known for playing a vampire turns out to be a vampire for real, causing problems when he turns up for a convention

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Nazis Under the Polar Icecap/Hitler with a Robot Body/Mad Science

Hands down the best film ever produced by The Asylum. How could one not like an entertainingly madcap concoction that features mad scientists, zombie stormtroopers, Nazi UFOs and Adolf Hitler preserved as a head in a jar attached to a robot body?

Nazi Overlord (2018)

Nazi Overlord (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Mad Science Experiments/The Asylum Mockbuster

The Asylum’s mockbuster answer to the J.J. Abrams’ produced Overlord concerning GIs on a mission behind enemy lines encountering Nazi mad science. Passably well made for the most part

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018)

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Aging Assassin's Secret History

Full marks for one of the great deliberately ridiculous titles of all time. The film itself is an oddity that almost seems intended to confound your expectations of it

Justice Society: World War II (2021)

Justice Society: World War II (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero Team

The Justice Society of American was the first comic-book superhero team, bringing together all the heroes at DC Comics of the day. This is an animated film devoted to them

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The third and final part of the adaptation of DC Comics’ classic title Crisis on Infinite Earths featuring an epic battle to prevent the destruction of the multiverse

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Jojo Rabbit (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Nazi Boy with Adolf Hitler as an Imaginary Companion

The story of a young Nazi boy who has Adolf Hitler as an imaginary companion gained awards acclaim but swings between Hogan’s Heroes slapstick and a tender story about overcoming racial prejudice

Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1998)

Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1998) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anime/Werewolf Anti-Terrorist Squad

A conceptually ambitious anime that builds a complex metaphor out of Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf in a story centred around the self-doubting member of an anti-terrorist squad

Jackboots on Whitehall (2010)

Jackboots on Whitehall (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Nazis Invade England/Satiric Alternate History/Puppet Film

A puppet film about a satiric Nazi invasion of England in World War II. Imagine It Happened Here by way of Team America. This has its amusements but is uneven

It Happened Here (1965)

It Happened Here (1965) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Alternate History/England Under Nazi Rule

This was the first film to depict an alternate history scenario. With stark and powerful effect, this shows in documentary-like fashion a 1960s England after it had been conquered by Nazis

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Moonbase/Alien Lizard People from the Centre of the Earth

Timo Vuorensola’s follow-up to Iron Sky. It is hard to believe that a film with a premise that combines Nazis on the Moon with alien lizard people from the hollow core of the Earth could go wrong

Iron Sky (2012)

Iron Sky (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Nazi Flying Saucers from the Moon

Finnish filmmaker Timo Vuorensola makes a conceptually wild film about invasion by Nazi flying saucers from the Moon. Stunning quality effects on a minuscule budget that rival the work of professional houses

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
High Adventure/Holy Grail Quest

Third of the Indiana Jones films. This comes with all the breakneck action sequences and Sean Connery doing a fine comic turn as Indiana’s irascible father but also plays to a much greater slapstick emphasis

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Adventure Film

At age 80, Harrison Ford returns for what looks like being the last ever Indiana Jones film. It’s not perfect but when you compare to all the other contemporary franchises, this still has the good old adventure spirit

In a Glass Cage (1986)

In a Glass Cage (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Nazi War Criminal

The original Apt Pupil, an extraordinary study in cruelty about a Nazi war criminal confined to an iron lung and the way his past cruelties influence a teenage boy reading his journals

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1974)

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1974) poster
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Sadistic Nazi Woman Commandant

One of the most tasteless films ever made, a sado-sexual work set in a Nazi concentration camp with Dyanne Thorne as a sadistic commandant torturing and having sex with prisoners.

Holocaust Cannibal (2014)

Holocaust Cannibal (2014) poster
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Nazis vs Cannibals/Bad Taste Film

Bill Zebub is possibly the most offensive filmmaker at work today. This largely plotless film features topless Nazi women fighting cannibal tribes, giant bugs and a Bigfoot

Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

The first of Guillermo Del Toro’s adaptations of Mike Mignola’s comic-book about a demon superhero. Not as good as the sequel, the film’s ace in the hole is Ron Perlman in the title role

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

Hard Rock Zombies (1985)

Hard Rock Zombies (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Resurrected Heavy Metal Band

Deranged entry in the 80s fad for heavy metal horror films where a band are resurrected from the dead to play an all-important concert, while fighting off conservative townspeople and a very much alive Adolf Hitler

Hanussen (1988)

Hanussen (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Charismatic Clairvoyant/Hypnotist

Excellent film based on the real-life figure of Erik Jan Hanussen, a clairvoyant and hypnotist who found fame in Nazi Germany. Featuring a magnetic performance from Klaus Maria Brandauer

Hannibal Rising (2007)

Hannibal Rising (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Hannibal Lecter Origin Story

Building on the successes of the Hannibal Lecter films, this is a prequel that goes back sets out to tell an origin story of how the young teenage Hannibal came to be who he was during World War II

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Thriller

David Fincher’s English-language remake of the Swedish film is capably made but a lesser shadow of something that worked perfectly the first time. In particular, Rooney Mara is no substitute for Noomi Rapace

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Swedish Serial Killer Thriller

Strong and dramatically absorbing Swedish thriller featuring one of the most original and provocative heroines on screen in some time. A word of mouth hit that later underwent a lesser English-language remake

Ghosts on the Loose (1943)

Ghosts on the Loose (1943) poster
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Idiots in a Sinister House

Comedy where the East Side Kids/Bowery Boys encounter Bela Lugosi running a Nazi fifth column operation from a haunted house, although the ghosts part eventually proves misleading

German Angst (2015)

German Angst (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
German Horror Anthology

Amid the 2010s spate of multi-director horror anthologies a la The ABCs of Death, V/H/S etc, this is a trio of tales from all German directors, the most well known of which is Jörg Buttgereit of Nekromantik infamy

Future Hunters (1986)

Future Hunters (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Action Adventure/Time Travel/Quest for a Mystical Object

Undeniably entertaining Filipino action film that tries to throw in everything including time travel, post-holocaust action, adventure quests, magical artifacts, lost worlds, Nazis and dwarves

Frostbite (2006)

Frostbite (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Swedish Vampire Film

Swedish film about vampires at a smalltown hospital and vampire pills thought to be party drugs that spread around the town. This is made with an uneven sense of black humour

Frankenstein’s Army (2013)

Frankenstein's Army (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Found Footage Frankenstein Film

One has difficulty with the notion of a Found Footage Frankenstein film, although the film does credibly justify this. That said, the film offers up a series of genuinely phantasmagoric and out of this world creations

The Formula (1980)

The Formula (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
International Thriller/Hunt for a Nazi Fuel Substitute

Dull big-budget thriller about Nazi fuel formulas and Big Oil conspiracies. This seems intended as a copy of The Boys from Brazil centred around George C. Scott and Marlon Brando trying to out over-act one another

Flesh Feast (1970)

Flesh Feast (1970) poster
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Nazi Mad Scientist

It’s anybody’s guess what possessed Veronica Lake, a great screen beauty of the 1940s, to return to screens playing a Nazi mad scientist having created flesh-eating maggots. A true Z film if there ever was

The Flesh Eaters (1964)

The Flesh Eaters (1964) poster
Rating: ★★★
Nazi Mad Scientist

A true-bred exploitation film with castaways arriving on an island where they encounter a Nazi mad scientist breeding flesh eating slugs. This has been cited as the first gore film

Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (2014)

Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (2014) poster
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James Bond Creator Biopic

TV mini-series biopic of James Bond creator Ian Fleming that substantially embellishes details of Fleming’s biography to create its own story. Dominic Cooper is absurdly miscast as Fleming, playing the part with a boyish smirk