War of the Worlds (2005)

War of the Worlds (2005)
Rating: ★★½
Sep 9, 2012Alien Invasion/H.G. Wells Adaptation
Where the legend of The Asylum and their low-budget mockbusters began, this was a cheap modernised version of the H.G. Wells novel that was released a day before the Spielberg film. Despite cheap effects, this adheres closer to Wells than Spielberg did and is better written than most Asylum product

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood (2008)

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood (2008)
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Jan 27, 2016Gangbangers vs the Zombie Apocalypse
There is a great title and the germ of a good idea here – two rival street gangs and a white cop are forced to set aside their difference and cooperate to deal with the zombie apocalypse. Alas, as a directorial outing from the writer of the Sharknado films, this emerges cheaply and tattily

The Day the Earth Stopped (2008)

The Day the Earth Stopped (2008)
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Sep 17, 2014The Asylum Mockbuster/Alien Visitors
A mockbuster from The Asylum that was released three days before the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. While some of The Asylum's mockbusters have their amusements, this is cheaply and indifferently made

Cross (2011)

Cross (2011)
Rating: ★★
Jan 22, 2014Action Film/Mystical Artifacts
A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013)

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013)
Rating: ★★★
Mar 9, 2014Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes/Alternate Timeline
A strong, intelligent DC Universe animated film set in an alternate timeline where the histories of various familiar DC characters have turned out radically different

Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015)

Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015)
Rating: ★★
Nov 18, 2016Animation/Alternate World Justice League
An alternate world take on DC Comics characters, who are much more morally ambiguous – Superman is General Zod's son and Batman's role is taken by Man-Bat and is an actual vampire

Siren Song (2016)

Siren Song (2016)
Rating: ★★
Mar 24, 2017Greek Sirens in the Present Day
Not to be confused with the more high-profile released a few months later, this is a British effort where a man is drawn to a small island by an internet relationship where the sirens of Greek myth run a hotel, luring men to their doom. Good idea but amateurish on almost every level

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)
Rating: ★½
Jun 2, 2017Gonzo Monster Movie
There is a certain genus of films based around coming up with deliberately ridiculous titles. The filmmakers sell you instantly on the film from the title alone but have lavished little care or budget on the actual film

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)
Rating: ★★
Apr 8, 2018Animation/Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains
A DC Universe Original Animated Movie given over to Suicide Squad. Clearly inspired by the live-action film, this goes overboard on the super-villains present, having three entire teams running around to general confusion, while striking a very odd tone in its pitch for an R-rating