Moonraker (1979)

Moonraker (1979) poster
Rating:
James Bond in Space

The eleventh James Bond film and one that sees that series trying to compete with the success of Star Wars and taking Roger Moore into orbit. One of the most spectacular productions of the series, it is also killed by a cartoonish unserious tone

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) poster
Rating:
James Bond Film

Ninth and weakest of the James Bond films. Ian Fleming created a great nemesis in the assassin Scaramanga and the film casts it with Christopher Lee – only to fail to write the role interesting enough for Lee to fill

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986)

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986) poster
Rating:
Hong Kong Slapstick Action

Fourth in a series of energetic Hong Kong slapstick action capers. The film has no pretence to anything more than providing a new action sequence every five minutes, although by now the level is juvenile

Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)

Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist/Spy Spoof

Very silly AIP comedy that parodies the massively popular James Bond films of the era, as well as features Vincent Price as the villain spoofing his appearances in the studio’s Edgar Allan Poe films

Dr Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966)

Dr Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist/Spy Spoof

Italian-made sequel to the campy Vincent Price starring Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. Directed by the usually great Mario Bava and overrun by the buffoonish clowning of Italian comics Franco and Ciccio

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967) poster
Rating:
Country and Western Singers in a Haunted House Comedy

A film of legendarily bad proportions where a group of Country and Western singers end up in a haunted house. Despite casting some famous horror actors, this is more interested in its excruciating country performances

xXx (2002)

xXx (2002) poster
Rating:
Extreme Adventure Sports Spy

One of the most brainless action films ever made. This has the laughable notion of trying to make a James Bond film but recasting it with Vin Diesel as an extreme sports junkie. Everything about the film is absurd.

Modesty Blaise (1966)

Modesty Blaise (1966) poster
Rating:
Female Super Thief/Comic Book Adaptation

Modesty Blaise was a classic British comic-book about a smart female thief. On screen, it is turned into a copy of the James Bond films that goes for excruciatingly over-the-top camp excess

I Spy (2002)

I Spy (2002) poster
Rating:
Spy Comedy/TV Series Remake

Painfully unfunny big screen revival of the 1960s spy tv series. This has been reduced to a series of plotless gags that involve Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson doing nothing except bickering with each other