Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011)

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011) poster
Rating:
Juvenile Spy Adventures

A series that reached its maximum level of cuteness two films ago is dragged out for another pointless entry that nobody was asking for. Robert Rodriguez delivers shabby juvenile slapstick

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
James Bond Film

The tenth of the James Bond films, the third for Roger Moore. This determines to be spectacular in terms of international locales, effects and sets. It was also the point where the Moore Bond films started to become giant cartoon spectacles of the absurd

The Spy With My Face (1965)

The Spy With My Face (1965) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Film/Spy Film

The second of the feature films repackaged from the tv series The Man from U.N.C.L.E., one of the better copies of the James Bond spy fad of the 1960s. Despite the low conceptual horizons of a tv episode, this plays itself with a splendidly droll tongue-in-cheek panache

The Sum of All Fears (2002)

The Sum of All Fears (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Nuclear Terrorism/Tom Clancy Adaptation

Fourth of the Tom Clancy Jack Ryan films, which performs a confusing continuity reset to recast the role with the younger Ben Affleck. The film’s release was delayed by 9/11, which makes the plot about nuclear terrorism on US soil seems absurdly tame in retrospect

Wild Wild West (1999)

Wild Wild West (1999) poster
Rating:
Western Spy Film/TV Series Remake

The big screen remake of the 1960s Western/spy mashup tv series is transformed into an overblown and painfully unfunny Will Smith vehicle that loudly signals it is taking none of itself seriously

The World is Not Enough (1999)

The World is Not Enough (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★½
James Bond Film

The third and best of Pierce Brosnan’s outings as James Bond. All the aspects of the formula are contained within a strong plot and Sophie Marceau proves a standout in a role that combines both villain and love interest

xXx (2002)

xXx (2002) poster
Rating:
Extreme Adventure Sports Spy

One of the most brainless action films ever made. This has the laughable notion of trying to make a James Bond film but recasting it with Vin Diesel as an extreme sports junkie. Everything about the film is absurd.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Extreme Adventure Sports Spy

xXx, with Vin Diesel as an extreme sports junkie version of James Bond, was ridiculous. This second sequel surprisingly turns out halfway watchable, keeping the stunts moving fast and introducing an ensemble to build this out as a Fast and the Furious-type franchise

Zeta One (1969)

Zeta One (1969) poster
Rating: ★★
Softcore Spy Film/Invading Alien Women

This wants to be a little of everything – part 1960s spy film, part British sex comedy, and another part an sf film involving invading alien women – and proves none too satisfying at any of them. The softcore scenes featuring semi-clad alien women are fairly much allowed to overrun the show