Necronos (2010)

Necronos (2010) poster
Rating:
Black Sorcerer Seeks Sacrificial Victims

German low-budget film about a resurrected sorcerer, this goes out on a wild edge, winds everything up to 15 on the dial and positively wades in blood, gore and torture scenes

The Visitor (1979)

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Rating:
Satan is an Alien/Impregnation

Head-scratchingly strange Italian film that seems made as a crosshatch of 1970s Devil Child films and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Makes no sense in terms of story but worth watching for the bizarreness of its imagery

Bedazzled (2000)

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Rating:
Pact with the Devil Comedy

US remake of the British comedy where Brendan Fraser is a schmuck who sells his soul to The Devil who twists the wording of each wish. The bite of the original is lacking

Childhood’s End (2015)

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Rating:
Alien Visitors/Arthur C. Clarke Adaptation

Arthur C. Clarke’s book is one of the all-time SF classics; this mini-series adaptation counts as one of the biggest book-to-film abortions in the SF genre handled by people who know nothing about SF

The Dungeonmaster (1984)

The Dungeonmaster (1984) poster
Rating:
Warrior's Virtual Quest/Anthology

An anthology film produced by Charles Band where assorted directors turn in seven episodes all centred around a videogame warrior put through a series of tests by The Devil

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Avenger/Demonic Superhero

Ridiculous sequel to the Marvel Comics adaptation with an indifferently written script assembled from cliches, forgettable action scenes and Nicolas Cage giving one of his silliest performances in ages

Cry of the Banshee (1970)

Cry of the Banshee (1970) poster
Rating:
Mysterious Stranger/Witch's Retribution

Dreary film in which Vincent Price is a magistrate who is haunted by a manifestation of The Devil for his witch persecutions. The publicity falsely tried to sell this as an Edgar Allan Poe adaptation.

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary's Baby (2014) poster
Rating:
Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

End of Days (1999)

End of Days (1999) poster
Rating:
The Devil Returns to Earth at The Millennium/Action Film

Arnold Schwarzenegger takes on The Devil on the eve of the millennium. This is essentially The Omen and one of its ilk having been reworked as a mindless big-budget action and effects movie

The Story of Mankind (1957)

The Story of Mankind (1957) poster
Rating:
Heavenly Tribunal Judges Human History

Laughable Irwin Allen film that conducts a tour of human history via stock footage as Vincent Price’s The Devil holds a heavenly tribunal to judge humanity for inventing the atomic bomb

Suing the Devil (2011)

Suing the Devil (2011) poster
Rating:
Satan on Trial in Court

A Christian-made film based on the intriguing idea of Satan on trial in a courtroom. A film that in its bad acting, laughable dialogue and lack of conviction rivals The Room in bad movie stakes. The usually worthwhile Malcolm McDowell, who for some reason also produces, gives one of his worst performances

The Devil and Max Devlin (1981)

The Devil and Max Devlin (1981) poster
Rating:
Pacts with the Devil/Disney Comedy

Dreary Disney live-action comedy that casts Bill Cosby as The Devil who tasks a hapless Elliott Gould with trying to find redemption by getting three innocents to sell their souls

Second Time Lucky (1984)

Second Time Lucky (1984) poster
Rating:
Adam and Eve Comedy

One of the most excruciatingly painful films ever made – a softcore comedy in which God and The Devil make a bet to replay the Garden of Eden by reincarnating Adam and Eve throughout history. Filled with ghastly over-the-top performances and much eye-rolling innuendo

Rock’n’Roll Nightmare (1987)

Rock;n;Roll Nightmare (1987) poster
Rating:
Bad Movie Classic/Heavy Metal Star vs Demonic Forces

A bad movie classic. A vanity project for Canadian heavy metal star/bodybuilder Jon-Mikl Thor who plays a heavy metal star who takes frequently his shirt off to pose while his band are killed by demonic forces (represented by the screen’s maybe worst ever puppet effects) as they try to record an album