Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) poster
Rating: 2

Steven Spielberg, Joe Dante, John Landis and George Miller came together to make this homage to tv’s The Twilight Zone. The episodes are variable but the standout is Miller’s Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

Twitches (2005)

Twitches (2005) poster
Rating: 1

Inane Disney Channel film with twin sisters Tia and Tamera Mowry as sisters who didn’t know it who discover they are witches. A film that has zero interest in its fantasy elements and is entirely taken up by airhead teenage airhead natter

2:22 (2017)

2:22 (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Michiel Huisman is an air traffic controller who discovers that small inconsequential things are repeating themselves every day and that he is being drawn to reenact a fatal incident. A beautifully made film that arrives at an ending that leaves you scratching your head in puzzlement

The Two Worlds of Jennie Logan (1979)

The Two Worlds of Jennie Logan (1979) poster
Rating: 2

Classic tv movie in which Lindsay Wagner travels back to the 19th Century to romance Marc Singer. Classic what is the question – what we have is a weepy romantic version of a time travel film that eliminates any of the interesting things like culture clash, advanced knowledge and time paradox

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

The Ugly Stepsister (2025) poster
Rating: 3

An adult and frequently horrific retelling of the Cinderella story from the Ugly Stepsister’s point-of-view

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010)

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Winner of this year Cannes Palme d’Or, this is a Thai ghost story .where director Apichatpong Weerasethaku creates an intensely haunted atmosphere at times, although the film itself remains vague and elusive in terms of plot

Unico (1981)

Unico (1981) poster
Rating: 3.5

aka The Fantastic Adventures of Unico Japan. 1981. Crew Director – Toshio Hirata, Screenplay – Masaki Tsuji, Based on a Story by Osamu Tezuka, Producer – Shintaro Tsuji, Music – Ryo Kitayama, Art Direction – Akio Sugino. Production Company – Sanrio. Plot The gods are jealous of the young unicorn boy Unico who can bring […]

Up There (2012)

Up There (2012) poster
Rating: 3.5

Rather appealing British comedy set in an afterlife that is conceived as a dreary world of social services agencies and encounter groups. A frequently extremely black and funny but eventually charming film that gets lit up by the eccentricity of its performances

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970)

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) poster
Rating: 3

Little-seen Czech film that sits on the blurred edge of a dream in its hazily surreal view of the world through the eyes of a young girl where the figures around her seem to become vampires that constantly loom with darkly allegorical sexual threat

Vampire Dog (2012)

Vampire Dog (2012) poster
Rating: 0-

This may quite possibly be the worst vampire film ever made – a children’s film about a boy and a cute vampire dog. Being a children’s film, the vampire dog is not allowed to drink blood so has to have a ravenous hunger for red jelly! The slapstick is excruciating and the film painful on every level

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)

A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) poster
Rating: 2.5

The third film in the series of stoner comedies trips off into gonzo genre territory. A relentlessly and unashamedly vulgar film that also manages to be occasionally quite funny

Violent Night (2022)

Violent Night (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Dark and definitely not sentimental Christmas film with David Harbour as a cynical Santa repelling a home invasion. This does not let down on the violent half of the title

The Voices (2014)

The Voices (1974) poster
Rating: 3.5

On the scale of weird movies, this is about as out there as it gets – Ryan Reynolds has conversations with his cat and dog who urge him to cut people’s heads off, which continue to talk as he keeps them in his refrigerator. A mind-bogglingly warped film and quite brilliant in its dark funniness when you work out what is going on

Walking With Dinosaurs (2013)

Walking with Dinosaurs (2013) poster
Rating: 1

Walking With Dinosaurs was an amazing documentary series that recreated prehistoric life with CGI animation. By contrast. the film spinoff is a cutsie animated film with talking dinosaurs. It is a film that is killed by the decision to let the dinosaurs talk with smartass one-liners and contemporary in-jokes

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) poster
Rating: 4

Aardman Animation spread the seemingly universal appeal of their Wallace and Gromit short films out onto the big screen with deliriously nonsensical results

Wanted (2008)

Wanted (2008) poster
Rating: 3

The film that Hitman should have been concerning a secret world of super-powered assassins, revved up by out of this world visuals from Timur Bekmambetov

Warcraft (2016)

Warcraft (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Adapted from the videogame, this is a third hand rehash of the basics of Tolkien. Secondly, it looks like a giant CGI cartoon where almost anything interesting about the world has been sidelined in favour of fantasy action

The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984) poster
Rating: 2

One of the spate of sword and sorcery films that came out during this period, marginally better than most. The plot is a blatant copy of Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo where a swordsman (David Carradine) sets two rival gang factions in a town against one another

The Warriors Gate (2016)

The Warrior's Gate (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

Luc Besson written/produced effort where a videogamer kid is transported to Ancient China. A blatant copy of The Forbidden Kingdom that manages to be fundamentally implausible on every level and one of the worst attempts to pander to the Chinese box-office

The Warrior’s Way (2010)

The Warrior's Way (2010) poster
Rating: 2.5

Korean-made Wu Xia/Western crossover that imports Hollywood names and is shot in New Zealand, resulting in a bizarre oddity cross-cultural fusion. The plot elements are paper thin but the film comes to life during the stylised action scenes

The Watch (2020)

The Watch (2020) poster
Rating: 1

Mini-series based on the works of Terry Pratchett that feels as though it is made, designed and cast by people who haven’t even read the books

The Water Babies (1978)

The Water Babies (1978) poster
Rating: 2.5

Part live-action, part animated adaptation of a classic Victorian children’s story about an urchin who discovers a secret world underwater

The Water Diviner (2014)

The Water Diviner (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Russell Crowe turns director and, as is the case with actors turned director, feels the need to take up an epic historical subject – the aftermath of World War I (albeit with some Magical Realist elements). Crowe wields all the epic flourish and polish, even if the film never truly moves one

Watermelon Man (1970)

Rating: 2

From Melvin Van Peebles who made the first Blaxploitation film, a satire in which a white man wakes up to find he has turned black. This takes a savage bite out of race relations but ends up without teeth in being distracted by Godfrey Cambridge’s raucous loudmouth performance

Watership Down (1978)

Watership Down (1978) poster
Rating: 5

Neglected today, this adaptation of Richard Adams’ classic novel about a quest among rabbits was one of the finest animated films of its era. This is frequently heartbreaking and touches on darker emotions that Disney and most other family films regularly sanitise.

Watership Down (2018)

Watership Down (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

BBC tv mini-series remake of the classic Richard Adams novel about talking rabbits on a quest. To get it over with, the animation is not the high-end quality that we have been spoiled with by Pixar et al. On the other hand, what remains is an excellent faithfully told version of the story

The Wave (2019)

The Wave (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Justin Long goes on a bender and takes some drugs that bend reality and leave him moving through time. Sort of like a version of Scorsese’s After Hours that dives into drug culture, this wants to be edgy but ends up in surprisingly traditional places.

Welcome to Marwen (2018)

Welcome to Marwen (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Robert Zemeckis of Back to the Future and Forrest Gump fame makes a film of the true-life story of Mark Hogancamp who recovered from a brutal assault by building a fantasy village of dolls. The results are bizarre where Zemeckis seems more interested in making a Sucker Punch-like fantasy where the dolls come to life

Wendy (2020)

Wendy (2020) poster
Rating: 2.5

Director Benh Zeitlin made an extraordinary debut with Beasts of the Southern Wild. In his follow-up, he does striking things in making a modernised Peter Pan and transplanting the story to Louisiana

We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story (1993)

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993) poster
Rating: 2

Juvenile animated film from Amblin Entertainment concerning dinosaurs whose intelligence is raised to human level and they are let loose in the present-day

A Werewolf Boy (2012)

A Werewolf Boy (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Despite the title, this South Korean film is less a werewolf story than it is a love story about a feral child. The film seems overburdened by the need to pitch the film to the teen demographic and play the violins and heartstrings as a Twilight wannabe

We’ve Forgotten More Than We Ever Knew (2016)

We've Forgotten More Than We Ever Knew (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Cryptic film about a couple wandering a post-apocalyptic terrain who discover an untouched and still working apartment tower. Less a work of SF than one of baffling surrealism

What Dreams May Come (1998)

What Dreams May Come (1998) poster
Rating: 4

Vincent Ward is one of the least recognised great directors in the world. Here he creates an extraordinary vision of the afterlife in which he employs CGI to create a world that resembles classic artworks brought to life

What Men Want (2019)

What Men Want (2019) poster
Rating: 1

A gender-swapped remake of What Women Want in which Taraji P. Henson gets the ability to read men’s thoughts. Henson displays no talent for comedy and this is a spectacularly unfunny film

What Women Want (2000)

What Women Want (2000) poster
Rating: 2.5

Amiable romantic comedy in which Mel Gibson comes round after an accident in the shower to find he now has the ability to read women’s thoughts.

Whatever Happened to Harold Smith? (1999)

Whatever Happened to Harold Smith? (1999) poster
Rating: 3

Eccentric Coming of Age story set during the 1970s punk era where, among the usual other funny travails, the protagonist’s father starts demonstrating psychic abilities

When in Rome (2010)

When in Rome (2010) poster
Rating: 0-

Agonisingly awful romantic comedy about a Fountain of Love. The plot is utterly vapid, its resolution never in the slightest doubt, while director Mark Steven (Daredevil, Ghost Rider) Johnson sets the entire film up around a series of painfully unfunny slapstick routines

When Marnie Was There (2014)

When Marnie Was There (2014) poster
Rating: 3

A ghost story from Studio Ghibli – although rather than any Western equivalent that sets out to scare the pants off us, this is a sweetly tender story of friendship between two girls. The result more than capably approaches some of Hayao Miyazaki’s best

Where is Anne Frank (2021)

Where is Anne Frank (2021) poster
Rating: 4

Beautifully affecting animated film from Ari Folman in which the imaginary companion in Anne Frank’s diary comes to life in the present day

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

Where the Wild Things Are (2009) poster
Rating: 4

Spike Jonze conducts his own unique and individualistic adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s book about a young boy who sails away to an island of friendly monsters

The White Buffalo (1977)

The White Buffalo (1977) poster
Rating: 3

Probably the strangest film that Charles Bronson ever made – a retelling of Moby Dick where he plays the real-life figure of Wild Bill Hickok hunting a mythic white buffalo instead of a whale. This was a big financial flop but is a not unworthwhile film

Who is Running? (1997)

Rating: 3

Debut feature from Oxide Pang of the Pang Brothers fame. A variant on the tv series Early Edition in which a man receives newspapers that foretell the future and must race to prevent fates from occurring in order to earn karmic salvation for his girlfriend

Wicked City (1987)

Wicked City (1987) poster
Rating: 4

Anime from Yoshiaki Kawajiri about a war with a demon dimension that falls halfway between H.P. Lovecraft and a hard-boiled detective thriller and brims over wit fascinatingly pathological sexual imagery

Wicked City (1993)

Wicked City (1993) poster
Rating: 2

Live-action version of a manga that was previously made as an anime. This Hong Kong-made version is the lesser, lacking the perverse sexual imagery of the anime. It does feature the wildly fantastical action scenes typical to HK fantasy of this era but this has been conducted on a low-budget and looks rubbery (*)

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Wicked: For Good (2025) poster
Rating: 2

The second half of the film adaptation of the musical Wicked. This essentially operates as Wizard of Oz fanfiction and substantially wrenches the characters and backstories from the 1939 film out of shape to write its own story

Wicked: Part 1 (2024)

Wicked: Part 1 (2024) poster
Rating: 2

The first half of a two-part adaptation of the hit Broadway musical that is a prequel to The Wizard of Oz, showing The Wicked Witch’s origin story

Wild at Heart (1990)

Wild at Heart (1990) poster
Rating: 5

One of David Lynch’s finest films, with lovers Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern on the run in a road movie that travels through deranged places of the mind and explodes with crazy energy

Willow (1988)

Willow (1988) poster
Rating: 2

Outside of the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films, not much else that George Lucas has made has been a success. This Ron Howard-directed epic fantasy proved to be a big flop where Howard’s lightweight touch fails to make a one-dimensional plot fly