Arabian Nights (2000)

Arabian Nights (2000) poster
Rating: 4

Hallmark tv mini-series adaptation of the classic tales has been granted a decent budget that allows the stories to emerge with lavish spectacle and the fantasy to fly with exceptional regard

Arabian Nights (2015)

Arabian Nights (2015) poster
Rating: 2

This is not an adaptation of the Arabian Nights but the title has been appropriated for a collection of quasi-fantastical tales and even documentaries about the Portuguese Austerity Crisis over six hours in length

The Aristo Cats (1970)

The Aristo Cats (1970) poster
Rating: 3.5

One of the better animated films made by Disney during the lean years between Walt’s death in 1966 and the studio’s return to form in the late 1980s. Not the best but it recaptures some of the classic charms of works like Lady and the Tramp

Arizona Dream (1993)

Arizona Dream (1993) poster
Rating: 2.5

This English-language debut from Emir Kusturica should have been a hit going by its cast that includes a young Johnny Depp romancing a 50+ Faye Dunaway, but is a plotless piece of improv of occasional surreal interludes

Arrietty (2010)

Arrietty (2010) poster
Rating: 4

Studio Ghibli tackle Mary Norton’s classic books about a miniature family that live inside the walls of a house. Norton’s essential Englishness translates surprisingly well to anime and the results are quite magical

Artemis Fowl (2020)

Artemis Fowl (2020) poster
Rating: 2.5

Adaptation of the popular Young Adult series about a twelve-year-old super-villain and his adventures with assorted magical creatures. Audiences hated this but I though it overspilled with a madcap creativity

Arthur & Merlin: Knights of Camelot (2020)

Arthur and Merlin: Knights of Camelot (2020) poster
Rating: 2

A B-budget venture into the Arthurian Legends that never much finds the rich myth of the cycle and emerges as just a routine fantasy adventure

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) poster
Rating: 2.5

Lightweight Luc Besson directed children’s fantasy with a young boy shrunken down to miniature size to engage in a series of CGI animated adventures among a race of fairy-like people. Several sequels followed

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009)

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009) poster
Rating: 1

This was the second of Luc Besson’s Minimoys films, partly animated children’s films set in a world of miniature creatures. Here the charms of the first film seem thinly stretched

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
Rating: 1

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Arthur Christmas (2011)

Arthur Christmas (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

An animated collaboration between Aardman and Sony Pictures Anomation. This has a good deal of eccentric charm that overcomes one’s dislike of the cloying sentiment of most Christmas films

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Assassin's Creed (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of the popular videogame that is lumbered with the game’s inherently uncinematic premise where people only sit around and watch what has already happened in the past

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: 3

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly

Asterix and Obelix Vs. Cesar (1999)

Asterix and Obelix Vs. Cesar (1999) poster
Rating: 3

The first of the live-action films based on the famous comic-books set during the Roman period, starring Gerard Depardieu who seems born to play the part of Obelix

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008) poster
Rating: 3

The third of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This faithfully replicates the look and visuals of the original comic-books as the two head off to the Olympics

Attack on Titan (2015)

Attack on Titan (2015) poster
Rating: 3

The live-action adaptation of a popular manga series, this comes with a completely WTF premise about humanity defending itself from an invasion by a horde of misshapen giants that like to bite people’s heads off

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015)

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel the demented Attack of Titan with its wild images of humanity under attack from mindless giants that bite their heads off, which was shot back-to-back and released a few months later

Avengers Grimm (2015)

Avengers Grimm (2015) poster
Rating: 0.5

The Asylum’s response to Avengers: Age of Ultron. Not having their own superheroes, they have ingeniously created an adventure involving various fairytale princesses – a great idea that befalls miserable execution

Avengers Grimm: Time Wars (2018)

Avengers Grimm: Time Wars (2018) poster
Rating: 1

Released at the same time as Avengers: Infinity War, this was a mockbuster from The Asylum involving a team-up between fairytale characters. The third in their Avengers Grimm series

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025) poster
Rating: 2.5

A real oddity among the Batman animated films – one where the basics of the Batman mythos are translated into Aztec culture at the time of the arrival of the Conquistadors

Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Babe: Pig in the City (1998) poster
Rating: 2

For this sequel to the hit talking pig film, producer George Miller of Mad Max films fame steps into the director’s chair. However, the cuteness of the original promptly becomes buried under careening slapstick

Babycall (2011)

Babycall (2011) poster
Rating: 4

Pål Sletaune is a Norwegian director who deserves more attention for his reality-bending surrealism. Here mother Noomi Rapace moves into new apartment where ghostly screams come through the baby monitor and she soon finds that she cannot be sure what is real

A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting (2020)

A Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting (2020) poster
Rating: 2

Adapted from a Young Adult series of books, this is a bland and utterly superficial film about a secret society of monster-hunting babysitters

Bailey’s Mistake (2001)

Bailey's Mistake (2001) poster
Rating: 2

Strange Disney tv movie in which widow Linda Hamilton moves to a small town where the people seem able to do magic

Bambi (1942)

Bambi (1942) poster
Rating: 5

One of the unquestionable classics from Disney’s Golden Age of animation between 1939 and 1942. This is an absolute delight for its unalloyed innocence and tragically affecting emotions

Barbie (2023)

Barbie (2023) poster
Rating: 2

Less a film than a phenomenon, there is something ironic about a doll that is accused of promoting negative body standards ending up leading a women’s movement. Moria has just one or two issues with this.

Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009)

Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009) poster
Rating: 1

Alexandre Dumas’s classic adventure story is turned into an animated vehicle for Barbie with genders reversed and an absurdly upbeat Girls Can Do Anything vibe. Being a kid’s film, the girl Musketeers are no longer allowed to wield swords

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002) poster
Rating: 2

The second of the animated Barbie films, this casts her as the title character in the popular Brothers Grimm fairytale, which has been considerably embellished. This suffers the glassy plasticity of the early Mainframe films

Barbie as The Island Princess (2007)

Barbie as The Island Princess (2007) poster
Rating: 2

Another of the animated Barbie films, this casts her as a desert island castaway accompanied by a retinue of talking animals. Visually colourful but slight

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004)

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper poster
Rating: 2

Here the Barbie films turn to Mark Twain’s classic (non-fantasy) tale of rags and riches and spins it as a fairytale This has the same blank, plastic style of the early Barbie films and is otherwise bland

Barbie Fairytopia (2004)

Barbie Fairytopia (2004) poster
Rating: 2.5

The previous Barbie animated films had adapted various fairytales but this casts her as a fairy in a magical kingdom – simplistic, but one of the most colourfully animated of Mainframe’s Barbie films

Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow (2007)

Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow (2007) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the earlier Barbie animated film Barbie Fairytopia. Extremely colourful but essentially a fantasy version of a teenage girl high school drama that quickly slips into pre-packaged formula

Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses (2006)

Barbie in The 12 Dancing Princesses (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Another animated Barbie film that leaves you quite certain that every problem in life can be solved with a positive upbeat ditty

Barbie in The Nutcracker (2001)

Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001) poster
Rating: 2

The first in a long series of animated films based on Mattel’s girl’s doll Barbie. This casts Barbie as a lead in an adaptation of The Nutcracker ballet

Barbie Mermaidia (2006)

Barbie Mermaidia (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Seventh of the animated Barbie films, spinoff of the earlier Barbie Fairytopia, all delivered in sugary upbeat sentiments amid pastel colour schemes that would look eye-poppingly psychedelic if one were high

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) poster
Rating: 2.5

The third animated film based on the popular girl’s doll Barbie. This places Barbie into Tchaikovsky’s ballet Swan Lake in an okay telling, if one that suffers from the usual limited animation of Mainframe’s early films

Barbie Presents Thumbelina (2009)

Barbie Presents Thumbelina (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another animated Barbie film, this appropriate the name of the Hans Christian Andersen’s fairytale and makes it now about a fairy who preaches conservation. As these films go, this is one of the better made and comes with quite a degree of colour

Barnyard (2006)

Barnyard (2006) poster
Rating: 2

An incredibly silly animated film set around the antics of talking barnyard animals. Directed by comedy writer Steve Oedekerk, this is almost entirely centred around gags involving animals doing parodies of human things

Baron Munchausen (1962)

Baron Munchausen (1962) poster
Rating: 4

A version of the Baron’s tall tales from the great, underrated Karel Zeman. Zeman’s dizzying blend of live-action, animation and cutouts and deadpan absurdism is perfect, resulting in the best Baron Munchausen film to date

Batman (1966)

Batman (1966) poster
Rating: 2

A film spinoff from the popular 1960s Batman tv show starring Adam West. At half-an-hour twice a week, the series was an enjoyable piece of surrealistic zaniness but its appeals seem stretched at feature-length

The Batman (2022)

The Batman (2022) poster
Rating: 3.5

The reboot of the Batman franchise post Zack Snyder returns to the Christopher Nolan conception with Robert Pattinson as an emo Batman who resembles The Cure’s Robert Smith. Not completely successful on all fronts but a promising start

Batman & Bill (2017)

Batman & Bill (2017) poster
Rating: 3.5

While the world knows of Bob Kane as the creator of Batman, few of heard of Bill Finger who created many of the core aspects but had his contributions claimed by Kane. This is a documentary that sets out to find the truth

Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)

Batman and Harley Quinn (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Building on the popularity of the character in Suicide Squad, an animated film that gives to Harley Quinn, and lets loose with a sense of humour far more adult than the other animated Batman films

Batman and Mr Freeze: SubZero (1997)

Batman and Mr Freeze SubZero (1998) poster
Rating: 3

The second of the animated Batman films, a Mr Freeze story timed to come out at the same time as Joel Schumacher’s Batman & Robin atrocity. This treats the Mr Freeze story with far more respect than that film

Batman and Robin (1949)

Batman and Robin (1949) poster
Rating: 2

Not to be confused with the Joel Schumacher atrocity, this was the second Batman film ever made, a 15-chapter serial. This is mostly worth watching as a novelty in its laughable attempts to approximate the superheroics of the comic-book in comparison to modern counterparts

Batman & Robin (1997)

Batman & Robin (1997) poster
Rating: 0-

Possibly the worst film ever made on a big studio budget, Joel Schumacher’s follow-up to Tim Buton’s standout Batman films where he turns everything into an absurd Day Glo realm with a script for two year-olds, campy puns and badly overacting super-villains

Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)

Batman Assault on Arkham (2014) poster
Rating: 3

This is more of a Suicide Squad than a Batman film. Based on the popular Arkham videogames, this a Justice League-type adventure but with super-villains where the emphasis is on dark humor and gleeful mayhem

Batman: Bad Blood (2016)

Batman Bad Blood (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another of the DC Universe Original Animated Films. This is less a Batman film than a Batman Family film, a mixed effort that sidelines Batman for much of the show

Batman Begins (2005)

Batman Begins (2005) poster
Rating: 4

After Joel Schumacher killed off the cinematic Batman franchise, Christopher Nolan successfully revives it, bringing back the dark, psychologically brooding superhero and telling a Batman origin story

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman Forever (1995) poster
Rating: 1

Tim Burton’s superlative duo of Batman films were wrecked after Joel Schumacher took up the director’s chair and turned the films into giant camp fests. Here he allows a madly overacting Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones loose as the villains

Batman: Gotham By Gaslight (2018)

Batman: Gotham By Gaslight (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Adaptation of a classic graphic novel that imagines Batman back in the late 19th Century as he fights Jack the Ripper. This works rather well – in fact, better than the graphic novel it is based on

Batman: Gotham Knight (2008)

Batman Gotham Knight (2008) poster
Rating: 3

Taking a leaf from The Wachowskis with The Animatrix, DC went to Japan and hired a bunch of anime directors to deliver an anthology of six different animated Batman stories

Batman: Hush (2019)

Batman: Hush (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

Animated adaptation of the classic Batman comic-book story, this places the Batman/Cat Woman relationship centre stage to give her the most substantial workout of any film

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

Batman Mask of the Phantasm (1993) poster
Rating: 3

Theatrically released film based on the 1990s animated Batman tv series. This allows the series to stretch its wings and do things it never could on tv, although the creation of a new super-villain never quite comes off

Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003)

Batman Mystery of the Batwoman (2003) poster
Rating: 3

One of the better films spun off from the 1990s animated Batman tv series, introducing the character of Batwoman (although a different one to the comic-book incarnation).

Batman Ninja (2018)

Rating: 3

This gets full marks for a WTF set-up, an anime that imagines Batman and most of the villains transplanted back to feudal Japan. There is fun to seeing the familiar characters reinterpreted in terms of Japanese imagery

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)

Batman Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Someone figured out Adam West and Burt Ward, Batman and Robin from the 1960s Batman tv series, were still around and put them in this animated film that replicates the look of the show and pays homage to its willful silliness

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman Returns (1992) poster
Rating: 5

The second of Tim Burton’s Batman films is even more beautifully dark and glistering than the first, introducing Michelle Pfeiffer as a sizzling Cat Woman and Danny De Vito as a venomous Penguin who respectively own the show

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021)

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021) poster
Rating: 2

An oddity among the animated Batman films. This seems less another Batman film – Bruce Wayne gets more screen time than Batman, for instance – than it does a homage to the 1970s martial arts film

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012)

Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012) poster
Rating: 3

The first of a two-part animated adaptation of the classic graphic novel ever written. The film lacks the same impact because, firstly, it is an incomplete story, and secondly, Frank Miller’s ideas have now become so much part of the modern Batman

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part II (2013)

Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part II (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

The second of the two-part animated adaptation of Frank Miller’s classic graphic novel. The film is staged as a series of epic confrontations between iconic DC characters and written with a dark bite to emerge much more satisfying than the first part

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023)

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023) poster
Rating: 2.5

DC Universe Animated film that is adapted from an Elseworlds story that offers up an alternate 1920s version of Batman who is fighting up against H.P. Lovecraft entities

Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

Batman The Killing Joke (2016) poster
Rating: 4

Adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novel, one of the most famous comic-book titles of all time. The notoriously cranky Moore need have no reason to shun this film version, which recreates his work right down to preserving his dialogue and replicating the set-up of individual panels

Batman: The Long Halloween Part One (2021)

Batman: The Long Halloween Part One (2021) poster
Rating: 3

The first in a two-part adaptation of a classic Batman story, this shows great promise that lifts the DC Universe Original Animated Movies out of the comfortable middle ground they have been drifting through the last few years

Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021)

Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Long Halloween Part One was one of the best DC animated films in some time, now comes the concluding chapter, which alas fails to fulfill the promise that the first film showed

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

One of the best of the animated Batman films, telling the story of the overlooked Robin Jason Todd and his resurrection as the villain Red Hood, a film that has an adult tone and comes with immensely exciting action scenes

Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015)

Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015) poster
Rating: 2

An animated Batman film that is essentially an extended commercial based on a line of toys wherein Batman fights super-villains that have an animal motif

Batman vs. Robin (2015)

Batman vs. Robin (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Second in the trilogy of animated films dealing with Bruce Wayne’s son Damian who becomes the new Robin – this also adapts the massive Court of Owls crossover event, which provides a fascinating new nemesis for Batman