Alienoid: Return to the Future (2024)

Alienoid: Return to the Future (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

The second part of the Korean time-hopping/alien invasion film where many of the plot strands from the extremely confusing first film are at least wrapped up

Alienoid (2022)

Alienoid (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

A South Korean SF film that comes with a wide canvas involving alien invasion, time hopping between two eras and some epic action in possibly one of the most head-scratching plots seen in some time

Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022)

Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Animation

Animated film featuring a team-up between the sons of Batman and Superman, which ends up being far more fun than you expect

Battle for Pandora (2022)

Battle for Pandora (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Exploration/Alien Body Snatchers

The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Avatar: The Way of Water, which ingeniously exploits the fact that Saturn has a moon called Pandora. The rest is a low-budget body snatchers film

The Suicide Squad (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

James Gunn takes over the Suicide Squad franchise and welcomely rescues it from the dud first screen outing, giving it his characteristically irreverent sense of humour

Chompy and the Girls (2021)

Chompy and the Girls (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Comedy/Other-Dimensional Entities

Hilariously bizarre film with people dealing with an entity that is man with a massive mouth that is intent on swallowing an army of identical little girls

Encounter (2021)

Encounter (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Invasion/Possible Mad Person’s Delusion

A standout work that starts as Riz Ahmed snatches his two boys, fearful of alien body snatchers, before leaving us wondering if this is not all in Ahmed’s mind

Breach (2020)

Breach (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Parasites Aboard a Space Mission

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis, before his retirement. Here Bruce is on form and gives a decent performance. The film is an Alien copy with the crew of a space mission under attack by a parasitic lifeform

Nightmare Cinema (2018)

Nightmare Cinema (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

A above average entry in the recent trend of horror anthologies featuring episodes from different directors, including Joe Dante and Mick Garris, featuring at least a couple of standout entries

Annihilation (2018)

Rating: ★★★½
Mysterious Alien Zone

Alex Garland’s second directorial effort after Ex Machina. Clearly influenced by Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker, this features a group venturing into an alien-affected zone where Garland does a fine job of creating a sense of the otherworldly

Taking Earth (2017)

Taking Earth (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alien Invasion

Alien invasion film made by industry outsiders from South Africa. The plot is like a much better version of I Am Number Four but played out on a much more ambitious scale where the novice filmmakers do sensational things in the visual effects department on a minuscule budget

The Dark Tower (2017)

The Dark Tower (2017) poster
Rating:
Stephen King Adaptation/Portal to a Parallel World

Screenwriter Akiva Goldsman gives us an utterly mangled version of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series that has little resemblance to the books, yet makes little sense if you haven’t read them

Get Out (2017)

Get Out (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Small Town/Racial Mind Control

A rehash of The Stepford Wives recast along racial lines. It is a surprise to see a mainstream horror hit with a strong message about racism, not that Jordan Peele neglects the horror element either

The Veil (2016)

The Veil (2016) poster
Rating:
Ghosts of Mass Suicide Cult Members

This has a great premise – a camera crew revisiting the site of a cult mass suicide stir up the ghosts of the cult members – and a director who I always maintained had much untapped potential. Alas, the finished result seems to slip by his hands

I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016)

I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teenage Serial Killer vs Shapechanging Monster

Unique and quite remarkable film about a teen in a nowhere town who recognises the traits of a serial killer in himself and then discovers that aging neighbour Christopher Lloyd is actually a shapechanging monster

Harvest Lake (2016)

Harvest Lake (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Horror/Plant Erotica and Body Snatchers

This starts out seeming a backwoods horror before plants in the woods start erotically influencing the characters, resulting in a series of provocative scenes that combine plants and sex

The 5th Wave (2016)

The 5th Wave (2016) poster
Rating:
Alien Invasion/Young Adult

Wannabe in the fad for Young Adult films. An alien invasion story that takes place without drama or engagement in anything that happens. This seems more interested in its teen love triangle than combatting the alien threat

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Christmas Horror Stories

An anthology that offers a quartet of Christmas horror stories, including ones of zombified elves and a Krampus monster. Hosted by William Shatner who plays a radio talkshow host in the wraparound

Parasyte Part 2 (2015)

Parasyte Part 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Parasyte Part 1 was a manga adaptation filled with wild effects sequences. This sequel is an even better film that expands the characters and ideas in quite fascinating directions

The One I Love (2014)

The One I Love (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Married Couple Encounter Mysterious Doppelgangers

Going by the title you could easily dismiss this as an indie relationship drama (as I initially did) but what we instead get is a fascinatingly cryptic doppelganger film where a couple go on a retreat only to encounter idealised versions of themselves who seem intent on stealing their lives

Honeymoon (2014)

Honeymoon (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Backwoods Happenings

A newlywed couple head to a cabin in the woods for their honeymoon. This seems to be a traditional backwoods horror but instead travels into an increasingly unnerving and way out territory

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

The Host (2013)

The Host (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Body Snatchers

Andrew Niccol, a director of smart conceptual sf, seems mismatched on an adaptation of a Stephenie Meyer novel but Niccol tones down Meyer’s overripe teen romance to deliver a smart take on the alien body snatchers genre

Under the Skin (2013)

Under the Skin (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Alien Visitor

Fascinating film with Scarlett Johansson as an alien visitor luring male hitchhikers. The film is beautifully made but frustratingly opaque in terms of explanations for what is happening. indeed, feels like a science-fiction film that has been stripped of any easy science-fiction handholds

The World’s End (2013)

The World's End (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Body Snatchers Comedy

Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, the trio behind Shaun of the Dead, return to conduct a very similar effort – the story of a pub crawl that is affectionately mocking the characters’ nowhere lives, before taking an abrupt dogleg turn to become a comedic take on the alien body snatchers film

John Dies at the End (2012)

John Dies at the End (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Reality-Expanding Drugs/Gonzo Supernatural Investigators

Phantasm series director Don Coscarelli makes a mind-expanding effort that seems a conceptual collision between Donnie Darko, Limitless, a slacker version of Supernatural and Dr Strange

The Watch (2012)

The Watch (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Neighbourhood Watch vs Alien Invaders Comedy

An uninspired comedy about a neighbourhood watch encountering alien invaders that falls somewhere between Ghostbusters and The ‘Burbs. The film’s virtues lie less in the weak premise than in the director allowing the stars to freely improvise with occasionally funny results

Apollo 18 (2011)

Apollo 18 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
NASA Moon Landing/Alien Possession Found Footage Film

Clever and well made Found Footage film about a NASA crew encountering something alien on The Moon’s surface. Falls somewhere between Alien, Apollo 13 and Paranormal Activity

The Thing (2011)

The Thing (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

Though pitched as a prequel, this is essentially a remake of John Carpenter’s classic. Alas, this only finds the same phantasmagoric outlandishness as Carpenter did in a couple of scenes that may be moderately impressive for those who have never seen the original

Chrome Angels (2009)

Chrome Angels (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Biker Girls vs Killer Androids

Hearkening back to the spirit of 1980s B budget killer cyborg/android movie, an entertainingly preposterous film in which a girl biker gang are pitted against a mad scientist and his army of killer androids

The Brøken (2008)

The Brøken (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mirror Body Snatchers

Variation on Invasion of the Body Snatchers with body-snatching doppelgangers emerging from mirrors. Directed with an impressive air of subtle, brooding disquiet, this manages to run up some reasonable twists on an oft-told tale

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
1950s SF Parody/Invading Alien Foreheads

From Larry Blamire, a deliberately ridiculous spoof of the 1950s alien invasion film. Blamire’s dialogue and the deadpan with which everybody plays is frequently hilarious

Final Days of Planet Earth (2006)

Final Days of Planet Earth (2006) poster
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Alien Invasion

Darryl Hannah is the queen of a species of body-snatching insects intent on invading Earth. This is a clear winner head and shoulders above any other contenders for the most ridiculous alien invasion work ever made.

Mortuary (2005)

Mortuary (2005) poster
Rating:
Creature in the Crypt/Body Snatchers

Another effort in the sad slide into shabby amateurishness that marked that latter years of Tobe Hooper’s career, a muddled effort set around a mortuary involving body-snatching fungus and deformed relatives in the crawlspaces

Meatball Machine (2005)

Meatball Machine (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Bio-Mechanoid Creatures Battle

In the late 2000s, Japan has produced a series of films drenched in gore, featuring absurd creature effects and action moves; this was the first of them – a wonderfully cartoonish film with rival bio-mechanoid creatures fighting

Infection (2005)

Infection (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Body Snatchers/Dashcam Found Footage

Albert Pyun makes an alien body snatchers film that has been shot Found Footage style and takes place entirely from the viewpoint of the dashcam camera of a police car

Zebraman (2004)

Zebraman (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Superhero

Head-scratching effort from Japan’s Takashi Miike about a schoolteacher who gains superpowers after putting on a costume from his favourite superhero tv series. Miike never seems to be mounting a parody, while the film is too low-budgeted to ever work in terms of kick-ass superheroic action

Dreamcatcher (2003)

Dreamcatcher (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Body Snatchers/Stephen King Adaptation

Lawrence Kasdan directs an adaptation of the Stephen King novel about a group of men on a weekend get together in the woods who find themselves in the midst of an alien invasion

Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Battlestar Galactica (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Space Opera

Mini-series that reconstructs the old Battlestar Galactica into smart and intelligent SF with strong characters, a gritty realism and sensational effects. A tv series followed and became one of the best SF shows of the 2000s

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2003)

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
War with Aliens/Alien Body Snatchers

Passable video-released Starship Troopers sequel the heads more in the direction of a body snatchers film. Directed by Phil Tippett

Disturbing Behavior (1998)

Disturbing Behavior (1998) poster
Rating: ★★½
High School Mind Control Experiments

A smart and modestly enjoyable film that plays like a high school version of The Stepford Wives where troubled students are being brainwashed and turned into preppy high-achievers

The Arrival (1996)

The Arrival (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Infiltration and Takeover

An alien invasion and takeover film that was clearly inspired by the success of tv’s The X Files. This is a smart effort that emerges as something unworldly in David Twohy’s hands

The Hidden II (1994)

The Hidden II (1994) poster
Rating: ½
Body-Hopping Alien

The Hidden was a wittily enjoyable hit about body-hopping aliens. This is a cheap sequel that substantially reuses material from the first film, while missing everything that made the original work

Body Snatchers (1993)

Body Snatchers (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Remake

Abel Ferrara’s remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is an overlooked film that settles in with an undeniable creepiness that is just as effective as the earlier versions. The metaphor for the pod people is more diffuse in this one but that does not mitigate the film’s effect

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Slasher/Mind-Control Parasite

The ninth of the Friday the 13th films and the most variant and fun of the series. This cheerfully turns expectations on their head and readily punctures the series cliches

The Cat (1992)

The Cat (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Cop vs Aliens/Hong Kong Action

This is a completely demented Hong Kong film about alien body snatchers who are hiding in an apartment building on Earth

Invader (1992)

Invader (1992) poster
Rating:
Amok Alien-Possessed Military A.I.

A completely ridiculous film that throws in an incomprehensible mix of an amok A.I.’s that takes over a stealth plane, UFOs, mind control and military conspiracy and proves badly made on every single count

Invasion Earth: The Aliens Are Here (1988)

Invasion Earth: The Aliens Are Here (1988) poster
Rating:
Aliens Invade Movie Theatre/1950s SF Film Clip Compilation

A film about the alien invasion of a movie theatre that is screening an all-night marathon of old films. This has been constructed around clips of old 1950s sf films

Something is Out There (1988)

Something is Out There (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cop and Alien Partner vs Body-Hopping Alien

Mini-series that was a popular hit in its day, which largely steals its premise of a human and alien cop hunting a body-hopping alien from The Hidden. What makes the show work past its rather ordinary story, is the two leads and their wittily sparring Lethal Weapon-type relationship

The Stepford Children (1987)

The Stepford Children (1987) poster
Rating:
Android Teenager Replacements

The second of three sequels to The Stepford Wives. I found the original implausible on any level and this is quadrupled when you get to replacing their children with android duplicates. A film that has been generated without anybody sitting and thinking about the premise on a practical level

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982)

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
1950s Alien Invasion Film Homage

Obscure title that when seen is revealed to be a surprisingly well-made (in places) homage to the 1950s alien invasion genre and replication of the era’s style of filmmaking

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

John Carpenter at the peak of his career, remaking The Thing from Another World as a wild and phantasmagoric film steeped in paranoia that proved to be the absolute epitome of the era’s fad for air-bladder transformation effects

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Alien Duplication and Takeover

An excellent remake of the Cold War classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The original has now been smartly retooled for the 1970s and slots right into the Me Generation era with paranoia perfectly intact

Battle of the Stars (1978)

Battle of the Stars (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Space Opera

The success of Star Wars saw a host of copies made over the next few years. This was one of several low-budget Italian space opera knockoffs of this period, featuring invading aliens from Ganymede

End of the World (1977)

End of the World (1977) poster
Rating: ½
Aliens in a Convent/Looming End of the World

A thorough embarrassment on Christopher Lee’s resume – an early Charles Band film in which Lee is a stranded alien inhabiting the cloned body of priest in a convent of nuns