Arthur Christmas (2011)

Arthur Christmas (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Santa's Son

An animated collaboration between Aardman and Sony Pictures Anomation. This has a good deal of eccentric charm that overcomes one’s dislike of the cloying sentiment of most Christmas films

Black Christmas (1974)

Black Christmas (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl's Dormitory Slasher

Many argue that this is the original slasher film – and it does the whole formula a good deal better than many of those that came along a few years later, having some wry characterisations and a sardonic sense of humour

A Christmas Carol (2004)

A Christmas Carol (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Miser's Redemption Musical

TV movie version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale featuring Kelsey Grammer as a very theatrical Scrooge. This tells the story as a musical but also manages to be surprisingly faithful to the original

A Christmas Carol (2009)

A Christmas Carol (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Miser's Redemption/Animation

Robert Zemeckis’s motion-capture animated adaptation of the Charles Dickens classic. The tale has gone through so many adaptations, it fee;s an uphill battle to find anything new in the story no matter the technical quality of the film

A Christmas Carol (2019)

A Christmas Carol (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Miser's Redemption/Dark Adult Retelling

A tv mini-series that offers a dark, adult and definitely not family friendly version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale that reinvents the original in quite astonishing ways

Christmas Evil (1980)

Christmas Evil (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho Santa/Christmas Slasher

One of the original Psycho Santa films. Usually pegged as another Christmas slasher film, rather what we have is a film that draws us into a disturbed headspace that operates on a unique fairytale morality about punishing the naughty

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Christmas Horror Stories

An anthology that offers a quartet of Christmas horror stories, including ones of zombified elves and a Krampus monster. Hosted by William Shatner who plays a radio talkshow host in the wraparound

The Christmas Martian (1971)

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Strange Alien Visitor/Children's Film

Cheaply made and mind bogglingly bizarre Quebecois film about a Martian who takes two children on a journey around the world at Christmas

The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t (1966)

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Santa Gets Evicted from the North Pole

An incredibly dreary Christmas film directed by actor Rosanno Brazzi where the South Pole in bought by a miser (played by Brazzi) and Santa ends up being evicted

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost Children (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist/Clones/Gonzo Comedy

The almost indescribable second film from Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Delicatessen fame, a Dicekensian street urchin fantasy that takes place in a stunningly designed almost-familiar world filled with eccentric characters

A Creature Was Stirring (2023)

A Creature Was Stirring (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mother Keeps Her Daughter Confined to Prevent Her Becoming a Monster

An interestingly strange and undeniably different film where two teens break into a house at Christmas time to find a mother who keeps her daughter confined lest the creature inside her get free

Crumbs (2015)

Crumbs (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocast Film

Forget Mad Max et al, this Ethiopian film is a fascinatingly different take on the post-holocaust film – set after the collapse of civilisation where the junk culture of today has developed a mythology of its own

Demonic Christmas Tree (2022)

Demonic Christmas Tree (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Christmas Tree

Yes, exactly what the title announces – a film about a possessed killer Christmas tree. A rather amusing Christmas horror entry from prolific low-budget British producer Scott Jeffrey/Scott Chambers

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

Don't Open Till Christmas (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Slasher

The 1980s slasher fad brought a number of ventures into the Christmas slasher film, which has grown into its own genre niche since then. This is one British entry in the genre about a killer targeting people dressed as Santa

Elf (2003)

Elf (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Ungainly Christmas Elf Comes to New York

Jon Favreau directed Christmas film premised entirely around the premise of 6’3″ Will Ferrell as an ungainly Christmas elf. The film works entirely to the extent one has a tolerance for Ferrell’s screen presence.

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Idiot Aids Santa Claus

This was the second of Jim Varney’s Ernest P. Worrel comedies. It sees Santa Claus looking for a replacement and Ernest coming to the aid amid a series of comic shenanigans

Fatman (2020)

Fatman (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kid Hires a Hitman to Kill Santa

Amusingly dark Christmas film where a kid hires a hitman to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking. Featuring Mel Gibson as a grumpy Santa struggling with modern economic realities

Gremlins (1984)

Gremlins (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Malicious Creatures

The film about malicious creatures that was the runaway box-office hit of 1984. Director Joe Dante runs amok like a schoolboy with a chemistry kit and gleefully trashes the wholesome innocence of producer Steven Spielberg’s E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial

Hogfather (2006)

Hogfather (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Fantasy Comedy/Terry Pratchett Adaptation

The first in a series of Terry Pratchett Discworld adaptations for tv. This makes the odd choice of adapting one of the more complex and darker of Pratchett’s usually comic books but it works fairly well overall

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Dr Seuss Adaptation

Ron Howard’s live-action adaptation of the Dr Seuss story visually embraces the nonsense absurdism but the charms get buried beneath the lavish production polish. Jim Carrey saves the day as The Grinch however.

Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)

Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Strange Cult

From regular horror director Brian Yuzna, a sequel to the Christmas slasher films series. This is quite possibly not only the weirdest Christmas film ever made but the weirdest Christmas horror film ever made

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

It's a Wonderful Life (1946) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Angel Presents an Alternate Life Pathway

Sentimental Frank Capra film that had become a Christmas classic where an angel shows depressed everyman James Stewart the alternate world that would happen if he had never been born

Krampus (2015)

Krampus (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Horror Film

Drawing on the Teutonic traditions of the anti-Santa, this gleefully wades into anti-Christmas spirit. Although never as much as it promises to be, it does astonish at a major studio releasing such a dark film right on Christmas season

The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017)

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Charles Dickens and the Writing of A Christmas Carol

Among the fad for biopics about writers and the origins of famous stories, this, about Charles Dickens and the creation of A Christmas Carol, is the most lunatic – and that’s not counting the blatant lie of the title

Meet the Santas (2005)

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Santa's Son Gets Married

Sequel to Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus where here Santa’s son (Steve Guttenberg) ties the knot – amazingly traditional and conservative in its sentiments and with everything so predictable that there is no real drama

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Muppet Movie

The first of the insipid Muppet movies made following Jim Henson’s death, directed by his son Brian. This twists the Muppets out of shape to fit them into a retelling of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Halloween Denizens Take Over Christmas/Stop-Motion Animation

Tim Burton and Henry Selick combine on this stop-motion animated fantasy made in Burton’s characteristcially eccentric style, a beautifully stylised and dark fantasy in which assorted Halloween denizens invade Christmas

The Polar Express (2004)

The Polar Express (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Train Journey to the North Pole

This broke ground in being the first animated film made using the motion-capture process. Robert Zemeckis directs with a quite magical touch

Prancer (1989)

Prancer (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Discovers Santa's Reindeer

An appealing bittersweet film based around the improbable premise of a young girl finding what she believes is one of Santa’s reindeer. In a genre that usually deals in sugary sentiment, this has a much more rewarding downbeat realism

Rare Exports (2010)

Rare Exports (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Discovering the Real Santa Claus/Giant Rampaging Santa

A Finnish film that comes as appealing anathema to the rosy sentiments of most Christmas films – more like a monster movie where Santa is a monster that punishes bad children

Red One (2024)

Red One (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Action Film

Essentially Christmas the Action Film featuring Dwayne Johnson as Santa’s bodyguard going into action accompanied by Chris Evans as a nerdy hacker when Santa is abducted

Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish (1998)

Richie Rich's Christmas Wish (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Rich Kid/Alternate Timeline

Cheaply made video sequel to the Macaulay Culkin Richie Rich based on the popular comic-book character, this steals the basic plot of It’s a Wonderful Life

Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Rise of the Guardians (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Team-Up Between Imaginary Characters

The concept – sort of akin to but with various imaginary beings (Santa, Jack Frost, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy etc) teaming up in an adventure – has a mild amusement to it but the film itself feels like an utterly processed piece of modern animated children’s movie formula

The Sacrifice Game (2023)

The Sacrifice Game (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hostages at a Girl’s School/Occult Rites

Jenn Wexler directs a film about thugs taking over a girls’ boarding school that pleasingly subverts your expectations of everything it is going to be at every turn

Santa Claus vs. the Zombies (2010)

Santa Claus vs. the Zombies (2010) poster
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Santa Claus Faces the Zombie Apocalypse

This comes with one of the great exploitation titles of all time. Despite the enormously entertaining possibilities inherent in the premise, the film misses all of them and falls down into complete amateurism within moments

Scrooge (1970)

Scrooge (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Miser's Redemption Musical

Musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol starring Albert Finney as Scrooge, this is made on a big budget, leading to an extravagant and often over-produced film

Silent Night (2012)

Silent Night (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Slasher Film/Psycho Santa

This is a very loose and somewhat desultory remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night that seems to imagine it is being far more hardcore and controversy defying than it is

Silent Night, Deadly Night III: You Better Watch Out! (1989)

Silent Night, Deadly Night III: You Better Watch Out! (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Slasher Film/Resurrected Killer

The third in the Christmas slasher series where the killer’s brother is resurrected like a Frankenstein monster and develops an obsession with a blind girl. Played with far more seriousness than it deserves

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Christmas Slasher Film/Psycho Santa

Not the first but the most famous of the psycho Santa films. At the time, it was just another slasher film exploiting a holiday title. However, this does the slasher movie formula rather well while digging into Christmas sentiment with a bite that takes you aback

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) poster
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Christmas Slasher Film

The first sequel to the Santa slasher film. This has become a bad movie classic because half the film brazenly consists of footage recycled from the first, while the other half is dominated by the hilariously bad acting of psycho Eric Freeman

Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (2004)

Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus (2004) poster
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Santa's Son Seeks a Wife

Mawkishly sentimental Christmas tv movie with Steve Guttenberg as Santa’s son who needs to find a wife before he can take over the role. So cliched and written to expectation that it lacks any conflict

Tales from the Crypt (1972)

Tales from the Crypt (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology/Comic-Book Adaptation

Amicus adapts several stories from the notorious EC Comics as one of their anthology films. Missing is EC’s black humour but this is a worthwhile Amicus anthology

Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019)

Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero Team

Here the less-than-serious Teen Titans Go! conduct an Into the Spider-Verse-type crossover with their serious counterparts from the multiverse

There’s Something in the Barn (2023)

There's Something in the Barn (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mischievous House Elf

This is a Norwegian film based on the Scandinavian folklore figure of the barn elf, a household spirit that can turn malevolent if upset. The film becomes in essence a Nordic version of Gremlins

The 12 Slays of Christmas (2016)

The 12 Slays of Christmas (2016) poster
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Christmas Horror Anthology

From Troma films, this is an anthology made up of twelve Christmas-themed short horror films for what supposed leading indie directors – so acclaimed I’ve only heard of two of them before