I Spy (2002)

I Spy (2002) poster
Rating:
Spy Comedy/TV Series Remake

Painfully unfunny big screen revival of the 1960s spy tv series. This has been reduced to a series of plotless gags that involve Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson doing nothing except bickering with each other

Liar Liar (1997)

Liar Liar (1997) poster
Rating:
Man Cursed with a Truth-Telling Wish Comedy

A film with a children’s movie premise – an amoral lawyer is forced to be honest for a day when his kid makes a wish – is over-taken by Jim Carrey in full over the top mode

Tender Dracula (1974)

Tender Dracula (1974) poster
Rating:
Comedy About a Horror Actor

An obscure French comedy in which Peter Cushing plays a vampire or more correctly plays a horror actor used to playing vampires. Assorted extremely unfunny shenanigans running around his castle ensue

Land of the Lost (2009)

Land of the Lost (2009) poster
Rating:
TV Series Comedy Remake/Prehistoric Lost World

Big screen revival of the children’s lost world tv series that is now a loud and excruciating Will Ferrell vehicle that reduces the original into lowbrow farce. A majorly unfunny bomb on every level

Second Time Lucky (1984)

Second Time Lucky (1984) poster
Rating:
Adam and Eve Comedy

One of the most excruciatingly painful films ever made – a softcore comedy in which God and The Devil make a bet to replay the Garden of Eden by reincarnating Adam and Eve throughout history. Filled with ghastly over-the-top performances and much eye-rolling innuendo

The Throbbit (2015)

The Throbbit (2015) poster
Rating:
The Hobbit Parody

An excruciating fan-made parody of The Hobbit films filled with amateur actors delivering performances in ridiculous falsettos. What makes this mind-boggling is its realisation it can’t compete with Peter Jackson on effects, resulting in things like Smaug played by a drag queen

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002) poster
Rating:
Martial Arts Spoof

Pitched as a parody of the martial arts moves in The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. In actuality, this is a witless and unfunny comedy that only takes a 1970s martial arts film and dubs it with a laughtrack

School Spirit (1985)

School Spirit (1985) poster
Rating:
Teen Comes Back from the Afterlife to Get Laid Comedy

In the vein of frat house comedies of the era like Animal House and Porky’s, this is an embarrassingly cringey film about a teen who is killed while trying to get laid and insists on lingering about to finish the job

Movie 43 (2013)

Movie 43 (2013) poster
Rating:
Anthology of Bad Taste Comedy Skits

An anthology of comedy skits that sets out to be in as bad taste as possible – you are left astounded how far a film has to go to offend in this post-South Park era. That and wondering if the producers had kidnapped some of the stars’ family members to force them to participate

Queen Kong (1976)

Queen Kong (1976) poster
Rating:
Sex-Reversed King Kong Parody

A spectacularly terrible film. Designed to exploit the 1976 remake, this offers up a sex-reversed parody of King Kong – only the Kong producers didn’t see that way and sued to stop the film being released. Robin Askwith, the star of the softcore Confessions films, engages in a romance with a female Kong amid excruciating puns

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) poster
Rating:
Cyborg Cop/Cartoon in Live-Action

A video-released sequel to the live-action Matthew Broderick film starring French Stewart. This is played as much more of a cartoon and amped to a maximum level of slapstick inanity

Invasion of the Star Creatures (1962)

Invasion of the Star Creatures (1962) poster
Rating:
Women Alien Invaders Comedy

Comedy about two idiot soldiers captured by alien women. The painfully unfunny routines, laughable vegetable monsters and attitudes to women make this one of the great unrecognised bad movies of all time

Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Haunted Honeymoon (1986) poster
Rating:
Old Dark House Comedy

Both directing and starring here, Gene Wilder attempts to revive the Old Dark House comedy. By the 1980s, this was datedly creaky, while Wilder’s comedy mugging histrionics are excruciating to sit through

The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid (1979)

The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid (1979) poster
Rating:
Child Alien Visitor Slapstick Comedy

The late Bud Spencer and his compatriot Terence Hill appeared in seventeen badly dubbed, slapstick comedies in the 1970s/80s … Spencer went it alone for this excruciating slapstick take on Close Encounters of the Third Kind in which that film’s kid Cary Guffey is an alien found by Spencer’s sheriff

Under the Rainbow (1981)

Under the Rainbow (1981) poster
Rating:
Comedy During the Making of The Wizard of Oz

Widely considered a bad film, this is a slapstick comedy starring Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher set around the dwarves during the making of The Wizard of Oz