Justice League: Doom (2012)

Justice League Doom (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

A relative disappointment among the mostly excellent animated DC superhero films, this pits each member of the Justice League with a matching super-villain only who seemingly kills them off

Project: Metalbeast (1994)

Project: Metalbeast (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyborg Werewolf

Typical 1990s video-released effort that stands out by dint of a far-out idea – a cyborg werewolf – even if in the end the film does nothing with it and everything only boils down to a standard monster movie that takes everything from the Alien playbook

Justice League (2017)

Justice League (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Zack Snyder completes his run through DC superheroes with mixed results. The introduction of the characters works well but Snyder too readily throws established continuity out the window, while the visual dourness becomes tedious

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015)

Justice League Throne of Atlantis (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Not so much a Justice League film as an Aquaman origin film, which at least conducts a character oft regard as a DC laughing stock with suitable dignity

Knights (1993)

Knights (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Kickboxing Cyborgs

Another of Albert Pyun’s post-apocalyptic kickboxing cyborg films. The film consists of almost nothing but action scenes as pint-size Kathy Long and a cyborg Kris Kristofferson battle warlord Lance Henriksen

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The sixth of the Sharknado films, this has the usual crew fighting sharknados throughout history. With this comes the recognition there is nowhere more ridiculous and over-the-top for the series to go

Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017)

Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Bio-Mechanoid Mutations

A sequel to Meatball Machine, the film that started the gonzo Japanese splatter genre, filled with wild mutations, over-the-top splatter, a surreal sense of humour and an obsession with schoolgirls in panties

I, Robot (2004)

I Robot (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Robots Amok/Isaac Asimov Adaptation

Disappointing adaptation of Isaac Asimov’s Robot stories. The film pays token acknowledgement to Asimov’s characters and universe and mostly seems interested in spectacular effects set-pieces

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame. Produced by James Wan, this emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort that has clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films, this continues into another tournament, introducing a bewildering array of characters from the games amid a high degree of violence and bloodshed

Ghost in the Shell (2015)

Ghost in the Shell: The New Movie (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyberpunk Anime

Another anime film in the Ghost in the Shell franchise. This was the fifth episode of the Ghost in the Shell: Arise reboot series that received a theatrical release

Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1995)

Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Time-Travelling Killer Cyborgs

The third of Albert Pyun’s Nemesis films about time-travelling cyborgs – not much plot just action scenes and some moments of undeniable strangeness

Natural City (2003)

Natural City (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyberpunk Future/Androids

Wrongly referred to as an adaptation of the original Philip K. Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, this South Korean Cyberpunk film does homage many aspects of Blade Runner

Prototype X29A (1992)

Prototype X29A (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Cyborg Wars

This is a standard 90s direct-to-video SF/action film about warring cyborgs in a burned-out future. This has borrowed most of its moves from other films. Not a lot happens

The Exterminators of the Year 3000 (1983)

The Exterminators of the Year 3000 (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

An Italian exploitation film that blatantly copies the plot of Mad Max 2. It offers the benefit of some vigorous action scenes and English-language dubbing that is out of this world

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

Sharknado 5 Global Swarming (2017) poster
Rating:
Storms of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

By this point, the Sharknado series has gone from an amusingly tongue-in-cheek original to a series that is widely signalling that it is not taking anything that happens remotely seriously

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (2016)

Sharknado The 4th Awakens (2016) poster
Rating:
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The bad movie hit of Sharknado was a surprise to everyone and spawned sequels. By this point, creativity appears to have dried up – essentially, the Sharknado series has jumped the shark

Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. (1966)

Daleks' Invasion 2150 A.D. (1966) poster
Rating:
Doctor Who Film

The second of the theatrically released Doctor Who films intended to highlight the popularity of The Daleks, this is an improvement in that it dispenses with the first film’s buffoonish comedy elements

Dr Who and the Daleks (1965)

Dr Who and the Daleks (1965) poster
Rating:
Doctor Who Film

This was the first of two Doctor Who movies produced during the height of Dalekmania during the 1960s. Alas a comedy element in the form of the asinine buffoonery of Roy Castle is allowed to dominate and kills the show off

Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 (1994)

Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 (1994) poster
Rating:
Time Travellers from a Future Where Sex is Banned

Charles Band film directed by David DeCoteau, a lame softcore comedy where two guys travel back from a future where sex is outlawed and end up in a girl’s boarding school

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) poster
Rating:
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

Sequel to the Mortal Kombat film. While the first film was fun, here anything resembling plot has been stripped away to concentrate on fight scenes such that the film blurs into a single shapeless action sequence

Terminator Genisys (2015)

Terminator Genisys (2015) poster
Rating:
Time-Travelling Killer Androids

A hodgepodge of competing elements – an aging Arnold Schwarzenegger, a soft reboot, alternate timelines, reintroduction of the familiar, twists to the familiar – that make no sense on a narrative level, least of all come anywhere near what James Cameron delivered back in the first two films

Defcon 2012 (2010)

Defcon 2012 (2010) poster
Rating:
After an Alien Invasion/Mayan End of the World

Amateur low-budget production about mysterious happenings in the aftermath of an alien invasion. This has many ideas but none of them much coalesce into a plot

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Ghost in the Shell (2017) poster
Rating:
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Cyberpunk Future

This US-made live-action adaptation of the cult anime is a disaster on every level. The original’s haunting meditation on the dividing line between machine and human is diluted to being no more than a Cyberpunk action film

Future-Kill (1984)

Future-Kill (1984) poster
Rating:
Killer Cyborg

Low-budget attempt to make a Cyberpunk film. Essentially The Warriors with New Wave fashions as a group of frat boys are pursued by a relentless, psychopathic cyborg

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983) poster 2
Rating:
Planetary Adventure

Early Charles Band film made in the mid-80s 3D revival fad. A cheap planetary adventure that feels like a collage of other SF films around at the time, most notably Star Wars and Mad Max 2

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) poster
Rating:
Cyborg Cop/Cartoon in Live-Action

A video-released sequel to the live-action Matthew Broderick film starring French Stewart. This is played as much more of a cartoon and amped to a maximum level of slapstick inanity

Frankenpimp (2009)

Frankenpimp (2009) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Possibly THE worst film ever made. Tony Watt throws an mash-up of exploitation elements together in an incomprehensible plot. A film that made me want to hammer a nail through my eyeball rather than keep watching