Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Moonbase/Alien Lizard People from the Centre of the Earth

Timo Vuorensola’s follow-up to Iron Sky. It is hard to believe that a film with a premise that combines Nazis on the Moon with alien lizard people from the hollow core of the Earth could go wrong

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) poster
Rating:
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

I hate the Ice Age films and their tediously extruded adventures. The opening sequence here and its ignorance of even basic science is the most inane thing in the entire series

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

Another of Blue Sky Studios’ interminable animated sequels to its likeable original about prehistoric talking animals. This has little substance beyond a kinetic rush from one gag to the next

House II: The Second Story (1987)

House II: The Second Story (1987) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted House/Horror Comedy

The first sequel to House, this is largely unrelated to its predecessor and plays itself with a sense of humour to emerge as the superior film. Now a skull opens doorways in the house into different eras

Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970)

Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970) poster
Rating: ½
Space Expedition to a Prehistoric Planet

Film from Z-budget filmmaker Al Adamson. Most of this is reissued from a Filipino caveman film, along with a handful of filler scenes slung together from odds of Adamson’s other half-finished films

Here (2024)

Here (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
One Room Across Multiple Eras of Time

A unique experimental film from Robert Zemeckis where the camera sits in a single spot in a room and tells is story, covers across history from the dinosaurs to the present day. Based on an acclaimed graphic novel

Halo Legends (2010)

Halo Legends (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Compilation of Anime Shorts/Videogame Adaptation/Space War

A compilation of shorts from anime directors set in the Halo videogame universe. The first two episodes have a breathtaking scale but the others are bitsy stories but nothing standout

The Good Dinosaur (2015)

The Good Dinosaur (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Dinosaur Befriends Caveboy

Pixar have never been the same since they slipped into the easy familiarity of sequelitis. This is essentially a boy and his dog story but played out with a dinosaur and a caveboy, but also an alternate history tale

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) poster
Rating:
Giant Monster Bash

A follow-up to Godzilla vs Kong, this tries to offer more of the same but suffers another ridiculous script. This ended up being overshadowed by the acclaim that the Japanese-made Godzilla: Minus One received

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Godzilla vs Kong (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Monster Bash

One of fantastic cinema’s great titles bouts is a spectacular effects show. At the same time, it also has one of the single most ridiculous script I have ever come across in the entire time I have been running this site

Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Monster Bash

The eighteenth Godzilla film and one of the best of the modern era. This has the most conceptually audacious plot of any Godzilla film and overflows with wild ideas involving time travel and changing the timeline

The Ghost of Slumber Mountain (1918)

The Ghost of Slumber Mountain (1918) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vision of Prehistory

An early film from Willis O’Brien, the creator of King Kong, where a man finds a telescope that offers a view of the prehistoric past

Gappa the Triphibian Monster (1967)

Gappa the Triphibian Monster (1967) poster
Rating:
Japanese Monster Movie

This was a fairly crappy and terrible Japanese monster movie from a rival company seeking to copy the success of Toho’s Godzilla films

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) poster
Rating:
Prehistoric Comedy/Cartoon in Live-Action

Sequel to the live-action The Flintstones film. Whether we asked for it or not, this offers up a Flintstones origin story where we see familiar elements of the series fall into place

The Flintstones (1994)

The Flintstones (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Prehistoric Comedy/Cartoon in Live-Action

The first in what later became a fad for replicating cartoon tv series as big-budget live-action films, this does an exacting live-action version of the Hanna-Barbera series

Five Children and It (2004)

Five Children and It (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Children's Film/Sand Fairy Grants Wishes

Adaptation of a classic British children’s book made by Jim Henson Productions where children discover a sand fairy that grants wishes. The film is largely centered around creating slapstick chaos

Fantasia (1940)

Fantasia (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

The best animated film Disney ever made, created as a work of art with animation set to classical music. The segments vary between abstraction, comic eccentricity and evocations of nightmare. The results are magical.

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Writer's Fantastical Adventures

Luc Besson adapts a French comic-book – sort of a female version of Tintin – with uneven but generally amiable regard. The result is somewhere between an Indiana Jones adventure and the quirkness of an Amelie

Dinosaur Island (1994)

Dinosaur Island (1994) poster
Rating:
Prehistoric Lost Island/Softcore Comedy

A collaboration between B-budget hacks Fred Olen Ray and Jim Wynorski. Made not long after Jurassic Park, the two have simply made one of their usual softcore T&A films and slapped the word dinosaur on it

Dinosaur Hotel (2021)

Dinosaur Hotel (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Deathsport Where Dinosaurs Hunt People

A head-scratching oddity from the people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey with people enter in a reality tv show where they are hunted by dinosaurs within the confines of a hotel

The Dinosaur and the Missing Link: A Prehistoric Tragedy (1915)

The Dinosaur and the Missing Link: A Prehistoric Tragedy (1915) poster
Rating: ★★
Cavemen and Dinosaurs

The very first film from stop-motion animator Willis O’Brien, the creator of King Kong. A rather slight piece about the comic shenanigans among a group of cave people but it was the first film to ever depict a dinosaur on screen.

The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

The Crater Lake Monster (1977) poster
Rating:
Monster in the Lake

An attempt to make an American equivalent of a Loch Ness Monster film. This drowns amid a dreary cheapness. The passable stop-motion animation effects have been a frequent source of ridicule

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Dinosaurs Revived in the Present Day

Despite the disappointment that it is not a Western but set modern-day. This enlivens a formula plot quite well and provides dinosaur effects that range between the surprisingly good and the occasionally ropy

Carnosaur (1993)

Carnosaur (1993) poster
Rating:
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

A Roger Corman produced cheapie about genetically engineered dinosaurs that was quickly rushed out to exploit the success of Jurassic Park. Corman went on to make two sequels

The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)

The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953) poster
Rating: ★★½
Atomically-Revived Dinosaur

A classic of the genre for a number of reason – it was the film that kicked off the 1950s fad for atomic monsters, featuring an archetypal story about a dinosaur brought back to life by atomic tests. It also featured among the very first screen credits for both Ray Bradbury and stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen

Baby – Secret of the Lost Legend (1985)

Baby - The Secret of the Lost Legend (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dinosaur Discovered

Disney family film about an expedition to Africa to find a dinosaur. This was made before Jurassic Park and so the effects are physical and variable but the film has an undeniable tenderness

At the Earth’s Core (1976)

At the Earth's Core (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost World at the Centre of the Earth/Edgar Rice Burroughs Adaptation

Second in the trilogy of Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations starring Doug McClure. This opens with the fabulous invention of the drilling mole but the arrival at the earth’s core look cheap and tatty

Area 407 (2012)

Area 407 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Plane Crash Survivors Hunted by Mysterious Creatures

Found Footage film as survivors from a commercial airliner that has crashed on a top secret government test site find themselves hunted by mysterious creatures

Along With the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018)

Along with the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
The Trials of the Afterlife

Sequel to the hit Korean film Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds about a journey of redemption through the afterlife. This is a much better polished effort than its predecessor

Adventures in Dinosaur City (1991)

Adventures in Dinosaur City (1991) poster
Rating:
Kids Trapped Inside a Dinosaur TV Show

Feeble and shabbily made kid’s film in which children are transported inside the world of their favourite dinosaur tv show. Featuring some terrible dinosaur effects

Adam and Eve vs the Cannibals (1983)

Adam and Eve vs the Cannibals (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Adam and Eve in the Prehistoric Wildness

A bizarre Italian film that recounts the Biblical story of Adam and Eve and then follows on from their banishment from Eden and into the wilderness where they encounter dinosaurs, cavemen and wild beasts