The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) poster
Rating:
Adventures in a Fantasy Land

Sequel to The Neverending Story made with a better budget. This delivers some amazing sets and creature designs but is killed with a script that discards the metaphors and complex level of meta-fiction of the original

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011)

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011) poster
Rating:
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Uwe Boll strikes again! Sequel to his passable earlier epic fantasy, which is dragged down by a lack of action and the need to provide star Dolph Lundgren with a series of excrutiating witticims

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer (2010)

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer (2010) poster
Rating: ½
Children's Fantasy Adventure

A children’s fantasy adventure that never strays beyond the environs of an American high school and comes with the lowbrow slapstick, excruciating comic caricatures and incredibly bad effects

In the Name of the King 3 (2014)

In the Name of the King 3 (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A Uwe Boll film that feels as though he didn’t cared about what he was making. You’d have to go back to the Italian sword-and-sorcery films of the 1980s to find a more shoddy work of epic fantasy

The Throbbit (2015)

The Throbbit (2015) poster
Rating:
The Hobbit Parody

An excruciating fan-made parody of The Hobbit films filled with amateur actors delivering performances in ridiculous falsettos. What makes this mind-boggling is its realisation it can’t compete with Peter Jackson on effects, resulting in things like Smaug played by a drag queen

Descendants 2 (2017)

Descendants 2 (2017) poster
Rating:
The Children of Disney Villains

Sequel to the painfully bad Disney Channel film that copied the success of High School Musical and featured the teenage children of classic Disney animated villains. This is just as empty-headed and unwatchable

Descendants (2015)

Descendants (2015) poster
Rating:
The Children of Disney Villains

This has an appealing premise – the children of all the Disney villains have grown up and go to school together. This is promptly killed by the awfulness of the film itself, which is essentially High School Musical set in the Disney universe