Phantasm II (1988)

Phantasm II (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

The first and best of Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm sequels, one that creates an eerie twilight zone ambience that sits between dream and reality

Phantasm (1979)

Phantasm (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

Cult film from Don Coscarelli that takes place in a funereal twilight world and is filled with images of wild surrealism. Not a lot makes sense but the film is meant to operate on the logic of a dream. Several sequels followed.

Peter Rabbit (2018)

Rating:
Talking Animals

Beatrix Potter wrote genteel stories of talking animals in the English countryside. This is a film so astonishingly awful in its treatment of the source material – it feels like someone drunkenly urinating on Beatrix Potter’s gravestone for lulz. The No 1 contender for Worst Film of 2018

Peter Pan (1953)

Peter Pan (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Children's Adventures in a Magic Land

One of the animated Disney classics, if probably an overrated film. It throws slapstick and derring-do together in a likeable package

Petals on the Wind (2014)

Petals on the Wind (2014) poster
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Flowers in the Attic Sequel

Sequel to the Lifetime channel adaptation of Virginia C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Attic. Andrews’ prolific output of Gothic melodramas are really the horror equivalent of daytime soap operas. Though marginally better, this drowns in the same stultifying blandness as its predecessor

Pet Sematary (1989)

Pet Semetary (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Resurrection of the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation

An okay Stephen King adaptation that does nothing particularly wrong but lacks the impact that has caused people to regard the novel as one of the best of King’s works

Pet Sematary (2019)

Pet Sematary (2019) poster
Rating:
Resurrection of the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation

Remake of the Stephen King novel that opened to very divided reaction. The surprise about the film is bar one central aspect it is surprisingly faithful to the book. On the other hand, the changes make the crucial difference

Perfect Prey (1998)

Perfect Prey (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer Thriller

When the Bough Breaks was one of the better 1990s serial killer thrillers; though it didn’t need it, this is a sequel, albeit with a completely different cast. While the original was clever, this falls into drawing too much from The Silence of the Lambs, the inspiration behind both films

Perdita Durango (1997)

Perdita Durango (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Outlaw Lovers/Santeria Sorceror

Spinoff of characters featured in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart and a greatly underrated film for Alex de la Iglesia. this pushes into even darker and more anarchic places than Lynch did, featuring outlaw lovers who are black sorcerers on a trail of murder and kidmap

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

Chris Columbus seeks to emulate the success of the Harry Potter films with this adaptation of a Young Adult series about the children of Greek gods. The film falls apart due to Columbus’s typical banal cues and effects overkill

Percy (1971)

Percy (1971) poster
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Penis Transplant Comedy

Popular entry among the early 1970s spate of British sex comedies featuring Hywell Bennett as the recipient of the world’s first penis transplant. Mostly this serves as an excuse to string a series of sexual encounters together.

Peninsula (2020)

Peninsula (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Train to Busan Sequel/Zombie Film

Yeon Sang-ho makes a sequel to his international breakout zombie film hit of Train to Busan, appropriating the basics of Escape to New York to good ends

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Spy Capers

This spinoff from the Madagascar films is a lot more fun that I was anticipating – how could you dislike a film with John Malkovich as an octopus super-villain? Essentially cast as a spy parody, the film has a gonzo insanity that hits in with a manic delirium

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Overgrown Adolescent's Nonsense Adventures

Pee-Wee Herman is someone who polarises crowds to love or extreme hate. The was the first film from Tim Burton who seems charmingly attuned to the kitsch banality of Pee-Wee’s universe

Passionate Revenge (1996)

Passionate Revenge/Friedn of the Family II (1996)
Rating: ★½
Female Stalker/Erotica

Low-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a softcore variation on Fatal Attraction with a vengeful Shauna O’Brien obtaining a job as the babysitter with the married man who jilted her

Parasyte Part 2 (2015)

Parasyte Part 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Parasyte Part 1 was a manga adaptation filled with wild effects sequences. This sequel is an even better film that expands the characters and ideas in quite fascinating directions

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

Paranormal Entity (2009)

Paranormal Entity (2009) poster
Rating: ½
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Asylum’s answer to Paranormal Activity Oren Peli made his film for $15,000, which is about as cheap as it is possible to make a film; this manages to look even cheaper – simply someone wandering around with a camcorder that is at best aimed in the general direction of things happening

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Film/Possession

Less another sequel than a spinoff of the Paranormal Activity series, this takes place with Latino characters and in a whole different culture and socio-economic strata. While this gives the series a face change, everything else it feels like the shuffling of a well-worn deck of plot cards

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

For supposedly the Paranormal Activity series final entry, this offer the novelty of the first Found Footage film in 3D – a gimmick that signals the series is out of fresh ideas. Moreover, the series’ look via watching security cameras has been de-emphasised in favour of another CGI driven ghost story

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Paranormal Activity series has had a better run than most horror franchises up until now but the cracks are starting to show through here. This feels like it is straining to find some new way to do the familiar moves but fails to provide anything unexpected or original

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Paranormal Activity series still manages to produce a reasonable amount of eerie scares and jumps a third time around, although by now the claim to still being found footage is starting to strain credulity

Paranormal Activity (2007)

Paranormal Activity (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

No-budget film that became a word of mouth hit, spawned a series of sequels and sparked off the Found Footage fascination that took over the 2010s. Unlike most of the films that followed, Oren Peli creates a creepingly chill atmosphere and some undeniable jumps

Paddington 2 (2017)

Rating: ★★★
Talking Bear

Sequel to the 2014 film based on the much loved children’s books … This comes with exactly the same mix of silliness, overblown slapstick and sweetness that made the first film work – albeit on a more elaborate budget – and succeeds with the same winning charms

Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Talking Bear

From the awful slapstick-heavy trailer, the prospects for this seem dismal – less Paddington Bear than a reprise of the live-action Yogi Bear. The finished result confounds expectation and the story of a small unassuming bear at large in the world comes full of considerable charm

The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
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Haunting and Serial Killer

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?

The Pact (2012)

The Pact (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunting and Serial Killer

Modestly effective film about a haunted suburban house. Debuting director Nicholas McCarthy produces a number of accomplished and eerie scares that stand him as a promising new name. The film weakens in the last act when trying to tie everything together with an improbable rationale

Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

Rating: ★★
Giant Mecha Robots

Pacific Rim wasn’t Guillermo Del Toro’s best film but it was a fun attempt to imagine giant Japanese mecha robots battling giant monsters. This is a sequel but without Del Toro it is reduced to no more than one of Michael Bay’s Transformers films

Pacific Rim (2013)

Pacific Rim (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Mecha Robots vs Giant Monsters

Giant mecha robots beating the crap out of giant monsters – what’s not to like? In comparison to the Transformers films, Guillermo Del Toro looks to find the soul of the robot jock – in essence, Transformers for grown-ups

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013)

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Wizard of Oz Prequel

Sam Raimi’s prequel to The Wizard of Oz is now; the story of how a conman fools an entire land rather than of an innocent girl just trying to find her way home. The reconceptualisation of Oz comes with a colourful sweep

Outpost: Black Sun (2012)

Outpost: Black Sun (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

Outpost was a solid and reasonably effective rehashing of the Nazi zombie theme; this was the first of two sequels. The first had a formula that seems difficult to mess up but this does – it’s over half the film before we get zombies after which we get Just the Same As Before and little more

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

Ouija Origin of Evil (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Ouija Board Unleashes Malevolent Spirits

Blumhouse’s Ouija didn’t get many good reviews but they proceeded with a prequel here. This is automatically the better film from the outset by employing Mike Flanagan, behind amazing works like Absentia, Hush and The Haunting of Hill House, as director, even if it comes out as one of Flanagan’s lesser works

Ouija (2014)

Ouija (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Ouija Board Unleashes a Malevolent Spirit

Blumhouse horror film based around the Parker Brothers boardgame. Modern multiplex horror films don’t come more generic than this. On the other hand, you cannot deny that debuting director Stiles White creates some occasionally quite spooky moments, it’s just that the rest of the show comes entirely by the numbers

Open Water (2003)

Open Water (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stranded in a Sea of Sharks/True Story

A true story about a couple on a diving expedition who are accidentally stranded in a sea of sharks. A minimalist film, shot almost completely at sea, that works up incredibly raw tension

One Missed Call 2 (2005)

One Missed Call 2 (2005) poster
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Haunted Cellphone Calls

Sequel to the Japanese original, not the English-language remake. This quickly forgets about haunted phonecalls and becomes even more of a copy of Ring, the inspiration of the original, and fails at generating spooky atmosphere

One Missed Call (2003)

One Missed Call (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Cult director Takashi Miike jumps aboard the J-horror fad of the 2000s and makes a Ringu copy that substitutes haunted videos for haunted cellphone calls. Two sequels and an English-language remake followed

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Dognapping Villainness

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

The last really good animated film made during Walt Disney’s lifetime and for the next couple of decades. Filled with cuddly anthropomorphism and charmed delights

The Omen (1976)

The Omen (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Biblical End of the World/The Anti-Christ

This is where all the cliches of Devil Children began. A big hit among the 1970s occult boom, this is essentially Sunday tabloid Christianity – a lurid, doom-filled take on Book of Revelation End Times prophecies that moves with a slick polish and a series of schlocky deaths every few minutes

The Omega Code (1999)

The Omega Code (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The Omen and imitators had been exploiting Biblical End Times prophecies for years but this is one that approaches it from a Christian perspective. The film also started a wave of serious faith-based films that employed name actors in order to carry them to crossover audiences

Oh, God! (1977)

Oh, God! (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
The Almighty Appears Comedy

Amiable and quite likeable light fantasy in which supermarket manager John Denver receives a visit from God in the person of George Burns. This throws barbs in the direction of organised religion but in a way intended not to offend anybody

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Rejuvenation Formula Comedy

Sequel to the Eddie Murphy remake of The Nutty Professor. That film’s tour-de-force was a scene with Murphy playing all the members of his family. Here the family have been brought to the fore. Murphy’s performance and the effects are expectedly great but the plot is all over the place

The Nutty Professor (1996)

The Nutty Professor (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Personality Transformation Formula Comedy

Remake of the Jerry Lewis film is a comedic tour-de-force for Eddie Murphy as he swings between a shy 400 lb professor and a manic, testostoronally charged health junkie

The Nun (2018)

The Nun (2018) poster
Rating:
Possessed Nun

Another spinoff from The Conjuring films. James Wan is one of the finest horror directors of the 2010s but has had difficulty imparting his skills to the directors of the films he has produced. This feels like a fairground haunted house show of tedious and repetitive pop-up shocks that runs free of any connection to a plot

No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) poster
Rating: ½
Martial Arts/Ghost of Bruce Lee

Martial arts film about a bullied teenager who gets aid from the ghost of Bruce Lee. A shabby effort lifted by the dynamic presence of a then unknown Jean-Claude Van Damme

1920 London (2016)

1920 London (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Bollywood Possession Film

The Bollywood horror film is a rare and strange beast – what other horror film would you see that comes with song and dance numbers? This is a Bollywood possession film where, despite the use of local colour and custom, it is surprisingly still drawn from the cliches created by The Exorcist

Nightwatch (1994)

Nightwatch (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Morgue Attendant's Paranoia/Serial Killer

Gripping Danish thriller in which morgue attendant Nicholaj Coster Waldau finds a serial killer is playing games with him. Filled with paranoia, sharp twists and lashings of black humour

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989)

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Dream-Invading Boogey Man

The fifth of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films offers up the same old thing but director Stephen Hopkins enters at an inspired level that transforms the set-pieces with a genuine weirdness

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part II: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part II :Freddy's Revenge (1985) poster
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Dream-Invading Boogey Man

The first and worst of the A Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. The dream logic becomes incoherent, while the film is twisted out of shape to become a bizarre gay Coming Out parable

A Nightmare on Elm Street IV: The Dream Master (1988)

A Nightmare on Elm Street IV: The Dream Master (1988) poster
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Dream-Invading Boogey Man

Fourth of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films. Under Renny Harlin’s hand, the unworldly atmosphere of Wes Craven’s original is replaced by moments of incredible silliness

A Nightmare on Elm Street III: The Dream Warriors (1987)

A Nightmare on Elm Street III The Dream Warriors (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Dream-Invading Boogey Man

The point where Robert Englund’s Freddy went from a boogeyman into the equivalent of Wile E. Coyote, popping up like a malevolent jack-in-a-box to quip a one-liner and dispatch victims

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dream-Invading Boogey Man

One of the most influential horror films of the 1980s, creating a series of dream horror copycats. Before the campy, makeup effects driven sequels kicked in, Wes Craven’s original creates a genuinely unearthly series of nightmare jumps

The Night Strangler (1973)

The Night Strangler (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Journalist Tracks an Immortal Killer

Less famous sequel to the cult tv movie The Night Stalker but a far superior work. This repeats much of the first film but with Darren McGavin’s Kolchak hunting an immortal killer. Much better script and featuring a superbly eerie climactic venture down into the Seattle Underground

The Night Stalker (1972)

The Night Stalker (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Journalist Tracks a Vampire

Witty and funny attempt to update the vampire to the present day being hunted by a reporter. Darren McGavin gives an enormously entertaining performance. A hit tv movie that was spun out into a series.