The Countess (2009)

The Countess (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Countess Bathory Story

Actress Julie Delpy directs/stars in an adaptation of the Countess Bathory story. In trying to pitch itself as a work of historical feminism and having sympathy for Bathory, this downplays the considerable horror element of the story

Don’t Look Back (2009)

Don't Look Back (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Identity Exchange

French actress-director Marina de Van makes a film about a woman who finds her identity being occluded by someone else’s life. de Van creates a superbly paranoid sense of dis-ease that compares favourably to Polanski’s The Tenant

Enter the Void (2009)

Enter the Void (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Soul's Journey Into the Afterlife

Gaspar Noe’s hallucinatory Day-Glo vision of a soul’s departure into the afterlife all shot in first-person perspective. This could be a 2001: A Space Odyssey for the trance culture generation

Dante 01 (2008)

Dante 01 (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Insane Asylum on a Space Station

Finally, the answer to what happened to Marc Caro after parting ways with Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Caro directs what would appear to be a darkly lit and confusing variation on The Green Mile set on a space station

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The third of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This faithfully replicates the look and visuals of the original comic-books as the two head off to the Olympics

Have Mercy On Us All (2007)

Have Mercy On Us All (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Day Bubonic Plague Killer

French thriller about police investigating a killer who is infecting victims with the bubonic plague and leaving Mediaeval clues, all part of an elaborate revenge scheme

Eden Log (2007)

Eden Log (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Lab Complex/Cryptic Happenings

Cryptic and baffling French art science-fiction film involving strange happenings at a laboratory where we never get any explanations about what is going on

Princess of the Sun (2007)

Princess of the Sun (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Ancient Egypt Adventure/Animation

Very nicely made French animated film based around the daughter of the pharaoh Akhenaton

1, 2, 3, Whiteout: The End of the Light Age (2007)

1, 2, 3, Whiteout End of the Light Age (2007) poster
Rating:
Experimental Film/Future Thought Experiments

Baffling SF film that lacks anything resembling a plot and seems mostly an experimental film about showing pretty light patterns

Fear(s) of the Dark (2007)

Fear(s) in the Dark (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Horror Animation

A visually striking compilation of five animated French horror tales. Each varies widely in style but the result is far more extraordinary than many live-action counterparts

Azur and Asmar (2006)

Azur and Asmar (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Arabian Fairytale

Next to Hayao Miyazaki, Michel Ocelot is the greatest animators of all time but one of the least widely recognised. Here he conducts a beautifully made Arabian fairytale

Electroma (2006)

Electroma (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Daft Punk Film/Two Robots on a Quest

Full-length film made by the French electronic music duo Daft Punk based around the robot guises the band adopts. Resembles an extended student film and feels exactly like an SF version of The Brown Bunny

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Miniature Magical World

Lightweight Luc Besson directed children’s fantasy with a young boy shrunken down to miniature size to engage in a series of CGI animated adventures among a race of fairy-like people. Several sequels followed

Them (2006)

Them (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Home Assault

French horror film that generates a reasonable level of tension as a couple are attacked in their home by mysterious strangers

U (2006)

U (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Frolics

A likeable and colourful French animated film

The Ax (2005)

The Ax (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Unemployed Man Eliminates Rival Job Applicants

Costa-Gavras, a director known for highly political films, makes a dark comedy about an unemployed man who sets out to eliminate his rival job applicants

Kirikou and the Wild Beasts (2005)

Kirikou and the Wild Beasts (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/African Folk Tales

Michel Ocelot returns to make a sequel to Kirikou and the Sorceress. This expands the quality of animation and is slightly the lesser than its predecessor but not without its charms

They Came Back (2004)

They Came Back (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
The Dead Return to Life

A French zombie film that is about as far removed from a zombie film as it possible to get – the dead inexplicably return to life not to eat the flesh of the living but calm and detached where society’s problem is how to let them return to their previous lives

Saint Ange (2004)

Saint Ange (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
French Ghost Story

The first film from Pascal Laugier who has emerged as a leading French horror director since, a ghost story set at a girl’s boarding school, Laugier does produce some eerie jumps but the script is a frustrating tangle of narrative loose ends

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

The Triplets of Belleville (2003)

The Triplets of Belleville (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Animation

Splendidly original and completely off the wall work of stylised animation from Sylvain Chomet

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003)

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times Serial Killer Thriller

Luc Besson scripted sequel to the serial killer thriller The Crimson Rivers. However, in director Olivier Dahan’s hands, this emerges as a empty-headed series of shock images and random action scenes

Time of the Wolf (2003)

Time of the Wolf (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Social Collapse

Michael Haneke has risen to great acclaim in recent years; this is one of his earlier works – a slow Tarkovsky-esque work that seems set in a future that is collapsing at the edges. Haneke is a fascinating talent but this is a bit too vague and well free of anything actually happening for me

In My Skin (2002)

In My Skin (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Self-Mutilation Obsession

Fascinatingly perverse film directed and written by its star French actress Marina de Van who plays a woman who becomes obsessed with mutilating her own skin

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly

Demonlover (2002)

Demonlover (2002) poster
Rating: ★★½
Snuff Internet Site/Corporate Espionage Thriller

Corporate thriller in which Connie Nielsen discovers an underground of snuff S&M. This develops a compulsive hold but its pullback to kneejerk moralism is dissatisfying

Vidocq (2001)

Vidocq (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Historical Fantasy

A film based on the real-life figure of Francois Vidocq, who became the world’s first detective, which the film uses as the stepping off point to create an exquisite dark fantasy

The Crimson Rivers (2000)

The Crimson Rivers (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Thriller/Secret Eugenics Program

A strong well-made French thriller that comes with the influence of Se7en involving murders on a mountainside glacier and a secretive boarding school with ties back to the Nazi era

Baise-Moi (2000)

Baise-Moi (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Two Girls on a Killing Spree

Splendidly nasty French film that feels like Thelma and Louise by way of Natural Born Killers where two women pick up guns and go on a shooting spree against men who are abusive jerks. Directed by two women and cast with porn actresses, this holds little back

The Dancer (2000)

The Dancer (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Experimental Dance Technology

Luc Besson produced film set among drum and bass dance culture in New York that follows an aspiring mute dancer (Mia Frye) who is asked to test a new technology that translates dance to music

With a Friend Like Harry (2000)

With a Friend Like Harry (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sinister Houseguest

French psycho-thriller where Sergi Lopez gives an unnervingly charming performance as a psychopathic schoolfriend who inserts himself into Laurent Lucas’s life

The Ninth Gate (1999)

The Ninth Gate (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
Quest for Occult Tome

Roman Polanski makes a return to Rosemary’s Baby territory in this work with Johnny Depp as a rare book collector on the trail of an occult tome. Polanski great a great sense of sinister forces surrounding Depp but the film reaches an unsatisfying ending

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999)

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Historical Epic

Luc Besson takes on the Joan of Arc story with then wife Milla Jovovich in the title role but in Besson’s hands it becomes a crazed historical action film that unquestioningly accepts Joan’s visions as real

Princes and Princesses (1999)

Princes and Princesses (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animated Fairytale Anthology

From Kirikou director Michel Ocelot, an anthology of animated fairytales that prove quite delightful

Kirikou and the Sorceress (1998)

Kirikou and the Sorceress (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/African Folk Tales

The debut film from French animator Michel Ocelot, a beautifully simple series of African folk tales about a young boy whose plain-speaking truths outwit a witch

The Fifth Element (1997)

The Fifth Element (1997) poster
Rating:
Space Opera/Showdown Against Ultimate Evil

A big-budget space opera from Luc Besson. This offers a dazzlingly designed future but the plot is an inane hodgepodge of bad SF elements with a tone that flails between action and camp

Level Five (1996)

Level Five (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Virtual Reality Game/World War II Documentary

Chris Marker, the director of La Jetee, returns to SF. Though this is set around a Virtual Reality game, it is in fact a documentary essay about the Battle of Okinawa

The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost Children (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist/Clones/Gonzo Comedy

The almost indescribable second film from Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Delicatessen fame, a Dicekensian street urchin fantasy that takes place in a stunningly designed almost-familiar world filled with eccentric characters

A Pure Formality (1994)

A Pure Formality (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Police Interrogation/Deathdream

Gerard Depardieu is being interrogated by police inspector Roman Polanski over a murder he cannot remember. Solid, well constructed drama that is turned on its head with a surprise ending

La Machine (1994)

La Machine (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psychiatrist Swaps Bodies with a Serial Killer

French thriller where psychiatrist Gerard Depardieu tests a device that allows him to swap bodies with a serial killer – only for the killer to get free and steal his life

Arizona Dream (1993)

Arizona Dream (1993) poster
Rating: ★★½
Occasionally Surreal Desert Happenings

This English-language debut from Emir Kusturica should have been a hit going by its cast that includes a young Johnny Depp romancing a 50+ Faye Dunaway, but is a plotless piece of improv of occasional surreal interludes

The Plague (1992)

The Plague (1992) poster
Rating:
Plague Outbreak/Albert Camus Adaptation

An incredibly dull version of Albert Camus’s novel about a city infected by plague. Camus wrote the original as an allegory for the Nazi occupation of France but this talks itself to death

Delicatessen (1991)

Delicatessen (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Strange Apartment Building/Gonzo Comedy

In their debut, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro make an hilariously eccentric and unclassifiable film about the inhabitants of a strange apartment building

Baby Blood (1990)

Baby Blood (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman Impregnated by a Blood-Drinking Parasite

A wildly deranged and gore-drenched ride. Imagine Rosemary’s Baby with an Alien chesburster where a woman is impregnated by a parasite that maintains a monologue as it urges her to kill and drink blood to feed it.

Dr Petiot (1990)

Dr Petiot (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
True Life French Serial Killer

French film about true-life serial killer Marcel Petiot, a respectable doctor who operated a lifeline for Jewish refugees during WWII only to kill them

If the Shoe Fits (1990)

If the Shoe Fits (1990) poster
Rating:
Modernised Cinderella

A modernised retelling of the Cinderella story that is set in the Paris fashion world starring with Jennifer Grey as a lowly seamstress falling for self-important fashion designer Rob Lowe

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989)

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Civil War

The first film from Enki Bilal set in a decaying luxury bunker where the elite of the future take shelter from a civil war. A film that creates a fascinating world – in which nothing interesting ends up happening

Gandahar (1988)

Gandahar (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Planetary Adventure

The final film of French animator Rene Laloux, a planetary adventure set on a world where Laloux delights in creating exotically trippy aliens and landscapes. Released in English as Light Years with an Isaac Asimov script

Hail Mary (1984)

Hail Mary (1984) poster
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Modern Day Immaculate Conception

A controversy-laden Jean-Luc Godard film that offers an irreverent modern-day retelling of the Immaculate Conception. An amusing idea that vanishes under Godard’s pretensions

Dream One (1984)

Dream One (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Adventures in Dreamland/Characters from Fiction

Head-scratchingly odd fantasy film produced by John Boorman and family where a young boy is transported to a world where he mingles with characters from fiction

Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost City Quest/Softcore Fetishism/Comic Strip Adaptation

From the director of Emmanuelle, this is an adaptation of an adult comic-book that replays the lost city adventure with the addition of a mind-boggling softcore fetishism

Le Dernier Combat (1983)

Le Dernier Combat (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mute Post-Holocaust

Luc Besson made his directorial debut with this remarkable film. At a time when everybody was making copies of Mad Max 2, Besson demonstrates a poetry in depicting a post-apocalyptic world where people have lost the ability to speak

The Prize of Peril (1983)

The Prize of Peril (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Human Hunting TV Gameshow

French film about a tv gameshow where contestants are pursued by armed hunters. Much of this was copied by the subsequent The Running Man but this conducted the idea first and better