Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012) poster
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Secret History

Seth Grahame-Smith’s original book was a witty historical joke that retold the events of Lincoln’s life as a secret history involving vampires. The film somehow misses the joke and turns everything into a ridiculously over-the-top action film

Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)

Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Secret History/The Asylum Mockbuster

A halfway decent Asylum film that emerges better than the film it is ripping off, the overblown Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The film does the historical crossover aspect with some ingenuity

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension (1984)

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Funky Inventor Hero vs Alien Invaders

An object lesson in how to create an instant cult film – exceedingly eccentric, a commercial failure at the box-office, it instantly receiving a fan clique – all without it ever being a particularly great film

Anastasia (1997)

Anastasia (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Amnesiac Russian Royal

Considerable return to form for animator Don Bluth even if the story of the Russian Royals he is telling is based on a hoax and manages to entirely excise any mention of the Communist Revolution

Army of Frankensteins (2014)

Army of Frankensteins (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Monster Time Travels Back to the Civil War

This comes with an insane mash-ups of ideas – modern day Frankenstein monster is thrown back in time to the Civil War (in a process that also creates multiple copies) and ends up fighting on the Northern side

Assassin 33 A.D. (2020)

Assassin 33 A.D. (2020) poster
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Christian Film/Time Traveller Seeks to Eliminate Jesus Christ

A faith-based film that comes with a great hook where a time-traveller seeks to go back and kill Jesus, eliminating Christianity from history

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The third of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This faithfully replicates the look and visuals of the original comic-books as the two head off to the Olympics

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Character

The best among the films made from the Asterix comics. This delivers the characters and the visual humour the way they should be, plus leaves the sly satiric wit of the originals intact with side-splitting results

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025) poster
Rating: ★★½
Aztec Version of Batman

A real oddity among the Batman animated films – one where the basics of the Batman mythos are translated into Aztec culture at the time of the arrival of the Conquistadors

Balto (1995)

Balto (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Husky Dogs

One of the better animated films produced by Amblin, this is based on the true story of a husky rescue in Alaska, albeit turned into a film where the dogs now talk

Bedlam (1946)

Bedlam (1946) poster
Rating: ★★★★
18th Century Asylum Horrors

The last of the classic Val Lewton produced horror films, a work set around the true-life 18th Century asylum lorded over by Boris Karloff where an innocent Anna Lee is committed

The Bloody Judge (1970)

The Bloody Judge (1970) poster
Rating: ★★
Historical Horror

Made not long after the success of The Witchfinder General, a film based on the notorious historical figure of Judge Jeffreys. In the hands of exploitation director Jess Franco, the historical account is sidetracked by sado-sexual scenes

The Body Snatcher (1945)

The Body Snatcher (1945) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Grave Robbers

One of the classic films of producer Val Lewton, a loose adaptation the historical story of the 19th Century body snatchers Burke and Hare. Robert Wise is on fine form as director and Boris Karloff gives one of his best performances.

The Book Thief (2013)

The Book Thief (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Growing Up in Nazi Germany/Death Personified

Narrated by Death, this story of a young girl growing up in Nazi Germany comes with the self-importance of awards consideration bait. One of the great crimes of modern history (The Holocaust) is reduced to picture postcard sentiments

Chariots of the Gods (1970)

Chariots of the Gods (1970) poster
Rating: ★★
Ancient Astronauts/Erich von Daniken Documentary

Documentary based on the book by Erich von Daniken and his much ridiculed theories that aliens visited Earth in the past and evidence of this can be found in ancient texts, inscriptions and monuments

Corridors of Blood (1958)

Corridors of Blood (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★
19th Century Medical Experiments

Early Anglo-horror film that seems to be trying to push a story about a 19th century doctor (Boris Karloff)’s discovery of anaesthetic gas out of shape and make it into a horror story.

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023)

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Fantasy

Billed as the Chinese Lord of the Rings, this is an historically-based fantasy film that tries to out-Hollywood Hollywood in terms of effects, design and costuming and looks stunningly epic in scale

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (2006)

The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) poster
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Egyptian Archaeology Adventure

TV mini-series that turns the discovery of Tutankamun’s tomb into an Indiana Jones adventure. But everything is played with a constant barrage of one-liners and action sequences so silly you can’t take any of the show seriously

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret History of Christianity/Historical Conspiracy

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s best-selling book. This is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory where Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

The Devils (1971)

The Devils (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Historical Witch Persecution

Ken Russell makes an historical work about the Catholic Church’s persecution of a supposed outbreak of possession at a convent in 17th Century France. As to be expected of Russell, this is shocking and outrageous. Oliver Reed gives one of his best performance

11.22.63 (2016)

11.22.63 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Traveller Tries to Prevent the Assassination of JFK/Stephen King Adaptation

Stephen King adapted mini-series in which James Franco finds a mysterious door that leads back to 1960 and sets out to prevent the assassination of President Kennedy

The Final Countdown (1980)

The Final Countdown (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Aircraft Carrier Time-Travels Back to Pearl Harbor

A big-budget film that has one of the great SF premises – what if a modern aircraft carrier were transported back in time to the eve of Pearl Harbor – only to end up blowing it.

Free Birds (2013)

Free Birds (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Time-Travelling Talking Turkeys

Animated film designed for the US Thanksgiving holiday. With a completely insane plot involving turkeys travelling back in time to stop turkeys being served at the first Thanksgiving

The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

The Hudsukcer Proxy (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Black Comedy/Divine Intervention

One of the Coen Brothers’ strangest films – imagine a homage to a 1940s Howard Hawks film conducted on giant oversized sets like something out of Brazil with a blacker-than-black sense of humour and angels in the mix

Hugo (2011)

Hugo (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Children's Film/Georges Melies Tribute

Martin Scorsese’s venture into making a children’s film is a beautiful production but must have been a studio nightmare – while they try to sell it as a magical fantasy film, Scorsese wants to pay tribute to silent filmmaker Georges Melies

Immoral Tales (1974)

Immoral Tales (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Erotic Anthology/Countess Bathory Story

One of the key films from cult director Walerian Borowczyk, a quartet of exquisitely photographed and art directed erotic tales, including one about Countess Bathory

The Journals of Knud Rasmussen (2006)

The Journals of Knud Rasmussen (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Inuit Culture and First Meeting with Europeans

The second film from Inuit director Zacharias Kunuk who made Atanarjuat about a Danish anthropologist charting the lives of the Inuit as they are in the process of assimilation by Westerners

La Llorona (2019)

La Llorona (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Guatemalan Ghost Story/Supernatural Retribution

At contrast to the forgettable James Wan produced version around the same time, this Guatemalan film spins the Latin America folktale as a parable about those behind historic atrocities being haunted

Labyrinth (2012)

Labyrinth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Cross-Historical Search for the Holy Grail

Christopher Smith is an underrated genre director but his first venture into tv is disappointing cross-historical quest for the Holy Grail story that reads like warmed over Da Vinci Code

Lady of Csejte (2015)

Lady of Csejte (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Countess Bathory Film

Another film about Countess Bathory, although this returns to the historical record rather than makes her as a vampire. Killed by being told through the eyes of two kids and a ridiculously tame account of Bathory’s activities

The Last Legion (2007)

The Last Legion (2007) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Adventure/Arthurian Origins

A not uninteresting historical epic from Dino de Laurentiis that merges the tale of the deposed last emperor of Rome into the beginnings of the Arthurian legends

Lunopolis (2009)

Lunopolis (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Grand Conspiracy Mashup

A Found Footage film that has fun uniting wacky conspiracy theories into a grand unified thesis. The swim of ideas is head-spinning

Men in Black 3 (2012)

Men in Black 3 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Coverup Conspiracy Agency

One hardly greets the attempt to generate another entry out of this franchise with any enthusiasm. This mostly consists of tired and familiar gags, where maybe the most generous compliment you can pay is that it is better than Men in Black II was

Midnight’s Children (2012)

Midnight's Children (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Modern History of India/Children With Superpowers

Adaptation of a Salman Rushdie novel that acts as a superhero film of sorts about a secret war between people with unique powers set against the backdrop of 20th Century Indian history

The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu (1929)

The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu (1929) poster
Rating: ★★
Super-Villain

The first film appearance of one of the great super-villains of pulp fiction. This was a silent film version with Warner Oland cast in the title role, making a rolypoly Fu Mancu in contrast to some of the other great actors in the part

Operation Avalanche (2016)

Operation Avalanche (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
The Faking of the Moon Landing/Found Footage

This takes the old conspiracy theory about the Moon Landing being faked by tv and rather hilariously is a Found Footage film being shot by two filmmakers who have been tasked with fabricating the Moon Landing

Phoenix Forgotten (2017)

Phoenix Forgotten (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
UFOs/Found Footage

Film set around the Phoenix Lights, one of the most well-documented modern UFO sightings. Despite being co-produced by Ridley Scott and receiving a theatrical release, this does not seem too different from the standard Found Footage film that novices make for about $2000

The Phoenix Incident (2015)

The Phoenix Incident (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
UFOs/Found Footage

An earlier treatment of the Phoenix Lights incidents, also a Found Footage film and with an almost identical plot to Phoenix Forgotten. The Found Footage has delved into the alien abduction theme before and this is an average treatment without any notable distinction

The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)

The Pit and the Pendulum (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation/Inquisition Horrors

Stuart Gordon’s adaptation of the Edgar Allan Poe story gets full marks for being set during the Spanish Inquisition. On the other hand, Gordon’s unserious splatter heavy approach and a campy performance from Lance Henriksen deflates the material

Pocahontas (1995)

Pocahontas (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Historical Meeting Between English & Native Americans

Disney bases an animated film on the historical character but warps the story considerably. It feels that this is a Disney animated film made more to adhere to Political Correctness than it is a good one

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998)

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Pocahontas Goes to England

One of the better among the cheap video-released sequels to their animated films Disney released during the 1990s/2000s, this actually works better than the original

Princess of the Sun (2007)

Princess of the Sun (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Ancient Egypt Adventure/Animation

Very nicely made French animated film based around the daughter of the pharaoh Akhenaton

Rasputin The Mad Monk (1966)

Rasputin the Mad Monk (1966) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Hammer Historical Horror Film

Hammer Films turn the historical story of Rasputin and his influence over the Russian throne into a horror film. Although they treat history liberally, this is a vivid film with an intense performance from Christopher Lee

Red Riding (2009)

Red Riding (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Hunt for a Serial Killer

Depending on how you saw this, this is either a UK tv mini-series or three separately released films. Taking place over a decade, the three stories have a common locale and overlapping characters in the story of the hunt for a serial killer and the battle against a corrupt police department in Yorkshire

River Queen (2005)

River Queen (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Maori Wars Historical Epic/Precognitive Dream

Vincent Ward is one of the directors who should be granted more opportunities to make films. This is his least satisfying work, a troubled behind-the-scenes epic set during New Zealand’s Maori Wars with some Magical Realist touches

Russian Ark (2002)

Russian Ark (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Walk Through Russian History/Temporal Disjunctions

Extraordinarily ambitious film all shot in a single take at the former St Petersburg Winter Palace where the camera drifts dream-like from room to room and in and out of periods of Russian history. More n illustrated art and history program than a dramatic film but beautiful to watch.

The Story of Mankind (1957)

The Story of Mankind (1957) poster
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Heavenly Tribunal Judges Human History

Laughable Irwin Allen film that conducts a tour of human history via stock footage as Vincent Price’s The Devil holds a heavenly tribunal to judge humanity for inventing the atomic bomb

Summer of Sam (1999)

Summer of Sam (1999) poster
Rating: ★★½
True Life Serial Killer/Urban Paranoia

A Spike Lee film, a fictional work set during the real-life Son of Sam killings, although Lee seems less interested in the true crime aspect than the various storylines of his characters

The 13th Warrior (1999)

The 13th Warrior (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vikings vs Neanderthals/Michael Crichton Adaptation

Michael Crichton was hot as a result of Jurassic Park. Although mostly seen as an historical spectacle, this is an adaptation of his novel that attempts to retell the legend of Beowulf with Vikings against Neanderthals

300 (2007)

300 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasticised Historical Battle/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the classic Frank Miller graphic novel about the Greek battle of Thermopylae. In replicating the look of the original’s panels, Snyder pushes what would otherwise be a standard historical film into something extraordinarily stylised and fantastic

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

300: Rise of an Empire (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Fantasticised Historical Battle

Less a 300 sequel or prequel than a parallel story, this offers much the same as before but in 3D and with naval instead of land combat. Seeing Zack Snyder’s amazing visuals repeated all over again, all the poses and hyper-masculinity now seem to bubble with an inherent risibility.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Transformer Robots

The third of Michael Bay’s Transformers films. While the human scenes opt for a ghastly miscalculated sense of humour, the effects houses are at the peak of their game, even if Bay allows them to drag the mass destruction out to a numbing excess

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976)

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

Animated film based on the popular comic-books co-directed by the comic-book’s creators René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo,. This is disappointingly weak animation that substitutes slapstick cartoon gags for the comic’s more sophisticated humour

Under the Rainbow (1981)

Under the Rainbow (1981) poster
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Comedy During the Making of The Wizard of Oz

Widely considered a bad film, this is a slapstick comedy starring Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher set around the dwarves during the making of The Wizard of Oz

The Water Diviner (2014)

The Water Diviner (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Post-World War I Drama/Magical Realism

Russell Crowe turns director and, as is the case with actors turned director, feels the need to take up an epic historical subject – the aftermath of World War I (albeit with some Magical Realist elements). Crowe wields all the epic flourish and polish, even if the film never truly moves one

Wraiths of Roanoke (2007)

Wraiths of Roanoke (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Unsolved Mystery/ Malevolent Phantoms

B-budget Syfy Channel outing that attempts to answer the true-life Unsolved Mystery of the lost colony at Roanoke. Unfortunately, the film’s answers are no more interesting than a bunch of Viking spirits, while the film generates little atmosphere or anything beyond rudimentary historical conviction

X: First Class (2011)

X: First Class (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Origin Prequel

An X-Men origin story that serves as the occasion to recast the series with younger actors. This works far better than the previous two films, integrating the characters in a strong story, although is quiet at the superheroic action

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

After the disaster of X-Men: The Last Stand, the decision was made to give a whole film over to the series’s most popular character, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, and to go with a prequel that told his origin story. Largely a film that exists as a series of superheroic action scenes