The Breakthrough (1994)

The Breakthrough (1994) poster
Rating:
Scientifically Exploring the Afterlife

A film about the scientific efforts to explore the afterlife, this suffers from too many good ideas and not enough of the effects needed to convey its journey

The Curse of the Aztec Mummy (1957)

The Curse of the Aztec Mummy (1957) poster
Rating:
Revived Aztec Mummy

The second of the Mexican-made Aztec Mummy films. The film has cheap, dreary set-ups and the running time is padded by footage from the first film. This does have the novelty of being one of the first Mexican films to feature a masked wrestler hero

Jack Be Nimble (1993)

Jack Be Nimble (1993) poster
Rating:
Psychically Linked Brother-Sister

An over-the-top New Zealand-made Gothic horror with Alexis Arquette and Sarah Smuts-Kennedy as psychically connected brother and sister who set out on a quest to find their parents, killing all in the way

The Pit & the Pendulum (2009)

The Pit & the Pendulum (2009) poster
Rating:
Hypnotism Experiments/Killings

Another of David De Coteau’s cheap homoerotic horror films. This has almost no connection to Edgar Allan Poe’s story about a man tied up beneath a descending pendulum and is instead an absurd psycho-sexual film about a series of hypnotism murders in a big mansion

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs Dracula (2004)

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmenualle vs Dracula (2004) poster
Rating:
Vampire Erotica

One of the series of softcore Emmanuelle films based on an erotic memoir, which had led to some seventy films so far. Here the originally true-life character of Emmanuelle encounters Count Dracula

Face of the Screaming Werewolf (1964)

Face of the Screaming Werewolf (1964) poster
Rating:
Werewolf/Aztec Mummy

Painfully dull film edited together from two unrelated Mexican films ending an incomprehensible plot featuring a revived Aztec Mummy and another mummy that transforms into a werewolf played by Lon Chaney Jr

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) poster
Rating:
Hypnotised Killers/Classic Bad Movie

One of the great ridiculous titles of all time. It’s a shame there’s nothing that comes anywhere near matching it in this tatty, poorly made film about a fortune teller turning men into disfigured, hypnotised slaves

Vampire Dog (2012)

Vampire Dog (2012) poster
Rating:
Children's Film/Cute Vampire Dog

This may quite possibly be the worst vampire film ever made – a children’s film about a boy and a cute vampire dog. Being a children’s film, the vampire dog is not allowed to drink blood so has to have a ravenous hunger for red jelly! The slapstick is excruciating and the film painful on every level

The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958)

Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958) Mexican poster
Rating:
Classic Bad Movie/Revived Mummy vs a Robot

A bad movie classic. As the title explains, we get a revived mummy pitted against an actor in a ridiculously clunky tin man suit. Third in the Mexican-made Aztec Mummy series, the biggest ripoff is that 3/4 of the film consist of footage recycled from the preceding films