X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

It is nice to see Bryan Singer regain his form after several years lull. The plot is nothing world-shattering but it is nice to see a character-driven X-Men, while Singer delivers the superheroics with a cheer-out loud elan that most of the sequels missed by a wide margin

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Merman Superhero

The sequel to the DCEU’s Aquaman reaches for epic effects spectacle, although the character of Aquaman undergoes a substantial shift and is now given more of a comedy playing

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The reasoning behind rebooting the Spider-Man franchise after ten years and only three films is a puzzle. That said, this offers an edgier origin story than Sam Raimi’s take and Andrew Garfield makes for a fine Spider-Man

Mutant Girls Squad (2010)

Mutant Girls Squad (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film

The gonzo Japanese splatter film is one of the insanely demented corners of genre cinema today. This is a prime example, filled with mind-bogglingly perverse anatomical rearrangements and attachments, the screen is awash with blood and everything directed with a mad cartoonish energy

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Chicken Mutations/Troma Film

Troma film that has maybe the silliest movie title ever. This sets out to be so persistently moronic and wilfully offensive that it eventually attains a delirious absurdity

X2 (2003)

X2 (2003)
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Bryan Singer’s immediate sequel to X-Men, this ups the number of new mutant characters, although only sporadically manages to kick in with the spectacular superheroic action sequences the first film had

Alligator (1980)

Alligator (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Alligator

Amid the spate of post-Jaws Animals Amok films, this, which comes armed with a John Sayles script and plays on the urban legend of baby alligators flushed into the sewers, was a rather enjoyable effort that plants tongue in cheek

Dead Space: Downfall (2008)

Dead Space: Downfall (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Videogame Adaptation/Spaceship of Mutated Dead

Animated spinoff of the videogame. Your first impression is that animation is not suited for a gore-drenched film. One’s misgivings are silenced by the wildly phantasmagoric range of creatures the film throws at you

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Maze Runner (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Adult/Maze World/Conceptual Breakthrough Story

One of the better among the current fad for Young Adult dystopian SF works post-The Hunger Games. This dispenses with dystopian Coming of Age stories and gives us a fascinating conceptual mystery even if the answers prove underwhelming

The Resurrected (1992)

The Resurrected (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Black Magician's Resurrection/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

Alien scripter Dan O’Bannon jumps aboard the 80s/early 90s fad for H.P. Lovecraft adaptations is this directorial outing that eventually develops quite reasonable effect

The Unseen (2016)

The Unseen (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Slowly Starts to Become Invisible

Modestly effective effort about a man whose body is slowly fading away and becoming invisible. A film carried by some fine effects sequences, this derives its frisson from the gradual revelation of what is happening but loses it when the mundane subplots take over in the second half

Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

One of the best of all filmed videogame adaptations. Christophe Gans creates a creepy and unworldly atmosphere, along with a series of genuinely outlandish creature effects

Together (2025)

Together (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★
Couple Physically Fuse Together

A Body Horror film that creates some undeniably ick effect where Dave Franco and Alison Brie play a couple who experience an infection that causes their bodies to start fusing into one whenever they touch

Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

Tokyo Gore Police (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Cops vs Bio-Mechanoid Mutants

One among the 00s spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. The film exists as a series of outlandishly over-the-top and absurdly entertaining splatter and bizarrely cartoonish bio-mechanoid transformation

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Justice League Crisis on Two Earths (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Second of the Bruce Timm animated films based on DC’s Justice League, this has been construed as a Mirror Universe take that pits the Justice League up against villainous versions of themselves

The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

Ultraviolet (2006)

Ultraviolet (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dystopian Future Action/Vampire Mutations

Milla Jovovich is a part of a vampire rebel underground in a dystopian future. A film filled with incredible design schemes and action scenes that are as spectacular as they are ridiculously improbable

Hulk (2003)

Hulk (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic Book Superhero/The Rampaging Monster Within

An early entry among the pre-MCU surge of Marvel Comics films in the early 2000s sees Ang Lee taking on The Incredible Hulk. Not Lee’s best film, this was slighted at the time but is worth reconsideration

Combat Shock (1986)

Combat Shock (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vietnam Veteran Snaps/Grim Social Realism

Film about a Vietnam Veteran snapping and going over the edge that gained acclaim when it came out. More a work of grim social realism than horror, it is frequently amateurish but contains an undeniably bleak charge

Casshern (2004)

Casshern (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Superhero/Anime Remade in Live-Action

Live-action film based on an anime series where the original is built out with a series of of extraordinarily gorgeous over-ornamented visuals set in a strange retro-future world

Uzumaki (2000)

Uzumaki (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spiral Obsession and Mutations/Japanese Horror Film

Surreal Japanese horror film in which the world is taken over by spiral patterns. A strange and trippy film.

Vampire Hunter D (1985)

Vampire Hunter D (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Post-Holocaust Vampire Hunter

Cult anime about a monosyllabic vampire hunter moving across a hallucinatory post-apocalyptic dispatching mutants and vampires

Citadel (2012)

Citadel (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutant Children of the Housing Projects

Irish-British production that depicts the social housing estates of Glasgow as a desolate netherworld inhabited by mutant children. Undeniably effective but the depiction of children of urban ghettos requires you to tune out any liberal instincts

Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

Chernobyl Diaries (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horrors Inside the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone

This has the fascinatingly original idea of setting a horror film inside the exclusion zone around the Chernobyl nuclear accident. The location is unique and the film generates a fair and reasonable tension

Lucy (2014)

Lucy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drug Grants Enhanced Intelligence and Superpowers/Action Film

Luc Besson makes a preposterously entertaining work where drug mule Scarlett Johansson develops superhuman mental capabilities – sort of if you imagine Limitless reconceived as an action film

Planet Hulk (2010)

Planet Hulk (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero

Animated adaptation of the one of the biggest Marvel Comics event storylines of the 2000s – the same one also used in Thor Ragnarok. Essentially Spartacus recast with The Incredible Hulk

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 (2015)

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Future Social Revolution

The finale of the saga comes with a tough, gritty edge that make it the best directed of the series. On the other hand, it builds well only to arrive at an ending that goes oddly sideways and throws sympathies to the wind

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

The Resident Evil films are designed for people who were introduced to drama via the Xbox, action sequences that can be assembled in random order and where it doesn’t matter what happens. I watched this, the sixth and final entry, with next-to-no enthusiasm but then quite unexpectedly it starts to work

Rock and Rule (1983)

Rock and Rule (1983) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Post Holocaust Talking Animals/Occult Rock Music

Promisingly ambitious animated SF film that tries to catch some of the trippy qualities of Heavy Metal where the impressive quality of animation is let down by a juvenile story about a rock band in a post-holocaust future

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Fanboy Comedy

A fitfully amusing H.P. Lovecraft fanboy comedy. Lovecraft, a noted conservative, would likely have deplored the idea of the nerd comedy but this gets the flavour of Lovecraft’s works down better than most

The Incredible Hulk (1977)

The Incredible Hulk (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Adaptation/The Rampaging Monster Within

The theatrically released pilot film for the 1970s/80s tv series based on the Marvel Comic that tells the Hulk’s origin story. This is one of the better episodes of the otherwise banal series

Mutant (1984)

Mutant/Night Shadows (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Toxic Waste Zombies

One of the handful of films from the underrated 70s/80s director John ‘Bud’ Cardos. Cardos does extremely creating an usual smalltown atmosphere simmering with Southern bigotry, before the film erupts into a more standard toxic waste zombies outbreak film

Aachi & Ssipak (2006)

Aachi & Ssipak (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Demented Korean Anime

South Korean anime that is set in a future world where people are obsessed with shit. This comes with a demented energy and a filthy-mindedness that is determined to outrage

The Human Vapor (1960)

The Human Vapor (1960) poster
Rating: ★★½
Gaseous Supervillain

Godzilla creator Ishiro Honda makes a film about a meek man who gains the ability to transform into a mist and promptly becomes a bank-robbing super-villain

Day the World Ended (1955)

Day the World Ended (1955) poster
Rating: ★★½
After the Nuclear Holocaust

One of the first films from Roger Corman. Set among a group of survivors in the immediate aftermath of the nuclear holocaust, Corman blatantly steals the plot from Five and adds a mutant monster to the mix

ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

Zombeavers (2014)

Zombeavers (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mutant Zombie Beavers

Gonzo killer animal and zombie films have been hugely popular in recent years – it was probably inevitable they meet. This comes with the deliriously ridiculous image of zombified human-beaver hybrids on the attack

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023)

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

DC Universe Animated film that is adapted from an Elseworlds story that offers up an alternate 1920s version of Batman who is fighting up against H.P. Lovecraft entities

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
DC Comics Superhero Team-Up

It took DC Comics the better part of a decade to catch up with the massive success Marvel Comics are having on screen in crossing their characters over. Zack Snyder comes to the party offering up THE biggest headline double-bill in superherodom

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Mutant Sheep/Splatter Comedy

An enthusiastically gore-drenched New Zealand comedy about mutant sheep, this favourably harkens back to the heyday of Peter Jackson’s early splatter films

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

Corrective Measures (2022)

Corrective Measures (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Prison for Super-Villains/Comic-Book Adaptation

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis before his retirement. This one has a watchable central idea and is set around the idea of a prison for super-villains even if Bruce is not up to much

Dagon (2001)

Dagon (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Village of Mutants

Stuart Gordon returns to adapt H.P. Lovecraft for a third time. As before, Gordon allows Lovecraft’s unspeakable terrors to be eclipsed by creature effects but the results are nothing too memorable

Fantastic Four (2015)

Fantastic Four (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superheroes

Despite all the hate this received, I am maybe the only person out there that liked it. It is three-quarters of a good film that strips the Four of costumes and tells a character-driven story about people dealing with powers

Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

The adaptation of the Stephen King novel with Drew Barrymore giving a fantastic performance as a young girl with pyrokinetic powers on the run as she is hunted by a sinister government agency

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man (2002) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

A huge hit and one of the key influences that created the box-office dominance of Marvel Comics in the 2000s/10s. A fine incarnation of the comic-book, Sam Raimi brings it to life with exhilarating web-slinging scenes but overdoes the winsome innocence of Peter Parker

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superheroes

Nobody has good things to say about the 2014 reboot of the Turtles. This sequel is stuck with its legacy – giant over-sized Turtles that lacked the cuteness of the originals; bitchy non-acting Megan Fox – but comes out winningly by doing one thing – emulating the spirit of the original cartoon series

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

After the disaster of X-Men: The Last Stand, the decision was made to give a whole film over to the series’s most popular character, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, and to go with a prequel that told his origin story. Largely a film that exists as a series of superheroic action scenes

The Wolverine (2013)

The Wolverine (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
X-Men Spinoff Film

While this received a good deal of fan buzz, I must admit to being disappointed. It strips much of the superheroics and mutant cameos of the other X-Men films until it feels more like a Westerner in Japan thriller like Black Rain or even a routine film noir plot that happens to be cast with Wolverine

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Lab Complex of Zombies

Based on the survival horror videogame, this was the first in a surprisingly popular series of films. It also presaged a major return of the zombie film during the 2000s/10s, even if this only treads where George Romero went better before

Space Milkshake (2012)

Space Milkshake (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Station Comedy

The title and the description of a space station crew dealing with a mutating runner duck gives the expectation of something wacky – what we get is more like a variant on Dark Star, a comedy set around the boredom of life on a space station and a 1970s era episode of Doctor Who

The Time Machine (2002)

The Time Machine (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Remake of the classic H.G. Wells novel that comes with the novelty of being directed by Wells’s great-grandson. More disappointingly it prefers to merely remake the 1960 film rather than return to the book

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The seventh X-Men chapter arrives with a certain ennui. Bryan Singer creates some epic scenes but the sprawling ensemble and the series’ ragged continuity makes it hard to invest in the characters, while the new villain looks like a B movie wizard and the mass destruction climax comes surprisingly by the book

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Adventure

Planetary adventure in the Star Wars vein with a few shakes of the junkyard future look of Mad Max 2. This was made to exploit the short-lived early 80s 3D revival fad

Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)

Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Post-Apocalyptic Film

Nicolas Cage’s career choices in recent years have taken him into serious psychotronic headspace. Shion Sono is a director whose film’s inhabit demented territory. It seemed inevitable that the two should meet up on screen

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

X-Men The Last Stand (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Brett Ratner inherits the X-Men franchise from Bryan Singer for the third film in the series and promptly killed it off (after this point everything became prequels featuring Young X-Men). Ratner’s handling of the superheroic action lacks Singer’s exhilaration or any affinity for the characters

Spawn of the Slithis (1978)

Spawn of the Slithis (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Monster Movie

Independently made 1970s monster movie. The film came along about ten months too early to be be part of the great spate of B movies that copied Alien and so draws on the earlier model of The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Nothing exceptional

Planet Earth (1974)

Planet Earth (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Women Rule Society

The second of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s unsold Genesis II pilots. While you can see the series had some potential, the plot about the venture to a society where women keep men as slaves has a giggly silliness that feels like a throwback to 50s films like Queen of Outer Space

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/City of Zombies

The first of the Resident Evil sequels and a better film than its predecessor, getting in a series of spectacular, if at times ridiculously silly, action sequences

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Videogame Adaptation

The first in a series of anime films that were produced by Capcom, the creators of the Resident Evil videogames, and intended to run parallel to the live-action films. I was never a big fan of the live-action films. The question is – does Resident Evil work better in the anime format?

Total Recall (1990)

Total Recall (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Virtual Memories/Reality Bender/Action

Adaptation of a Philip K. Dick story is killed by being turned into an Arnold Schwarzenegger action vehicle and by director Paul Verhoeven’s burying the reality bending subtleties of the story under bludgeoning ultra-violence

Sparks (2013)

Sparks (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Superhero Film

Low-budget superhero that co-opts the cod-film noir look from Sin City. Alas the film has an excessively sprawling and complicated plot, while the film noir style looks like no more than cheap pastiche reduced to cliche poses by well-meaning amateurs

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

The Toxic Avenger (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Superhero/Troma Remake

A remake of the work that launched Troma films. The original The Toxic Avenger was a gungily nasty film that readily trod way over all lines of good taste. In being cast with name stars, this has been cleaned up considerably

Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016)

Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Adventure

A film naming itself after an entire genre either has massive ambition or huge pretensions. Beyond the grandiose title, this is not much more than a better budgeted version of an 80s planetary adventure

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

One of the more cheesily entertaining among the Italian-made ripoffs of Mad Max 2 during the 1980s (as well as more than a few dashes of Escape from New York). The film works up a moderate head of steam

Ultramarines (2010)

Ultramarines (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Wargame Adaptation/Space Marines vs Demonic Forces

Animated film based on the popular fantasy wargame. The set-up is a fascinating mix of SF and mediaeval religion but the plot rehashes Aliens without much payoff and the animation is B-budget

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The second live-action Turtles film is a disappointment. The Turtles are infectiously enjoyable characters but the script has an indifferent laziness, while parental concerns over violence have mandated that the fight scenes be watered down to an absurd level

Road Wars (2015)

Road Wars (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

A mockbuster from The Asylum released to ride on the coattails of Mad Max: Fury Road. Slightly more watchable than most of their offerings, although still cheaply made, this is the oddity of a Mad Max film with the addition of vampires

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Third of the Resident Evil films. This expands the scale of action to show the entire world destroyed by the virus but for all that and a decent budget, director Russell Mulcahy fails to push the elements to a suitable head of steam