Nausicaa in the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Nausicaa in the Valley of the Wind (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Anime/Post-Holocaust Environmentalism

Hayao Miyazaki’s second film, a visually stunning work set in the aftermath of a holocaust. Miyazai’s frequent themes of pacifism and respect for the environment and run through building to a emotionally wrenching climax

Never Too Young to Die (1986)

Never Too Young to Die (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Spy Film

Completely insane 1980s spy film – a madcap mahsup of elements including James Bond gadgetry, mad scientists, action and splatter served up with not a shred of realism. The crowning glory is a completely OTT Gene Simmons as a cross-dressing super-villain

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) poster
Rating:
Heroine vs Post-Holocaust Dinosaurs

Despite one of the great exploitation titles of all time, this bikini clad babes vs dinosaurs after the apocalypse effort lacks the cheerful cynicism of other Troma films and is just cheap, dull and unwatchable on almost every level

The Omega Man (1971)

The Omega Man (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Last Man on Earth vs Mutants/I Am Legend Adaptation

The second film version of I Am Legend, this rewrites the book’s vampires as mutants and abandons its mood of paranoia for a fantasy of hippie utopia and Charlton Heston in square-jawed action hero mode

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Spy Capers

This spinoff from the Madagascar films is a lot more fun that I was anticipating – how could you dislike a film with John Malkovich as an octopus super-villain? Essentially cast as a spy parody, the film has a gonzo insanity that hits in with a manic delirium

Piglet (2025)

Piglet (2025) poster
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Backwoods Brutality/Mutated Hulk

Another of the horror versions of children’s stories, this has a in-name-only connection to Winnie-the-Pooh’s Piglet and is otherwise a variant on The Texas Chain Saw Massacre about a growth-hormone enhanced killer

Planet Earth (1974)

Planet Earth (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Women Rule Society

The second of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s unsold Genesis II pilots. While you can see the series had some potential, the plot about the venture to a society where women keep men as slaves has a giggly silliness that feels like a throwback to 50s films like Queen of Outer Space

Planet Hulk (2010)

Planet Hulk (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero

Animated adaptation of the one of the biggest Marvel Comics event storylines of the 2000s – the same one also used in Thor Ragnarok. Essentially Spartacus recast with The Incredible Hulk

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Chicken Mutations/Troma Film

Troma film that has maybe the silliest movie title ever. This sets out to be so persistently moronic and wilfully offensive that it eventually attains a delirious absurdity

Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)

Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Post-Apocalyptic Film

Nicolas Cage’s career choices in recent years have taken him into serious psychotronic headspace. Shion Sono is a director whose film’s inhabit demented territory. It seemed inevitable that the two should meet up on screen

The Quatermass Experiment (2005)

The Quatermass Experiment (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutating Astronaut

A remake of the first Quatermass story conducted as a live broadcast tv movie. Quite a considerable technical achievement considering the limitations and one that works with quite reasonable results

The Quatermass Xperiment (1955)

The Quatermass Xperiment/The Creeping Unknown (1955) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mutating Astronaut

The first of the Quatermass films and the first major genre hit for Hammer Films. Nigel Kneale creates a literate work of science-fiction horror about a returned astronaut mutating after exposure to an alien fungus

Radio Free Steve (2000)

Radio Free Steve (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Post Holocaust

Wacky offbeat film about a group that set out across post-apocalyptic terrain in search of a pirate radio signal

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Lab Complex of Zombies

Based on the survival horror videogame, this was the first in a surprisingly popular series of films. It also presaged a major return of the zombie film during the 2000s/10s, even if this only treads where George Romero went better before

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Four films in and clear evidence that the Resident Evil series needs to be retired. This consists of tediously borrowed action moves now presented in 3D and a plot of random dead ends that make little sense

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/City of Zombies

The first of the Resident Evil sequels and a better film than its predecessor, getting in a series of spectacular, if at times ridiculously silly, action sequences

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Videogame Adaptation

The first in a series of anime films that were produced by Capcom, the creators of the Resident Evil videogames, and intended to run parallel to the live-action films. I was never a big fan of the live-action films. The question is – does Resident Evil work better in the anime format?

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Third of the Resident Evil films. This expands the scale of action to show the entire world destroyed by the virus but for all that and a decent budget, director Russell Mulcahy fails to push the elements to a suitable head of steam

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

The Resident Evil films are designed for people who were introduced to drama via the Xbox, action sequences that can be assembled in random order and where it doesn’t matter what happens. I watched this, the sixth and final entry, with next-to-no enthusiasm but then quite unexpectedly it starts to work

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Zombies and Mutations

A reboot of the Resident Evil film series under a new director with Johannes Roberts who abandons the previous action poses for a far darker and more visceral survival horror approach

The Resurrected (1992)

The Resurrected (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Black Magician's Resurrection/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

Alien scripter Dan O’Bannon jumps aboard the 80s/early 90s fad for H.P. Lovecraft adaptations is this directorial outing that eventually develops quite reasonable effect

The Return of Swamp Thing (1989)

The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) poster
Rating: ½
Comic-Book Mutant Superhero

Wes Craven’s adaptation of DC’s Swamp Thing was not a very good film. This sequel has been handed over to prolific B-budget hack Jim Wynorski who shows he is unable to take any of it seriously

Return to Silent Hill (2026)

Return to Silent Hill (2026) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

Silent Hill was one of the best videogame film adaptations and created a genuinely uncanny atmosphere. That film’s director returns to the franchise here with more of the same but misses the mark

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022)

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022) poster
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Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are resurrected in a new animated film that feels like a watered-down fix designed for Ritalin-deprived youth

Road Wars (2015)

Road Wars (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

A mockbuster from The Asylum released to ride on the coattails of Mad Max: Fury Road. Slightly more watchable than most of their offerings, although still cheaply made, this is the oddity of a Mad Max film with the addition of vampires

Rock and Rule (1983)

Rock and Rule (1983) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Post Holocaust Talking Animals/Occult Rock Music

Promisingly ambitious animated SF film that tries to catch some of the trippy qualities of Heavy Metal where the impressive quality of animation is let down by a juvenile story about a rock band in a post-holocaust future

Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016)

Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Adventure

A film naming itself after an entire genre either has massive ambition or huge pretensions. Beyond the grandiose title, this is not much more than a better budgeted version of an 80s planetary adventure

The Second Best Science Fiction Film Ever Made (2009)

The Second Best Science Fiction Film Ever Made (2009) poster
Rating:
War Between Mutated Astronauts

Amateur production that seems like a version of the X-Men crossbred with The Amazing Race. Not very good on most counts

She (1983)

She (1983) poster
Rating:
Post-Holocaust Amazonian Warrior

A mind-bogglingly bad film that has absolutely nothing to do with H. Rider Haggard and is a post-holocaust film with Sandahl Bergman as an Amazonian warrior. The film is made with a bizarreness that may cause mental damage

Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

One of the best of all filmed videogame adaptations. Christophe Gans creates a creepy and unworldly atmosphere, along with a series of genuinely outlandish creature effects

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

Dull and unimaginative Silent Hill sequel that only revisits what went before. The first film had an uncanny otherworldly atmosphere but the sequel reduces everything to no more than pop-up Clive Barker

Space Milkshake (2012)

Space Milkshake (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Station Comedy

The title and the description of a space station crew dealing with a mutating runner duck gives the expectation of something wacky – what we get is more like a variant on Dark Star, a comedy set around the boredom of life on a space station and a 1970s era episode of Doctor Who

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Adventure

Planetary adventure in the Star Wars vein with a few shakes of the junkyard future look of Mad Max 2. This was made to exploit the short-lived early 80s 3D revival fad

Sparks (2013)

Sparks (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Superhero Film

Low-budget superhero that co-opts the cod-film noir look from Sin City. Alas the film has an excessively sprawling and complicated plot, while the film noir style looks like no more than cheap pastiche reduced to cliche poses by well-meaning amateurs

Spawn of the Slithis (1978)

Spawn of the Slithis (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Monster Movie

Independently made 1970s monster movie. The film came along about ten months too early to be be part of the great spate of B movies that copied Alien and so draws on the earlier model of The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Nothing exceptional

Spider-Man (1977)

Spider-Man (1977) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

The first big screen incarnation of the Marvel Comics character, the theatrically released pilot for a dreary tv series starring Nicholas Hammond that stripped Spider-Man down to being no more than a superpowered detective in a tv cop show

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man (2002) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

A huge hit and one of the key influences that created the box-office dominance of Marvel Comics in the 2000s/10s. A fine incarnation of the comic-book, Sam Raimi brings it to life with exhilarating web-slinging scenes but overdoes the winsome innocence of Peter Parker

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 2 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire get it just right in the second entry in their trilogy of Spider-Man films. The writing team deliver a fantastic Soul of the Superhero script while Raimi delivers some superheroic action sequences that are about as exciting as it is possible to get (*)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Last and by general opinion the least of the Sam Raimi-Tobey Maguire Spider-Man films. With three super-villains present, the plot feels as though it is bursting at the seams juggling the various origin stories and ongoing dramas, although Raimi still delivers some solid superheroic action scenes

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero

Sony, the holders of the Spider-Man copyright, squeeze more out of the property with a madcap animated offering that mixes up a host of alternate takes on Spider-Man in what visually resembles an explosion at a pop art exhibition

Spiderman and the Dragon’s Challenge (1980)

Spiderman and the Dragons Challenge (1980) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

The third and last of the theatrically released films recut from the 1970s live-action Spider-Man tv series. The near sleep-inducing plot takes Nicholas Hammond’s Spider-Man to Hong Kong

Spring (2014)

Spring (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Human-Immortal Mutant Relationship Drama

Fascinatingly original monster movie – a wild mix of H.P. Lovecraft, The Man from Earth and Before Sunrise. A beautifully realised work that leaves you with the sense of not knowing what to expect from one minute to the next

Story of Ricky (1991)

Story of Ricky (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Splatter/Ultra-Tough Future Prison

An outrageous Hong Kong prison film that comes filled with mind-bogglingly over-the-top splatter effects

Tail Sting (2002)

Tail Sting (2002) poster
Rating:
Mutant Scorpions on a Plane

A completely ridiculous film about mutant scorpions on a plane – after something this laughable, it’s hard to see why Snakes on a Plane needed to plant tongue in cheek

Teenage Caveman (2001)

Teenage Caveman (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Teens/Genetically Engineered Superhumans

Larry Clark remakes the old Roger Corman film and makes a beeline for his usual proclivities about teenagers having sex in a fairly outrageous post-apocalyptic work

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The first live-action spinoff of the comic-book and animated series still holds up well two decades later. Little of the manic barrage of pop culture has dated, there are some excellent animatronics that allow the Turtles to engage in a series of high-energy fights and more importantly emerge as distinctive characters

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superheroes

This reboot of the pop culture icons of 80s/90s is an ugly failure on almost every level. The Turtles I remember were hip, funky and bubbled with boyish enthusiasm; these Turtles seem sinister oversized creations, while the film’s adrenalised over-production and emphasis on grit seems to have missed the essential element of fun

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The second live-action Turtles film is a disappointment. The Turtles are infectiously enjoyable characters but the script has an indifferent laziness, while parental concerns over violence have mandated that the fight scenes be watered down to an absurd level

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superheroes in Feudal Japan

The third of the original live-action Turtles films is a lazily conceived affair that transplants the Turtles back in time to feudal Japan in a plot that rips off The Seven Samurai

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the pop culture phenomenon of the 1980s. They have not fared so well in the 2000s but this new animated film written by Seth Rogen is a promising start

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superheroes

Nobody has good things to say about the 2014 reboot of the Turtles. This sequel is stuck with its legacy – giant over-sized Turtles that lacked the cuteness of the originals; bitchy non-acting Megan Fox – but comes out winningly by doing one thing – emulating the spirit of the original cartoon series

Terra Formars (2016)

Terra Formars (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutated Insects on Mars

Takashi Miike delivers a completely madcap film about evolved cockroaches on Mars being fought by astronauts who take doses of mutagenic serum to give them insect-based super-powers

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

With the Mega Shark and especially the Sharknado films, The Asylum played the killer shark film as ridiculously as possible with delirious results. In this sequel to 2-Headed Shark Attack, they get the blend of the tongue-in-cheek absurdity to a point of near-perfection

The Time Machine (1960)

The Time Machine (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Time Travel/H.G. Wells Adaptation

This adaptation of H.G. Wells’ classic novel was one of the best films from 1950s SF producer/director George Pal. The time travel is depicted with considerable wondrousness and standout effects for the era

The Time Machine (1978)

The Time Machine (1978) poster
Rating:
Time Travel/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Largely forgotten adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel made for tv. While other versions place the story in Victorian England, this has been Americanised – where the time traveller is a weapons designer and journeys back to the Wild West. What kills the film is a painful cheapness

The Time Machine (2002)

The Time Machine (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Remake of the classic H.G. Wells novel that comes with the novelty of being directed by Wells’s great-grandson. More disappointingly it prefers to merely remake the 1960 film rather than return to the book