Together (2025)

Together (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★
Couple Physically Fuse Together

A Body Horror film that creates some undeniably ick effect where Dave Franco and Alison Brie play a couple who experience an infection that causes their bodies to start fusing into one whenever they touch

Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

Tokyo Gore Police (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Cops vs Bio-Mechanoid Mutants

One among the 00s spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. The film exists as a series of outlandishly over-the-top and absurdly entertaining splatter and bizarrely cartoonish bio-mechanoid transformation

Total Recall (1990)

Total Recall (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Virtual Memories/Reality Bender/Action

Adaptation of a Philip K. Dick story is killed by being turned into an Arnold Schwarzenegger action vehicle and by director Paul Verhoeven’s burying the reality bending subtleties of the story under bludgeoning ultra-violence

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Toxic Avenger (1986) poster
Rating:
Mutant Superhero/Bad Taste Splatter/Troma Film

The film that launched the name of Troma Films. The world’s first superhero splatter film, this readily dives into bad taste just to see what kind of offence it can get away with

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

The Toxic Avenger (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Superhero/Troma Remake

A remake of the work that launched Troma films. The original The Toxic Avenger was a gungily nasty film that readily trod way over all lines of good taste. In being cast with name stars, this has been cleaned up considerably

Track of the Moon Beast (1976)

Track of the Moon Beast (1976) poster
Rating: ½
Man Becomes Were-Lizard

Cheap and unmemorable film that is essentially a werewolf film with an SF rationale in which an archaeologist transforms into a lizard creature under the moonlight after touching a moon rock. The most incredible thing is that this has a screenplay by Bill Finger, the unacknowledged co-creator of Batman

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

One of the more cheesily entertaining among the Italian-made ripoffs of Mad Max 2 during the 1980s (as well as more than a few dashes of Escape from New York). The film works up a moderate head of steam

Ultramarines (2010)

Ultramarines (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Wargame Adaptation/Space Marines vs Demonic Forces

Animated film based on the popular fantasy wargame. The set-up is a fascinating mix of SF and mediaeval religion but the plot rehashes Aliens without much payoff and the animation is B-budget

Ultraviolet (2006)

Ultraviolet (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dystopian Future Action/Vampire Mutations

Milla Jovovich is a part of a vampire rebel underground in a dystopian future. A film filled with incredible design schemes and action scenes that are as spectacular as they are ridiculously improbable

The Unseen (2016)

The Unseen (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Slowly Starts to Become Invisible

Modestly effective effort about a man whose body is slowly fading away and becoming invisible. A film carried by some fine effects sequences, this derives its frisson from the gradual revelation of what is happening but loses it when the mundane subplots take over in the second half

Uzumaki (2000)

Uzumaki (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spiral Obsession and Mutations/Japanese Horror Film

Surreal Japanese horror film in which the world is taken over by spiral patterns. A strange and trippy film.

Vampire Hunter D (1985)

Vampire Hunter D (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Post-Holocaust Vampire Hunter

Cult anime about a monosyllabic vampire hunter moving across a hallucinatory post-apocalyptic dispatching mutants and vampires

Waterworld (1995)

Waterworld (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Drowned Earth

The most expensive film ever made at the time, a Kevin Costner epic in which he is a lone mariner in a drowned world where survivors cling to shantytowns floating on the surface. Essentially a Mad Max film located on water.

Wizards (1977)

Wizards (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Sword and Sorcery/Animation

Ralph Bakshi left behind counter-culture animation to embark on this original fantasy film that comes with a trippily surreal quality, mixing fantasy tropes with a science-fictional rationalisation

The Wolverine (2013)

The Wolverine (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
X-Men Spinoff Film

While this received a good deal of fan buzz, I must admit to being disappointed. It strips much of the superheroics and mutant cameos of the other X-Men films until it feels more like a Westerner in Japan thriller like Black Rain or even a routine film noir plot that happens to be cast with Wolverine

X: First Class (2011)

X: First Class (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Origin Prequel

An X-Men origin story that serves as the occasion to recast the series with younger actors. This works far better than the previous two films, integrating the characters in a strong story, although is quiet at the superheroic action

X-Men (2000)

X-Men (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Bryan Singer’s dynamic and exciting adaptation of the Marvel Comic title fairly much kicked off the massive fad for Marvel superheroes in the 00s/10s. This was also the film that mad Hugh Jackman into an international superstar.

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The seventh X-Men chapter arrives with a certain ennui. Bryan Singer creates some epic scenes but the sprawling ensemble and the series’ ragged continuity makes it hard to invest in the characters, while the new villain looks like a B movie wizard and the mass destruction climax comes surprisingly by the book

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

It is nice to see Bryan Singer regain his form after several years lull. The plot is nothing world-shattering but it is nice to see a character-driven X-Men, while Singer delivers the superheroics with a cheer-out loud elan that most of the sequels missed by a wide margin

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

After the disaster of X-Men: The Last Stand, the decision was made to give a whole film over to the series’s most popular character, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, and to go with a prequel that told his origin story. Largely a film that exists as a series of superheroic action scenes

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

X-Men The Last Stand (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Brett Ratner inherits the X-Men franchise from Bryan Singer for the third film in the series and promptly killed it off (after this point everything became prequels featuring Young X-Men). Ratner’s handling of the superheroic action lacks Singer’s exhilaration or any affinity for the characters

X2 (2003)

X2 (2003)
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Bryan Singer’s immediate sequel to X-Men, this ups the number of new mutant characters, although only sporadically manages to kick in with the spectacular superheroic action sequences the first film had

Zombeavers (2014)

Zombeavers (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mutant Zombie Beavers

Gonzo killer animal and zombie films have been hugely popular in recent years – it was probably inevitable they meet. This comes with the deliriously ridiculous image of zombified human-beaver hybrids on the attack