The Taint (2010)

The Taint (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Gonzo Bad Taste Comedy/Zombiefying Penis-Enlargement Drug

Film about a penis-enlarging drug that creates zombies, this goes for an outrageous bad taste vein are rarely lets up

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1964)

They Saved Hitlers Brain (1964) poster
Rating:
Fuhrer's Disembodied Brain/Classic Bad Movie

One of the all-time classic bad movie titles, this is cheap and dreary on almost every level, although does offer mild amusement when it comes to the provision of the title concept near the end

T.M.A. (2009)

T.M.A. (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Czech Ghost Story

Czech-made haunted house story that does not vary far from the traditional basics but generates a sparse but modest atmosphere

Der Todesking (1990)

Der Todesking (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Deaths and Suicides

From Jörg Buttgereit, director of the notorious NEKRomantik, an anthology that depicts various scenes of death and suicide. Essentially the original version of The ABCs of Death

The Toymaker (2017)

The Toymaker (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Toymaker Brings Dolls to Life

The third of the Robert the Doll films. Here Andrew Jones takes a few leaves from the Puppet Master films in creating an origin story set during the Nazi era

The 25th Reich (2012)

The 25th Reich (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel, UFOs and Nazi-Ruled Alternate Future

Time travel, Nazis in UFOs and a Nazi-ruled alternate timeline, giant robot spiders – ok, I’m sold. A surprisingly good little film where the fact that this is also made on a low budget and with a good deal of conceptual constraint makes it all the more creative an effort

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Fantasy Anthology/TV Series Remake

Steven Spielberg, Joe Dante, John Landis and George Miller came together to make this homage to tv’s The Twilight Zone. The episodes are variable but the standout is Miller’s Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

Ultimate Avengers (2006)

Ultimate Avengers (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

The first of several animated films based on Marvel Comics properties, this does a solid job in adapting Mark Millar’s The Ultimates, a retelling of The Avengers origin story

Ultimate Avengers II (2006)

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

Follow-up to the previous animated Marvel Comics film featuring The Avengers, this serves to introduce Black Panther to the screen for the first time

The Unborn (2009)

The Unborn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting/Possession

Scriptwriter David S. Goyer takes the director’s choice to make a possession film. The one distinction here is that Goyer draws from Jewish mythology, otherwise this feels like another canned teen horror film

Under the Rainbow (1981)

Under the Rainbow (1981) poster
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Comedy During the Making of The Wizard of Oz

Widely considered a bad film, this is a slapstick comedy starring Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher set around the dwarves during the making of The Wizard of Oz

Urotsukidoji II: Legend of the Demon Womb (1989)

Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Demon Womb (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anime/Perverse Demon Wars

The first of two OVA sequels to the anime classic Legend of the Overfiend, this lacks the perverse imagery of the original

War of the Dead (2011)

War of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

The Nazi zombie film has enjoyed a revival in recent years, this is one entry in the genre from Finland made with a reasonable grit and realism

Welcome to Marwen (2018)

Welcome to Marwen (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Builds a Fantasy Doll Village/True Story

Robert Zemeckis of Back to the Future and Forrest Gump fame makes a film of the true-life story of Mark Hogancamp who recovered from a brutal assault by building a fantasy village of dolls. The results are bizarre where Zemeckis seems more interested in making a Sucker Punch-like fantasy where the dolls come to life

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017)

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017) poster
Rating:
Nazi Werewolf Experiments

I was hooked into watching the film from the sensationalism from the title but this is a disappointment due to the attempts to provide World War II setting and werewolf transformation effects on a low budget

Where is Anne Frank (2021)

Where is Anne Frank (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Anne Frank’s Imaginary Companion Comes to Life

Beautifully affecting animated film from Ari Folman in which the imaginary companion in Anne Frank’s diary comes to life in the present day

X: First Class (2011)

X: First Class (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Origin Prequel

An X-Men origin story that serves as the occasion to recast the series with younger actors. This works far better than the previous two films, integrating the characters in a strong story, although is quiet at the superheroic action

X-Men (2000)

X-Men (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Bryan Singer’s dynamic and exciting adaptation of the Marvel Comic title fairly much kicked off the massive fad for Marvel superheroes in the 00s/10s. This was also the film that mad Hugh Jackman into an international superstar.

The Yesterday Machine (1963)

The Yesterday Machine (1963) poster
Rating:
Nazi Scientist Builds Time Machine

A complete obscurity that has only been brought to public attention during the YouTube era – not that it has been obscure without justifiable reason. Don’t be hooked by the intriguing premise of Nazis building time machines, this is painfully dull in every regard

Yoga Hosers (2016)

Yoga Hosers (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Slacker Comedy/Cloned Miniature Nazi Soldiers

Kevin Smith’s follow-up to Tusk slides off the cliff somewhere between Johnny Depp’s incredibly silly performance, a nemesis you can’t take seriously and what largely becomes a vanity exercise in nepotism – Smith and Depp creating a vehicle to highlight their daughters