Forbidden Zone (1982)

Forbidden Zone (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Other-Dimensional Musical

Cultishly bizarre, deliberately offbeat and wacky film that was made as a vehicle for the band Oingo Boingo. More a film you admire for its determination to be strange than anything else

Fat Albert (2004)

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Cartoon Characters Enter the Real World

One of a spate of films of the 90s/00s that adapted animated tv series in live-action – in this case Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. Here all we get is the animated characters emerging into the real world for slapstick inanity

End of the World (1977)

End of the World (1977) poster
Rating: ½
Aliens in a Convent/Looming End of the World

A thorough embarrassment on Christopher Lee’s resume – an early Charles Band film in which Lee is a stranded alien inhabiting the cloned body of priest in a convent of nuns

Encounter with the Unknown (1973)

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Horror Anthology

A variant on the horror anthology film that manages to let the potential in its three stories fall through its hands. Narrated by Rod Serling, creator of tv’s classic anthology series The Twilight Zone, who must’ve needed the money

11.22.63 (2016)

11.22.63 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Traveller Tries to Prevent the Assassination of JFK/Stephen King Adaptation

Stephen King adapted mini-series in which James Franco finds a mysterious door that leads back to 1960 and sets out to prevent the assassination of President Kennedy

Earthtastrophe (2016)

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Earth Transported to Another Solar System

Syfy Channel disaster movie where Earth is suddenly transported into another Solar System amid cheap effects and an improbable time travel solution is sought to reverse this

The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)

The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Mystery/Found Footage

The Dyatlov Pass Incident has gained a fascination as an unexplained mystery. Here Renny Harlin makes a Found Footage film that heads for full on conspiracy theory explanations

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Sword and Sorcery

A new film based on the role-playing game. The first film several years ago is poorly regarded. This is an attempt to reboot a film series but suffers badly from being handed to two comedy directors and their flip treatment

Don’t Knock Twice (2016)

Don't Knock Twice (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Old Woman's Supernatural Retribution

Welsh director Caradog James impressed with his previous film The Machine. Here he makes a horror film concerning an urban legend about an old crone haunting those who disturb her, but fails to do anything notable

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Doctor Strange was one of the better MCU films. Here Sam Raimi takes over in the director’s chair. This readily delves into multiverse themes but requires a major crash course in a plethora of Marvel tv series to follow

Doctor Strange (2007)

Doctor Strange (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero/Animation

One among a handful of animated films based on Marvel Comics properties, this conducts a passable telling of the origin story of the Sorcerer Supreme

Doctor Strange (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Scott Derrickson acquits himself well taking on one of Marvel’s magician superhero. He replicates well the psychedelic esoterica that gained the comic book a cult following and Benedict Cumberbatch anchors the show perfectly

Deus (2022)

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Space Expedition Finds Gateway to Heaven

This has distinct overtones of 2001: Space Odyssey and Event Horizon about an expedition to Mars to investigate a mysterious black sphere – only to find that it offers a gateway to Heaven

Destiny Turns on the Radio (1995)

Destiny Turns on the Radio (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Luck Incarnate/Lovers on the Run in Vegas

Would be quirky, surrealistic indie film with lovers on the run in Las Vegas. Quentin Tarantino appears as the spirit of chance from an interdimensional swimming pool

The Darkness (2016)

The Darkness (2016) poster
Rating: ★½
Haunting/Native American Demons Awakened

Greg McLean has made an impressive name with the Wolf Creek films and Rogue. In his first US film, he delivers a disappointing and utterly generic haunted suburban house film

The Dark Tower (2017)

The Dark Tower (2017) poster
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Stephen King Adaptation/Portal to a Parallel World

Screenwriter Akiva Goldsman gives us an utterly mangled version of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series that has little resemblance to the books, yet makes little sense if you haven’t read them

Dark House (2014)

Dark House (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
House of Evil/Backwoods Deviltry

The underrated Victor Salva, director of Jeepers Creepers, takes on the deviltry and occult film where with his ability to conjure eerie jumps and outlandish images produces something original and out of this world

Coraline (2009)

Coraline (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Sinister Mirror World

The welcome return of stop-motion animator Henry Selick, the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas and at his wildly imaginative and darkly menacing best in an adaptation of a book by Neil Gaiman

City of the Living Dead (1980)

City of the Living Dead (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film

One of the key films in the cult of Lucio Fulci, a zombie film driven by a series of gore-drenched set-pieces. On the other hand, there is the complete lack of a plot holding everything together

Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away (2012)

Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Magical Circus/Fantasy World

The trailer tries to build this up as a venture into a fantasy world. In reality, all that the film is is a documenting of several of Cirque du Soleil’s acts connected by a thin-to-non-existent story

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Another lacklustre entry in the banal Lord of the Rings Lite franchise from C.S. Lewis’s books, a plodding run of the mill fantasy adventure for the most part. The mediocre reception killed off interest in the series

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the Narnia films. Director Andrew Adamson seems so intent on copying Peter Jackson that the film becomes all epic fantasy flourishes and battle scenes to the exclusion of all else – even much of C.S. Lewis’s book

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of th Dwan Treader (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

Chompy and the Girls (2021)

Chompy and the Girls (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Comedy/Other-Dimensional Entities

Hilariously bizarre film with people dealing with an entity that is man with a massive mouth that is intent on swallowing an army of identical little girls

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

The Beyond (1981)

The Beyond (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film/Gateway to Hell

One of the key films of cult Italian director Lucio Fulci, a gore-drenched but plotlessly incoherent mishmash about zombies emerging as the gates of Hell are opened

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Being John Malkovich (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Portal Into Actor's Head/Absurdism

Hilariously eccentric Spike Jonze-Charlie Kaufman collaboration in which John Cusack finds an office building that has a portal that takes someone through into actor John Malkovich’s head. The wacky spins that the script places on the idea are ingenious

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991) poster
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The Beastmaster Comes to L.A.

Excruciating sequel to The Beastmaster that transports Marc Singer’s Dar to contemporary L.A. The whole film is wrecked by an attitude that seems unable to take the proceedings seriously.

Battle for Pandora (2022)

Battle for Pandora (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Exploration/Alien Body Snatchers

The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Avatar: The Way of Water, which ingeniously exploits the fact that Saturn has a moon called Pandora. The rest is a low-budget body snatchers film

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021)

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero

An oddity among the animated Batman films. This seems less another Batman film – Bruce Wayne gets more screen time than Batman, for instance – than it does a homage to the 1970s martial arts film

Avengers Grimm: Time Wars (2018)

Avengers Grimm: Time Wars (2018) poster
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Team-Up Between Fairytale Princesses

Released at the same time as Avengers: Infinity War, this was a mockbuster from The Asylum involving a team-up between fairytale characters. The third in their Avengers Grimm series

Avengers Grimm (2015)

Avengers Grimm (2015) poster
Rating: ½
Team-Up Between Fairytale Princesses

The Asylum’s response to Avengers: Age of Ultron. Not having their own superheroes, they have ingeniously created an adventure involving various fairytale princesses – a great idea that befalls miserable execution

The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The culmination of one of the most ambitious cinematic exercises ever conducted, with Marvel weaving storylines through several films to finally merge here with flawless regard. The characters get far more depth than in all of their previous films

As Above So Below (2014)

As Above, So Below (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Gateway to Hell

The Brothers Dowdle made the standout The Poughkeepsie Tapes but this is a sub-Da Vinci Code archaeological mystery that is little more than a Halloween haunted house attraction in the Paris catacombs

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1972)

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

A live-action film adaptation of Alice in Wonderland that conducts a passable run through of Lewis Carroll with the supporting characters populated by an all-star British cast

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Sequel

Sequel to the 2010 Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. This has even less in common with Lewis Carroll’s book sequel than its predecessor did – a total of two scenes. The sets and effects are just pretty eye candy

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987) poster
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Animation/Alice in Wonderland Film

Obscure animated children’s movie adaptation of Alice in Wonderland that commits the sin of modernising and Americanizing Alice

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation/Epic Adventure

Tim Burton takes on Lewis Carroll but Carroll gets lost beneath Burton doing his usual quirky eccentric thing and a plot that seems to want to turn Alice’s adventures into a modern epic fantasy

Alice in Wonderland (1999)

Alice in Wonderland (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alice in Wonderland TV Adaptation

A fairly reasonable tv mini-series adaptation of Lewis Carroll – a version that excels in terms of design and in using The Jim Henson Workshop to bring the Wonderland creatures to life

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice in Wonderland (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

Disney’s animated adaptation is usually hated by Lewis Carroll purists for its free and easy treatment of the story but for everyone else comes with a splendidly demented visual absurdism

Alice in Wonderland (1933)

Alice in Wonderland (1933) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

Studio adaptation that freely mixes elements from Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass and features an all-star cast line-up, this works far better than the purists would have it

Alice (1988)

Alice (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Surreal Claymation Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

A work of bizarre genius from stop-motion animator Jan Svankmajer. A surrealist take on Alice in Wonderland that is more Eraserhead than Lewis Carroll, filled with Svankmajer’s bizarre Claymation creatures

The Alchemist (1983)

The Alchemist (1983) poster
Rating: ½
Evil Sorcerer

One of the earliest films from Charles Band. In the years following, Band went onto produce and occasionally direct a great many often enterprisingly cheap low-budget genre films – this is not one of them

Age of Tomorrow (2014)

Age of Tomorrow (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
The Asylum Mockbuster/Alien Invasion

The Asylum’s mockbuster answer to the Tom Cruise film Edge of Tomorrow, which has very little to do with it other than both featuring an alien invasion. A film created with more ambition than budget to convey it

The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines