New Moon (2009)

New Moon (2009) poster
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Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

The second of the Twilight films where the moderately grounded original is blown up into the near laughable with the ridiculously over-the-top hyper-sexualised posturing of its male leads

Of Love and Other Demons (2010)

Of Love and Other Demons (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Possible Demonic Possession/Magical Realism

Lush Magical Realist adaptation of a Gabriel Garcia Marquez book about demonic possession that takes the view that it is no more than Church superstition

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970)

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Reincarnation and Clairvoyance Musical

Romantic musical in Barbra Steisand discovers psychic powers and her reincarnated past lives. Despite being a flop, this is a film of oddball charms and features an effervescent Stresiand

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951)

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Immortally Cursed Sea Captain/Romantic Fantasy

Exquisitely shot Technicolor fantasy in which Ava Gardner is romanced by James Mason as the Flying Dutchman, cursed to eternally sail the seas

Penelope (2006)

Penelope (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Fairytale/Girl Cursed with a Pig-Like Face

This has the feel of a fairytale where Christina Ricci plays a girl who suffers from a hereditary curse that has left her with a pig-like snout

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

PK (2014)

PK (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Bollywood Film/Innocent Alien Visitor

Absolutely fascinating Bollywood venture into science-fiction. A comedic variant on the theme of the blankly innocent alien visitor trying to make sense of human culture, this has a daringly ambitious bite in tackling the topic of religion and delivering some sharply pointed barbs

Play It Again Sam (1972)

Play It Again Sam (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Romantic Advice from Humphrey Bogart's Ghost Comedy

Comedy based on a Woody Allen play in which Allen plays his usual hapless character who receives romantic advice from the ghost of Humphrey Bogart

Restless (2011)

Restless (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Oddball Romance/Ghost Companion

The oddity of an emo romance from indie director Gus Van Sant about an alienated teenager with a ghost companion who falls for a girl dying of cancer. Needless to say, the film’s mopey romance between oddball outsiders and Van Sant’s aimless improvisational style never quite gel

Ruby Sparks (2012)

Ruby Sparks (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Writer Brings His Ideal Woman to Life

The Little Miss Sunshine directors follow their hit up with a film about a writer who brings his ideal woman to life. Scriptwriter Zoe Kazan sparkles in the title role but the film never pushes its central concept too much beyond being a quirkily sweet indie romance

Safe Haven (2013)

Safe Haven (2013) poster
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Romantic Film/Fantastic Twist Ending

Weepie romantic chick flick adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel, included here for a fantastic twist ending. Sparks has stolen much of his plot from Stephen King’s Rose Madder. Even as such, wife-beating as the backdrop to a romance casts a distasteful shadow over the exercise

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Possible Time Machine

Quirky indie film about a possibly deluded man who advertises for a time travel companion. The actuality of the time travel element is kept ambiguous and this plays out as a relationship drama that overflows with charm and freshness

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Teenage Nerd Romance/Gonzo Superheroics

An Edgar Wright directed comic-book adaptation made in a bewildering restless visual style that feels like two different films happening at once, one a sweet nerd romance and the other a completely gonzo superhero film

Sea of Love (1989)

Sea of Love (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Psycho-Thriller/Romance

Standout thriller with great scripting and performances where detective Al Pacino goes undercover in the dating scene to track a killer and comes up against a sultry Ellen Barkin

The Shape of Water (2017)

The Shape of Water (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Romance with an Amphibian Man

Guillermo Del Toro makes monster movies with sympathy for the monster. This is his take onThe Creature from the Black Lagoon where the romance between creature and heroine is brought out to centre stage

Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (2004)

Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus (2004) poster
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Santa's Son Seeks a Wife

Mawkishly sentimental Christmas tv movie with Steve Guttenberg as Santa’s son who needs to find a wife before he can take over the role. So cliched and written to expectation that it lacks any conflict

The Space Between Us (2017)

The Space Between Us (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
First Kid Born on Mars Comes to Earth

Following the huge success of films like Gravity and The Martian that portray space travel with scrupulous realism, this can be considered the Young Adult version. It pays surprising attention to getting its science right; on the other hand, that doesn’t excuse the gaping implausibilities elsewhere

Splash! (1984)

Splash! (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mermaid Comedy

One of the earliest films from Ron Howard as director, a bubbly infectiously light comedy with Tom Hanks in a romance with mermaid Daryl Hannah. This was a hit and offered major career breakthroughs for Howard, Hanks, Hannah and John Candy.

Spring (2014)

Spring (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Human-Immortal Mutant Relationship Drama

Fascinatingly original monster movie – a wild mix of H.P. Lovecraft, The Man from Earth and Before Sunrise. A beautifully realised work that leaves you with the sense of not knowing what to expect from one minute to the next

Strange Magic (2015)

Strange Magic (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/World of Fairies

George Lucas’s venture into animation was critically pilloried. It’s not bad, just no different from a formula film like Rise of the Guardians or Epic. From the man who made Star Wars, you had higher expectations

Superman II (1980)

Superman II (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Shot back-to-back with the first Christopher Reeve film, this then became a mess behind the scenes. The end result emerges fairly well with the show dominated by the magnificent Phantom Zones villains and giving depth to the Superman-Lois relationship

Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

Superman II The Richard Donner Cut (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The original version of Superman II became mired in problems over the firing of director Richard Donner. After the rediscovery of the original footage, Donner was able to go offer up a restored version. Seeing the storylines the way they were meant to be and Marlon Brando’s original scenes as Jor-el make for a work that is superior in every way

13 Going on 30 (2004)

13 Going on 30 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Girl in a Woman's Body

Essentially a rehash of Big in which a tormented teen wishes she was thirty and wakes up as Jennifer Garner. Amiably average without ever finding the wistful charms that Big had

The Time Capsule (2022)

The Time Capsule (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man’s Teenage Love Returns Unaged from a Space Journey

This has an interesting premise where a middle-aged man suddenly faces his teenage girlfriend returned unaged from a relativistic space voyage

2046 (2004)

2046 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Memories of Lost Relationships

An exquisitely dreamy Wong Kar Wai film as a man remembers his liaisons with various women. Only peripherally a science-fiction film concerning a story the protagonist is writing.

The Two Worlds of Jennie Logan (1979)

The Two Worlds of Jennie Logan (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel Romance

Classic tv movie in which Lindsay Wagner travels back to the 19th Century to romance Marc Singer. Classic what is the question – what we have is a weepy romantic version of a time travel film that eliminates any of the interesting things like culture clash, advanced knowledge and time paradox

Upside Down (2012)

Upside Down (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Two Worlds with Gravity in Opposing Directions

The frustration of a film that has a scientifically nonsensical premise – two planets where gravity is oriented in opposing directions – that is also surprisingly imaginatively made. This creates some genuinely amazing visuals and designs of the two worlds and showing the people on them interacting

Winter’s Tale (2014)

Winter's Tale (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Urban Fantasy/Romance/Fate and Miracles

Akiva Goldsman, a screenwriter who has laid a trail of devastation through the genre, attempts to film a classic fantasy novel that has aptly described as unfilmable, resulting in a curtailed story that works in individual scenes but is mostly a spawling patchwork of fantasy elements and a romance that never seems to spark

Xanadu (1980)

Xanadu (1980) poster
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Disco Fantasy/Greek Muse Comes to Earth

Bizarre disco fantasy that could have only been conceived out of 80s cocaine madness. Olivia Newton-John is a Greek muse come to Earth to inspire the building of a roller disco. Frequently cited as a bad movie classic, this has mind-boggling scenes that have to be seen to be believed

Your Name. (2016)

Your Name. (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Cross-Time Bodyswap

Makoto Shinkai anime that starts as a light and fluffy piece about a boy and a girl who keep waking up in each other’s bodies but expands out into a wholly different story, gaining unexpected emotional depths