Weekend (1967)

Weekend (1967) poster
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French New Wave/Downfall of Civilisation

Jean-Luc Godard’s classic of the French New Wave where a couple’s journey into the countryside for the weekend becomes increasingly more surreal and anarchic

Red Dawn (2012)

Red Dawn (2012) poster
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North Korean Invasion of the USA

The idea of remaking John Milus’s ridiculous 1984 survivalist fantasy about a Communist invasion of the USA maybe counts as one of the most absurdly unnecessary of all remakes. The film laughably tries to deal with the absence of a Soviet Union by creating a boogeyman out of North Korea

Nightfall (2000)

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Isaac Asimov Adaptation

Isaac Asimov’s Nightfall, about a planet surrounded by six suns that only experiences nightfall once every thousand years, is considered the No 1 classic science-fiction short story. On film, it has alas befallen two impoverished versions from Roger Corman of which this was the second

Lord of the Flies (1990)

Lord of the Flies (1990) poster
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Reversion to Barbarism

Remake of William Golding’s classic work about boys stranded on a desert island descending into barbarism where the book is disastrously Americanised in a clodding adaptation that misses the original’s rich swim of symbolism

Delete (2013)

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Artificial Intelligence Amok

The return of the talented Steve Barron after a decade’s absence in a film that was shot in my own backyard (literally). Disappointingly, all we get is a work that unimaginatively rehashes cliches about amok A.I.s

The Hole (1998)

The Hole (1998) poster
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Urban Disorder

Tsai Ming-Liang film made to celebrate the millennium about the taunting relationship that grows between a man and a woman affected by a hole left between their apartments by a plumber

Honey Pupu (2011)

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Mysterious Disappearances

A confusing Taiwanese film about a series of mysterious disappearances. This is a film that feels like a series of random improv scenes constructed without anything resembling a plot

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016)

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016) poster
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Young Adult/Christian Rapture Film

There have been the various adaptations of the Left Behind books about the Biblical Rapture; this is an attempt to spin the same off for Young Adult audiences and is not very good

Urge (2016)

Urge (2016) poster
Rating: ½
Designer Drug Causes Mass Insanity

The use of a designer drug causes a small island to descend into mass insanity – this is essentially The Crazies repackaged as a slick empty-headed thriller for teen audiences. The various scenes of madness are frequently laughable and the film arrives at possibly the most ridiculous twist ending one has ever seen

Movie 43 (2013)

Movie 43 (2013) poster
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Anthology of Bad Taste Comedy Skits

An anthology of comedy skits that sets out to be in as bad taste as possible – you are left astounded how far a film has to go to offend in this post-South Park era. That and wondering if the producers had kidnapped some of the stars’ family members to force them to participate

Xombies 3D (2011)

Xombies 3D (2011) poster
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Norwegian Zombie Film

Amid the vast horde of low-budget zombie films of the 00s, this Norwegian effort in 3D emerges as possibly the worst. It has no discernible plot, while the gore only consists of cheap digital overlays that looks like Monty Python cutout animation