Jhey Castles Archives

San Andreas Quake (2015)

Rating: ★★

Jan 3, 2018Disaster Movie/The Asylum Mockbuster

The Asylum's cheap mockbuster version of the big-budget Dwaye Johnson-starring disaster movie spectacle San Andreas. Passable as general fare from The Asylum, about the level of the average filler tv movie and with effects to a not-too-bad standard

Director: John Baumgartner

Actors: Jhey Castles, Jason Woods, Grace Van Dien, Lane Townsend, …

Category: Science Fiction

3 January 20186 February 2025 by Roog

Hansel vs Gretel (2015)

Rating: ★

Dec 30, 2019Modernised Fairytale

Sequel to The Asylum's spendidly grotesque Hansel & Gretel, this pits the two characters against one another for contrived reasons to justify its title but is just cheaply made

Director: Ben Demaree

Actors: Brent Lydic, Jhey Castles

Category: Fantasy

30 December 201929 October 2025 by Roog

Jurassic School (2017)

Rating: ★★

Aug 14, 2019Children's Dinosaur Film

The Asylum offer up their own mockbuster copy of the Jurassic World films, an amiable children's film where a young boy hatches a dinosaur egg he finds

Director: Mark Atkins

Actors: Gabriel Bennett, Amber Patino, Ashton Pulis, Tamara Goodwin, …

Category: Science Fiction

14 August 201916 May 2026 by Roog

Titanic 666 (2022)

Rating: ★★

May 15, 2024Ghosts of the Titanic

An offering from The Asylum where a replica of the Titanic sets sail only to be beset by the ghosts of those who sank aboard the original ship

Director: Nick Lyon

Actors: Jamie Bamber, Annalynne McCord, Lydia Hearst, Keesha Sharp, …

Category: Horror

15 May 202414 November 2025 by Roog

Battle for Pandora (2022)

Rating: ★★

Sep 16, 2024Planetary Exploration/Alien Body Snatchers

The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Avatar: The Way of Water, which ingeniously exploits the fact that Saturn has a moon called Pandora. The rest is a low-budget body snatchers film

Director: Noah Luke

Actors: Natalie Storrs, Tom Sizemore, Mark Andrew Ricketson, Kristos Andrews, …

Category: Science Fiction

16 September 202425 November 2025 by Roog