Spider (2002)
Feb 8, 2003Inside a Mentally Ill Man's Mind
David Cronenberg film that subjectively takes place in the mind of mentally ill Ralph Fiennes, a bewildering film with no easy handholds
Grosvenor Park
Sisters (2006)
Nov 4, 2009Siamese Twins Psycho-Thriller
Disappointing remake of Brian De Palma's 1973 Siamese twins psycho-thriller that changes many elements and crucially lacks De Palma's stylistic showmanship
Penelope (2006)
Aug 6, 2024Modern Fairytale/Girl Cursed with a Pig-Like Face
This has the feel of a fairytale where Christina Ricci plays a girl who suffers from a hereditary curse that has left her with a pig-like snout
Highlander: The Source (2007)
Sep 12, 2009Immortal Quest
The fifth of the Highlander films. It is hard to believe people could actually make a film worse than Highlander II but this is akin to Edward D. Wood Jr on a multi-million dollar budget
Disaster Movie (2008)
Jul 4, 2010Parodies of Various Films
The movie parodies of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, which consist of crude, witless gags run over replication of scenes from films of the last twelve months, are painfully unfunny. This doesn't even spoof the disaster movie
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
Dec 31, 2008Future War With the Mutants
Long-planned project that creates an interesting future scenario, epic action, an array of Dirty Dozen characters but emerges as surprisingly trivial