Earthsea (2004)

Earthsea (2004)
Rating:
Jun 21, 2006Epic Fantasy/Apprentice Wizard
This TV mini-series adaptation of the Ursula Le Guin books is an insult. This was quickly mounted on the back of the success of The Lord of the Rings films but feels like tv filler that has zero affinity for Le Guin's richly cultured world

Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010)

Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010)
Rating:
Jun 16, 2013Werewolf Film
Syfy Channel film that seems to offer the intriguing premise of a Modernised Little Red Riding Hood but only deals with this in the vaguest ways. Otherwise this is a standard werewolf film and contains maybe the crappiest CGI wolf transformation scenes ever

Seeds of Destruction (2011)

Seeds of Destruction (2011)
Rating:
Mar 26, 2014Massive Runaway Plant Roots
Cheap Syfy Channel CGI disaster spectacle about runaway plant roots – from the Garden of Eden, no less – growing to endanger the entire planet. Utterly formulaic and seeming to consist of no more than canned pieces of cliche action

Earth’s Final Hours (2011)

Earth’s Final Hours (2011)
Rating: ★★
Aug 19, 2012End of the World/Disaster Movie
Another Syfy Channel low-budget disaster film. This creates a fascinating if scientifically dubious end of the world premise about a white hole but spends the show on the routine stuff of car chases and gunfights

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)
Rating: ★★
Jun 4, 2013Time Travel Experiment Amok
This Syfy Channel production can't seem to decide if it is a sequel or a remake of the 1984 film. Michael Paré turn up in both versions but goes from being the hero to a menacing heavy. The original had its moments but this is generic and routine in all ways

Stonados (2013)

Stonados (2013)
Rating:
Nov 17, 2015Disaster Movie/Tornado of Explosive Boulders
Another cheap Syfy Channel disaster movie – this one featuring a tornado that rains boulders that explode upon landing. Everything runs to the usual formula plotting and cheap CGI effects of these types of movies