Lady in the Water (2006)

Lady in the Water (2006) poster
Rating: 3

For all its descent into loopy ideas at times, this is a decidedly interesting M. Night Shyamalan film about myth featuring Bryce Dallas Howard as a water nymph who appears out of an apartment pool

The Lake House (2006)

The Lake House (2006) poster
Rating: 3

Remake of the South Korean film Il Mare, this is a romantic fantasy where Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock write letters to each other while living in the same house two years apart in time

Lancelot du Lac (1974)

Lancelot du Lac (1974) poster
Rating: 2

French director Robert Bresson’s take on the Arthurian legends, stripped of nobility and magic. I’m not part of the critical cult around Bresson. Films that are dull and lifeless are not about spiritual yearning just dull

The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving (1995)

The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving (1995) poster
Rating: 2.5

Third of The Land Before Time animated films about talking dinosaurs, made for very young children

The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists (1995)

The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists (1995) poster
Rating: 2

The fourth of The Land Before Time animated films about talking dinosaurs, having been made for very young children

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001)

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001) poster
Rating: 2

The first film adaptation of the popular videogame is a film largely premised around the personality of Angelina Jolie. Outside of that, the film is a half-baked series of plot ends and action scenes taken from better films

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) poster
Rating: 1

The first Tomb Raider film was empty-headed but a hit but the series was then killed off by this sequel. Angelina Jolie’s performance is detached from human emotion and the action sequences ludicrous

Last Action Hero (1993)

Last Action Hero (1993) poster
Rating: 4

A big flop but highly underrated Arnold Schwarzenegger film, a sophisticated meta-fiction that views the cinema screen as another dimension and wittily deflates action cliches

The Last Airbender (2010)

The Last Airbender (2010) poster
Rating: 3

Live-action film adaptation of the popular animated tv series, this was widely seen as a disaster for M. Night Shyamalan. I am one of the few that liked the film for Shyamalan’s superbly designed world

The Last Dragonslayer (2016)

The Last Dragonslayer (2016) poster
Rating: 1

An adaptation of Jasper Fforde, one of the cleverest of modern humorous fantasy writers. Alas, the finished result is one that understands nothing about the book and is one of the worst ever screen adaptations

The Last Legion (2007)

The Last Legion (2007) poster
Rating: 2.5

A not uninteresting historical epic from Dino de Laurentiis that merges the tale of the deposed last emperor of Rome into the beginnings of the Arthurian legends

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) poster
Rating: 1.5

This seemed to promise something of tv’s late lamented Constantine or the first Warlock. Instead what we end up with has been turned into a ponderous effects vehicle for Vin Diesel

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) poster
Rating: 3

The much hated adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novels. It is undeniable fun watching the crossover between various fictional Victorian characters, while the production design is amazing

The League of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse (2005)

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005) poster
Rating: 2.5

Film spinoff from the popular British comedy series sees the familiar characters entering the real world to meet their creators and deal with the cancellation of the show

League of Gods (2016)

League of Gods (2016) poster
Rating: 3

A Chinese fantasy film that leaves anything Western fantastic cinema has made recently for dead, including epical battle scenes and a lavish sumptuousness of costuming that leaves your jaw on the floor

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World. There is a mini-industry of these films and, if one can stomach the preachiness, this is not entirely bad

Left Behind (2014)

Left Behind (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Nicolas Cage stars in a new film based on the best-selling books about the Biblical end of the world. Despite a much bigger budget than the Kirk Cameron version, nothing terribly interesting happens

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002) poster
Rating: 2

The second of the Kirk Cameron Biblical End Times films. On one hand, these are quite competently made B movies; on the other the fundamentalist message is unpalatable

Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023)

Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023) poster
Rating: 1

A revival of the Kirk Cameron starring Biblical End of the World films and a sequel to the Nicolas Cage starring reboot. Directed by and starring your favourite internet troll Kevin Sorbo

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016)

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016) poster
Rating: 1

There have been the various adaptations of the Left Behind books about the Biblical Rapture; this is an attempt to spin the same off for Young Adult audiences and is not very good

Left Behind: World at War (2005)

Left Behind: World at War (2005) poster
Rating: 0.5

The third of the Left Behind films with Kirk Cameron facing the Biblical End of the World and the Antichrist. This travels well down into bad movie territory

The Legend of Hercules (2014)

The Legend of Hercules (2014) poster
Rating: 1

Renny Harlin, the director of a great many empty-headed action films, takes on the Greek myth and delivers a Hercules film that feels like it has been directed after too many watchings of 300

The Legend of Ochi (2025)

The Legend of Ochi (2025) poster
Rating: 3

Quite a good A24 release that brings together an impressive cast as a young girl discovers and determines to protect a magical creature. This channels the essence of E.T. and tugs all the heartstrings it can

The Legend of Tarzan (2016)

The Legend of Tarzan (2016) poster
Rating: 3

A reasonable attempt to revive Tarzan. Tthis could almost be a sequel to Greystoke with more of an emphasis on adventure. Alexander Skarsgård broods his way through the title role.

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)

The Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Zack Snyder makes an exquisite motion-capture animated film for adults about talking owls. This has a story that comes with a sweeping mythic arc

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Animated sequel to The Wizard of Oz that proved a charmless flop that misses the magic of the original by a mile. The familiar characters are run over with a gratingly modern sense of humour

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

The Lego Batman Movie (2017) poster
Rating: 3.5

Following the success of The Lego Movie, where he was a scene-stealing supporting character, Batman gets a whole Lego film to himself. Less a Batman film than it is a parody of Batman

The Lego Movie (2014)

The Lego Movie (2014) poster
Rating: 3.5

How much fun can a film based around Lego characters be? A film that overflows with cleverness, wit and energy. The most fun is in the film’s creating a madcap mix-up of characters from different franchises

The Lego Movie 2 (2019)

The Lego Movie 2 (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Sequel to The Lego Movie. This time the idea of the Lego universe, the crossovers and fourth-wall breaking gags are not as fresh but this still gets good mileage out of them

The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)

The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Third of the animated films based on the Lego toy line. This has the same fast-paced humour and witty fourth-wall breaking gags as its predecessors, even if you suspect the Lego Movie brand is starting to fade

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) poster
Rating: 2

Film adaptation of the popular children’s books expends much effort on the design and look and casts a wildly over-acting Jim Carrey as the villain. Beyond that, the show never much goes anywhere

A Letter to Momo (2011)

A Letter to Momo (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Anime about the oddball friendship between a teenage girl and three goblins. Reminiscent of My Neighbor Totoro, it is a film about a girl’s feelings for her parents that eventually becomes greatly affecting

Letters from the Big Man (2011)

Letters from the Big Man (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Maybe the world’s first serious, non-horror, non-cutsie Bigfoot film – an interesting film based on eyewitness accounts that seeks a genteel understanding between the two species

A Liar’s Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python’s Graham Chapman (2012)

A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman (2012) poster
Rating: 3

The death of Graham Chapman put paid to a Monty Python reunion. Undeterred, Chapman’s autobiography is bought to life as an animated film in the gonzo Python style with the remaining Pythons providing voice work

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004)

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first of several tv movies and later tv series about a team that collect mythic artifacts. An unapologetic copy of the Indiana Jones films and surprisingly more fun than you expect

The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines (2006)

The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines (2006) poster
Rating: 2

The second of The Librarian tv movies featuring Noah Wyle as an Indiana Jones-modelled adventurer in search of mythical artifacts – here a map to King Solomon’s Mines

The Life and Loves of a She-Devil (1986)

The Life and Loves of a She-Devil (1986) poster
Rating: 4

An acclaimed mini-series about a frumpy woman taking gleeful revenge on the husband who abandoned her. Essentially Fatal Attraction rewritten with a feminist manifesto with hilariously barbed results

Life During Wartime (2009)

Life During Wartime (2009) poster
Rating: 3

Todd Solondz is one of the finest US indie directors. This sequel to his masterpiece Happiness lacks the original’s savage bite and is his weakest work to date

A Life Less Ordinary (1997)

A Life Less Ordinary (1997) poster
Rating: 2.5

Danny Boyle eccentricity with Ewan McGregor as an inept kidnapper and Cameron Diaz as his more astute abductee. A head-scratching comedy that also throws gun-toting angels into the mix

The Life of Chuck (2024)

The Life of Chuck (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

A Mike Flanagan adaptation of a Stephen King story, this received a great deal of acclaim, but comes with a very peculiar story structure that opens out into a series of unfolding revelations

Life or Something Like It (2002)

Life or Something Like It (2002) poster
Rating: 1

Bland romantic comedy with a miscast Angelina Jolie as a tv newswoman who receives a prophecy of her death and begins to reconsider her life

Lightfields (2013)

Lightfields (2013) poster
Rating: 3

British tv mini-series ghost story that takes place across three different eras – in 1944, 1975 and 2012. More of a mystery than a scare show but drawn with a beautifully wistful feel for place and time

Like Father, Like Son (1987)

Like Father, Like Son (1987) poster
Rating: 3

An entry in the spate of 1980s bodyswap comedies with Dudley Moore and Kirk Cameron as father and son who swap bodies. Enjoyably silly with good performances from both.

Like Mike (2002)

Like Mike (2002) poster
Rating: 1.5

Utterly insipid family film about an orphan kid who is given a magical set of sneakers that turn him into a basketball star who is “like Mike [Jordan].” Little more than a glorified commercial for the NBA

Li’l Abner (1940)

Li'l Abner (1940) poster
Rating: 3

An appealingly nonsensical film adaptation of Al Capp’s comic-strip set in a parody of nowhere hicksville USA. The first films version, although is overshadowed by the more popular 1959 musical

Limbo (2019)

Limbo (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Film set in a police interrogation room in the afterlife where two attorneys argue over whether a dead man should be saved or damned

The Limits of Control (2009)

The Limits of Control (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Cryptic and baffling Jim Jarmusch film with Isaach De Bankole as a mysterious assassin who passes through a series of enigmatic and surreal conversations

The Lion King (1994)

The Lion King (1994) poster
Rating: 4

One of the best films to come out of Disney’s animation renaissance during the 1990s, this uses all the studio as its disposal to create a work that is epic in its scope

The Lion King (2019)

The Lion King (2019) poster
Rating: 1

Jon Favreau had success recreating The Jungle Book in live-action with CGI animals and does the same with The Lion King – only to produce an exacting, lifeless replication missing the charms of the original

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998)

The Lion King II Simba's Pride (1998) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another of the interminable video sequels to their animated classics that Disney made throughout the 90s-00s. This is somewhat better than most of the others

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979)

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979) poster
Rating: 2

Earlier less well known adaptation of the C.S. Lewis book made for tv. This is faithful to the book but is badly hampered by primitive animation and an exceedingly simplistic rendering of the story

Lisey’s Story (2021)

Lisey's Story (2021) poster
Rating: 3

Stephen King writes the script for a TV mini-series adaptation of what he considers to be his best book about a widow who discovers a secret parallel world

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000) poster
Rating: 2.5

One of the video-released sequels to their animated films that Disney made in the 90s/00s, this slavishly imitates its predecessor but does have a likeable line-up of supporting characters

Little Mermaid (2016)

Little Mermaid (2016) poster
Rating: 1

A modernisation of Hans Christian Andersen’s fairytale cast as a hipster romance where the mermaid becomes a stripper, all shot with the gauzy soft focus of a feminine hygiene products commercial

The Little Mermaid (2018)

The Little Mermaid (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Not the Disney film, but a live-action film only loosely based on the Hans Christian Andersen fairytale. Not much more than a nicely made average film but one conducted with evident care

The Little Mermaid (2023)

The Little Mermaid (2023) poster
Rating: 2

Disney’s original The Little Mermaid was an enormously fresh film. This is the live-action remake that came out amid much controversy and is inevitably a lesser shadow of the original.

The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning (2008)

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning (2008) poster
Rating: 2

One among the series of cheap video-released sequels to their classic animated films made during the 1990s/2000s, this is a prequel that offers up a Little Mermaid origin story

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989)

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989) poster
Rating: 2

Anime film based on Winsor McCay’s celebrated comic strip about a boy’s adventures in dreams. Despite a script from Ray Bradbury, the film waters the comic-strip down to the formula of the modern children’s film

Little Nicky (2000)

Little Nicky (2000) poster
Rating: 1

The Adam Sandler comedy and its pitch to the most vulgar common denominator is an acquired taste. This not very funny effort casts Sandler as The Devil’s Son

The Little Prince (2015)

The Little Prince (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

On its own terms, a frequently lovely film. The director made a big thing of how much he loved the Saint-Exupery original but makes a completely different story with only occasional Little Prince interludes

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) poster
Rating: 4

Roger Corman’s no-budget comedy about a killer plant is remade as a multi-million dollar musical with top-drawer effects. Missing is the original’s black comedy but this has many appealingly eccentric delights of its own

The Little Vampire (2017)

The Little Vampire (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Animated film based on the popular series of children’s stories about a kid who befriends a vampire boy. The same stories had previously appeared as a live-action fllm

Live Freaky! Die Freaky! (2006)

Live Freaky! Die Freaky! (2006) poster
Rating: 3

A satiric Claymation animated version of the Manson murders. The film quickly heads for some astonishing bad taste areas, before finding itself in some biting black humour and songs

A Lobster Tale (2006)

A Lobster Tale (2006) poster
Rating: 2.5

Set in a nowhere New England town where fisherman Colm Meaney discovers a moss with miracle-healing properties. Sort of a Magical Realist version of The Shipping News

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024)

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

Graham Skipper directs/writes/stars in a film about the last man on Earth trying to bring his wife’s ghost back from the dead while beset by an entity that has devoured the rest of humanity and just wants to be his friend