Mary and the Witch’s Flower (2017)

Rating: 3

The third film from former Studio Ghibli employee Hiromasa Yonebayashi. Yonebayashi is seen as the carrier of Hayao Miyazaki’s mantle, so much do his films look like lost Miyazaki works. This is sweet and amiable, even if it never hits the emotional heights Miyazaki does

Mary Poppins Returns (2018)

Mary Poppins Returns (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Mary Poppins was one of the greatest of all Disney live-action films, made with nonsensical charm and has become a much loved favourite. As part of the ongoing firesale that involves resurrecting almost all of their properties, this is a sequel. Its an exacting replication/homage to the original but that is the problem – it is a recapturing rather than seems to create its own sparkle

A Matter of Life and Death (1946)

A Matter of Life and Death (1946) poster
Rating: 4

British director Michael Powell creates the most visually stunning of all 1940s afterlife fantasies in lush Technicolor, depicting a heaven of dazzling architectural marvels

Max Reload and the Nether Blasters (2020)

Max Reload and the Nether Blasters (2020) poster
Rating: 3

Videogamers fight a demonic entity unleashed from a 1980s game. A film that is far more fun that you expect and comes loaded with videogaming in-jokes

McDull – The Pork of Music (2012)

McDull - The Pork of Music (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Fifth in a popular series of satiric Hong Kong animated films. Kicks in with an amusingly sarcastic bite that resembles a Beavis and Butt-Head in its story of a talking animal children’s choir but alas by about the halfway point takes itself seriously and starts to get mawkish and sentimental

Me and Him (1988)

Me and Him (1988) poster
Rating: 0-

A comedy in which Griffin Dunne’s penis begins talking to him. Contrary to expectation, most of the film is PG-13 but some of the films attitudes and unfunny routines are fairly mind-boggling

Meatballs III: Summer Job (1987)

Meatballs 3 Summer Job (1987) poster
Rating: 0-

Unrelated to the Bill Murray film in anything but name, this is a moronic teen summer camp comedy in which Patrick Dempsey is aided in trying to lose his virginity by angel Sally Kellerman

Medea (1969)

Medea (1969) poster
Rating: 3

The controversial Pier Paolo Pasolini makes a film based on Medea – the wife of Jason (of Jason and the Argonauts fame), from Greek myth, not to be confused with Tyler Perry’s films, Contrary to the way she is usually portrayed on screen as Jason’s love interest, there is another whole story where she is a vengeance-crazed witch who slaughters their children after he leaves her for another woman

Meet the Santas (2005)

Meet the Santas (2005) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus where here Santa’s son (Steve Guttenberg) ties the knot – amazingly traditional and conservative in its sentiments and with everything so predictable that there is no real drama

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Meet the Spartans (2008) poster
Rating: 0.5

The painfully unfunny films of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are movie parodies, mostly a random assortment of films and celebrities of the last six months run over with crude and vulgar jokes. In this case, they take on parodying principally 300

Mekong Hotel (2012)

Mekong Hotel (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Thai director Apichatpong Weerasethakul is a festival favourite and one genre director whose work is least categorised as such. As with any of Weerasethakul’s films, this has some intensely haunted moments but is severely lacking in plot or any kind of dramatic inertia

Melies Cinemagician (2011)

Rating: 4

Melies Cinemagician is a special screening of a selection of films from Georges Melies presented by Vancouver’s Vancity Theater to celebrate the 150th anniversary of his birth. The show was a live performance involving a score composed especially for the event, displays of conjuring tricks and a magic lantern show. The same year also saw […]

The Melies Mystery (2021)

The Melies Mystery (2021) poster
Rating: 4

A documentary that offers the best discussion of the life of Georges Melies to date. Much of the film is focused on the recent rediscovery of a complete trove of negatives of Melies’s film

Memoir of a Snail (2024)

Memoir of a Snail (2024) poster
Rating: 4

The second Claymation film from Adam Elliot, who made the sublime Mary and Max, concerning the banally hilarious lives of weird, eccentric characters

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008)

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008) poster
Rating: 2

A work of Arthurian sequelia made for the Syfy Channeal featuring Arthur’s daughter inheriting the sword. This has the feel more of a series of B-budgeted D&D wilderness encounters churned out without much effort rather than being a fantasy work that soars

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

Merlin's Apprentice (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

The Mermaid (2016)

The Mermaid (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Stephen Chow has proven himself a comic genius in his directorial works of the 90s/00s. Unfortunately, as he has gained mainstream acclaim, his films have started to disappear under their big-budgets. This is sort of a version of Splash! by way of the fad for madcap Hong Kong slapstick

Mermaid Down (2019)

Mermaid Down (2019) poster
Rating: 2

The mermaid film used to be the stuff of light fantasy but in recent years has become something much darker. This comes with the promising premise of a mermaid having her tail hacked off with an axe then being placed in an asylum where she tries to convince the other patients of who she is

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999)

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) poster
Rating: 2

Luc Besson takes on the Joan of Arc story with then wife Milla Jovovich in the title role but in Besson’s hands it becomes a crazed historical action film that unquestioningly accepts Joan’s visions as real

Metamorphosis (2010)

Rating: 3

Wildly experimental South Korean adaptation of the Kafka story about a man turning into an insect – a film shot entirely by the director in bed with the camera pointed at his feet

Metegol (2013)

Metegol (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Spanish-Argentinean animated film about the miniature players of a table football game come to life. The animation is not the high-end quality of most theatrical releases but passable; everything plays out to to fairly predictable sports movies cliches

The Mexican (2001)

The Mexican (2001) poster
Rating: 2

Romantic comedy pairing Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts as separated lovers in a plot involving Mob shenanigans and a cursed pistol. The two never click and give unmemorable performances

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023)

Michel Gondry: Do It Yourself (2023) poster
Rating: 3

A documentary focused on the unique and distinctive French director Michel Gondry, tracing his emergence through music video and to the success of films like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Midnight in Paris (2011)

Midnight in Paris (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Appealingly lightweight whimsy from Woody Allen in which Owen Wilson keeps timeslipping between the present and 1920s Paris to meet the artistic/literary greats

Midnight’s Children (2012)

Midnight's Children (2012) poster
Rating: 3.5

Adaptation of a Salman Rushdie novel that acts as a superhero film of sorts about a secret war between people with unique powers set against the backdrop of 20th Century Indian history

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999) poster
Rating: 3

Amid Kenneth Branagh’s dynamic cinematic revival of Shakespeare in the 1990s, there was this all-star adaptation of Shakespeare’s whimsy about fairy enchantments

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2014)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (2014) poster
Rating: 4

A filmed version of Julie Taymor’s staging of the Shakespeare play about fairt enchantments. Forget standard interpretations, Taymor opens the play up with an extraordinary visual flair

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2016)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

Adaptation of the Shakespeare play about fairy enchantments by Doctor Who showrunner Russell T. Davies. Davies goes with a standard interpretation alongside radical reinvention – Athens as a fascist dictatorship

A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982)

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982) poster
Rating: 2.5

One of Woody Allen’s slighter films, a sexual rondeau set at the turn of the 20th Century, although mostly riffing on Allen’s familiar sexual neuroses. Contains minor fantasy elements.

The Miracle (1959)

The Miracle (1959) poster
Rating: 0-

A ridiculously melodramatic Catholic historical drama wherein a statue of the Virgin Mary comes to life to take the place of a nun so she can run off and woo a young Roger Moore … A lushly made canvas but otherwise absurdly overwrought piety

Miracle on 34th Street (1994)

Miracle on 34th Street (1994) poster
Rating: 1

A John Hughes written remake of the classic Christmas film where a man (Richard Attenborough) claiming to be Santa ends up tried in court.

Mirage (2018)

Mirage (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

Intelligent and absorbing thriller where a freak storm allows a woman to communicate with the past only to inadvertently create a new timeline where her life is very different

Mirai (2018)

Mirai (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Mamoru Hosoda film nominated for the Best Animated Film at Academy Awards. A young boy jealous at the arrival of a baby sister is visited by her future self and travels through time to meet his family at different periods

Mirror Mirror (2012)

Mirror Mirror (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Tarsem Singh makes a Snow White film. Tarsem’s sets, costumes and visuals are expectedly exquisite and extravagant but all is unwound by a campy, unserious approach

MirrorMask (2005)

MirrorMask (2005) poster
Rating: 4

Neil Gaiman and comic-book artist Dave McKean create a venture into a fantasy world with an extraordinary level of visual imagination and peopled with a remarkable panoply of creations. The results are quite unlike any other film you have seen

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

Tim Burton used to be the great hope of fantastic cinema but his efforts since 2000 have been greeted with general disappointment. This Young Adult adaptation plays out like a fantasy version of the X-Men

The Missing (2003)

The Missing (2003) poster
Rating: 2

Ron Howard makes a Western that has some horror overtones featuring an evil Indian sorcerer. In the hands of a classic director like John Ford this could have been an epic work but Howard’s plodding predictability kills interest

Missing Link (2019)

Missing Link (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

Amiable knockabout stop-motion animated film from Laika Entertainment, although the title is a misnomer and the film is actually about a Bigfoot rather than a Missing Link

The Mists of Avalon (2001)

The Mists of Avalon (2001) poster
Rating: 3.5

TV mini-series based on Marion Zimmer Bradley’s book that offers a revisionist take on the Arthurian legends, telling the story through the eyes of the women of the saga

Moana (2016)

Moana (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Despite being a huge box-office and critical success and being nominated for an Academy Award, I am in a minority in disliking this. Maybe it’s something to do with the fact that it appropriates the culture from my neck of the woods and only spins it out as a series of glib jokes and one-liners

Modesty Blaise (1966)

Modesty Blaise (1966) poster
Rating: 0-

Modesty Blaise was a classic British comic-book about a smart female thief. On screen, it is turned into a copy of the James Bond films that goes for excruciatingly over-the-top camp excess

Moksha – Or The World and I, How Does That Work? (2012)

Moksha – Or The World and I, How Does That Work? (2012) poster
Rating: 2.5

Imagine a weird mix between the basic premise of Saw and Waiting for Godot. A South Korean film about a man inexplicably chained up in a park that is less interested in his escape than it becomes a surreal existential allegory for life

Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon (2021)

Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon (2021) poster
Rating: 3

Ana Lily Amirpour, director of A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, returns with a film about a psychic girl and the eccentric grifters that accumulate around her

The Monkey King (2014)

Rating: 2.5

Enjoyably colourful and silly retelling of the classic Chinese legend. This is one Wu Xia film that leaps aboard the CGI and 3D bandwagon to create a wildly fantastical airbrushed world that comes out resembling a flying swordsman film by way of Avatar

The Monkey King 2 (2016)

The Monkey King 2 (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Sequel to the earlier The Monkey King, which was fun but this is altogether a better film. While the first film was more prelude to Journey to the West, this sets out on the journey and tells one of its stories. Directed with an immensely assured command of the live-action and CGi elements

The Monkey King 3 (2018)

Rating: 2

The Monkey King films are a series of extraordinary works that exists somewhere between CGI and live-action and have a lushness of design. That is balanced against a dated plot that basically rehashes Cat Women of the Moon

The Monkey King (2001)

The Monkey King/The Lost Empire (2001) poster
Rating: 1.5

A tv mini-series adaptation of the famous Chinese legend Journey to the West made for US audiences by Hallmark Entertainment. The story remains stolidly earthbound and the meta-fictional contortions the story has to add to engage in to have the monk hero replaced by a contemporary Thomas Gibson are bizarre

The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965)

The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965) poster
Rating: 3.5

3D restoration of a classic Chinese adaptation of Journey to the West and the best film version of the story to date … an incredible film filled with psychedelically eye-popping animation and amazing action scenes, while gleefully celebrating a defiance of all authority

Monster House (2006)

Monster House (2006) poster
Rating: 4

Delightful motion capture animated film about children discovering a neighbourhood house that is alive. Written with refreshingly well-rounded characters and directed with a great sense of comic grotesque

Monster Hunt (2015)

Monster Hunt (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Apparently the biggest grossing film in China ever. What we get is not much more than a rehash of E.T. with the addition of flying swordsmen. What kills the film is an emphasis of excrutiating slapstick and low-res CGI that makes the various creatures resemble versions of Mr Blobby

A Monster in Paris (2011)

A Monster in Paris (2011) poster
Rating: 3

A charming French-made animated film about a genteel singing monster. Nothing profound but this is beautifully animated and sweetly appealing in all the right places

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Monsters, Inc. (2001) poster
Rating: 4

This was the fourth animated film from Pixar and is a winning and delightful Maurice Sendakian tale about the monsters in the closet and their friendship with a young girl

Monsters University (2013)

Monsters University (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Pixar’s creative decline has been the point they started making these sequels to their hits. This is a disappointing prequel to Monsters, Inc. that largely recycles the cliches of the Revenge of the Nerds films and seems lacking in any of the wacky humour or moments of cuteness we expect of a Pixar film

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) poster
Rating: 4

The first of the Monty Python films, a wickedly funny, willfully nonsensical take on King Arthur and the knightly quest. Contains many classic Python gags