Mood Indigo (2013)

Mood Indigo (2013) poster
Rating: 4

After the disastrous misstep of The Green Hornet, Michel Gondry returns to the surreal whimsy of The Science of Sleep. A film where Gondry delights in scene after scene of visual nonsense and serving up all the appealingly capricious silliness he can muster – creativity for creativity’s sake alone

Moon Man (2012)

Moon Man (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Beautifully made children’s film that is a refreshing change from most of the formulaic product released in the US mainstream. Comes with a sweet simplicity and an enormous freshness, while the animation is rendered with a considerable beauty that makes it just as much a film for adults

Moonwalker (1988)

Moonwalker (1988) poster
Rating: 1

A collection of Michael Jackson short pieces, leading up to the 25 minute Smooth Criminal segment where he transforms into a godlike being. Fascinating in its bizarreness, largely a Michael Jackson ego trip

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) poster
Rating: 2

A Young Adult fantasy adaptation that fells a Harry Potter wannabe repackaged with the brooding teen romanticism of the Twilight series, all under a director whose indifferent handling fails to animate any of the material

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Mortal Kombat (1995) poster
Rating: 3

This film adaptation of the videogame is a lot of fun. The plot is a rehash of Enter the Dragon but the film offers up wall-to-wall action and exotic creatures. A directorial debut for Paul W.S. Anderson

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: 2

A reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame. Produced by James Wan, this emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort that has clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the Mortal Kombat film. While the first film was fun, here anything resembling plot has been stripped away to concentrate on fight scenes such that the film blurs into a single shapeless action sequence

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: 2

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films, this continues into another tournament, introducing a bewildering array of characters from the games amid a high degree of violence and bloodshed

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

Mortal Kombat II (2026) poster
Rating: 2.5

A sequel to the 2021 revival of the film series based on the videogame and a much more satisfying film than its predecessor. The first film was all origin story, but this plunges us into the actual kombat itself

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (2020) poster
Rating: 3

An animated film revival of the Mortal Kombat videogame franchise. This does a quite reasonable reworking of the basics, while leaving you blown away with the ultra-violent excesses of the action

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022) poster
Rating: 2.5

The third of the Mortal Kombat animated films. This abandons inter-dimensional kombat and takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, focused around the blind swordsman Kenshi

Mother! (2017)

Mother! (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Darren Aronofsky’s surreal drama wildly divided critics and was a box-office flop with general audiences. Naturally, what I thought the film was about was completely different to what Aronofsky stated it was about

The ? Motorist (1906)

The ? Motorist (1906) poster
Rating: 3

Early silent film in which a motorcar travels so fast that it heads into orbit. One of the films from Walter R. Booth, a British imitator of Georges Melies, The effects are less sophisticated than Melies developed around this point but the film has its charms

MouseHunt (1997)

Mousehunt (1997) poster
Rating: 3

The directorial debut of Gore Verbinski, this harnesses Babe-styled animatronics to essentially create a live-action Tom and Jerry cartoon with two comic villains being outwitted by a seemingly unkillable mouse

Movie 43 (2013)

Movie 43 (2013) poster

Mowgli (2018)

Mowgli (2018) poster
Rating: 3

This Andy Serkis directed version of The Jungle Book with motion capture animated animals had its thunder stolen by the more high-profile Disney remake of 2016 but is a far superior film

Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)

Mufasa: The Lion King (2024) poster
Rating: 1.5

The Lion King was one of the worst of the live-action Disney remakes. Now comes this prequel

Mulan (2020)

Mulan (2020) poster
Rating: 2

The Disney live-action remake of Mulan finally arrives mired in controversy but the film itself proves a solid production for the most part, although never quite soars as a work of fantasy

Mulan (1998)

Mulan (1998) poster
Rating: 3

Disney animated film based on the Chinese legend of the girl who posed as a warrior. Unlike the similar historically-based Pocahontas, this emerges as well rounded and satisfying

Mulholland Dr. (2001)

Mulholland Dr. (2001) poster
Rating: 3.5

David Lynch work of Hollywood noir in which novice actress Naomi Watts (in the role that made her name) is drawn into a surreal idenity blurring mystery. As always with Lynch, this baffling, weird and mesmerising

The Mummy Returns (2001)

The Mummy Returns (2001) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the 1999 The Mummy. Here Stephen Sommers amplifies everything in that film by a factor of ten where the constant bombardment by the spectacular reaches an point of absurd overkill

The Muppet Movie (1979)

The Muppet Movie (1979) poster
Rating: 4

The first and best of the Muppet films where Jim Henson spins them off onto the big screen with charm and sly humour

The Muppets (2011)

The Muppets (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Surprisingly fun revival of the Muppets that reboots the series after the insipid entries of the last few years and succeeds by going back to recapture the sly double-level of humour that Jim Henson patented

Muppets from Space (1999)

Muppets from Space (1999) poster
Rating: 2

The third and one of the better of the generally insipid Muppet movies produced following Jim Henson’s death. This tells the story of Gonzo’s origins as an alien where the film borrows spoofs the then-popularity of tv’s The X Files

Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

Muppets Most Wanted (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Muppets were successfully revived in The Muppets; this is a lesser follow-up that leaves us with a feeling that the creative team used their best ammunition first time around

The Muse (1999)

The Muse (1999) poster
Rating: 2.5

Albert Brooks film with Sharon Stone as a Greek muse. This suggests a Woody Allen whimsy crossed with something of Robert Altman’s The Player and its satire on Hollywood with real-life celebrities playing themselves

My Life as a Fairytale: Hans Christian Andersen (2001)

My Life as a Fairytale: Hans Christian Andersen (2001) poster
Rating: 2.5

TV mini-series that purports to tell a biography of fairytale author Hans Christian Andersen only to freely rearrange or outrighly invents aspects of Andersen’s life

My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

My Neighbor Totoro (1988) poster
Rating: 5

Possibly the most perfect of all Hayao Miyazaki’s anime, a work about childhood featuring an array of charmingly eccentric creatures. It is a film of absolutely magical charms beneath which lies a swim of adult emotions that children’s films rarely touch upon

The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu (1929)

The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu (1929) poster
Rating: 2

The first film appearance of one of the great super-villains of pulp fiction. This was a silent film version with Warner Oland cast in the title role, making a rolypoly Fu Mancu in contrast to some of the other great actors in the part

Mystery Train (1989)

Mystery Train (1989) poster
Rating: 4

Dry and typically laconic trio of tales from Jim Jarmusch all set around characters at a Memphis hotel on the same night. Included here for one episode featuring the appearance of a ghost Elvis

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014)

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) poster
Rating: 3

A surprisingly good effort to emerge from the arena of fan-made Kickstarter funded filmmaking. Essentially, a group of fans have brought their mutual love of playing Dungeons and Dragons to life but the film, while low-budgeted, places a great deal of care into the characters and building of the world

Mythica: The Darkspore (2015)

Mythica: The Darkspore (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes was a fan-made epic fantasy film made with a high degree of creativity and professionalism; this sequel is slightly the lesser but still maintains the high degree of quality

Mythica: The Iron Crown (2016)

Mythica: The Iron Crown (2016) poster
Rating: 3

This was the fourth in the surprisingly good Mythica series of low-budget epic fantasy films funded via Kickstarter. This proves to be the best of the series yet

Mythica: The Necromancer (2015)

Mythica: The Necromancer (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

The third of the surprisingly good Kickstarter financed Mythica films. This marks a changeover of directors in the series and is slightly the lesser but still does highly imaginative things with a low-budget

Naked (2017)

Naked (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Comedic variant on Groundhog Day where Marlon Wayans wakes up naked in an elevator on his wedding day and is forced to repeat the same hour over and over as he tries to get to the church

Nanny McPhee (2005)

Nanny McPhee (2005) poster
Rating: 2

Emma Thompson written and starring adaptation of a series of children’s books comes across as a lesser copy of Mary Poppins. A film that feels like it should have been more than it ends up being.

Nanny McPhee & the Big Bang (2010)

Nanny McPhee & the Big Bang (2010) poster
Rating: 2

I never much cared for Nanny McPhee. This is a sequel that replicates the original in fairly much the same amount mix of plot elements, slapstick sequences and nonsensical absurdism

The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey (1988)

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988) poster
Rating: 4

The hugely underrated Vincent Ward makes a film about Mediaeval pilgrims travelling through time to the present. Shot in an series of extraordinary images that show how bewildering the modern world would be to them

Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love (1971)

Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love (1971) poster
Rating: 0-

In one’s efforts to track down all Edward D. Wood Jr’s films, one finally comes to Necromania, which was believed lost for many years … This turns out to be a pornographic film, consisting of little more than serial sex scenes, this far less interesting because it lacks all of Wood’s typical gaffes and ineptitudes

The Neverending Story (1984)

Rating: 2.5

A popular fantasy film of the 80s that sits just between the imaginative, particularly when it comes to some its creature effects and design work, and the mawkish. It also comes with an intriguing level of meta-fiction that delivers some odd messages

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to The Neverending Story made with a better budget. This delivers some amazing sets and creature designs but is killed with a script that discards the metaphors and complex level of meta-fiction of the original

Neverland (2011)

Neverland (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Following Tin Man and Alice, another of Nick Willing’s ingenious rewritings and rationalisations of classic children’s tales in science-fiction terms. Here the essentials of Peter Pan are transported to another planet

The New Adventures of Pinocchio (1999)

The New Adventures of Pinocchio (1999) poster
Rating: 0.5

Sequel to the 1996 CGI The Adventures of Pinocchio, this is a shabby and drearily made piece of filler that unimaginatively shuffles around the basic elements of the first film without making an effort at all

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988)

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988) poster
Rating: 0-

Ill-conceived US version of the popular children’s book character created by Astrid Lindgren. The result feels less a film as it does a kindergarten playground gone entirely out of control

New York Stories (1989)

New York Stories (1989) poster
Rating: 4

Anthology where directors Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and Woody Allen each contribute an episode set in New York. Allen’s contribution in which a magician’s trick manifests a giant nagging mother in the sky is side-splitting

Next Door (2005)

Next Door (2005) poster
Rating: 4

Brilliantly twisted Norwegian film in the vein of Roman Polanski’s Repulsion and The Tenant about a man whose dealings with two girls living in the apartment next door starts blurring and shifting into some genuinely surreal and out there, not to mention perverse, territory

Night at the Museum 2 (2009)

Night at the Museum 2 (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the Ben Stiller hit offers more of the same with a bigger museum and more exhibits come to life but little else

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
Rating: 1

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

Night at the Museum (2006)

Night at the Museum (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Popular family hit with Ben Stiller as a night watchman at New York’s Museum of Natural History who discovers that the exhibits come to life at night. More a cute idea than a full film, there is some fun to the characters and effects

Night Has a Thousand Eyes (1948)

Night Has a Thousand Eyes (1948) poster
Rating: 2.5

A classic work of Film Noir adapted from a Cornell Woolrich novel featuring Edward G. Robinson as a stage mentalist who suddenly finds he can predict the future for real

Nightbitch (2024)

Nightbitch (2024) poster
Rating: 3.5

This comes with the irresistible appeal of a premise where frustrated mother Amy Adams finds herself turning into a dog. A very interesting take on the problems of motherhood

Nightmare Alley (2021)

Nightmare Alley (2021) poster
Rating: 4

Nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture, Guillermo Del Toro’s remake of the 1947 film noir tale about a fake clairvoyant is an exquisite piece of mood and design

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) poster
Rating: 5

Tim Burton and Henry Selick combine on this stop-motion animated fantasy made in Burton’s characteristcially eccentric style, a beautifully stylised and dark fantasy in which assorted Halloween denizens invade Christmas

Nine Lives (2016)

Nine Lives (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Your mind struggles to process the premise of Nine Lives – where Kevin Spacey finds himself in the body of a cat. It seems a variation on the earlier Oh Heavenly Dog in which Chevy Chase was reincarnated as Benji. Some cute effects but what a lightweight effort for an actor of Spacey’s calibre

Ninja Scroll (1993)

Ninja Scroll (1993) poster
Rating: 4

One of the most extraordinary of all anime films – apparently a favourite of The Wachowskis (you can see they’ve borrowed moves from it), concerning ninja facing supernaturally empowered assassins demonic forces, directed with an extraordinary visual stylism

Noah (2014)

Noah (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the Biblical legend was mired in controversy. I can only applaud his decision to defy those who claim ownership of the story and set out to make an interesting film. Yet Noah remains an epic that never seems to quite fill the screen and a human drama that never quite comes to life

Norm of the North (2016)

Norm of the North (2016) poster
Rating: 1

As animated films go, there are few that feel like a constructor set of pieces copied from every other film than this. Audiences found the adventures of a twerking polar bear lacking too and it made a record for the lowest weekend gross for an animated film ever

North (1994)

North (1994) poster
Rating: 3

Likeable absurdist fable from Rob Reiner with Elijah Wood as a boy searching the world for perfect parents. With Bruce Willis as the Easter Bunny

Northfork (2003)

Northfork (2003) poster
Rating: 2

The Polish Brothers, two of the most underrated creative teams in the US today, make a rather puzzling film about angels that feels like muted Coen Brothers. The film is cool, measured, has often striking imagery but leaves you scratching your head trying to figure out what it is about