Ghosts of the Ozarks (2021)

Ghosts of the Ozarks (2021) poster
Rating: 3

Worthwhile film that has a strong vibe of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village about a post-US Civil War town that comes under attack by mysterious creatures

Girls School Screamers (1985)

Girls School Screamers (1985) poster
Rating: 2

Catholic schoolgirls are being killed in a big old haunted house. This was unable to find a release in its original form whereupon it was bought up by Troma, given a much more sensationalistic title and released with extra gore scenes

Ginger Snaps Back: The Begining (2004)

Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004) poster
Rating: 3.5

Third of the Ginger Snaps films, a prequel set during the pioneer era with Emily Perkins and Katharine Isabelle again as sisters taking refuge at a fort under attack by werewolves. The scene-setting and atmosphere of foreboding is superlative

Ginger Snaps: Unleashed (2004)

Ginger Snaps: Unleashed (2004) poster
Rating: 3.5

The first of two sequels to the Canadian werewolf film. This takes place with the surviving sister placed in a rehab facility and is the best of the trilogy, even better than the first film was in its writing and characters

Girl at the Window (2022)

Girl at the Window (2022) poster
Rating: 1

From Mark Hartley, known for his documentaries about cult cinema, a film that borrows the premise of Disturbia where a teenage girl thinks her neighbour is a serial killer

The Girl in the Trunk (2024)

The Girl in the Trunk (2024) poster
Rating: 1

A thriller that comes with an identical premise to the earlier Trunk about a girl who is abducted and locked inside the trunk of a car from where she tries to affect an escape from her abductor

Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Girl on the Third Floor (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

Wrestler C.M. Punk does a halfway reasonable job of branching out as an actor, playing a regular guy engaged in home renovation who has to deal with a malevolent house

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) poster
Rating: 3.5

Claimedly the world’s first Iranian vampire film. Although not quite the case, this is an attention grabbing pitch. The film has the wonderfully haunted quality of a Nadja while inverting vampiric and Islamic imagery with sensational regard

The Girl With All the Gifts (2016)

The Girl With All the Gifts (2016) poster
Rating: 4

The zombie film has become a creatively exhausted genre in recent years. This is an effort that completely changes the game with fiercely original effect, anchored by one of the best child performances in some time

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) poster
Rating: 4

Strong and dramatically absorbing Swedish thriller featuring one of the most original and provocative heroines on screen in some time. A word of mouth hit that later underwent a lesser English-language remake

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) poster
Rating: 3

David Fincher’s English-language remake of the Swedish film is capably made but a lesser shadow of something that worked perfectly the first time. In particular, Rooney Mara is no substitute for Noomi Rapace

Girlhouse (2014)

Girlhouse (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Slasher film that comes with the interestingly original setting of a college dorm webcam porn site. Unfortunately, the film takes an awfully safe and tasteful route in delivering it

Girls Against Boys (2012)

Girls Against Boys (2012) poster
Rating: 2

In the vein of films like I Spit on Your Grave and especially Baise-Moi, two girls go on a killing spree against rapists and asshole men. Undeniably interesting but this gets sabotaged by the film’s gaping moral blindspots

The Glass House (2001)

The Glass House (2001) poster
Rating: 3

A modest and reasonably effective psycho-thriller about a brother and sister who are adopted after the death of their parents only to find their step-parents have sinister intent

The Glow (2002)

The Glow (2002) poster
Rating: 2

This rehashes the basic set-up of Rosemary’s Baby but with a spin where a couple move into the perfect apartment only to find their neighbours are health obsessed seniors with a sinister agenda

Gods and Monsters (1998)

Gods and Monsters (1998) poster
Rating: 4

Biopic of James Whale, director of the Frankenstein/Bride of Frankenstein. Whale’s movies are used to echo a tale of friendship between the aging gay Whale (Ian McKellan) and his straight gardener (Brendan Fraser)

Gods of the Deep (2023)

Gods of the Deep (2023) poster
Rating: 2

Charlie Steeds is a low-budget British director who has shown reasonable promise. Here he makes an H.P. Lovecraft homage about a submarine expedition that awakens Cthulhu on the ocean floor

Gogol: The Beginning (2017)

Gogol: The Beginning (2017) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first in a trilogy of Russian dark fantasy films featuring the real-life horror writer Nikolai Gogol as an occult detective investigating a series of supernatural mysteries

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge (2024) poster
Rating: 2

Another in the spate of horror versions of fairytales and children’s stories, this is essentially The Strangers played out with people terrorised by a group dressed as Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Gone (2012)

Gone (2012) poster
Rating: 2

This feels like a post-Silence of the Lambs thriller with Amanda Seyfried as an abduction survivor trying to find her missing sister. The film never rises above the cliches of the genre

A Good Marriage (2014)

A Good Marriage (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Stephen King writes a screen adaptation of his own story about a wife who discovers that her husband is a serial killer. A strong premise that oddly misses most of the opportunities.

The Good Nurse (2022)

The Good Nurse (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Sober realistic True Crime film based on the story of Charlie Cullen, a nurse in New Jersey that killed some 400 patients, injecting them with lethal doses of drugs

Good Samaritan (2020)

Good Samaritan/Don't Look Back (2020) poster
Rating: 1

Directorial outing from the creator of Final Destination about bystanders who are witness to a murder but do nothing and are afterwards killed by a possible supernatural agency

Good Tidings (2016)

Good Tidings (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Another psycho Santa film – a genre that is almost gaining its own niche. This British entry fearlessly pushes its elements to an extreme that most of these other Christmas horrors balk at

Goodnight Mommy (2014)

Goodnight Mommy (2014) poster
Rating: 3.5

Effective and disturbing work about two boys who begin to think that someone else might have taken their mother’s place after she returns in bandages. The film reaches a particularly chill and nasty climax

Goosebumps 2 (2018)

Goosebumps 2 (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The second film spun off from R.L. Stine’s popular horror stories promotes the wonderfully evil ventriloquist’s dummy Slappy to principal nemesis. The rest of the film is predictable but Slappy deserves his own series

Gorenos (2016)

Gorenos (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

Low key horror in which a teenager finds his brother has traded his soul to demonic forces. This is modestly effective, where those involved are engaged in a clear effort to make it work

Granny of the Dead (2017)

Granny of the Dead (2017) poster
Rating: 0.5

A British-made effort that offers the amusing idea of zombified geriatrics on their walking frames. However, the actual film lacks any tongue-in-cheek approach and emerges as excruciating on all counts

Grave Encounters 2 (2012)

Grave Encounters 2 (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Grave Encounters was an unremarkable Found Footage film. This much smarter sequel takes its lead from Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 in being a meta-fiction that investigates the phenomenon of the first film

Grave Encounters (2011)

Grave Encounters (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Another Found Footage horror film with a reality tv ghostbusting team investigating a haunted asylum. The Found Footage genre quickly became exhausted and this only treads where others have gone before

Gravy (2015)

Gravy (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Three psychos who imprison the employees of a restaurant announcing they are going to kill and then cook all of them as a gourmet meal. A film made with a devastatingly black sense of humour

The Greasy Strangler (2016)

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Rating: 3.5

The most likely response to this is going to be “WHAT THE $%@^* AM I WATCHING?” – a film so far removed from the average experience, so located in its own unique, utterly eccentric universe it has instant cult classic written all over it

The Great American Snuff Film (2003)

The Great American Snuff Movie (2003) poster
Rating: 4

A really good, unrecognised early Found Footage film, supposedly a series of videotapes that chronicle the activities of a serial killer. A film that takes us inside an incredibly disturbed headspace

Great White Waters (2025)

Great White Waters (2025) poster
Rating: 3

Anthony Ferrante made the Sharknado films. He returns here to make a serious survival thriller about a woman who is forced by drug dealers to dive and retrieve a stash in shark infested waters

The Green Inferno (2013)

The Green Inferno (2013) theatrical poster
Rating: 2.5

Eli Roth pays homage to the Italian cannibal films of the 70/80s, the most extreme genre ever put on film. While not uninteresting, rendered on a studio budget and passed uncut by the MPAA, this never touches the raw savagery of the originals

Grim Prairie Tales (1990)

Grim Prairie Tales (1990) poster
Rating: 3

An interesting, if not completely successful, attempt to revive the horror anthology – in this case with four tales that all take place in a Western setting

The Grudge (2004)

The Grudge (2004) poster
Rating: 3

The English-language remake of Ju-on: The Grudge, this has the good sense to retain the original’s director Takashi Shimizu. The script makes more sense and Shimizu replicates the same eerie scares

The Grudge 2 (2006)

The Grudge 2 (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Follow-up to The Grudge, the English-language remake of the Japanese horror film. Although original Japanese director Takashi Shimizu is present, this is one of the weaker Ju-on/Grudge films

The Grudge (2020)

The Grudge (2020) poster
Rating: 1

The fourteenth Ju-on/The Grudge film, a reboot of the 2004 English language version from Sam Raimi’s Ghost House Pictures. This was dumped by its distributor and received some terrible reviews