Lady Krampus (2018)

Lady Krampus (2018) poster
Rating: 1

This is a misleadingly titled film that features no Krampus and is actually a low-budget Christmas slasher that has been renamed by the distributor. Poorly made on all accounts.

Lady of Csejte (2015)

Lady of Csejte (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Another film about Countess Bathory, although this returns to the historical record rather than makes her as a vampire. Killed by being told through the eyes of two kids and a ridiculously tame account of Bathory’s activities

The Lair (2022)

The Lair (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Neil Marshall was a highly promising genre name a few years ago on the basis of The Descent. Here he returns with a film about soldiers facing alien hybrid monsters in Afghanistan

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

The Lair of the White Worm (1988) poster
Rating: 2

Ken Russell adapts a Bram Stoker novel about a snake cult. In Russell’s hand, Stoker’s serious work is turned into a campy over-the-top comedy overloaded with worm and phallic symbols

Lake Eerie (2016)

Lake Eerie (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This seems to be shaping up to be another entry in the over-saturated low-budget haunted house film. While never straying too far from this, this does throw in some interestingly strange twists

Lake Fear 2: The Swamp (2018)

Lake Fear 2: The Swamp (2018) poster
Rating: 1

Slasher film in which a group of unlikeable teens on Springbreak are slaughtered by backwoods hicks in the Everglades. Sold as a sequel to Lake Fear despite neither film being connected in any way

Lake Mungo (2008)

Lake Mungo (2008) poster
Rating: 2.5

An Australian Found Footage film about a haunting. Rather than the intense spookiness of Paranormal Activity, this is more a mockumentary that is constantly turning what we expect is going on on its head

Land of the Dead (2005)

Land of the Dead (2005) poster
Rating: 3

George Romero’s return to the zombie genre after twenty years, after others starting remaking and homaging his films. Romero still makes potent social metaphors but the gory extremes of his earlier films seem tamed down

Landmine Goes Click (2015)

Landmine Goes Click (2015) poster
Rating: 3

A film that sells its premise in three words. Essentially a variant on Phone Booth, this keeps a character trapped on a landmine unable to move and keeps piling on torturous twists from there

The Last Exorcism (2010)

The Last Exorcism (2010) poster
Rating: 4

An exorcism film made Found Footage-style with Patrick Fabian as a conman exorcist. This is constantly confounding everything one expects of the genre with considerable cleverness

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the sleeper 2010 Found Footage hit. Alas, this is a sequel that understands almost nothing about what made the first film so original and is just a possession film that comes utterly by the numbers

Last Girl Standing (2015)

Last Girl Standing (2015) poster
Rating: 3.5

This asks the question of what happens to the final girl after a slasher film. This is less a slasher film than a work about post-traumatic stress before reaching a jaw-dropping ending

The Last Heist (2016)

The Last Heist (2016) poster
Rating: 1.5

Mike Mendez film about a heist on a safety deposit company. Henry Rollins proves extremely entertaining as a serial killer come to retrieve his collection of eyeballs in the vault and caught in the midst

The Last Horror Movie (2003)

The Last Horror Movie (2003) poster
Rating: 2.5

British effort from the early days of the Found Footage film that reminds of Man Bites Dog with a serial killer demonstrating his techniques to a videographer

The Last House on the Left (2009)

The Last House on the Left (2009) poster
Rating: 2

A disappointing remake of the harrowing Wes Craven classic where the violence has been tamed down and the film is entirely missing the irony of the original’s savage ending

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

A fitfully amusing H.P. Lovecraft fanboy comedy. Lovecraft, a noted conservative, would likely have deplored the idea of the nerd comedy but this gets the flavour of Lovecraft’s works down better than most

Last Night in Soho (2021)

Last Night in Soho (2021) poster
Rating: 3.5

Edgar Wright creates a dazzlingly stylish recreation of 1960s London in a work with Thomasine McKenzie as a modern girl haunted by ghosts of the era’s dark underside

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The sixth of the Sharknado films, this has the usual crew fighting sharknados throughout history. With this comes the recognition there is nowhere more ridiculous and over-the-top for the series to go

Last Shift (2014)

Last Shift (2014) poster
Rating: 3

A ghost story that borrows quite a few touches from Assault on Precinct 13 in its tale of a haunted police station. Director Anthony DiBlasi spends his time on accumulating atmosphere with considerable effectiveness

The Last Thing Mary Saw (2021)

The Last Thing Mary Saw (2021) poster
Rating: 3

A strikingly directed film that conjures something of The Witch: A New-England Folktale in its depiction of the horrors present in a religiously oppressive household

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) poster
Rating: 2

One of a spate of recent films that adapt characters or sections from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, this concerns the doomed ship voyage aboard which Dracula travels to England

Late Night Double Feature (2016)

Late Night Double Feature (2016) poster
Rating: 2

In the same vein as Grindhouse, an anthology that consists of two longer stories set around the gimmick of a tv horror host playing a double-bill, along with several mocked-up parody trailers

Late Night With the Devil (2023)

Late Night With the Devil (2023) poster
Rating: 4

This conducts a perfect simulation of a 1970s tv talkshow with David Dastmalchian as a host who tries to expose/debunk a demonic possession before things go wrong live on air

Late Phases (2014)

Late Phases (2014) poster
Rating: 3.5

A highly original treatment of werewolf themes that begins with the unique premise of ‘Werewolf in a Retirement Village’ and features a hero who is an aging blind man

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

Law Abiding Citizen (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Vigilante film where Gerard Butler exacts revenge against the justice system while imprisoned in a jail cell. The dispatches become entertainingly improbable to the point that Butler almost becomes a Batman villain in all but name

Leatherface (2017)

Leatherface (2017) poster
Rating: 1.5

Supposedly a The Texas Chain Saw Massacre prequel that offers us a Leatherface origin story. The least Texas Chain Saw-like of the sequels and eventually a far cry from the original

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) poster
Rating: 1

The third of the Texas Chainsaw films where the rights have now been inherited by New Line Cinema and the brutality of the original promptly watered down to MPAA standards

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026)

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) poster
Rating: 2

Blumhouse conduct not a reboot but a new mummy film – that has no actual mummy in it and instead seems to have taken most of its moves from The Exorcist. And naturally the title leaves you asking “Lee who?”

The Legacy of the Bones (2019)

The Legacy of the Bones (2019) poster
Rating: 3

The second of the films based on Dolores Redondo’s police procedurals, this heads into an admirably dark and perverse place with plenty of jolt twists

The Legend of Jack and Jill (2021)

The Legend of Jack and Jill (2021) poster
Rating: 2

From the people who made Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, a film where the nursery rhyme of Jack and Jill somehow morphs into a variant on The Hills Have Eyes

Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural (1973)

Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973) poster
Rating: 3

A vampire film that has gained a cult reputation. This nominally falls into the lesbian vampire fad but mostly takes place on a level of dreamy suggestiveness. Not fully successful but certainly something unique

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) poster
Rating: 2

This seems to want to do for the lesbian vampire film what Shaun of the Dead did for the zombie film. Alas, the film makes its appeal fairly and squarely into the crude, sexism of British lad culture

Leslie, My Name is Evil (2009)

Leslie, My Name is Evil (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

A film about the Manson Family killings told through the eyes of one of Manson Girls Leslie Van Houten. This becomes a savage and biting indictment of 1960s social morality

Let Me In (2010)

Let Me In (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Surprisingly good English-language remake of Let the Right One In, the first release from the revived Hammer Films. It is extremely faithful to the original, while also recreating it with some subtlety

Life After Beth (2014)

Life After Beth (2014) poster
Rating: 3

Billed as a ‘zom-rom-com’, Dane DeHaan deals with girlfriend Aubrey Plaza who has returned from the dead. The film has a quirky appeal even if it is never quite as funny as it promises to be

Life Among the Cannibals (1996)

Life Among the Cannibals (1996) poster
Rating: 2

A black comedy that feels like a wannabe Coen Brothers film. Set among various Hollywood hangers-on, this starts with a surreal bizarreness that collapses into raucous farce

The Life and Deaths of Christopher Lee (2024)

The Life and Deaths of Christopher Lee (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

A documentary about horror legend Christopher Lee covering his life and principal films. Supposedly narrated by Lee who is represented by a voice imitator and animation

Lifechanger (2018)

Lifechanger (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

A unique and original variation on the bodyswap theme, told from point-of-view of an entity that passes through various bodies in a murderous spree as it tries to make its way back to the girl it loves