Assimilate (2019)

Assimilate (2019) poster
Rating: 2

A body snatchers film, shot partially as Found Footage where teens shooting a video make the discovery that people in their town are being replaced

Asteroid (2021)

Asteroid (2021) poster
Rating: 2

We have had numerous films about asteroids and meteors about to strike the Earth. This is played as a comedy where a man buys his dream home only to find it is ground zero for an oncoming comet strike

Asteroid City (2023)

Asteroid City (2023) poster
Rating: 3

Wes Anderson’s quirky individualistic films can be an acquired taste. This is set in a stunningly designed retro 1950s town as various oddball characters intersect in between the appearance of an alien visitor

Astro (2018)

Astro (2018) poster
Rating: 0-

A film about alien visitors, transcendental states of mind and sinister government agencies. This boggles the mind in terms of laughable writing and all-round bad filmmaking

Astro Boy (2009)

Astro Boy (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

This animated theatrical remake of the old Astro Boy cartoon series is nicely made, although the film often feels over-simplistic in its scripting and use of cliches

The Astro-Zombies (1968)

The Astro-Zombies (1968) poster
Rating: 0-

A real Grade Z film. A mind-boggling stew involving John Carradine conducting mad science experiments, technical gaffes aplenty, spy capers featuring Tura Satana and even M.A.S.H.‘s Wayne Rogers on script

Astronaut (2019)

Astronaut (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Space movies were big following successes like Gravity and The Martian. At complete contrast, this is a genteel laidback film with Richard Dreyfuss as a senior obsessed with boarding a spaceflight

The Astronaut Farmer (2006)

The Astronaut Farmer (2006) poster
Rating: 4

The Polish Brothers are a greatly underrated force in US filmmaking. Here they make a fine film with Billy Bob Thornton as an everyday farmer who decides to build and launch his own space rocket

At the Earth’s Core (1976)

At the Earth's Core (1976) poster
Rating: 2

Second in the trilogy of Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations starring Doug McClure. This opens with the fabulous invention of the drilling mole but the arrival at the earth’s core look cheap and tatty

Atlantic Rim (2013)

Atlantic Rim (2013) poster
Rating: 2.5

When Guillermo Del Toro made Pacific Rim, The Asylum conducted their own copy simply by switching US seaboards. While not exactly Oscar quality, this is one of The Asylum’s better mockbusters

Atlantic Rim: Resurrection (2018)

Atlantic Rim: Resurrection (2018) poster
Rating: 2

When Guillermo Del Toro made Pacific Rim, The Asylum switched US seaboards to make Atlantic Rim. With the release of the Pacific Rim sequel, The Asylum followed in kind

Atlantis: Milo’s Return (2003)

Atlantis: Milo's Return (2003) poster
Rating: 1

Another shabby Disney video-released sequel, in this case to Atlantis the Lost Empire. The result looks like three episodes of an unsold tv series slapped together to sell as a film

Atlantis, The Lost Continent (1961)

Atlantis the Lost Continent (1961) poster
Rating: 2

George Pal was one of the top genre producers of the 1950s. Here he aims to emulate the Cinemascope Biblical spectaculars of the day albeit with an SF spin but this ends up one of his lesser works

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) poster
Rating: 3

One of the less successful films of the Disney renaissance of the 90s/00s. Disney has never done well with animated SF. That aside, this a very nicely animated Steampunk adventure

Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike (2012)

Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike (2012) poster
Rating: 1

The second film from Ayn Rand’s libertarian fantasy. This gets more into the meat of Rand’s ideas (wherein the wealthy decide to ignore an undeserving world) and is even more ridiculous than the first film

Atlas Shrugged III: Who is John Galt? (2014)

Atlas Shrugged III: Who is John Galt? (2014) poster
Rating: 1

The third of the trilogy of films adapted from Ayn Rand’s absurd fantasy wherein the leaders of the business world decide to go on strike because they don’t feel appreciated enough

Atlas Shrugged (2011)

Atlas Shrugged (2011) poster
Rating: 2

The first in a three part film adaptation of Ayn Rand’s novel that makes a heavy-handed and frequently tub-thumping argument for the virtues of selfishness and despisal of any rules of fairness

Atragon (1963)

Atragon (1963) poster
Rating: 2.5

Ishiro Honda, the director of Godzilla, makes a colourful dventure film about a super-submarine battling an undersea empire in the vein of other works of the era like Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022)

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022) poster
Rating: 2

B budget director Jim Wynorski makes another of his bimbo films, a parody of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman where a cam girl is turned giant size after eating GMO food

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958) poster
Rating: 1

1950s bad movie classic with Allison Hayes as a wife made into a giant by a passing UFO who rampages through town after her philandering husband. Painfully bad effects make for show that frequently slides into the laughable

Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1993)

Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1993) poster
Rating: 2

The first time we have had a remake of a bad movie – in this case the 1958 film. The title role is cast with Darryl Hannah and the shabby effects gets a much more polished work over

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995)

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995) poster
Rating: 2

Fred Olen Ray offers up a bimbo movie take on Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Where the original was an early feminist parable, Olen Ray offers up a giant woman whose only motivation is wanting a bigger set of breasts

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) poster
Rating: 3

One of the essential items in the cult of B-movie director Roger Corman. A cheerfully absurd atomic monster movie that comes with clear corners cut but played by Corman and cast with more seriousness than it deserves

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023)

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023) poster
Rating: 0-

Yes, a film about an invasion by space chickens, which are represented by hand puppets. Words fail me on this one. This is painful to watch. My Worst Film of 2023.

Attack the Block (2011)

Attack the Block (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

A refreshingly original film that transplants an alien invasion story to a modern British housing estate where a group of young hoodlums become the first line of defence against the invaders

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) poster
Rating: 2

Third of the Austin Powers films and the point where the amusements of the other films topples over into a pandering indulgence to Mike Myers’ mugging, which is allowed to overtake the whole show

Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997)

Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997) poster
Rating: 3.5

The first of Mike Myers’ Austin Powers films is at times extremely silly and scatological but does offer a knowing and witty parody of the James Bond films. The result became a cult phenomenon

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) poster
Rating: 3

The second of the Austin Powers films is less sharp in its parody of the James Bond film and more focused on a series of broad scatological gags. Mike Myers owns the show in a trio of entertainingly gregarious performances

Automata (2014)

Automata (2014) poster
Rating: 4

This Blade Runner-influenced work about robots that develop artificial intelligence is exceptional, featuring a particularly captivating last half with Antonio Banderas journeying with strangely alive robots

Automation (2019)

Automation (2019) poster
Rating: 1

Another among the recent spate of Artificial Intelligence film, the story of a secretary who befriends a robot. This is an A.I. film on a B-budget that you feel should have been made as a comedy

Avatar (2009)

Avatar (2009) poster
Rating: 5

James Cameron’s film was a smash phenomenon. Cameron has relocated the plot of Dances With Wolves on another planet and uses motion capture to create one of the most dazzlingly realised alien worlds on film

Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)

Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) poster
Rating: 3

James Cameron makes a third venture into the world of Pandora. The question is whether he finds any new territory to explore. What you cannot deny is that he creates a pretty and absorbing picture out of it all

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) poster
Rating: 4

James Cameron finally delivers his sequel to Avatar. Nothing could quite repeat the same phenomenon a second time but this does well with Cameron taking the opportunity to show more depth to his alien world

The Avengers (1998)

The Avengers (1998) poster
Rating: 0-

The Avengers was the height of 1960s chic. Amid the 90s/00s fad for big screen remakes of tv shows, this was a miscalculated disaster that gets everything about the original wrong from the casting to the droll humour

The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012) poster
Rating: 4

The culmination of one of the most ambitious cinematic exercises ever conducted, with Marvel weaving storylines through several films to finally merge here with flawless regard. The characters get far more depth than in all of their previous films

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first Avengers film came with a massive anticipation in seeing the characters come together and the snappiness of their interplay; here this seems more flat, while the rest is overrun by wall-to-wall action

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Marvel conclude the cliffhanger they left Avengers: Infinity War on and offer up a bigger-than-big line-up, overspilling with just about every MCU character to ever appear on screen up to that point

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Marvel’s third Avengers film, uniting almost every superhero under their roof, resulting in some thirty characters on screen and a plot that becomes a blur of changing locations and superheroic punch-ups

AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)

AVP Alien vs Predator (2004) poster
Rating: 2

Beginning as fan mill speculation, 20th Century Fox finally brought their Alien and Predator franchises together on the screen here. The result is an okay effort in the hands of Paul W.S. Anderson, even if it never has the grueling intensity of the early entries in either series

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem (2007)

AVPR Aliens vs Predator Requiem (2007) poster
Rating: 1

Second of the Alien/Predator crossovers and the absolute nadir of either series. Gone is the suspense of either series’ earlier entries and the creatures are now no more than standard monsters in a teen horror film

Await Further Instructions (2018)

Await Further Instructions (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Fine and underrated film in which a family find themselves imprisoned in their home and then start receiving instructions through the tv pushing them to further and further extremes

Awake (2021)

Awake (2021) poster
Rating: 3

A unique and effective catastrophe film in which the whole world suddenly loses the ability to sleep, this follows a mother and her children as they travel through the chaos

Baby Geniuses (1999)

Baby Geniuses (1999) poster
Rating: 1

Film set around the premise that babies are secretly geniuses and talk in their own language. This makes a beeline for pee and poop jokes and seems to think we should applaud it for the cutsieness of seeing babies doing adult things

Baby – Secret of the Lost Legend (1985)

Baby - The Secret of the Lost Legend (1985) poster
Rating: 3

Disney family film about an expedition to Africa to find a dinosaur. This was made before Jurassic Park and so the effects are physical and variable but the film has an undeniable tenderness

Babylon A.D. (2008)

Babylon A.D. (2008) poster
Rating: 2.5

This was critically dismissed – even its director spoke out against it – nevertheless it proves a flawed but not entirely uninteresting French Cyberpunk film as mercenary Vin Diesel is hired to protect miracle girl Melane Thierry

Back in Time (2015)

Back in Time (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Fan-produced documentary about the making of the Back to the Future trilogy. The filmmakers get face time with almost everybody involved. Far less interesting are the scenes dealing with DeLorean restoration

Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Back to the Future Part II (1989) poster
Rating: 4

The first of the Back to the Future sequels has a whiplash ingenuity that propels us through several different scenarios, including a trip to the future, a dark alternate present and requiring Michael J. Fox to duck unseen in and around the margins of the first film

Back to the Future Part III (1990)

Back to the Future Part III (1990) poster
Rating: 3.5

Third of the Back to the Future films, which takes everything back in time to the Old West. Probably the slightest of the trilogy, this nevertheless goes out with a rousing farewell

The Bad Batch (2016)

The Bad Batch (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Ana Lily Amirpour caught attention with A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. She makes her second film here, set in a desert prison of cannibals and scavengers, sort of Escape from New York by way of The Burning Man Festival

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) poster
Rating: 1

An action film that sets Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu up as rival assassins. Despite a reasonable budget thrown at it, the film comes strangely without enervation

Bang Bang Baby (2014)

Bang Bang Baby (2014) poster
Rating: 3

A genre-melding oddity that starts as an earnest recreation of a 1950s rock‘n’roll movie, before introducing a series of bizarre mutations and some fascinating mid-film twists

The Bar (2017)

The Bar (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Spain’s Alex de la Iglesia has become a specialist in comedies with a dark bite. This centres around a crosscut of characters trapped inside a bar during the outbreak of a deadly infection

Barb Wire (1996)

Barb Wire (1996) poster
Rating: 2

Enjoyably silly comic-book adaptation with a pneumatically-inflated Pamela Anderson playing the titular bounty hunter in an anarchic future. You cannot complain that this is a film that delivers exactly what it promises

Barbarella (1968)

Barbarella (1968) poster
Rating: 4

Charmingly capricious and silly adaptation of the comic-strip with a wide-eyed Jane Fonda as the spacegoing heroine. Filled with some wonderfully naughty gags and a production and costume design scheme that goes to a gorgeously deranged excess

Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022)

Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Animated film featuring a team-up between the sons of Batman and Superman, which ends up being far more fun than you expect

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker (2000) poster
Rating: 2.5

Film spinoff of Batman Beyond, an animated tv series set in the future as a youngster inherits a hi-tech Batsuit from an aging Bruce Wayne. The film resurrects The Joker but fails to do anything interesting with the character

The Batman Superman Movie: World’s Finest (1998)

The Batman Superman Movie World's Finest (1998) poster
Rating: 3

Film crossover between the 1990s Batman and Superman animated tv series from Bruce Timm. The script does an interesting job in playing the characters, their secret identities and principal villains off against each other

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

It took DC Comics the better part of a decade to catch up with the massive success Marvel Comics are having on screen in crossing their characters over. Zack Snyder comes to the party offering up THE biggest headline double-bill in superherodom

Battle Beneath the Earth (1967)

Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) poster
Rating: 2

A British film that jumps into a full flight Reds Under the Bed hysteria concerning the discovery of Communist Chinese saboteurs building a vast network of tunnels beneath the USA

Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)

Battle Beyond the Stars (1980) poster
Rating: 3

Roger Corman jumps aboard the Star Wars fad and offers up a version of The Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven located in space. Corman has thrown a reasonable budget at the film for once and it emerges as colourfully enjoyable

Battle for Pandora (2022)

Battle for Pandora (2022) poster
Rating: 2

The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Avatar: The Way of Water, which ingeniously exploits the fact that Saturn has a moon called Pandora. The rest is a low-budget body snatchers film

Battle for Terra (2007)

Battle for Terra (2007) poster
Rating: 2

Animated film that has a remarkable number of similarities to Avatar – even though it was released before. A simplistic variant of the same human colonists vs alien natives plot conducted with corner-cut CGI animation

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) poster
Rating: 2

The fifth and final of the original Planet of the Apes films. After four well worthwhile entries up to this point, a tired air infects this production as it assembles the elements in a haphazard clutter

Battle Los Angeles (2011)

Battle Los Angeles (2011) poster 1
Rating: 2

Essentially this is a big-budget alien invasion film like Independence Day having been reconceived as a gritty, shakycam-shot war movie along the lines of Saving Private Ryan