The Book of Eli (2010)

The Book of Eli (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Denzel Washington as an enigmatic Man With No Name wandering the post-holocaust apocalyptic landscape. This follows the cliches of the genre before it bizarrely morphs into a Biblical allegory partway through

Borderlands (2024)

Borderlands (2024) poster
Rating: 2

Eli Roth adapts the popular videogame and corrals a surprisingly high-profile cast in a knockabout planetary adventure. Alas, that met a very mixed reception and was widely regarded as a bad movie

Borealis (2013)

Borealis (2013) poster
Rating: 2

A pilot for a tv series that never went ahead set in a future where Global Warming has turned the Arctic into a thawed-out tundra where various countries seek to claim the new territory

Boss Level (2020)

Boss Level (2020) poster
Rating: 3

You don’t think the mix of cartoonishly over-the-top action and a Groundhog Day timeloop scenario would work but this proves your assumptions wrong in highly entertaining ways

The Bourne Legacy (2012)

The Bourne Legacy (2012) poster
Rating: 2

A reboot of the Jason Bourne series with Jeremy Renner replacing Matt Damon. The exhiliratingly kinetic action scenes are watered down, while the plot lacks the same focus. The first of the series to enter genre territory however

The Box (2009)

The Box (2009) poster
Rating: 1

Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly adapts a Richard Matheson story about a couple who are offered a terrible choice by a stranger but delivers a bafflingly incomprehensible film

The Boys From Brazil (1978)

The Boys from Brazil (1978) poster
Rating: 2

Big-budget thrillers with Nazi villains were popular in the 70s. This pits acting legends Laurence Olivier and Gregory Peck on opposite sides in a conceptually ingenious plot about the attempts to clone Hitler

Branded (2012)

Branded (2012) poster
Rating: 2

An ambitious film in its depiction of a near-future Russia and satire on the media. The latter half has the hero undergo a mystical experience and discover that advertising brands are living entities that feed on human need

Brave New World (1998)

Brave New World (1998) poster
Rating: 1

TV movie adaptation that conducts a hatchet job on Aldous Huxley’s dystopian novel where his vision of a conditioned class structure is turned into an allegory about a media-saturated world

Brave New World (2020)

Brave New World (2020) poster
Rating: 3

TV mini-series adaptation of Aldous Huxley’s classic dystopian novel. Developed by Grant Morrison, this freely adapts the novel but does a strong and intelligent job of reimagining it in contemporary terms

Brazil (1985)

Brazil (1985) poster
Rating: 4

Terry Gilliam’s satire on Nineteen Eighty-Four is a darkly brilliant work – it is a madly out of control film but is filled moments of wild imagination and black-than-black humour than make it an unnerving ride

Breach (2020)

Breach (2020) poster
Rating: 2

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis, before his retirement. Here Bruce is on form and gives a decent performance. The film is an Alien copy with the crew of a space mission under attack by a parasitic lifeform

Breakfast of Champions (1999)

Breakfast of Champions (1999) poster
Rating: 1

Disappointing adaptation of the Kurt Vonnegut novel from Adam Rudolph that substitutes Vonnegut’s satire for clumsy, ham-fisted farce that never gives us any clear idea what it is satirising

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: 2

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

The Brides of Fu Manchu (1966)

The Brides of Fu Manchu (1966) poster
Rating: 3

The second film with Christopher Lee as the Chinese super-villain Fu Manchu. Not quite up with its predecessor The Face of Fu Manchu but still an exciting blend of pulp melodrama, super-science and Yellow Peril

Brightburn (2019)

Brightburn (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

The rather interesting idea of Superman retold as a horror movie featuring a character that is Superman in all but name who goes over to the dark side instead of becoming a paragon of truth, justice and the American way

Britannia Hospital (1982)

Britannia Hospital (1982) poster
Rating: 2

The third in a trilogy of satirical films from director Lindsay Anderson and star Malcolm McDowell, this takes a biting crosscut of British society as a hospital prepares for a royal visit

The Brother from Another Planet (1984)

The Brother from Another Planet (1984) poster
Rating: 3.5

John Sayles responded to E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial and its suburban middle-class fantasy with this wry comedy in which a mute Black alien visitor (Joe Morton) arrives in Manhattan

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979) poster
Rating: 2

In the aftermath of Star Wars, the comic-book/serial hero was revived in this heavily Star Wars influenced remake that was released theatrically and then served as the pilot of a tv series

Bugonia (2025)

Bugonia (2025) poster
Rating: 2.5

Yorgos Lanthimos has become a director of acclaim in recent years. Here he remakes the Korean film Save the Green Planet where crazy conspiracy theorist Jesse Plemons abducts CEO Emma Stone insisting she is an alien

BumbleBee (2018)

BumbleBee (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Spinoff from the Transformers films. As though all it took was a change of director, this is a small sweet film that has more in common with E.T. as opposed to Michael Bay’s mass destruction spectaculars

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989)

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989) poster
Rating: 2

The first film from Enki Bilal set in a decaying luxury bunker where the elite of the future take shelter from a civil war. A film that creates a fascinating world – in which nothing interesting ends up happening

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

The Butterfly Effect (2004) poster
Rating: 3

This was dismissed at the time because of its star Ashton Kutcher but is a surprisingly good film in which Kutcher finds the ability to travel back in time and alter his past

The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006)

The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006) poster
Rating: 1

The Butterfly Effect was not a film set up for a sequel but we get one here anyway with a different person flipping back in time to change his rather dull and uninteresting life

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Video-released spinoff of the Toy Story films featuring Buzz Lightyear in an adventure. Although released under the Pixar name, the animation is all cheaply produced by a Chinese studio

By Dawn’s Early Light (1990)

By Dawn's Early Light (1990) poster
Rating: 3

The last gasp of the Cold War nuclear film. A tv movie that features Martin Landau is the US President who tries to stop an accidental Russian nuclear release escalating into full-out war

The Call Up (2016)

The Call Up (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This has the interesting idea of a group of people selected to take place in a live-action videogame only to find themselves trapped in a The Belko Experiment scenario.

Canadian Bacon (1995)

Canadian Bacon (1995) poster
Rating: 2.5

The one and only fiction film made by documentary-maker Michael Moore of Fahrenheit 9/11 fame, a broad farce concerning an imaginary war declared on Canada by the USA for political purposes

Candy (1968)

Candy (1968) poster
Rating: 0-

A bad movie classic. Ewa Aulin is an alien innocent who passes through a series of sexual encounters. Based on a satirical novel, this mostly serves as the opportunity for several name stars to give embarrassingly bad performances

Capricorn One (1978)

Capricorn One (1978) poster
Rating: 4

The film that launched a host of conspiracy theories in which NASA decides to fake a Mars mission using tv transmissions. A clever and well written thriller that becomes an elegy to the loss of the ideals of the Space Mission.

Captain America II (1979)

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Rating: 1

Another of the mostly disastrous Marvel tv adaptations of the 1970s. Captain America is sidelined for much of the show. This does conduct the coup of casting Christopher Lee as the villain but criminally gives him nothing to do

Captain America (1944)

Captain America (1944) poster
Rating: 2

Captain America’s first screen appearance was this 15 chapter serial, although about the only common element with the comic is the costume. On the plus side, the action and cliffhangers are good, while Lionel Atwill chews scenery in grand style as the villain

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

Captain America: Brave New World (2025) poster
Rating: 2

The fourth Captain America film, where Anthony Mackie now takes over the shield and costume. And you really need to have been following MCU continuity to make sense of much of what is going on

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Captain America: Civil War (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

Less Captain America 3 than The Avengers 3 – the entire film has been conceived as a massive superheroic punch-up. The results move with an exhilarating pace, but the Russo Brothers haven’t yet mastered Joss Whedon’s hand with character humour

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) poster
Rating: 2

One of the more disappointing of the Marvel Comics adaptations. Despite all the elements assembled, this never comes to life in director Joe Johnston’s hands and takes forever to get into action

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Rating: 2

Captain America’s second solo outing feels more like a Mission: Impossible film or an episode of 24 than a superhero film. Lots of Marvel continuity and fanservice and you are taken aback at how political it is prepared to be

Captain Marvel (2019)

Captain Marvel (2019) poster
Rating: 2

The MCU offers up their first superheroine with very unexceptional results. A competent enough effort but DC’s Wonder Woman easily blows everything this tries to do out of the water

Captain Nemo and the Underwater City (1969)

Captain Nemo and the Underwater City (1969) poster
Rating: 2

Amid the fad for Jules Verne adaptations in the 1960s, Captain Nemo was spun off in this original adventure. By now Verne’s brooding inventor has become an absurdly larger-than-life comic-book character

Captain Nova (2021)

Captain Nova (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

An appealing Danish-made film in which a pilot travels back in time from the future to save the world from environmental disaster but finds she is now stuck in her twelve year-old body

The Captains (2011)

The Captains (2011) poster
Rating: 2.5

Documentary where William Shatner interviews the actors who played the captains in the other incarnations of Star Trek. The entire show is hijacked by the Shatner ego as he constantly overrides his interview subjects

Captive State (2019)

Captive State (2019) poster
Rating: 2

A highly politicised films that takes place several years after an alien invasion and concerns the resistance against them. However, the aliens feature very little and the film resembles more of a ‘hood drama

The Car: Road to Revenge (2019)

The Car: Road to Revenge (2019) poster
Rating: 1

The Car concerning a possessed car is one of the forgotten films of the 1970s. Why it has produced a sequel 42 years later is a scratch of the head. Not that the two films even resemble one another

The Carrier (2015)

The Carrier (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Interesting and well-made variant on the plague outbreak drama set aboard an airliner as a handful of people flee a pandemic sweeping the world only to have to deal with infection on board and the need to land to refuel

Carriers (2009)

Carriers (2009) poster
Rating: 3.5

Set in the midst of a deadly infection that has wiped most of the country out, the film is extremely well written, focusing on harsh moral choices that the characters must make. Chris Pine is cast as a less-than-heroic lead

Casino Royale (1967)

Casino Royale (1967) poster
Rating: 1

During the James Bond craze of the 1960s, the only Ian Fleming novel not owned by Albert R. Broccoli was turned into a giant farce. The film has five directors, a host of stars (including three playing Bond) and is an incoherent mess

The Cassandra Crossing (1976)

The Cassandra Crossing (1976) poster
Rating: 2

From the heyday of the disaster movie, an all-star cast head up a big scale drama about a train where a passenger is carrying a deadly plague, only for the train to be shunted all across Europe

Castle of Evil (1966)

Castle of Evil (1966) poster
Rating: 2

At initial face value, this appears to be a 1960s revival of the Old Dark House film with a hooded figure killing a cast assembled at gloomy old mansion, but then takes a turn for the bizarre with an unexpected science-fiction twist mid-film

The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969)

The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) poster
Rating: 1

The fifth and final of the Fu Manchu films with Christopher Lee as the super-villain Fu Manchu. The last two were made by exploitation director Jess Franco and only worth watching for Lee’s icily autocratic presence

The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

The Cat from Outer Space (1978) poster
Rating: 2

From the era of Disney live-action comedies, this involves assorted slapstick tomfoolery as various parties try to aid or capture a telepathic alien cat that is stranded on Earth

Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)

Cat Women of the Moon (1953) poster
Rating: 1

Classic bad movie in which astronauts land on The Moon and encounter an all-female society. Some really datedly war of the sexes politics play out amid the laughably impoverished sets and effects

Category 6: Day of Destruction (2004)

Category 6: Day of Destruction (2004) poster
Rating: 2

A disaster tv mini-series about the most powerful storm in recorded history descending on Chicago just as a hacker disables the power grid. Most of this plays by the cliches of the genre.

Category 7: The End of the World (2005)

Category 7: The End of the World (2005) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sequel to the tv mini-series Category 6: Day of Destruction ups the scale of the super-storm but is also better constructed as a disaster movie

Chain of Command (2000)

Chain of Command (2000) poster
Rating: 3

Halfway reasonable action film in which US President Roy Scheider is taken hostage by Taiwanese terrorists who want to use the nuclear launch codes against China. The surprise about the film is how political it is willing to get

Chain Reaction (1996)

Chain Reaction (1996) poster
Rating: 2

Thriller with Keanu Reeves wrongfully accused and on the run from authorities in the quest for a process that creates cheap energy from water. A rehash of director Andrew Davis’s The Fugitive mostly construed around its set-pieces