War of the Worlds: The Attack (2023)

War of the Worlds: The Attack (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Invasion/H.G. Wells Adaptation/Young Adult

The idea of H.G. Wells’ classic alien invasion novel rewritten with a Young Adult focus makes you cringe but the idea works in its own way

The Watch (2012)

The Watch (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Neighbourhood Watch vs Alien Invaders Comedy

An uninspired comedy about a neighbourhood watch encountering alien invaders that falls somewhere between Ghostbusters and The ‘Burbs. The film’s virtues lie less in the weak premise than in the director allowing the stars to freely improvise with occasionally funny results

We Can Be Heroes (2020)

We Can Be Heroes (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kid Superheroes

Robert Rodriguez appears to have gotten the oversized non-event that was Alita: Battle Angel out of his system by making another of his seat of the pants home movies – this is less Spy Kids than Superhero Kids – and brings back one element Alita forgot, a sense of fun

Wing Commander (1999)

Wing Commander (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera/Videogame Adaptation

Star Wars meets Top Gun – a concept it is surprising no one has thought of before – but alas this film adaptation of the popular videogame only regurgitates the cliches of either film

Without Warning (1994)

Without Warning (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Live TV Broadcast/Possible Alien Arrival

Made for the anniversary of the Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds broadcast, a tv movie that simulates a a live newscast as alien craft arrive around the world

The World’s End (2013)

The World's End (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Body Snatchers Comedy

Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, the trio behind Shaun of the Dead, return to conduct a very similar effort – the story of a pub crawl that is affectionately mocking the characters’ nowhere lives, before taking an abrupt dogleg turn to become a comedic take on the alien body snatchers film

The X Files (1998)

The X Files (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
The X Files Film Spinoff/Alien Invasion Conspiracy

Film spinoff from tv’s hit ultra-paranoid alien conspiracy drama. The film is caught in the unenviable position of trying to give fans what they want and reiterate the basics of the series for new audiences, while giving away no plot details in advance, and as a result ended up pleasing nobody

Zebraman (2004)

Zebraman (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Superhero

Head-scratching effort from Japan’s Takashi Miike about a schoolteacher who gains superpowers after putting on a costume from his favourite superhero tv series. Miike never seems to be mounting a parody, while the film is too low-budgeted to ever work in terms of kick-ass superheroic action