Meet the Spartans (2008)

Meet the Spartans (2008) poster
Rating: ½
Parodies of Various Films

The painfully unfunny films of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are movie parodies, mostly a random assortment of films and celebrities of the last six months run over with crude and vulgar jokes. In this case, they take on parodying principally 300

Missile to the Moon (1958)

Missile to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to the Moon/All-Female Lunar Society

A remake of the classic bad movie Cat-Women of the Moon in which explorers to the Moon encounter an all-women society. Things do not improve in the bad movie stakes here

Monster from the Surf (1965)

Monster from the Surf (1965) poster
Rating:
Surfers vs Sea Monster

Another Z movie attempt to join the 1960s beach party movie fad with the additions of monsters that ends up being fairly ridiculous on all counts

90210 Shark Attack (2014)

90210 Shark Attack (2014) poster
Rating:
Shark God Curse in Beverly Hills

This has to be the single worst killer shark film ever made and quite possibly the worst film of the 2010s. A shark film set in a Beverly Hills mansion where the nearest body of water is a swimming pool and where the appearance of the shark will reduce you to tears of laughter

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981)

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981) poster
Rating:
Killer Fish

The film that James Cameron would prefer we forget about. A nominal sequel to Joe Dante’s enjoyable tongue-in-cheek Piranha, this misses that film’s sense of humour and lets the show sink amid absurd effects

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Invasion/Classic Bad Movie

This has become legendary as the Worst Film Ever Made. Maybe it is but the audience that celebrates its technical gaffes, the purple prose and bizarre bheind-the-scenes stories has contrarily made it one of cultish fascination

Prince of Space (1959)

Prince of Space (1959) poster
Rating:
Japanese Space Opera

Japanese film about a superhero defending Earth against alien invaders that travels into incredibly bad movie stakes with its painfully cheap effects and frequent dialogue howlers

Psyched By the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972)

Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972) poster
Rating:
Sex and Witchcraft

Fascinatingly bizarre psychotronic film about an innocent drawn into the secrets of sexual witchcraft. Bad filmmaking on almost every level

Queen Kong (1976)

Queen Kong (1976) poster
Rating:
Sex-Reversed King Kong Parody

A spectacularly terrible film. Designed to exploit the 1976 remake, this offers up a sex-reversed parody of King Kong – only the Kong producers didn’t see that way and sued to stop the film being released. Robin Askwith, the star of the softcore Confessions films, engages in a romance with a female Kong amid excruciating puns

Queen of Outer Space (1958)

Queen of Outer Space (1958) poster
Rating:
Planet of Women

Absurd space exploration fantasy where men encounter an all-women planet and proceed to put them in their place. The film has a Plan 9 from Outer Space-level badness and the appallingness of the sexual politics makes you do a double-take today

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) poster
Rating:
Flying Killer Shark

This is the one of worst films to come out in the gonzo killer shark fad – it is surely the killer shark genre’s equivalent of The Room. The effects hit a level of terribleness not seen since Birdemic, the rest is full of ridiculous continuity gaffes, bad acting and bad dialogue

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1965) poster
Rating: ½
Masked Superheroes/Classic Bad Movie

Fascinatingly terrible effort from cult Z-movie maker Ray Dennis Steckler that appears to have been made as a parody of tv’s Batman but comes filled with a mind-boggling ineptitude and classic bad movie dialogue

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972) poster
Rating:
Werewolf Family

Maybe one of the great exploitation titles of all time quickly telescopes down to a near-unwatchable film from Andy Milligan. A Victorian-set werewolf film with rats thrown in to capitalise on the success of Willard

Repligator (1996)

Repligator (1996) poster
Rating:
Experiment Turns Men Into Women

A film about a teleportation experiment that has the unforeseen effect of turning men into woman and then into human-alligator hybrids. We are in extremely bad movie stakes here

The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958)

Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958) Mexican poster
Rating:
Classic Bad Movie/Revived Mummy vs a Robot

A bad movie classic. As the title explains, we get a revived mummy pitted against an actor in a ridiculously clunky tin man suit. Third in the Mexican-made Aztec Mummy series, the biggest ripoff is that 3/4 of the film consist of footage recycled from the preceding films

Rock’n’Roll Nightmare (1987)

Rock;n;Roll Nightmare (1987) poster
Rating:
Bad Movie Classic/Heavy Metal Star vs Demonic Forces

A bad movie classic. A vanity project for Canadian heavy metal star/bodybuilder Jon-Mikl Thor who plays a heavy metal star who takes frequently his shirt off to pose while his band are killed by demonic forces (represented by the screen’s maybe worst ever puppet effects) as they try to record an album

Second Time Lucky (1984)

Second Time Lucky (1984) poster
Rating:
Adam and Eve Comedy

One of the most excruciatingly painful films ever made – a softcore comedy in which God and The Devil make a bet to replay the Garden of Eden by reincarnating Adam and Eve throughout history. Filled with ghastly over-the-top performances and much eye-rolling innuendo

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)

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Rating:
Gonzo Beatles-Adapted Musical/Classic Bad Movie

A real what-were-they-thinking turkey where someone had the idea of turning the Beatles’ album into a disco-era film starring The Bee Gees … In trying to contrive a plot around the songs and their surreally psychedelic lyrics, the film frequently makes no sense

She (1983)

She (1983) poster
Rating:
Post-Holocaust Amazonian Warrior

A mind-bogglingly bad film that has absolutely nothing to do with H. Rider Haggard and is a post-holocaust film with Sandahl Bergman as an Amazonian warrior. The film is made with a bizarreness that may cause mental damage

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) poster
Rating:
Christmas Slasher Film

The first sequel to the Santa slasher film. This has become a bad movie classic because half the film brazenly consists of footage recycled from the first, while the other half is dominated by the hilariously bad acting of psycho Eric Freeman

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011)

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011) poster
Rating:
Snowbound Killer Sharks

Amidst the spate of modern gonzo killer shark films, this is one of the worst – terrible acting, pitiful effects – but the saddest thing is that it isn’t there are worse entries than this

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) poster
Rating:
Star Wars Variety Show

The tv special that George Lucas would have all copies destroyed, a work of legendary badness – a Star Wars Thanksgiving special featuring most of the original cast and a series of variety performances that are mind-boggling in their ineptitude, not to mention complete and utter fumbling of everything that Star Wars was

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

Superman IV The Quest for Peace (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The last of the Christopher Reeve Superman films after the series was taken over by Cannon Films. Usually regarded as the series low point due to the cheapness of the effects, this to its credits abandons the comedy focus of the preceding two films and has some not uninteresting aspects

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1964)

They Saved Hitlers Brain (1964) poster
Rating:
Fuhrer's Disembodied Brain/Classic Bad Movie

One of the all-time classic bad movie titles, this is cheap and dreary on almost every level, although does offer mild amusement when it comes to the provision of the title concept near the end

Troll 2 (1990)

Troll 2 (1990) poster
Rating:
Evil Goblins/Classic Bad Movie

Acclaimed as one of the worst films ever made, this has a legendary bizarreness that has made it a cult film, everything from the ridiculousness of its dialogue and effects to the cast that seems made up of unskilled amateurs

The Turkish Star Wars (1982)

The Turkish Star Wars (1982) poster
Rating:
Planetary Adventure/Bad Movie Classic

A strong contender for Worst Film Ever. Rather than create any effects, it has simply uplifted footage from Star Wars, while the score is a mismash taken from popular films of the era. The dialogue is so bizarrely surreal it makes the brain hurt trying to understand it

Under the Rainbow (1981)

Under the Rainbow (1981) poster
Rating:
Comedy During the Making of The Wizard of Oz

Widely considered a bad film, this is a slapstick comedy starring Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher set around the dwarves during the making of The Wizard of Oz

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! (2010)

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus (2010) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Another excruciatingly bad mock exploitation film from Tony Watt, who may well be the world’s worst filmmaker. This mixes killer women, aliens, UFOs, Mafia into an incomprehensible mix

The Worm Eaters (1977)

The Worm Eaters (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man and His Worms/Worm-Human Hybrids

A film that comes with such a level of psychotronic dementia that it may seriously damage your sanity concerning the relationship between a man and his pet worms

Xanadu (1980)

Xanadu (1980) poster
Rating:
Disco Fantasy/Greek Muse Comes to Earth

Bizarre disco fantasy that could have only been conceived out of 80s cocaine madness. Olivia Newton-John is a Greek muse come to Earth to inspire the building of a roller disco. Frequently cited as a bad movie classic, this has mind-boggling scenes that have to be seen to be believed

Yor, The Hunter from the Future (1983)

Yor, The Hunter from the Future (1983) poster
Rating:
Barbarian in a Post-Holocaust World

Italian cheapie that has become regarded as a bad movie classic. This starts out as a Conan the Barbarian ripoff before, in a twist lifted from Teenage Caveman, we learn we are in a post-apocalyptic future

Zaat (1971)

Zaat (1971) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist Creates Human-Fish Hybrids

A bad movie classic about a scientist turning himself into a fish monster and trying to get fish to walk and take over the Earth. Filled with prize bad movie writing, laughable effects and a ridiculously cheesy monster suit

Zombie Nation (2004)

Zombie Nation (2004) poster
Rating:
Zombie Film

Not to be confused with tv’s Z Nation, this for a time ranked on the IMDB’s Worst Films of All-Time list . It’s been called the Worst Zombie Film Ever made, although I’d suggest other contenders