The Avenging Conscience or “Thou Shalt Not Kill” (1914)

The Avenging Conscience or Thou Shalt Not Kill (1914) poster
Rating: ★★½
Silent Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

The first full length Edgar Allan Poe film from D.W. Griffith of The Birth of a Nation fame. Rather than Roger Corman’s brooding Gothicism, Griffith waters Poe’s melancholia down to a banal Christian morality play

Strange Cargo (1940)

Strange Cargo (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jesus Christ Aids Devil's Island Escapees

One of the strangest films of the 1940s, featuring Clark Gable, Joan Crawford and others as a group of Devil’s Island escapees who realise during the course of their journey that one of the company is Jesus Christ

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disfigued Madman's Campy Revenge

Droll, elegant camp masterpiece with Vincent Price giving the best performance of his life as a deformed madman employing the Biblical Plagues of Egypt as a motif to take revenge against the surgeons who killed his wife

Johnny Got His Gun (1971)

Johnny Got His Gun (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Limbless Soldier Hallucinates

Classic anti-war film with Timothy Bottoms as a limbless, sightless soldier in a hospital bed as his mind wanders between hallucinations, visions of the afterlife and attempts to communicate with the medical staff

Greaser’s Palace (1972)

Greaser's Palace (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Acid Western/Christ-like Visitor

An Acid Western was a Western made with a psychedelic trippiness. Directed by Robert Downey Jr’s father, this is a surreal work about a Christ-like visitor in a zoot suit who turns up in a Western town

The Omen (1976)

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Rating: ★★★
The Biblical End of the World/The Anti-Christ

This is where all the cliches of Devil Children began. A big hit among the 1970s occult boom, this is essentially Sunday tabloid Christianity – a lurid, doom-filled take on Book of Revelation End Times prophecies that moves with a slick polish and a series of schlocky deaths every few minutes

Monty Python’s The Life of Brian (1979)

Monty Python's The Life of Brian (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Accidental Messiah Absurdist Comedy

The Monty Python team’s finest hour, a wickedly irreverent spoof on Christianity that contains some of their most side-splitting gags

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979)

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Earlier less well known adaptation of the C.S. Lewis book made for tv. This is faithful to the book but is badly hampered by primitive animation and an exceedingly simplistic rendering of the story

The Martian Chronicles (1980)

The Martian Chronicles (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Human Colonisation of Mars/Ray Bradbury Adaptation

Ray Bradbury’s book about the human colonisation of Mars is an SF classic for its wistful, nostalgic poetry. This tv mini-series adaptation is killed by a lumbering director who over-explains Bradbury’s imagery in the most literal ways

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Tomb Raiding Adventures

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s homage to the adventure films of the 1940s was a huge hit in its day, spawning several sequels and many imitators. The film is pure action and adventure, delivered with enormous charm and wit

Adam and Eve vs the Cannibals (1983)

Adam and Eve vs the Cannibals (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Adam and Eve in the Prehistoric Wildness

A bizarre Italian film that recounts the Biblical story of Adam and Eve and then follows on from their banishment from Eden and into the wilderness where they encounter dinosaurs, cavemen and wild beasts

The Fourth Man (1983)

The Fourth Man (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Precognitive Dreams/Deadly Seductress

One of the early films from Paul Verhoeven, an amusingly blasphemous tale that draws more than a little from Don’t Look Now with gay writer Jeroen Krabbe becoming wound into the dealings of femme fatale Renee Soutendijk

Second Time Lucky (1984)

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Adam and Eve Comedy

One of the most excruciatingly painful films ever made – a softcore comedy in which God and The Devil make a bet to replay the Garden of Eden by reincarnating Adam and Eve throughout history. Filled with ghastly over-the-top performances and much eye-rolling innuendo

Hail Mary (1984)

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Modern Day Immaculate Conception

A controversy-laden Jean-Luc Godard film that offers an irreverent modern-day retelling of the Immaculate Conception. An amusing idea that vanishes under Godard’s pretensions

Man Facing Southeast (1986)

Man Facing Southeast (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Christ-like Alien Visitor in a Psychiatric Institution

An extraordinary Argentinean film about a patient in his asylum who insists that he is an alien and has genteel affect on the inmates. Later uncreditedly ripped-off as K-PAX.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

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Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

Angels in the Outfield (1994)

Angels in the Outfield (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Angels Aid Baseball Team

Disney remake of the old light fantasy film in which angels step in to aid a losing baseball team. This is pitched to family audiences and holds a surprisingly ardent evangelical message

The Stand (1994)

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Showdown Between the Forces of Good and Evil After the Collapse of Civilisation/Stephen King Adaptation

The Stand is regarded as Stephen King’s best novel, an epic that depicts the final showdown between good and evil in the aftermath of civilisation. The mini-series adaptation was alas placed into the ham fists of one of King’s worst adapters. Mick Garris

Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)

Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Siege Against Demons

Film spinoff from the popular Tales from the Crypt horror anthology tv series but with more gore effects, this is competently done but does nothing to distinguish itself

Se7en (1995)

Se7en (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Serial Killer Thriller

Classic serial killer film from David Fincher, a superb effort from the casting to a script that seems weighted by the moral ills of the 20th Century to the unforgettable twist ending

Extraordinary Visitor (1998)

Extraordinary Visitor (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Divine Visitor Comedy

Quirkily appealing Canadian fish out of water comedy where John the Baptist is sent to present-day Newfoundland just before the turn of the millennium to prevent the End of the World

Spriggan (1998)

Spriggan (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Alien Artefact/Psychic Kid Amok

Katsuhiro Otomo overseen anime about the discovery of Noah’s Ark, an alien artifact that gives a child vast psychic powers in a swathe of destruction not dissimilar to Akira

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

The Omega Code (1999)

The Omega Code (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The Omen and imitators had been exploiting Biblical End Times prophecies for years but this is one that approaches it from a Christian perspective. The film also started a wave of serious faith-based films that employed name actors in order to carry them to crossover audiences

Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Fantasia 2000 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

Disney’s sequel to Fantasia comes weighted with a sense of its own self-importance – the first theatrical release of the new millennium. However, it fails to produce much that has the stature of the original

The Green Mile (1999)

The Green Mile (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Miracle-Healing Death Row Inmate/Stephen King Addaptation

Frank Darabont had a hit with the Stephen King adaptation The Shawshank Redemption. Here he makes another King adaptation about a Death Row inmate with healing powers

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World. There is a mini-industry of these films and, if one can stomach the preachiness, this is not entirely bad

Tribulation (2000)

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Christian End Times/Anti-Christ Dystopia

The third in a series of Biblical End Times films withGary Busey as a decent cop who wakes up in a future ruled by the Anti-Christ. The heavy-handed slinging of Bible verses makes this hard-going for anyone who is not a believer, while the conspiratorial tone frequently verges on nuttiness

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The second of the Kirk Cameron Biblical End Times films. On one hand, these are quite competently made B movies; on the other the fundamentalist message is unpalatable

Time Changer (2002)

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Christian Time Travel Film

This holds the novelty of being a Christian time travel film but plummets into bad movie stakes when it has a 19th Century professor travel into the present to become appalled at seeing couples kiss on tv and lingerie in store … A great idea for a comedy but then you realise the film is serious

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003)

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times Serial Killer Thriller

Luc Besson scripted sequel to the serial killer thriller The Crimson Rivers. However, in director Olivier Dahan’s hands, this emerges as a empty-headed series of shock images and random action scenes

Bells of Innocence (2003)

Bells of Innocence (2003) poster
Rating: ★½
Christian Film/Sinister Small Town

Perhaps the strangest film on Chuck Norris’s cv – the film where Chuck plays an angel. A work of Christian horror where Chuck’s son Mike plays a decent man trapped in a sinister Western town of devil worshipping children

The Gathering (2003)

The Gathering (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Archaeological Mystery/Sinister Observers

Made not long after The Da Vinci Code was huge, a similar archaeological mystery centred around an amnesiac Christina Ricci and a sinister buried church dating back to The Crucifixion

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

The Passion of the Christ (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Torture Film

Mel Gibson wants to give us a film that shows Jesus’s suffering leading up to the Crucifixion but has taken it to such an extreme that he has actually created a Torture Porn film that gives the Saw and Hostel franchises a run for their money

Jesus and Her Gospel of Yes (2004)

Jesus and Her Gospel of Yes (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Surrealist Modern Life of Jesus

A mind-boggling surrealist retelling of the life of Jesus (where the role has been cast with a woman). Crammed with strange imagery and symbolism. Very off the beaten track

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The Visitation (2006)

The Visitation (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Christian Film/Ambiguous Miracle-Healing Stranger

The novelty of the first Christian horror film. As opposed to much of the message-heavy tripe that usually gets peddled in this niche market, this is actually well structured with a number of interesting ambiguities and engaging as a story for the better part

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret History of Christianity/Historical Conspiracy

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s best-selling book. This is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory where Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

Bridge to Terabithia (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Magic World of Childhood Imagination

Made by Walden Media following the success of their The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, a well-made adaptation of a Christian children’s book even if it sits uncertainly between gentle realism and the push to make it a fantasy film

Evan Almighty (2007)

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Modern-Day Noah's Ark Comedy

Sequel to Bruce Almighty in which Steve Carell is transformed into a modern-day Noah. This was pitched to the Christian audiences but feels like a series of lame gags playing on Noah and the Ark devoid of any biblical context

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the Narnia films. Director Andrew Adamson seems so intent on copying Peter Jackson that the film becomes all epic fantasy flourishes and battle scenes to the exclusion of all else – even much of C.S. Lewis’s book

Sea of Dust (2008)

Sea of Dust (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Mythical Figure of Prester John/Surreal Weirdness

An almost interesting low-budget film with artistic pretensions that invokes the mythic Christian figure of Prester John

Year One (2009)

Year One (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Cavemen Stumble Through the Old Testament Comedy

Not very funny comedy from Harold Ramis and Judd Apatow where Jack Black and Michael Cera are cavemen who stumble through many incidents from the Old Testament

The Book of Eli (2010)

The Book of Eli (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

Denzel Washington as an enigmatic Man With No Name wandering the post-holocaust apocalyptic landscape. This follows the cliches of the genre before it bizarrely morphs into a Biblical allegory partway through

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Another lacklustre entry in the banal Lord of the Rings Lite franchise from C.S. Lewis’s books, a plodding run of the mill fantasy adventure for the most part. The mediocre reception killed off interest in the series

Zombiechrist (2010)

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Resurrected Jesus on the Rampage

Bill Zebub is a micro-budgeted filmmaker who contends to be the most offensive filmmaker of all time. Yes, the film features a zombie Jesus who spends his time violating women who parade in a state of undress

Seeds of Destruction (2011)

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Massive Runaway Plant Roots

Cheap Syfy Channel CGI disaster spectacle about runaway plant roots – from the Garden of Eden, no less – growing to endanger the entire planet. Utterly formulaic and seeming to consist of no more than canned pieces of cliche action

Suing the Devil (2011)

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Satan on Trial in Court

A Christian-made film based on the intriguing idea of Satan on trial in a courtroom. A film that in its bad acting, laughable dialogue and lack of conviction rivals The Room in bad movie stakes. The usually worthwhile Malcolm McDowell, who for some reason also produces, gives one of his worst performances

11-11-11 (2011)

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Occult Film/Numerological Premonitions

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman delivers a loopy cross between The Number 23 and an occult film whose sole selling point is the significance of the date it was released

The Tree of Life (2011)

The Tree of Life (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Lost American Childhood/The Evolution of Life on Earth

Terrence Malick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, maybe the best work yet about the great Lost American Childhood yet – a film that doesn’t seem to be about anything but has far more to say than almost all other multiplex films

Hop (2011)

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Talking Easter Bunny

A film about the Easter Bunny that comes remarkably devoid of any significance of the meaning of Easter and only consists of the usual smartass talking animal antics

Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)

Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
The Biblical Rapture

One of a number of faith-produced films we have had since the late 90s that concern themselves with the arrival of The Rapture – this one even spawned a trilogy. This is passable if you can palate the relatively light sermonising and at least better written that the Left Behind films

Revelation Road: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)

Revelation Road: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
The Biblical Rapture

Not wishing to insult anyone’s beliefs but Christian cinema has produced some really bad films. With such lowered expectations, this Rapture film approaches halfway watchable with a story that somewhat resembles Mad Max 1 about a biker seeking vengeance against a decent man

Rapture-Palooza (2013)

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Biblical End Times Comedy

There is irresistible appeal to the idea of a comedy that conducts a spoof of the Biblical Rapture. Despite a script from one of the Bill and Ted writers, this emerges as a remarkably unfunny film that consists of about an hour of Craig Robinson delivering crude sexual innuendos

Noah (2014)

Noah (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical Legend

Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the Biblical legend was mired in controversy. I can only applaud his decision to defy those who claim ownership of the story and set out to make an interesting film. Yet Noah remains an epic that never seems to quite fill the screen and a human drama that never quite comes to life

Deliver Us From Evil (2014)

Deliver Us From Evil (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possession and Exorcism/"True Story"

Scott Derrickson’s supposed true-life account of a NYPD cop turned exorcist rehashes every hackneyed possession cliche the horror genre has, yet there comes a point where the film attains an odd conviction

The Voices (2014)

The Voices (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Inside a Mentally Ill Man's Mind/Black Comedy

On the scale of weird movies, this is about as out there as it gets – Ryan Reynolds has conversations with his cat and dog who urge him to cut people’s heads off, which continue to talk as he keeps them in his refrigerator. A mind-bogglingly warped film and quite brilliant in its dark funniness when you work out what is going on