The Shack (2017)

The Shack (2017) poster
Rating:
Man Invited to a Meeting with God

This comes with a fantastic conceptual hook “Man is invited to a meeting with God at a hut in the woods”. Alas, what we get is no more than a work of faith-based cinema that drowns in its feelgood Christianity Lite sentiments and appeal to Middle American wholesomeness

11-11-11 (2011)

11-11-11 (2011) poster
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Occult Film/Numerological Premonitions

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman delivers a loopy cross between The Number 23 and an occult film whose sole selling point is the significance of the date it was released

Rapture-Palooza (2013)

Rapture Palooza (2013) poster
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Biblical End Times Comedy

There is irresistible appeal to the idea of a comedy that conducts a spoof of the Biblical Rapture. Despite a script from one of the Bill and Ted writers, this emerges as a remarkably unfunny film that consists of about an hour of Craig Robinson delivering crude sexual innuendos

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016)

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016) poster
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Young Adult/Christian Rapture Film

There have been the various adaptations of the Left Behind books about the Biblical Rapture; this is an attempt to spin the same off for Young Adult audiences and is not very good

Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023)

Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023) poster
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Christian Anti-Christ Film

A revival of the Kirk Cameron starring Biblical End of the World films and a sequel to the Nicolas Cage starring reboot. Directed by and starring your favourite internet troll Kevin Sorbo

Seeds of Destruction (2011)

Seeds of Destruction (2011) poster
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Massive Runaway Plant Roots

Cheap Syfy Channel CGI disaster spectacle about runaway plant roots – from the Garden of Eden, no less – growing to endanger the entire planet. Utterly formulaic and seeming to consist of no more than canned pieces of cliche action

Evan Almighty (2007)

Evan Almighty (2007) poster
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Modern-Day Noah's Ark Comedy

Sequel to Bruce Almighty in which Steve Carell is transformed into a modern-day Noah. This was pitched to the Christian audiences but feels like a series of lame gags playing on Noah and the Ark devoid of any biblical context

Time Changer (2002)

Time Changer (2002) poster
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Christian Time Travel Film

This holds the novelty of being a Christian time travel film but plummets into bad movie stakes when it has a 19th Century professor travel into the present to become appalled at seeing couples kiss on tv and lingerie in store … A great idea for a comedy but then you realise the film is serious

Hail Mary (1984)

Hail Mary (1984) poster
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Modern Day Immaculate Conception

A controversy-laden Jean-Luc Godard film that offers an irreverent modern-day retelling of the Immaculate Conception. An amusing idea that vanishes under Godard’s pretensions

Suing the Devil (2011)

Suing the Devil (2011) poster
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Satan on Trial in Court

A Christian-made film based on the intriguing idea of Satan on trial in a courtroom. A film that in its bad acting, laughable dialogue and lack of conviction rivals The Room in bad movie stakes. The usually worthwhile Malcolm McDowell, who for some reason also produces, gives one of his worst performances

Second Time Lucky (1984)

Second Time Lucky (1984) poster
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Adam and Eve Comedy

One of the most excruciatingly painful films ever made – a softcore comedy in which God and The Devil make a bet to replay the Garden of Eden by reincarnating Adam and Eve throughout history. Filled with ghastly over-the-top performances and much eye-rolling innuendo