James vs. His Future Self (2019)

James vs. His Future Self (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Visited by His Future Self Comedy

An enjoyable comedy where a scientist is visited by his older self who has travelled back in time to beg him not to invent the time machine that he is about to create

Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

One of the best of all filmed videogame adaptations. Christophe Gans creates a creepy and unworldly atmosphere, along with a series of genuinely outlandish creature effects

Persistence of Vision (2012)

Persistence of Vision (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Documentary About the Making of The Thief and the Cobbler

A fascinating documentary about animator Richard Williams that principally focuses on the tragic failure of Williams’s lifework The Thief and the Cobbler, which would have been the most ambitious hand drawn film ever made

Cube2: Hypercube (2002)

Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) poster poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Hyper-Dimensional Labyrinth

The first sequel to Vincenzo Natali’s fine conceptual puzzlebox film. This expands out on the idea, having a cube that bends through time and space, and has a certain fascination if not as much as the original did

Bram Stoker’s Shadowbuilder (1997)

Bram Stoker's Shadowbuilder (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Shadow Demon

One of several films that came out after the success of Bram Stoker’s Dracula claiming Stoker’s above their title despite slim or no connection. That said, this is a modestly effective film about a demon that exists in the shadows

Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation (1986)

Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Cute Talking Bears

The second of the Care Bears films, light, insubstantial and rather sweet as pre-adolescent creatures of indeterminate gender romp around in their cloud kingdom banishing bad feelings

Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vigilante Derelict/Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Another of the Grindhouse mock trailers gets it own film. This hits in with a wonderfully enthusiastic B movie energy and buckets of gore that remind of early Peter Jackson

Camera Shy (2012)

Camera Shy (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Realises He is a Character in a Film

A Canadian film where a corrupt politician makes the slow realisation that he is a character inside a film. The comedy heads for obvious places at times but the film is carried by the originality and amusement of its premise

Rabid (1977)

Rabid (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parasitic Skin Graft

The fourth film from David Cronenberg, a clear (although by no means uninteresting) attempt to repeat the success of Shivers with Marilyn Chambers as a woman with a vampiric skin parasite that turns victims into maddened killers

Bigfoot Ate My Boyfriend (2016)

Bigfoot Ate My Boyfriend (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bigfoot Comedy

A miracle of $1.98 no-budget film-making, this Bigfoot comedy shouts out its sheer good nature from every pore. It is a film that wears its shortcomings with pride, while the director and cast have a great comic timing

What Keeps You Alive (2018)

What Keeps You Alive (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wife Hunted in the Woods

Colin Minihan is an up and rising genre directors well worth keeping an eye. Here he makes a taut and effective survival story where a woman is hunted by her wife who turns psychopathic after a getaway to a cabin in the woods

Holy Hell (2015)

Holy Hell (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vigilante Catholic Priest/Gonzo Ultra-Violence

An outrageously demented low-budget film guaranteed to offend nearly everybody. This takes inspiration from Hobo With a Shotgun with a Catholic priest wielding a gun seeking revenge

Radius (2017)

Rating: ★★★
Amnesiac Man Wakes Up With Killing Power

This comes with a fascinatingly original premise – man wakes up with complete amnesia and finds that he has the ability to kill anyone within thirty feet of him. The case of a film that holds attention with a captivating and unusual plot and a series of constant whiplash reversals

The Brain (1988)

The Brain (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Evil Brain

Mad psychologist creates a giant brain about the size of a small car that controls minds and is hungry to devour people. A deliriously entertaining film that seems to embody the essence of the cheesy makeup effects driven 1980s horror film

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality Parody

An amusing parody of the Backwoods Brutality film where the hillbillies are likeable innocents and the college kids end up killing themselves in a series of bizarre accidents. Amusing, although in the end is only a one-joke film

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1977)

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenage Girl Kills Intruders Psycho-Thriller

A psycho-thriller with a difference where Jodie Foster plays a teenager with secrets who maintains the pretence of living with her late father while fending off a pedophile Martin Sheen

Black Christmas (1974)

Black Christmas (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl's Dormitory Slasher

Many argue that this is the original slasher film – and it does the whole formula a good deal better than many of those that came along a few years later, having some wry characterisations and a sardonic sense of humour

White Noise (2005)

White Noise (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Communications from the Dead

Ghost story about so-called Electronic Voice Phenomenon with Michael Keaton as a widower being contacted from beyond by his late wife. A film that achieves some quite reasonable spooky effect

Rituals (1977)

Rituals (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality

A quite good but little seen Backwoods Brutality film from the great era of Canuxploitation with overtones of Deliverance as hikers in the wilderness are harassed by mysterious figures who play taunting psychological games

Lost After Dark (2015)

Lost After Dark (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Homage to the 1980s Slasher Film

An overlooked homage to the slasher film. This doesn’t set out to parody, deconstruct or subvert the tropes, rather is just a well-made and affectionate tribute to the genre’s 1980s heyday

Haphead (2015)

Haphead (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Life in a Post-Cyberpunk World

From SF writer Jim Munroe who made the impressive Ghosts With Shit Jobs, a micro-budgeted work set in a post-cyberpunk future where the fascination lies in the casually littered assumptions around the edges

Pin (1988)

Pin (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man's Disturbed Relationship with a Sinister Anatomical Dummy

Creepy and surprisingly well-made Canadian horror film in which a mentally disturbed David Hewlett has a strange relationship with an anatomical dummy that directs him to kill.

Heart of America: Home Room (2002)

Rating: ★★★
School Shooting

One thing you don’t associate with Uwe Boll is a concern for social issues. Made in the aftermath of Columbine, this is an early Boll film that is a surprisingly solid attempt to address the scourge of US school shootings

Rufus (2012)

Rufus (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Smalltown Vampire

Not that the title gives you any reason to expect it but this is actually a vampire film, one of the rare entries in a genre that is looking very anemic these days. An original and quite interesting smalltown take that resembles George Romero’s Martin and Let the Right One In

Watchtower (2001)

Watchtower (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho-Thriller

Modest psycho-thriller about the psychological games between a psychopathic lighthouse keeper (a fine Tom Berenger) and his young assistant

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★
Prom Queen's Supernatural Retribution

Unrelated in any way to the slasher film Prom Night, this plants tongue in cheek as it tries to imitate the A Nightmare on Elm Street films in its story of a vengeful undead prom queen

Stage Fright (2014)

Stage Fright (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Slasher Musical

A slasher musical??? The mind does a double takes trying to process the incongruity of the genre mash-ups. That said, this works exceedingly well – neither compromising on the slasher aspects, yet equally delivering some clever and witty musical numbers

The Void (2016)

The Void (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hospital of Horrors/H.P. Lovecraft Homage

In his follow-up to Manborg, Steven Kostanski abandons the affectionate homages to 1980s video-released genre films he has specialised in so far. A homage to the works of H.P. Lovecraft, this should be seen for the utterly wild and outlandish makeup effects that Kostanski delivers

The Hair of the Beast (2010)

The Hair of the Beast (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Werewolf Film

Quebecois (French-speaking Canadian) historical werewolf film. The plot proves entertaining in its whisplash reversals, although the film’s provision of a werewolf falls down amid some ratty CGI effects

Let Her Out (2016)

Let Her Out (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Girl at War With Her Split Personality

From Cody Calahan who made Antisocial, a reasonable modernisation of the Jekyll and Hyde story with a girl at war for ownership of her own body with an evil alter ego

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Videogame Adaptation

Another of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations and one of his better. Boll is seeking to emulate the 00s epic fantasy fad and succeeds with some great action choreography from Ching Siu-Tung

Man Vs. (2015)

Man Vs. (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Wilderness Survival Reality TV Star Encounters a Creature

The amusing idea of a mimicry of a Bear Grylls-type wilderness survival reality show – but with the addition of a monster.

Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia (1977)

Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sadistic Woman Commandant

This was the third of the notorious Ilsa films featuring a hyper-sexed Dyanne Thorne. This locates everything in Russian where she is the commandant torturing the prisoners of a Soviet gulag

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009)

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anthology of Frankenstein Short Films

A series of short film interpretations of the Frankenstein story, with interpretations ranging from BDSM to kung fu and modern police procedural

A Lobster Tale (2006)

A Lobster Tale (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Magical Realism/Miracle Healing Moss

Set in a nowhere New England town where fisherman Colm Meaney discovers a moss with miracle-healing properties. Sort of a Magical Realist version of The Shipping News

Heavy Metal (1981)

Heavy Metal (1981) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adult Animation Anthology

Cult animated film that adapts several stories from the adult fantasy comic-book Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal. These vary but in its better moments that has a trippy cult hallucinatory quality

Rock and Rule (1983)

Rock and Rule (1983) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Post Holocaust Talking Animals/Occult Rock Music

Promisingly ambitious animated SF film that tries to catch some of the trippy qualities of Heavy Metal where the impressive quality of animation is let down by a juvenile story about a rock band in a post-holocaust future

Corrective Measures (2022)

Corrective Measures (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Prison for Super-Villains/Comic-Book Adaptation

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis before his retirement. This one has a watchable central idea and is set around the idea of a prison for super-villains even if Bruce is not up to much

Power of Grayskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2017)

Power of Grayskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Documentary About the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Phenomenon

A documentary about the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe phenomenon. This covers everything from the origins of the toys through the animated series to the live-action film

The Carpenter (1988)

The Carpenter (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Ghostly Handyman

Odd effort that features Wings Hauser as a polite and charming ghostly handyman who romances the heroine while despatching the people around her. Not a great film but Hauser has never been better

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire vs Nazis

The third of Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne trilogy and one of his better films. The action scenes are slickly choreographed and the film is largely made by Michael Paré and Clint Howard who play to the gallery with entertaining regard

Barbie Presents Thumbelina (2009)

Barbie Presents Thumbelina (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Barbie Fairytale

Another animated Barbie film, this appropriate the name of the Hans Christian Andersen’s fairytale and makes it now about a fairy who preaches conservation. As these films go, this is one of the better made and comes with quite a degree of colour

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Barbie Enacts Fairytale

The third animated film based on the popular girl’s doll Barbie. This places Barbie into Tchaikovsky’s ballet Swan Lake in an okay telling, if one that suffers from the usual limited animation of Mainframe’s early films

Barbie Fairytopia (2004)

Barbie Fairytopia (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Land of Fairies

The previous Barbie animated films had adapted various fairytales but this casts her as a fairy in a magical kingdom – simplistic, but one of the most colourfully animated of Mainframe’s Barbie films

WolfCop (2014)

WolfCop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Werewolf Cop/Horror Comedy

Deliberately made to look like a lost 1980s/early 90s film, this has a winning concept and sets in with an appealingly sarcastic amusement. On the other hand, the film is never quite as amusing as it gives the impression it is going to be and starts to lose it in the third act

Someone is Watching (1999)

Someone is Watching (1999) poster
Rating: ★★½
Stalker Psycho-Thriller/Child's Sinister Invisible Companion

Okay psycho-thriller where Stefanie Powers is stalked in her new apartment while her son develops a mysterious imaginary companion

An American Pickle (2020)

An American Pickle (2020) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Preserved in a Vat of Pickles Awakes in the Present Comedy

A sleeper awakes comedy where Seth Rogen falls into a vat of pickles in 1919 and is awakened in the present-day. A decided change of pace for Rogen who plays two lead roles throughout

The Addams Family (2019)

The Addams Family (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

An animated film revival of The Addams Family. You feel that a PG-rated film sold to family audiences is a bit tame for the Addams’ dark humour, nevertheless this gets much of the kooky silliness.

Visiting Hours (1982)

Visiting Hours (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

Taut and effective effort from the heyday of the slasher film, one of several films on the theme of a woman newscaster being stalked by a psycho. A young Michael Ironside goes to town on the role of the psycho and plays to the gallery with nastily effective results

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

My Bloody Valentine (1981) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

Classic from the heyday of the slasher film, an effort that was clearly designed to exploit another holiday title in the wake of the successes of Halloween and Friday the 13th. This snappily adapts the slasher formula and does better than most of its ilk in serving it back up

Eddie the Sleepwalking Cannibal (2012)

Eddie the Sleepwalking Cannibal (2012) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sleepwalking Cannibalism/Black Comedy

Rather peculiar film about a man who becomes a cannibal whenever he sleepwalks and an artist who finds inspiration at the sight of the dead bodies. This taps a rich vein of black comedy

Downdraft (1996)

Downdraft (1996) poster
Rating: ★★½
Amok AI/Nuclear Threat/Action

Modest and conceptually packed B-budget action film in which a motley team are sent to break into a bunker that has been hijacked by a scientist who is threatening to fire nuclear missiles

End of Days, Inc. (2015)

End of Days, Inc. (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Office Workers Prepare for the End of the World

A comedy in which office staff working overtime gradually realise their efforts are in preparation for the end of the world. This needed more of a dark bite to fully work but has occasional amusement

Nightmare Factory (2011)

Nightmare Factory (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Documentary About KNB EFX Makeup Effects Studio

Documentary about KNB EFX Group, one of the premiere makeup effects companies in contemporary Hollywood. Although nominally focused around KNB and their history, the documentary principally profiles Greg Nicotero, the N of the group

Stuff (1999)

Stuff (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Resurrection Ring/Black Comedy

Canadian-made black comedy about a ring that can revive the dead

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World. There is a mini-industry of these films and, if one can stomach the preachiness, this is not entirely bad