5ive Days to Midnight (2004)

5ive Days to Midnight (2004) poster
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Briefcase from the Future

Mini-series with the intriguing premise of Timothy Hutton receiving a briefcase from the future with clues that foretells his death in five days time. This befalls utterly predictable handling and is padded out to fill a five-hour slot

Noroi: The Curse (2005)

Noroi: The Curse (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Found Footage/Paranormal Investigator

A Japanese Found Footage film made not long after The Blair Witch Project with a man investigating various paranormal incidents around Tokyo

River Queen (2005)

River Queen (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Maori Wars Historical Epic/Precognitive Dream

Vincent Ward is one of the directors who should be granted more opportunities to make films. This is his least satisfying work, a troubled behind-the-scenes epic set during New Zealand’s Maori Wars with some Magical Realist touches

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
German Expressionism Remake

A remake of the silent German Expressionist classic that replicates the unique look and sets. Interesting, although it now emerges more like a film noir with artistic pretensions than the avant garde work the original was

The Triangle (2005)

The Triangle (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Solving the Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle

An impressive line-up of genre names came together for this big event mini-series that sets out to offer a conclusive explanation for the Bermuda Triangle in a plot that juggles an entertaining stew of wild ideas involving timewarps, alternate timelines and government cover-ups

Fortunes (2005)

Fortunes (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Fortune Teller's Prophecy/Indie Film

Frustratingly insipid indie slice-of-life film following three guys affected by a fortune-teller’s prophecy, this never surmounts the banalities of its characters’ lives

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Final Destination 3 (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Precognition/Doomed Rollercoaster Crash Survivors

The original creative team behind the Final Destination series, James Wong and Glen Morgan, return for this sequel but only provide a routine series of bizarre novelty deaths following the premonition of a rollercoaster disaster

Troubled Waters (2006)

Troubled Waters (2006) poster
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Abduction Thriller/Psychic Detective

Thriller starring Jennifer Beals as an FBI agent who receives clairvoyant visions during the hunt for an abducted girl

Disaster Movie (2008)

Disaster Movie (2008) poster
Rating: ½
Parodies of Various Films

The movie parodies of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, which consist of crude, witless gags run over replication of scenes from films of the last twelve months, are painfully unfunny. This doesn’t even spoof the disaster movie

The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008) poster
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The X Files Film Spinoff/Psychic Priest/Organ Harvesting

The second theatrical spinoff from The X Files, a dismally dull entry where one wonders how the people who created one of the great tv shows of the 1990s got it all wrong

Imagine That (2009)

Imagine That (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Stock Predictions from a Child's Invisible Companions

Eddie Murphy in another of the lame flops that marked his career in the 2000s where he plays a stockbroker who gets stock tips from his daughter’s imaginary companion

Let Me Die Quietly (2009)

Let Me Die Quietly (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Clairvoyance Thriller

Neo-noir variation on a clairvoyant murder mystery. This works well in terms of capturing an extraordinary sense of its the central character’s loneliness and melancholy

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Vampire Wars/Circus of Freaks

Adaptation of a series of Young Adult books that should have emerged as Harry Potter made with the sensibilities of a Tim Burton. But the result fails to come to life in Paul Weitz’s hands

New Moon (2009)

New Moon (2009) poster
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Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

The second of the Twilight films where the moderately grounded original is blown up into the near laughable with the ridiculously over-the-top hyper-sexualised posturing of its male leads

The Final Destination (2009)

The Final Destination (2009) poster
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Precognition/Doomed Accident Survivors

The fourth in the series of films about a series of deaths for survivors after premonition of disaster at a speedway. This is shot in 3D but the novelty death set-pieces have become preposterous

The Cell 2 (2009)

The Cell 2 (2009) poster
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Psychic Link with a Serial Killer

Sequel to Tarsem Singh’s The Cell that feels made by people who haven’t even seen the original. The original’s fascinating journey into dream terrain is replaced by a dull psychic with a link to a serial killer plot

Eclipse (2010)

Eclipse (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

The third of the Twilight films. This extrudes the dramatic irresolution of the last film’s cliffhanger – should Bella marry Edward or does she really love Jacob? – with over-padded momentousness

Immortals (2011)

Immortals (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Myth

A venture into Greek myth retelling the story of Theseus and the labyrinth. Tarsem Singh, a director with a visually extraordinary eye, lavishes everything on the sets and costumes. One film of the 3D overkill fad that needs to be seen in 3D

Final Destination 5 (2011)

Final Destination 5 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Precognition/Doomed Bridge Collapse Survivors

The series drags another entry out set around the premonition of a bridge collapse. This one is played with such an enthusiasm for the bizarrely improbable deaths that it is one of the best of the sequels

Emperor Visits the Hell (2012)

Emperor Visits the Hell (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Journey to the West

The idea of (some chapters of) the classic Chinese legend Journey to the West retold in contemporary terms. This makes for some amusing interpolations, while also acting as a social critique of modern-day Chinese society

The Black Dahlia Haunting (2012)

The Black Dahlia Haunting (2012) poster
Rating: ½
Ghost of Famous Unsolved Murder Victim

For the stew of elements this throws together – a famous unsolved murder case, ghosts, a blind psychic killer, possession, a sinister psychiatrist – it is surprising how dull the film that emerges is

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012)

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

Perhaps the best thing about this is that the Twilight saga is finally ended. This provides a moderately spectacular showdown but also wraps its plotlines up with absurd deus ex machina wimp outs and an infuriating twist ending

Odd Thomas (2013)

Odd Thomas (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Eccentric Clairvoyant-Medium/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

At first glance, Stephen Sommers and Dean R. Koontz seem strange bedfellows, but oddly enough it works – Koontz gives Sommers more story than he is used to working with and surprisingly it is the likeable characters and mind-boggling quirks of plot at the forefront rather than Sommers’ usual CGI bombast

The Wolverine (2013)

The Wolverine (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
X-Men Spinoff Film

While this received a good deal of fan buzz, I must admit to being disappointed. It strips much of the superheroics and mutant cameos of the other X-Men films until it feels more like a Westerner in Japan thriller like Black Rain or even a routine film noir plot that happens to be cast with Wolverine

Time Lapse (2014)

Time Lapse (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Camera That Photographs the Future

A perfect example of a film carried by the ingenuity of its concept – a camera that takes photos 24 hours into the future – told with a superb tightness of economy – two sets and mostly three actors (largely unknowns) – and some wonderfully contorted twists

Seventh Son (2014)

Seventh Son (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy/Monster Hunter's Apprentice

An object lessons in how not to adapt a Young Adult series – take a book series about an apprentice witch hunter set in an alternate England and turn it a generic Lord of the Rings copy

Sharing (2014)

Sharing (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Premonitions of Disaster

I went to see this on the description that called it a horror film about premonitions of disaster but far less interestingly it is a fictional attempt to analyse people’s attempts to grieve over the Fukushima Disaster – not uninteresting but with little interest in being a fantastic film

Dark House (2014)

Dark House (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
House of Evil/Backwoods Deviltry

The underrated Victor Salva, director of Jeepers Creepers, takes on the deviltry and occult film where with his ability to conjure eerie jumps and outlandish images produces something original and out of this world

Hercules (2014)

Hercules (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Greek Mythological Hero's Ordinary Exploits

Dwayne Johnson starring Hercules film that just wants to be a big dumb cartoon without a brain cell in its body. This takes the interesting approach that Hercules was an ordinary man whose exploits were all down to PR

Visions (2015)

Visions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Clairvoyant Visions

Another effort from the near-ubiquitous Blumhouse horror company. A film that teases many things – occult rituals, cultists after the pregnant heroine’s baby – that prove red herrings as it eventually telescopes down to a frustratingly ordinary explanation

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

For supposedly the Paranormal Activity series final entry, this offer the novelty of the first Found Footage film in 3D – a gimmick that signals the series is out of fresh ideas. Moreover, the series’ look via watching security cameras has been de-emphasised in favour of another CGI driven ghost story

Solace (2015)

Solace (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Clairvoyance Thriller

This was intriguingly once planned as a Se7en sequel but I felt uninspired as it seems just another clairvoyant murder mystery. On the other hand, it is grippingly well written and has some great performances. With the introduction of a rival clairvoyant halfway through, it however becomes something amazing

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Secret Home for "Gifted" Youths

Tim Burton used to be the great hope of fantastic cinema but his efforts since 2000 have been greeted with general disappointment. This Young Adult adaptation plays out like a fantasy version of the X-Men

Arrival (2016)

Arrival (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
First Contact with Aliens

Most SF films gloss over the issue of communication with aliens, having them either speaking English or with devices like Universal Translators. This is a superbly intelligent film that grapples with how to communicate with something different

Time Renegades (2016)

Time Renegades (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Shared Vision Across Time/Hunt for a Killer

South Korean film that borrows the premise of the film Frequency in having two characters separated across twenty years have clairvoyant dreams of the other’s life and combining forces to stop a killer

The Dark Tower (2017)

The Dark Tower (2017) poster
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Stephen King Adaptation/Portal to a Parallel World

Screenwriter Akiva Goldsman gives us an utterly mangled version of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series that has little resemblance to the books, yet makes little sense if you haven’t read them

Watership Down (2018)

Watership Down (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Talking Rabbit Quest

BBC tv mini-series remake of the classic Richard Adams novel about talking rabbits on a quest. To get it over with, the animation is not the high-end quality that we have been spoiled with by Pixar et al. On the other hand, what remains is an excellent faithfully told version of the story

London Fields (2018)

London Fields (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future/Femme Fatale/Precognitive Dream

Based on an acclaimed book, once to be directed by David Cronenberg. This opened to bad reviews but is not uninteresting. A near future setting, precognitive dreams and Amber Heard as a sizzling femme fatale

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
True Crime/Precognitive Dreams

Released for the fiftieth anniversary of the Manson Killings, this details the attacks on Sharon Tate by the Manson Family. The film expands on the claim that Tate had a precognitive dream about what was going to happen

We Can Be Heroes (2020)

We Can Be Heroes (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kid Superheroes

Robert Rodriguez appears to have gotten the oversized non-event that was Alita: Battle Angel out of his system by making another of his seat of the pants home movies – this is less Spy Kids than Superhero Kids – and brings back one element Alita forgot, a sense of fun

How I Became a Super-Hero (2020)

How I Became a Super-Hero (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Superpowers Film

The title suggests either a comedic take on the superhero film or a teen film about a kid discovering superpowers. The least thing you expect this to be is a French police thriller about a unit investigating super-powered crimes

Dune Part One (2021)

Dune: Part One (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

Denis Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic SF novel comes with a determination to give the story and its richly detailed world faithful life on screen. Villeneuve adapts freely in many areas but gets the complexity of the saga

The Black Phone (2021)

The Black Phone (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Imprisonment Thriller/Ghostly Telephone

Scott Derrickson delivers an eerie film from a Joe Hill story about a child who is abducted and imprisoned by a serial killer but then receives message from beyond the grave on an old telephone.

Encanto (2021)

Encanto (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Magical House

One of the best Disney animated films in some time. Set around a Colombian American family that have hereditary magic powers and live in a magical house, this comes with an enormous degree of colour and energy

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Harry Potter Spinoff

Third of the Fantastic Beasts films, this comes as a mix of ennui with the franchise and promise. It feels like about right now would be a good time to retire the series

The Midnight Club (2022)

The Midnight Club (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenagers Tell Horror Stories

Mike Flanagan horror mini-series adapted from Christopher Pike’s book, this is set around a group of patients in a hospice who form a group to tell each other horror stories

V/H/S/85 (2023)

V/H/S/85 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

The sixth entry among the popular multi-director anthology series, this includes episodes from Scott Derrickson among others but is also one of the weaker of the V/H/S films overall

Dune Part Two (2024)

Dune Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

The second part of Denis Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic SF novel Dune, this delves more deeply into the world of the Fremen, although starts to diverge more from the book

Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)

Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★
Precognition/Descendants of a Doomed Survivor

A return to the Final Destination franchise after fourteen years, this comes with an undeniable sense of humour, producing a series of highly entertaining despatches to make the best entry in the series so far