Animals (2009)
Apr 14, 2026Monster Transformations
Adaptation of a novel by Splatterpunk authors Skipp and Spector, this sits halfway between being a monster movie and an erotic thriller. Disowned by its director who hides behind a pseudonym
Bart Johnson
The Cell 2 (2009)
May 16, 2013Psychic Link with a Serial Killer
Sequel to Tarsem Singh's The Cell that feels made by people who haven't even seen the original. The original's fascinating journey into dream terrain is replaced by a dull psychic with a link to a serial killer plot
Cross (2011)
Jan 22, 2014Action Film/Mystical Artifacts
A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters
Vamp U (2013)
Apr 10, 2013Vampire Frat Comedy
The entirely unappealing notion of a vampire frat rat comedy, The film is agonisingly unfunny on almost every level, while Adam Johnson's professor may count as possibly the wimpiest and most non-threatening vampire in the history of cinema
Held (2020)
Aug 21, 2021Married Couple Imprisoned in a House
A bizarre thriller where a husband and wife are imprisoned in a luxury house and forced upon threat of torture to improve their marriage