The Ring (2002)

The Ring (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cursed Videotape/Japanese Horror Remake

This is the English-language version of the Japanese horror Ring and actually a much better and far spookier film, where the new script gives the story more depth

Ring 2 (1999)

Ring 2 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cursed Videotape/Haunting/Japanese Ghost Story

The second of the Japanese Ring/Ringu films where director Hideo Nakata improves over the original with a series of eerie scares if a frequently incomprehensible mishmash of story ideas

Rings (2017)

Rings (2017) poster
Rating:
Cursed Videotape/Haunting

The question you ask going in is after seven Japanese films and a tv series, a Korean film and two previous English-language films, what is left for filmmakers to wring out a third American The Ring film? The answer seems to be not much – just a rehash of the basics for the 18-25 crowd

Rockula (1990)

Rockula (1990) poster
Rating:
Vampire Rock Star Comedy

Painfully unfunny vampire comedy from Cannon Films about a vampire teenager who becomes a rock star. This has one of the least credible premises I’ve ever seen in a film. Mostly it seems to have been conceived around placing various musicians of the day in acting roles with bizarre results

Sadako 3D (2012)

Sadako 3D (2012) poster
Rating:
Ring Sequel/Japanese Ghost Story

The original Ring was a classic, an eerie ghost story that was a success that spawned a series of copies right around the Asian region. Here the Ring cycle has been rebooted in a heavy letdown that abandons all of the creepy atmospherics of the original for a series of pop-up CGI effects

Season of the Witch (2011)

Season of the Witch (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Mediaeval Action Fantasy/Escorting a Witch

Medieavel fantasy action film with Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman assigned to escort a witch who may be able to deliver the land from the Black Plague. The wider moral issues of the film are buried under action and CGI

Selfie from Hell (2018)

Selfie from Hell (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Cursed Selfie/Internet Stalkers

The selfie is such a concept of the moment that I suppose someone had to make the first selfie horror film. The film suffers conceptual confusions and what starts out akin to something like Ring slides into more of a variant on The Den with sinister strangers stalking the heroine online

The 7th Dwarf (2014)

The 7th Dwarf (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Adventures of the Seven Dwarves

German animated film about the adventures of Snow White’s Seven Dwarves. Lightweight and trivial, this feels like it has come along ten years too late to the fad for fairytale parodies and mash-ups we had in the mid-2000s with films like Shrek and Hoodwinked!

Shadow of Chikara (1977)

Shadow of Chikara (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Western Quest/Cursed Mountain

This is nominally a Western – one of the harsh and realistic ones made at the end of the 1970s – and quite a good one too. It comes with a real surprise ending that takes it over into fantasy

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Sleeping Beauty (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Fairy-Tale

One of the finest of all Disney animated films, an adaptation of the fairytale made with the full artistic resources that studio could bring to bear

The Sleeping Beauty (2010)

The Sleeping Beauty (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale

Catherine Breillat, a director usually known for tackling issues of female sexuality, adapts the classic fairytale in a muddled effort that singularly fails to fly either as fairytale or deconstruction

Sleeping Beauty (2014)

Sleeping Beauty (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Adventure/The Asylum Mockbuster

In the early 2010s, we had a series of fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasies; The Asylum served up their own cheap copies – this was their version of Maleficent. Directed by actor Casper Van Dien, this not uninterestingly plays out as a fantasy adventure that follows the prince’s attempts to enter the castle

Slit Mouth Woman in L.A. (2014)

Slit Mouth Woman in L.A. (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Horror Anthology

Another version of the popular figure from Japanese urban legend, which has appeared in a number of films. This is an anthology where four Japanese directors have come to L.A. to shoot a series of strictly average short horror tales, not all of which feature the Slit Mouth Woman

Snakes on a Train (2006)

Snakes on a Train (2006) poster
Rating:
Snake Vomiting Curse/Snakes Amok

The first of The Asylum’s mockbusters intended as a soundalike copy of Snakes on a Plane, this ends up defeated by low-budget and one of the most absurd premises of any film in recent memory

Suzume (2022)

Suzume (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Quest to Close Portals

Beautifully made anime from Makoto Shinkai about a young girl and a three-legged chair on a quest to close a series of portals across Japan and prevent unimaginable chaos emerging

The Thief of Bagdad (1940)

The Thief of Bagdad (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

An Arabian Nights adventure that offers up one of the purest blends of fantasy and romance of its era. Filled with stunning directorial set-pieces and magnificent sets and all shot in colour.

Thinner (1996)

Thinner (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Weight Loss Curse/Stephen King Adaptation

Adaptation of one of Stephen King’s Richard Bachman novels about an obese lawyer afflicted with a thinning curse. There are some great effects but the film’s moral messages come off as wrong

The 3rd Floor (2007)

The 3rd Floor (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted Apartment Building

A low-budget ingenue effort by three friends about a tenant who discovers that the third floor of his apartment building contains the ghosts of dead asylum inmates

A Thousand Words (2012)

A Thousand Words (2012) poster
Rating:
Man Has a Thousand Words Before He Dies Comedy

Eddie Murphy’s presence is not enough to lift the lame premise of this comedy where he is given a curse where he has a thousand words to say before he dies … a film that has a soggy marshmallow heart rather than one that lets Murphy loose to do what he does best

The Time of Their Lives (1946)

The Time of Their Lives (1946) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghost Comedy

An Abbott and Costello comedy. Not one of their monster bashes but a variant on the light comedy that had been popular in the last decade with Lou as an 18th Century ghost haunting Bud Abbott in the present. Can’t say I am a big fan of their humour, most of the slapstick that seems dated today

A Troll in Central Park (1994)

A Troll in Central Park (1994) poster
Rating:
Animation/Troll's Adventures in Human Civilisation

Incredibly insipid animated film from Don Bluth about a kind-hearted troll that relocates to Central Park. This feels like a wannabe Disney film that is merely going through the moves.

Truth or Dare (2018)

Truth or Dare (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Deadly Game/Demonic Curse

Jeff Wadlow made the smart Cry Wolf, a slasher film about a campus game turned deadly. In this Blumhouse production, he has simply remade that with a different game where the killer is now a demonic curse

The Vulture (1967)

The Vulture (1967) poster
Rating:
Human-Vulture Hybrid/Teleporter Accident

Possibly the most conceptually demented film to come out of the 1960s-70s Anglo-horror cycle – one part The Fly, one part a witch’s retribution film about a man who transforms into a vulture creature after teleporting into his ancestor’s grave whereupon he is driven to enact a centuries old curse

When the Whales Came (1989)

When the Whales Came (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Period Drama/Preventing a Whale Curse

This is what might result if Greenpeace were allowed to take over the BBC arts division. Nicely made but not necessarily a great period drama about a whale curse

Zombie Town (2023)

Zombie Town (2023) poster
Rating:
R.L. Stine Adaptation/Zombies Emerge Out of a Film

An adaptation of an R.L. Stine book, a work of safe anodyne horror about zombies trapped inside a film made by director Dan Aykroyd getting loose and overrunning a town