Black Magic Woman (1991)

Black Magic Woman (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Voodoo Curse

Essentially Fatal Attraction with voodoo in which Mark Hamill engages in an affair with Apollonia and breaks it off only to find a voodoo curse has been placed on him

The Boneyard (1991)

The Boneyard (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Children Overrun a Mortuary

Part of the 80s/90s fad for makeup effects driven popcorn horror – in this case, actually directed by an effects artist. The film moves slow as molasses but the giant zombie poodle and zombie Phyllis Diller do compensate

Rockula (1990)

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Vampire Rock Star Comedy

Painfully unfunny vampire comedy from Cannon Films about a vampire teenager who becomes a rock star. This has one of the least credible premises I’ve ever seen in a film. Mostly it seems to have been conceived around placing various musicians of the day in acting roles with bizarre results

When the Whales Came (1989)

When the Whales Came (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Period Drama/Preventing a Whale Curse

This is what might result if Greenpeace were allowed to take over the BBC arts division. Nicely made but not necessarily a great period drama about a whale curse

Kadaicha (1988)

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Aborigine Curse

Australian horror that sets out to combine US models like A Nightmare on Elm Street and a few dashes of Poltergeist with the idea of an Aborigine curse but emerges as poorly executed

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Big Trouble in Little China (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Chinese Supernatural/Martial Arts Fantasy

John Carpenter film that was marketed as a Raiders of the Lost Ark copy but is more Carpenter trying to emulate Hong Kong’s Wu Xia cinema, which was largely unknown in the West at the time. All with highly enjoyable conic results.

Ladyhawke (1985)

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Rating: ★★★★
Mediaeval Fantasy/Lovers Under Animal Transformation Curse

A beautifully made Richard Donner mediaeval fantasy with two lovers suffering a curse that transforms them into animals only able to touch in person for a second at dusk and dawn

The Alchemist (1983)

The Alchemist (1983) poster
Rating: ½
Evil Sorcerer

One of the earliest films from Charles Band. In the years following, Band went onto produce and occasionally direct a great many often enterprisingly cheap low-budget genre films – this is not one of them

Mausoleum (1983)

Mausoleum (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Housewife

A B-budgeted hit from the video era concerning a possessed housewife. This is a film that has only ever been construed around the provision of cheap makeup effects at regular intervals, all of which hold an undeniable entertainment value in their cheesy ridiculousness

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Given lavish period settings and featuring a sterling cast line-up of British talent from the day, this is probably the most faithful film adaptation of the Conan Doyle story

Cat People (1982)

Cat People (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Feline Transformation

The remake of Cat People. In the hands of Paul Schrader, all the ambiguity is made overt and the film becomes one of Schrader’s allegories for tormented sexuality. On its own terms, this is an often smoulderingly sensual work

Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

Oasis of the Zombies (1981) poster
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Nazi Zombies

One of the original Nazi zombies films with zombies protecting an oasis that hides a gold treasure. This was made by prolific exploitation director Jess Franco meaning that much of the film’s potential is drowned in cheap production values and bad dubbing

Jaws of Satan (1981)

Jaws of Satan (1981) poster
Rating: ½
Satanically Empowered Killer Snakes

This seems to have been slung together as a mash-up of Jaws and the 1970s fad for occult films. Ridiculous and badly made on all levels, no more so than the climax with a giant snake conducting a devil worship ceremony

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (1980)

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"True Story" of the Discovery of Tutankhamun's Tomb

TV movie about the historical discovery of Tutankhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter that inflates the tabloid notion there was a curse and so distorts the historical record that it more properly enters the realm of fantasy

Hero (1980)

Hero (1980) poster
Rating: ½
Finn MacCool Legend

Adaptation of the Finn Mac Coll legend, filmed in Gaelic with a cast that learned their lines by rote. An interesting idea that suffers a painful amateurism

The Fall of the House of Usher (1979)

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Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

Maybe the worst Edgar Allan Poe adaptation ever, a version made for tv that fails utterly to project any of Poe’s gloom and despair, while a badly overacting Martin Landau is disastrously miscast as Roderick Usher

Shadow of Chikara (1977)

Shadow of Chikara (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Western Quest/Cursed Mountain

This is nominally a Western – one of the harsh and realistic ones made at the end of the 1970s – and quite a good one too. It comes with a real surprise ending that takes it over into fantasy

The Brides Wore Blood (1972)

The Brides Wore Blood (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Family Curse/Occult Rituals

Obscure 1970s horror that generates a certain creepy effect with four girls gathered at a big old house for sinister purpose. before going sidewise during the second half amid a profusion of competing tropes

Cry of the Banshee (1970)

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Mysterious Stranger/Witch's Retribution

Dreary film in which Vincent Price is a magistrate who is haunted by a manifestation of The Devil for his witch persecutions. The publicity falsely tried to sell this as an Edgar Allan Poe adaptation.

The Vulture (1967)

The Vulture (1967) poster
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Human-Vulture Hybrid/Teleporter Accident

Possibly the most conceptually demented film to come out of the 1960s-70s Anglo-horror cycle – one part The Fly, one part a witch’s retribution film about a man who transforms into a vulture creature after teleporting into his ancestor’s grave whereupon he is driven to enact a centuries old curse

The Ghost Cat of Otama Pond (1960)

The Ghost Cat of Otama Pond (1960) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Another effort from the Golden Age of kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story films) during the 1950s-60s. While this assembles the essentials of the genre, it is only delivered in terms of a series of strident and unsubtle pop-up effects

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Hammer Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Hammer Films’ one and only Sherlock Holmes adaptation. It is beautiful to see the opulence of early Hammer productions brought to bear giving the story unusually effective life

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Sleeping Beauty (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Fairy-Tale

One of the finest of all Disney animated films, an adaptation of the fairytale made with the full artistic resources that studio could bring to bear

I Bury the Living (1958)

I Bury the Living (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cemetery Keeper with Killing Powers

Fascinating forgotten film with Richard Boone as a cemetery keeper who finds he can kill by placing pins on a map of the cemetery. This feels like a forgotten Twilight Zone episode and develops some quite creepy effect.

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951)

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Immortally Cursed Sea Captain/Romantic Fantasy

Exquisitely shot Technicolor fantasy in which Ava Gardner is romanced by James Mason as the Flying Dutchman, cursed to eternally sail the seas

The Time of Their Lives (1946)

The Time of Their Lives (1946) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghost Comedy

An Abbott and Costello comedy. Not one of their monster bashes but a variant on the light comedy that had been popular in the last decade with Lou as an 18th Century ghost haunting Bud Abbott in the present. Can’t say I am a big fan of their humour, most of the slapstick that seems dated today

The Thief of Bagdad (1940)

The Thief of Bagdad (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

An Arabian Nights adventure that offers up one of the purest blends of fantasy and romance of its era. Filled with stunning directorial set-pieces and magnificent sets and all shot in colour.

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

The first in a series of Sherlock Holmes films starring Basil Rathbone, who became the definitive Holmes for many years, and a reasonable adaptation of the Arthur Conan Doyle novel

The Ghost Goes West (1935)

The Ghost Goes West (1935) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Castle Comedy

A light fantasy comedy with Lucas Donat as the inheritor of a Scottish castle that is haunted by a ghost and the problems faced when the castle is sold to be shipped to America

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1929)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1929) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Silent Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

An incredibly good adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes story. Thought lost for many years, this was made at the height of German Expressionism and has a vividness that other adaptations lack