The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disfigued Madman's Campy Revenge

Droll, elegant camp masterpiece with Vincent Price giving the best performance of his life as a deformed madman employing the Biblical Plagues of Egypt as a motif to take revenge against the surgeons who killed his wife

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011)

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film/Exploitation Homage

Tony Watt strikes again with another of wilfully bad, agonisingly unwatchable films. All the bad acting, plotlessly rambling scenes and random exploitation movie homages that one expects of a Tony Watt film

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986)

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Interstellar Women in Prison Film

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a Women in Prison film set in space. Known under several different names, this is another of Olen Ray’s bimbo pictures where he plants tongue well in cheek

Amsterdamned (1988)

Amsterdamned (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Prowls the Canals of Amsterdam

Fine thriller about the hunt for a frogman serial killer prowling the canals of Amsterdam. The police procedural plot is not so important as the entertaining dispatches and some of the finest action sequence of the 1980s

Atom Age Vampire (1960)

Atom Age Vampire (1960) poster
Rating: ★★
Facially Disfigured Woman/Mad Killer Scientist

Despite the possibilities set up by the title, this features no vampires nor atomic monsters but is an Italian film influenced by Eyes Without a Face about a mad surgeon trying to restore a woman’s disfigured face

Basket Case 2 (1990)

Basket Case 2 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Psychotic Siamese Twin/Gonzo Deformities

Frank Henenlotter takes the commercial route and makes a sequel to his no-budget cult film. A bigger budget allows the film to become a comic variant on Freaks featuring a series of way-out makeup effects

Basket Case 3 (1991)

Basket Case 3 (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Psychotic Siamese Twin/Gonzo Deformities

The third of Frank Henenlotter’s Basket Case films but by this point the perverse wit of the original has become replaced by a cartoonish absurdity

Batman (1989)

Batman (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Tim Burton borrows from the dark brooding graphic novels of the era and gives us a beautiful, stunningly designed film that digs deep into the psychological recesses of the masks and funny faces

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman Forever (1995) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

Tim Burton’s superlative duo of Batman films were wrecked after Joel Schumacher took up the director’s chair and turned the films into giant camp fests. Here he allows a madly overacting Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones loose as the villains

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman Returns (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The second of Tim Burton’s Batman films is even more beautifully dark and glistering than the first, introducing Michelle Pfeiffer as a sizzling Cat Woman and Danny De Vito as a venomous Penguin who respectively own the show

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012)

Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

The first of a two-part animated adaptation of the classic graphic novel ever written. The film lacks the same impact because, firstly, it is an incomplete story, and secondly, Frank Miller’s ideas have now become so much part of the modern Batman

Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

Batman The Killing Joke (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novel, one of the most famous comic-book titles of all time. The notoriously cranky Moore need have no reason to shun this film version, which recreates his work right down to preserving his dialogue and replicating the set-up of individual panels

Beastly (2011)

Beastly (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
High-School Version of Beauty and the Beast

The interesting idea of the fairytale Beauty and the Beast retold in a modern high school setting. Despite itself, the film manages to wring a reasonable sincerity out of the premise

Beauty (2004)

Beauty (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Beauty and the Beast

A quite enjoyable attempt to modernise the story of Beauty and the Beast with Martin Clunes as a disfigured reclusive aristocrat and Sienna Guillory as a plumber who connects with him

Beauty Water (2020)

Beauty Water (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Extreme Beauty Product

South Korean-made anime that takes a dive into horror grotesquerie in the story of a beauty product that offers to reshape flesh and a girl who becomes obsessed with it

Big Man on Campus (1989)

Big Man on Campus (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Hunchback of Notre Dame Comedy

An amiable comedy that relocates the basic story of The Hunchback of Notre Dame to a modern American campus about the taming of a scruffy hunchback who lives in the university belltower

Blackenstein (1973)

Blackenstein (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Blaxploitation Frankenstein Film

Blacula was a big Blaxploitation hit and was quickly followed by this Blaxploitation take on the Frankenstein film. While others that followed did great things, this only seems a quickie designed to jump aboard the fad

The Blood Rose (1970)

The Blood Rose (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Continental Gothic/Mad Surgery

Influenced by the classic Eyes Without a Face, this is a work of French Gothic about an aristocrat trying to find the right woman to use her face for his disfigured wife

Boxing Helena (1993)

Boxing Helena (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sexual Obsession and Amputation

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directs a film about a surgeon who abducts a woman and amputates her limbs to make her love him. A critical bomb, it is a not uninteresting work about woman’s desire handled with more taste than you would think

Brain of Blood (1971)

Brain of Blood (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Brain Transplant Horrors

An unofficial copycat of the Filipino-made Blood Island from exploitation director Al Adamson, a trashy mix involving a dictator’s transplanted brain, Frankenstein monsters and a perverted dwarf

The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962)

The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★
Decapitated Head/Mad Scientist

Classic Z budget film about a severed head in a laboratory that has plenty to place it in the bad movie category but is made with such a perverse panache that it is hard to dislike

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Bride of Frankenstein (1935) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Universal Frankenstein Sequel

The first sequel to the 1931 Boris Karloff Frankenstein, which many prefer to the original. Director James Whale comes into his element and provides a whole other level of droll humour that the first film did not have

Bruiser (2000)

Bruiser (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man's Face Becomes a Blank Mask

Uneven George Romero film from his less satisfying latter period in which Jason Flemyng wakes up with a blank white mask on his face and finds it allows him to unleash vengeance against those who wronged him

Castle Freak (1995)

Castle Freak (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Deformity in the Dungeon

Stuart Gordon had a cult hit with Re-Animator and much of the rest of his career felt like his attempting to repeat that. Here he re-teams with many of the Re-Animator personnel for what is essentially a rehash of a 1960s Italian Gothic film

Circus of Horrors (1960)

Circus of Horrors (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho Surgeon-Circus Master

Fascinatingly sordid film from the early days of the English horror cycle in which Anton Diffring is a mad surgeon obsessed with facial disfiguration hiding as a circus master and arranging a series of circus-themed deaths for his failed experiments

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Vampire Wars/Circus of Freaks

Adaptation of a series of Young Adult books that should have emerged as Harry Potter made with the sensibilities of a Tim Burton. But the result fails to come to life in Paul Weitz’s hands

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

Creep (2004)

Creep (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Deformed Creature in the London Underground

A tense and well sustained horror with Franka Potente trapped in the London Underground after hours and menaced by a deformed creature that lurks in the tunnels

The Cycle (2009)

The Cycle (2009) poster
Rating:
Backwoods Brutality

Micheal Bafaro is a justifiably obscure director whose entire career has been built on recycling other horror films. This is his version of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, which is passable until a Sixth Sense-styled twist ending

The Dance of Reality (2013)

The Dance of Reality (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Autobiography

The first film in 24 years from Alejandro Jodorowsky, a surreal journey through his own childhood. Gone is Jodorowsky, the mad prophet of El Topo, replaced by a warm, wryly self-reflexive Jodorowsky looking back in on his own life

The Dark Backward (1991)

The Dark Backward (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Comedy/Man Grows a Third Arm

A really strange comedy with Judd Nelson as a socially inept man who tries to make it as a stand-up comedy act after growing a third arm out of his back. Audiences scratched their heads and the film bombed

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Christopher Nolan brought the cinematic Batman franchise back to life with Batman Begins and here expands it into something amazing. The show is capped off by Heath Leder’s towering Academy Award winning performance as The Joker

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The Dark Knight is a hard act to follow and Christopher Nolan almost does but not quite. The story keeps Batman off-screen for half the film. Tom Hardy’s Bane dominates the show, while Catwoman is surprisingly subdued

Darkman (1990)

Darkman (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Disfigured Avenging Superhero

Amid the early 1990s spate of dark superhero films, Sam Raimi created one of the few original screen superheroes with Darkman, essentially a superhero film where The Joker (by way of The Phantom of the Opera) is the hero of the piece

Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995)

Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Avenging Superhero

The first of two video-released sequels to Sam Raimi’s Darkman now starring Arnold Vosloo in the title role. This also brings back Larry Drake as the villain Durant

Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996)

Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Avenging Superhero

This was the second and better of the two video-released sequels to Sam Raimi’s Darkman starring Arnold Vosloo in the title role. This adds a much more interestingly complex plot to the mix

Deadpool (2016)

Deadpool (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero

Maybe the smartest and wittiest of the modern Marvel Comics adaptations, this takes every opportunity to deflate its own seriousness, not to mention frequently breaks the fourth wall with side-splitting results

Death Race 2 (2010)

Death Race 2 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

The first of three sequels (actually a prequel) to Paul W.S. Anderson’s Death Race, this gives the origins of Frankenstein and the Death Race. This rehashes much of the first film as generic direct-to-dvd fodder

Dick Tracy (1990)

Dick Tracy (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Detective

The Warren Beatty directed and starring adaptation of the popular newspaper comic-strip detective proved a flop. Beatty creates a highly stylised world and peoples it with an all-star cast but fails to invest the world with any depth

The Enchanted Cottage (2016)

The Enchanted Cottage (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Romantic Fantasy of Transformation

A modern remake of an old play filmed twice before about a magical cottage that allows plain and disfigured lovers who stay there to see the other one as beautiful

Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017)

Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
British Backwoods Brutality

British director Charlie Steeds delivers a well tuned homage to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre that gets it right in ways that most of the Texas Chainsaw sequels don’t

Eyes Without a Face (1959)

Eyes Without a Face (Les Yeux Sans Visage) (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Killer Surgeon

Classic French thriller about a mad surgeon who abducts women to graft their faces onto his disfigured daughter. The film has a rare visual poetry combined with moments of horror that are still effective decades later

The Field Guide to Evil (2018)

The Field Guide to Evil (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Anthology

From the producers of the ABCs of Death films, a further horror anthology where nine directors from around the world deliver eight episodes based on the folklore of their region

Frankenstein (2011)

Frankenstein (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Frankenstein Stage Adaptation

Danny Boyle’s stage adaptation, broadcast live on movie screens, wrings up some unique changes on the classic tale. The role of Frankenstein and creation alternated between Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller

Frankenstein Reborn (2005)

Frankenstein Reborn (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Modernised Frankenstein

One of the early films from The Asylum, this offers a modernised retelling of Frankenstein where some interesting attempts to find modern-day equivalents for parts of the story befall one of their usual low-budgets

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009)

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anthology of Frankenstein Short Films

A series of short film interpretations of the Frankenstein story, with interpretations ranging from BDSM to kung fu and modern police procedural

Freaks (1932)

Freaks (1932) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Human Deformities

Shock film in which director Tod Browning depicts the lives of the deformities at a circus, casting real-life freaks in the roles. This was banned for many years before being discovered as a cult classic

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film/Psychic Powers

The seventh of the Friday the 13th films, this tries to add some novelty with a heroine who has psychic powers but is mostly the same thing as before

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The eighth of the Friday the 13th films that offers the novelty of taking a revived Jason to New York City. Actually, one of the better entries in the series, which plays his encounters with New York locals for some amusement

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The fourth Friday the 13th film, called the final chapter in an effort to kill the series off, only to be such a success this was rescinded in the next film. Joseph Zito directs with more style than usual

The Funhouse (1981)

The Funhouse (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Carnival Horror House Slasher

Tobe Hooper makes a slasher film that is well above the average and one of his better films. Taking place in a carnival haunted house, Hooper shakes the slasher tropes up with undeniably freakish effect at times

Gandahar (1988)

Gandahar (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Planetary Adventure

The final film of French animator Rene Laloux, a planetary adventure set on a world where Laloux delights in creating exotically trippy aliens and landscapes. Released in English as Light Years with an Isaac Asimov script

Ghost Story of Yotsuya (1959)

Ghost Story of Yotsuya (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Japanese ghost story based on a kabuki play that has been filmed numerous times. Much more character and story driven than modern kaidan eiga, this builds to a grim and spooky climax with undeniable effect

Giallo (2009)

Giallo (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Psycho-Thriller

Dario Argento makes a disappointing return to the giallo thriller where he made his name. With Argento’s characteristic murder set-pieces having been toned down, the results are nothing special

The Giant (2016)

The Giant (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Deformed Man Has Daydreams of Being a Giant

For the most part, this plays out as a mundane drama about someone with a terrible deformity – similar to The Elephant Man or Mask – but who also has daydreams in which he is a giant

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973)

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

The second of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, an Arabian Nights adventure. Made as a vehicle for Harryhausen’s stop-motion effects, which are stunning. Everything about the film is classic

The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival – North (1999)

Rating: ★★★★
Festival of H.P. Lovecraft Short Films

A festival of H.P. Lovecraft short films held in Vancouver, which display a quality and faithfulness to the original texts that far outstrips the professional efforts being made elsewhere

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014)

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014) poster
Rating:
Deformed Hillbilly Monster Hunter Comedy

A painfully unfunny endurance test created by star Kevon Ward centred around the deformed, imbecilic hillbilly he played at Halloween shows. The film is little more than people playing morons in silly voices

Hatchet (2006)

Hatchet (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film Homage

This was Adam Green’s homage to the Friday the 13th series that comes with the virtue of a high level of gore and a sense of humour. This was subsequently spun out to several sequels

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film Homage

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Heartless (2009)

Heartless (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pacts with a Possible Devil Figure

Fascinating British film about pacts with an ambiguous Devil figure. The film largely exists to push protagonist Jim Sturgess into as many morally uncomfortable places as possible

Highwaymen (2004)

Highwaymen (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cat and Mouse Game with a Killer on the Backroads

Robert Harmon made the classic The Hitcher, but failed to ever follow up on it. This is the sole work that ever came close – a beautifully tense series of games between Jim Caviezel and a motorised killer on the backroads

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Hotel for Famous Monsters

A variant on the much more charming Mad Monster Party?, an animated film featuring cute cuddly versions of the Famous Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, wolfman etc) with Adam Sandler voicing Dracula

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Famous Monsters Comedy

I had little enthusiasm for this, I tend to like my classic monsters serious rather than defanged – these Hotel Transylvania films are so watered down, Dracula doesn’t even get to drink blood

House of Wax (2005)

House of Wax (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wax Museum Slasher

Despite borrowing the title, this has the no connection to the 1953 film with Vincent Price as a mad waxworks curator and is a modern slasher film. Nevertheless, director Jaume Collet-Serra does come up with some very inventive dispatches

Humongous (1982)

Humongous (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film/Mad Deformity

Canadian-made slasher film from the director of the original Prom Night. This mixes slasher standard with a variant on the Mad/Deformed Relative in the Attic plot but mostly seems terminally dull

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Deformity/Historical Romance

The finest screen adaptation of Victor Hugo’s oft-filmed historical novel. This is visually stunning and featuring an awards-worthy performance from Charles Laughton as the malformed Quasimodo

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (1956)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1956) poster
Rating: ★★★
Deformity/Historical Romance

Largely overlooked, this is the first version of the story in colour and has a lavishness that the previous versions lacked. On the minus side, Anthony Quinn’s Quasimodo is no more than a simpleton lacking in pathos